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Dirty 1: Democrats are Scrambling to Find a Replacement for Biden
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law. Autoaccident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. Shannon with the dirty on the 30 this morning. So Democrats are rumored to be freaking out over President Biden's debate performance last night. Both candidates walked out onto that stage. No handshake, no acknowledgement, no niceties, and the venom was pretty apparent. Software fired back and forth, but most headlines this morning pointed out two things. Trump lied, and President Biden was just not well. Moving to we get to total ban, the total initiative relative to what we're going to do with more border patrol and more asylum officers. President Trump? I really don't know what he said at the end of this sentence. I don't think he knows what he said either. Well, some within the Democratic Party are claiming the president has a cold, which would explain his raspy voice and perhaps the seemingly confused nature of some of his answers. Others are saying, no, that's not it at all. Even so, over on MSNBC, Joy Reed said Democratic campaign operatives that she was texting with throughout the night are saying that they're approaching panic at this point. President Biden had one job tonight. He had to settle his own party. Joe Biden's job was to reassure them tonight. His job was to calm his party, to make them feel that, yes, I can do this. I have four more years in me. I have the ability and the stamina and the strength to do four more years. He did not do that. He did the opposite of that. He made them more panicked. The people over at Fox News calling the debate a home run for Trump, no surprise there. However, many were accusing him of nonstop lies during the 90 minutes. Jill Biden, after the debate last night. Joe, you did such a great job. You answered every question. You knew all the time. And let me ask the crowd. What did Trump do? Why? Did you see when he was leaving the stage? I don't know if you've seen any of that video. Now they'll say that it could be doctored because that's the thing that they say. But on CNN, they showed that she was helping him down the stairs too. So if it's a cold, it's, you know, did it make him not be able to get off of the stage well? But I don't know. It was uncomfortable to watch. It was really uncomfortable to watch. It actually made me sad. But I also think that it's interesting that you go, oh, he's got a cold and you tell everybody that 35 minutes into the debate. Like instead of saying, hey, he's got it. He'd been battling a cold and he's been off. You can't do that because everybody will say it as an excuse. You're being proactive. You're right. It's a loose loose. I've helped you down the stairs. So let's not do that. Listen. Again, I challenge into a basketball game. I will beat him in basketball. In a basketball, Ronnie James, son of NBA superstar LeBron James, drafted by his dad's Los Angeles Lakers last night's after going unselected in the first round. The 55th pick in the 2024 NBA draft. The Los Angeles Lakers select Ronnie James from the University of Southern California. So if they take the court together, it will be the first time a dad and a son have played together in NBA history. Love it. Love it. I actually cried when I saw some of the highlight clips of LeBron winning championships in Holden. Ronnie as a little boy. That's cute. As a dad that has a son that also does what I do. And then they did a piece on this morning's Good Morning America pre-show that I was watching. And they were showing Ken Griffey in Crank Ken Griffey Jr. They were dads that in son that played in baseball. And they showed one clip of a fly ball going out and Ken Griffey Sr. was going to make the catch. Did you see that? Yes. I love that play. I think it's going to be really interesting to see. Will you tell me, because you're more of a basketball guy than I am, will Ronnie play? Or will he have to work his way through like a G League team or something? I mean, I think a lot of it will be dependent upon his performance in Summer League. So for those who don't know what Summer League is, when players are drafted, or you have first-year guys or sometimes even second-year guys, they have a tournament in Las Vegas where they all play. And it's called Summer League. And based on your performance in that league, it can guarantee you a roster spot on a professional team or you'll go to G League or they'll just wave you. So I think a lot of it depends on his performance this summer. But just for the fanfare of it all and all the ratings and the jersey sales, I think we can pretty much guarantee he'll be on the starting line. That starting line up, but he'll be on the roster and playing. Okay. And lastly, more and more A-listers using weight loss drugs like Ozempic or Wicobi. Are suffering from embarrassing and debilitating stomach symptoms, including losing control of their bowels? This is a great story. Apparently is a scandal in the Hamptons right now where all the celebrities are vacationing. Everybody's pooping everywhere, okay? The restaurants are having an issue. The shops are having an issue with their bathrooms. Apparently there was a big issue at the home, the Hamptons' home of Gwyneth Paltrow with some A-list house guests of hers. This particular person who caused a scene fled back to New York City to avoid any awkward confrontation over what happened in the bathroom. So, that's lots of pooping issues in the Hamptons' bathrooms right now. I'm going to be honest with people. I actually am on another one of those strikes. I'm on Monjourno, okay? And I started that a few months ago. It has been doing great. I've been losing weight. Are you having problems? I have not had any duty problems. Don't jinx yourself, man. But I will tell you that sometimes you do get stomach cramping and things like that. Yeah. After the day you take your shot or the day after you take your shot. Yeah. But I have not, like, crapped myself that you guys know love. Oh, yeah. Probably don't. Probably don't. Ketchup on the podcast. On the free I-Heart video app, or Monjourno Morning.com. Go! Celebrity dirt. Directly from the source. It's Monjourno Morning's dirty on the 30th. Spoke too soon. Oh, my God.