Mojo In The Morning
Full Show 06-27-2024
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A wife who thinks that her husband is cheating with one of his customers because she's witnessed something that happened between them on the security cameras of their store. That's this morning here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. Stick around for that, party store people, one of your own is getting busted this morning. And for those that don't know what a party store is that don't live in the Detroit area, we call our liquor stores, party stores. - It's no such. - Some people might be thinking, I'm talking about like one of those places that, you know, you go get balloons at and, what is it, party city? - Party city, party city. - Party city. That place, by the way, always gets me. Every time I walk into that place, I go in for one thing and it's balloons for birthdays. And then I end up with 8,000 smarties and things of candy that I don't need and costumes for Halloween and all kinds of stuff. Welcome to the show, it's Mojo in the Morning. Hello, good to have you guys here with us. Megan says that she got screwed when she was trying to return something. What happened, Megan? - How long ago was our hotel hookup? - Oh, man. - End of May? - Yeah, well. - In this one, yeah. So like a month ago, was that one? - Yeah, middle of May, yeah. - Middle of May? - Yeah. - Yeah. - The first beginning is right from Mother's Day. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, okay. So for context, all of this takes place, or this whole process started before that party because I... - Yeah. - That's what I thought you were doing. - Perfect, perfect. No, I bought a dress for the hotel hookup. I bought a lot of them. But most of them were off of, did I say the website? - Yeah. - Okay. They were all from like Amazon, right? And I received one of the dresses was the wrong dress. So I ordered one thing, another dress showed up, and I filled out like a return process. Hey, got the wrong thing. They said, no problem, drop it off at one of our locations. Pick whatever is easiest for you to get to. We'll process the whole thing for you. I said, oh my God, what an easy thing to do. So over a month ago, I took the dress back. I gave it to the person working at the Amazon counter, and she said, cool, I got it. She scanned my account. - Yeah. - That it handled nothing more you need to do. I get a notification last night on my phone from Amazon saying, hey, you had until June 26th to return this item. It was never returned, so we've charged your account for the full price of the item. They just charged me for a dress that they shipped the wrong one, and I returned, and they said they never got back. I'm losing my mind over this. Like, how do I prove that I gave it back? - Did you get the, I literally return stuff to Whole Foods every week from Amazon, 'cause I order so much stuff, I have a problem. But they give you a little confirmation, like they send you an email confirmation after you return it. - Okay, I'm gonna be real, real honest. - Search this email address right here. But I wonder, Amazon's so good with our customer service. If you reached out and said, hey, this is what happened, if they would give you your money back. 'Cause that's frustrating. - Yeah. - And it's a lot of money. - They said, oh, well, look at this. I don't check this email, just so you know. So, I never got a confirmation email that it was-- - So the person in the store screwed you. - So what happens is, have you ever done that? Like you go-- - I've done it not on Amazon, but I've done it through. What is that something in return? - Happy returns. - Happy returns, yeah. - Right away, you should get an email. I always talk to make sure I get it before I walk out of the place. You get an email confirming your return that you gave them the item, they got the item. You know what I mean? Now you're like deep in your email, aren't you? - I really am, because I got reminder emails. Like reminder, do you need to return this item? And I, okay, I think we all have one email that we send everything to. It's the email I sign up at every time. - That's my AOL account. - Yeah, it's the same email. - He's not joking, by the way, he's like one of two people in the world that still has an AOL account. - I still have my childhood AOL account. Maybe I missed it, or maybe you can provide clarity. Did you get charged twice? - I got charged for the item. I returned it. They immediately give you the return on the account. Like if you say, I'm filing this, I, well wait, now I don't know what happened, 'cause I didn't follow this closely. I didn't think this was gonna be an issue. But they did say we charged your account again. So I'm guessing they issued me the refund when I applied for it. And then sucked it back. - Hold on, Isaac, what's up? - Hello, I just think that she should dispute the charge on her credit card account. - Oh, so whenever credit card you have attached to your Amazon, dispute it. Yeah, some credit card companies are better at disputes than others. I gotta tell you, it used to be Amax was the greatest one. You could dispute anything. They don't do it as much anymore. When you dispute it, they do a full-on investigation as they want you to do like 12 things of paperwork for $12 that you're just feuding. - Man, I don't wanna cancel my card either. - Yeah, this is interesting, by the way, that this is happening to you and that you're dealing with something like this. Mine is on enough that your scale is not big to yourself. A dress is big, I don't know what a dress cost, right? - It was, I'll tell you, $56. - $56. - Oh, yeah, you want that money back. - I do, yes. - Mine, mine is a car, I returned a car only to the car. Only to have them say what's the deal here. So I returned a lease of a car and I returned it as a Tesla. And I went back and I brought it to the Tesla dealership over in whatever, Clarkson, I think it is. And I returned the car, they do a very nice process with iPads and paper and all that stuff. You sign everything. - Yeah. - Left the dealership, only to have five days later, a phone call from Tesla. When are you returning your car? - Sorry, it's hot. - Yes. - That would make my butthole Pucker a little bit more than $56. - So I go, well, your car, my car, I'm not, it's not my car anymore, it's your car. 'Cause your car is at your dealership. And what it saved me was Tesla comes, you have an app that you use on your phone and I looked at the app and it has GPS of where the car is 'cause you can see where the car is at all time. It showed on the thing, big lake road or whatever it is, which is the dealership thing. I'm like, guys, it's sitting on your lot right now. Oh, we're sorry. But can you imagine that? Can you imagine that you try to return something that you want to get rid of and you don't want to be paying for anymore and here in this case, you're dressed. - But if they didn't have the app and you couldn't track it back to the lot, how do you prove you signed the paperwork and left the building? - Right. - What do you do? - You almost gotta make sure that it gets in your account or your email. Like Shannon was saying, Cheryl, what's up? - Hey, how are you doing? - Good, what's going on? - First time, long time. - Yeah! - What's going on? - Hey! - Hey, Megan, the same thing happened to me, actually. It was what a bathing suit. And they ended up, I called the 1-800 number and they took care of it all 'cause I couldn't find the confirmation of my email. I couldn't find anything. And what I did is I just called customer service and they were able to take care of it over the phone. - Okay, that's a good advice. - They try that. - Do you think what's gonna work in my favor? Is that like Shannon, I shot from Amazon too much and I never return anything? So like, do you think they're like, I don't wanna lose you as a customer over 50 bucks when you get your toilet paper, your paper towel. Like, everything comes from there. - I think it returns as well. I love going to UPS to return weekly and stuff. So I don't know, I would try it and you can see. - Yeah, it's fine. - I return so much stuff. I need to shout out Joe who owns the UPS store on 12 Mile here in Farmington Hills. - Hi, Joe. - He's the best. - What's up, Misty? - Hi. - What's going on? - First, I won't. - Hey! - Who's the zombie? - Who's the zombie? - First, I wanna say I love you guys, but this is gonna happen to me. I return shoes, they kept sending me the wrong ones. I returned two pairs at the same time. They did it, they said they didn't get them. I called and they said that the process, for some reason, didn't go through properly on their end, but they did fear those returns and they gave me my money. - Oh, good. Okay, I really need this hairspray right now that's too expensive to justify. And I'm trying to girl math this and go, if I get this return, I can get the hair product that I shouldn't be buying that I want. You know? So this is multi-tiered at this point. - Megan, I got something for you here. I think you're gonna like this because this is usually one of those moments where you always gotta say, I'm gonna call my lawyer. Well, you got a lawyer. Kat is on the phone with us right now. Kat, how are you? - Well, it's been morning, first time, long time. - Hey! - Hey! - Hey! - What's going on? How are you? - Well, first of all, not legal advice. I'm not a lawyer, not your lawyer. - Oh, wait. I thought you said on here, you're a lawyer for some reason. - You told me you're a lawyer! - Wait, Lydia said that you told her that you're a lawyer, you're a lawyer, or you play one on the radio. What's going on? - So, the FCC for TACU, Megan, if an online company sends you an order that you did not order, first of all, you don't have to return it. You can keep it as you give, and they cannot need to pay for it. - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How do you know this? You're not a lawyer. - Oh, I'm not Megan's lawyer. - Oh, so you are a lawyer, but you don't want to be Megan's lawyer. - Wait, why not? - Why not? - Does that make you feel-- - A little bad, to be honest, Kat, why don't you want to be my lawyer? - We'll buy some contacts first. - Okay. - It's smart, it's smart. - But there you go. But that's actually good legal advice. We got for free. You're not charging us $100 billion an hour. Are you for this? - No, no, no. But yeah, just feed it with Amazon. They will give you your money back. - All right. - Thank you. Now I know, I want to know what state you're in, so I can know if I can use you in the future. - Yes. - I'm in Metro Detroit. - Oh, perfect, Kat. So I mean, D.I. I might need you for something else. - Actually, she's in the state of disbelief because she's held Lydia that she was a lawyer, but then she said she's not a lawyer. - She's doing my most of my days. - By the way, don't ever cross our producer Lydia, because when she puts a person's name up there and they change their name when they come on the air, she always feels like it's a reference to her. It's not a reference to you. That was, you lied to Lydia. - It's over here. - No, no, I-- - You're out of order. I'm sorry, thank you. - Just mojo in the mornings, back in the day. - Let's go, back in the day. - What year did this stuff happen? - All right, this first clip. It was Brittany doing commercials for Pepsi or something. Is that why she was talking about her favorite Pepsi's in this year? - I was in interview. - I was in interview during the day. - Just between you and me, how much Pepsi do you think you'd drink on an average day? - I really do like Pepsi. - Really? - What's your favorite kind? - My favorite kind of Pepsi, Pepsi's Pepsi. - Well, you don't drink Di Pepsi or-- - No, just me. - Just me. - Just me. - Pepsi. - Billy Bob Thornton starred in Bad Santa. I loved that movie. - No shit. Well, it was real. When she said I got sick, all the hair fell outside to wear this (beep) thing. - How'd you get sick? - I loved a woman who wasn't clean. - Mrs. Santa? - No, it was her sister. - And Chingy had the big song on the radio. I woke up this morning thinking it was Friday and we were gonna be doing drawbacks. I was like, man, we got one more day. What year was this? We'll set you up with sold out AJR tickets. Good luck. - You talk a big game in the car. - Now prove how smart you are. - Tell us the year this stuff happened. - 84-4 mojo live. 84-4, 6-6-5, 6-5-4-8. - It's mojo in the morning back in the day. What year was this? - Britney Spears was talking to everybody about her favorite Pepsi. - Just between you and me. How much Pepsi do you think you'd drink on an average day? - I really do like Pepsi. - Really? - What's your favorite time? - My favorite kind of Pepsi, Pepsi's Pepsi. - Well, you don't drink Diet Pepsi or-- - No, just drink it. Just drink it. - Just drink it. - That is hard hitting journalism right there. Billy Bob Thornton was Bad Santa. - Not real. - No (beep) Well, it was real. But she said I got sick and all the hair fell out so I have to wear this (beep) thing. - How'd you get sick? - I loved a woman who wasn't clean. - Mrs. Santa? - No, it was her sister. (upbeat music) - And the big song was "Chingy." What year was that? Chris, what year was that? - Oh, Joe, 2003. - Yes! - Chris! - Chris, are you an AJR fan? Or you just want to win, really? - No, no, I knew I knew like AJR. They're like, "Come on, little bong." - Okay, all right. I love it. You got tickets. Congratulations. Sunday night. - Thank you, thank you. - Have a fantastic morning, buddy. I appreciate you listening. - Hey, I appreciate you guys. - Awesome. Hold on one second. AJR got a fire song about a violin. I know that song. - You like that one? - Uh, violin. - Ooh, ooh, ooh. - The world smells. - Yeah, Shannon knows us, yeah. - All right, okay. Who is this on the phone with us right now? This is Yagoda. - Hi, can you guys hear me? - Absolutely. Did I say your name right? - It's Yagoda. - Yagoda. (laughing) - I get it all the time. It's all good. - She put it out phonetically. I think you could have put up there Yagoda and said like Yoda, Goda, or something. I don't know. - I don't know. - It's funny. Some people do call me Yoda. - It's hilarious. - What's going on? (laughing) - So I was listening to you guys talking about Megan's return purchase. And a couple, I think it was a couple of years ago now, but I have some lady making Amazon account with my name. The reason I'm saying lady is because of the things that Amazon told me she purchased. But she used my name and my credit card information but her address and bought a bunch of like giant ponies for, I'm assuming for her kids, some sex toys and lingerie. And so I disputed the charge with Amazon 'cause it came through on my credit card, right? And they were like, oh, well, if you can't match your email address, then we can't prove that this is your account. And so they basically stuck me with over $1,000. - Oh my God. - Yeah, the credit-- - For giant ponies and sex toys. - That you didn't even get-- - I know, right? - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - I'm sorry. - Girl. (laughing) - That's horrible. - Yeah. - Yeah, that's bad. The worst is when somebody does, you know, get your credit card information and they buy things that you're like, wait, I would never, okay, maybe I might. (laughing) I'm talking about the pony. - Sure you are. (laughing) - Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. We're gonna give you a chance to win Sabrina Carpenter tickets. That show goes on sale tomorrow, check in master.com tech suite SWET suite to 95500 for a chance to win. Standard tax and debt rates to apply. (gun firing) - Low turn in the mornings. - Dirty on the 30. - All right, Shannon, what do you got in this hour? It's dirty on the 30. - Any of you guys planning to watch at least a piece of tonight's presidential debate. - Oh my God, I got popcorn already popping right now. - Do you have, well, a new poll from the Associated Press says that about six in 10 adults say you're extremely or very likely to watch the debate live or just clip to read some commentary about the performance of the candidates in the news or on social media. - I assume he's gonna be somebody that will be a worthy debater. Yeah, I would say. I think I don't wanna underestimate him. - President Biden talking about it. - He's about him. I'm about the country. - Are you ready for this debate? - Yes. - So here's the deal. The debate gonna be hosted by CNN's Jake Tapper who's sending a bash. It's gonna be 90 minutes. It will include two commercial breaks, campaign staff not allowed to interact with their candidate during that time. That's interesting to me. Some of the other rules here, Trump and President Biden agreed to appear at a uniform podium. Their podium positions will be determined by coin flip. And then the mic-- - It's already been determined, right, didn't it? - Oh, did they? I don't know, I didn't see. - Yeah, Biden took the, as you're looking at the screen, the one on the right thing. - On the right, okay. And Trump then was allowed to be able to pick that he gets the last word. - Can I ask you a question? - Yeah. - Why does it matter what side you're on? - I don't agree. - Yeah, I'm sure it matters. - There's some kind of a psychological thing, I think on it. - No props, no pre-written notes allowed on the stage read the podiums. Candidates will be given a pen, a pad of paper and a bottle of water. Oh, that's it. - It's gonna be interesting. It's gonna be interesting to see how it is. They say that this will be the most watched television event in the history of the world because they said it's not just people here that are gonna be watching it, but it's people all over the world that are gonna be watching it because this is a pretty interesting election that's going on here. - Yeah, yeah. Travis Kelsey's brother, Jason, said he was emotional while watching Taylor Swift perform in London. The former Philadelphia Eagles Center got really emotional on the New Heights podcast yesterday when he was talking about Taylor gifting a young girl, the famous 22 hat during the red era of her show. - Everyone's so into it, they're singing all the songs. It was, what is it, the 22 hat? - Yeah. - Dude, I've never cried at a (beep) - It's so cool, isn't it? - Concert. And I was literally cheering up, watching this little girl's entire, I'm about to tear up right now. It was (beep) so special. - She got into it. - It was great. - They were also talking about, well, Travis was talking about meeting Prince William and Princess Charlotte and Prince George and said they are all awesome, just could not sing more praises of the royals. - And lastly, is anybody sick of the phrase, hock to it yet? - No, come on. - So if you are not aware, Google, so you can see the video, but it was coined by a random girl named Hayley Well to a couple of weeks ago made internet history, essentially during an on the street interview with those content creators, Tim and DTV, well over the past, I would say week or two, the clip has gone massively viral. And now there is only one official, hock to a licensed, hock to a merch vendor, fat head threads, which is a family owned business based out of Tennessee. Family friends of Hayley Well to family, this girl's family, they've already raked in tens of thousands of dollars from hats and shirts and stickers with that phrase on it. And they say that Hayley is just absolutely overwhelmed by the attention. She's requested that the merch not have her face on it or share any sort of personal details about her family. Yeah, and about that rumor, you may have heard that Hayley has already signed with Hollywood mega talent agency, UTA, that is absolutely not- - I'm telling you, I think there's already, like I said, there's already porn sections on porn sites that are called hock to a. - By the way, last night during Major League Baseball game, I think it was the Braves and the Cardinals. - You just spit on a shoulder. That's what I was sitting there and went to spit, a little cumin out, I guess, and mouth getting a little bit tried. I'm quite clear his arm and just landed right on the shoulder. Hock to a, let's do it again. - I love it. - For all of today's dirty, check out the podcasts on the free I Heart Radio app or mojo-the-worning.com. - Land of the free, hold on, to a. - It's hot, it's hot, no light, it's been on it! - This is mojo-the-worning. (upbeat music) - So like we need to. - Directly from the source. - It's mojo-the-worning's dirty on the 30. - It's mojo-the-worning's five, it's 6.55. - Five, add to 6.55, young five, add to 6.55, no no. - Nick with a big win yesterday, going now for his third win in a row. - Nick, say hello to, who's this, Alexa? - Alexia, y'all kind of. - Alexia, I just set off everybody's, Alexa's right now. Alexia, Alexia, it says here you are from Berkeley. You are a manager for Tropical Smoothie. I love Tropical Smoothie. - Oh my God. - Well, I'm an office manager for a francey view, we own a bunch of tropical smoothies. - I love 'em. - Send the discount code. - Yes. - Stop playing. - We're gonna, first off, say hello to each other. Nick, would you like to say hello to Alexia? - Good morning, Alexia. Have a good luck and happy Thursday. - Thank you, good luck, Nick. Nice to meet you. - Nick, what are you offering? She's got coupon codes, what do you get? - Yeah, Nick, what did you do again? - Oh, we're gonna talk about this, we're gonna work on your five iron gin. - Oh, okay, okay, all right, all right. - Okay, all right. Here we go, locking up in a soundproof area. Five questions, whoever gets the most right wins, Ty always goes to the champion. Question number one, Alexia. Chloe Kardashian is celebrating her 40th birthday today. True or false, Chloe is the youngest of the three Kardashian sisters. - Uh, false. - Question number two. Katie Perry went topless while attending a fashion show in Paris yesterday. What famous actor is she engaged to? - Oh, shoot, um-- - Three seconds. - Half. - Question number three. Shannon told you yesterday about 72-year-old Bill Belichick and his 23-year-old girlfriend moving in together. What NFL team was he formerly the head coach of? - The New England Patriots. - Question number four. Yesterday, Paris Hilton appeared before Congress to urge them to make changes to our nation's child welfare system. What is Paris Hilton's famous sister's name? - A Nikki Hilton. - And question number five. Post Malone shared a clip of a new song with country superstar Chris Stapleton. Which of the following country stars has Post Malone not released a song with? Okay, which one of these country stars? A, Blake Shelton, B, Morgan Wallen, or C, Zach Bryan. - C. - Let's bring the champ back from the sound group. - Okay, so let's take a three out of five. - Three out of five is which got a beat, Nick. - Respectable. - Question number one, Nick, Chloe Kardashian is celebrating her 40th birthday today. True or false, Chloe is the youngest of the three Kardashian sisters. - False. - False is wrong. True. True, yeah. - She younger than Kylie and Kendall? - Well, they're not a Kardashian sisters. - Oh, they're generous. - Yeah. - Oh, treat you. - We're on the same way as Chad. - Man. Yes, pay attention. Question number two. Both of you guys missed that. - They own the Kardashian. - Katie Perry went topless while attending a fashion show in Paris yesterday. What famous actor is she engaged to? - Russell Brand. - Oh, that was a while ago, Orlando Bloom. - Still zero, zero. - All right. - Someone didn't watch the documentary. - You gotta get these next three questions right. Or Nick is gone. Question number three. Yesterday, during the dirty on the 30, Shannon told you that 72-year-old Bill Belichick and his 23-year-old girlfriend moved in together. What NFL team was he formerly the head coach of? - Me, one patriot. - Yeah, one to one. Question number four. Yesterday, Paris Hilton appeared before Congress to urge them to make changes to our nation's child welfare system. What is Paris Hilton's famous sister's name? - Oh, three seconds. - Three, two, I think we got them. (buzzer buzzes) - Oh, you missed it. - After the buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) - You missed it. It just came after the buzzer. Come on, I'm sorry. The buzzer hit. - No, you're right. - I waited for three seconds. We got a new champion in the buzzer. (buzzer buzzes) - Nick is gone. ♪ All I do is win, win, win, no matter what ♪ ♪ Got money on my mind ♪ ♪ I can never get enough ♪ - Nick just pulled a hot tour right there. (laughing) - You did it. - Ah, Nick. Nicky, Nick, Nick. The last question, Post Malone has not done a country song with which one of these guys, okay? - Yeah. - Blake Shelton, Morgan Wallen, or Zack Ryan. - Oh, Zack Ryan. - Yeah, you had gotten that right. He was good. I like Nick, too. Alexia, no offense, but you better be good tomorrow because Nick was fun. He was entertaining to have on. - I'm ready. - I got that. - Yeah, you got, okay. All right, so she's gonna be ready. Nick, was that, I'm sorry? - That's a good game, Nick. - Oh, that's nice. - Yeah, good game. - All right, all right, Nick, we're gonna set you up with parting gift Papa Romano's is the sponsor this week. So thank you to Papa Romano's for providing a parting gift for Nick. And we will talk to you tomorrow, Alexia. - It's Mojo and the morning's five is 655-55. Catching cheaters and proud of it. - No, I'm sorry. - Get your home from War of the Roses on Mojo in the morning. - Rema, who is it that you think is cheating? - My husband. - And tell us why you think that he's cheating. Well, we own a couple of gas stations and they have liquor stores inside. And me keeps fighting over sales because there's missing alcohol. And when I was watching the cameras, I see him just giving a woman bottles of alcohol and... - So he's like... - He's been giving some of the alcohol away. And is it to many people or to somebody specific? - No, just this one customer. And she happens to be very flirty. She stays chatting with him for like 30, 40 minutes at a time. - And just talk. - Have you said anything to him? Like, you know, why are you doing this? - I asked him where the inventory is going. I asked him if he's noticed we're missing anything. And he keeps denying that he knows where any of this alcohol is. - But did you ask him about the woman on the video? - Not really, no, no. - Have you ever seen her in person? Have you ever went to the store and seen her there at all? - I did one time and it was like she quickly turned and exited immediately. - And he... - Knowing that you were his wife or just that other people were there. - No, she seemed to know because if other people are there, she just casually is like standing around, kind of waiting, rolling her eyes a little bit. I was watching on camera and on two separate occasions, she just is kind of like standing around, laughing, talking. None of her other customers stand around in a gas station. - Okay. - Just talking and getting free alcohol. - All right, you have her phone number. How did you get that? - I have my way. - Okay, and you want us to call him and her at the same time and do a three-way war of the roses. - Yeah. - All right, I need you to mute your phone so that we can call, so we can call without them knowing that you're on the phone. - Okay, I'm nervous about this, but I don't know how it's gonna go, but this is something I've never done. - The best thing that you can do, the best thing you can do, Rama, is to stay muted for as long as you can. 'Cause the longer we can keep 'em talking, the more information we can get. - So mute your phone, okay? - Okay. - War of the Roses. - Hello? - Hello? - Hello? - Yeah, who's this? - Who's this? - Melanie? - Jesus. - Hello. - What? - Weird. - Must've but styled. - What are you up to? - I am trying to apply this wallpaper, and it's not going very well. What are you doing? - (laughs) - I'm just hanging out, just working, you know. - All right. What do you have going on after work? - Not too much today. It's just working till mine today. - Okay. - Are you okay if I come in today? - Yeah. - No, no, I am not (beep) okay with you coming into my store. Getting my inventory, talking with my husband. (beep) No. (beep) Let's say something, Melanie, it's Remot. - Hi. - Yeah. Nothing to say now, huh? - Real quick, I'm gonna jump on here right now because this is actually the mojo in the morning show. And we're calling to do the war of the roses. And we're just trying to find out what's going on between the two you guys. And they both, well, you probably shouldn't have jumped on. That was probably, you probably should have not said anything 'cause we really didn't get much information. - I mean. - So it's my fault. - Well, no, it's not your fault, but I think that's why you mute your phone so that we can hear more of their conversation with each other. - Well, what do you guys think from what you heard? - I don't know if I heard anything other than the fact that she likes to hang out with him at the store. - Which is enough for me. - Yes, thank you. - Why don't we do this? Why don't we see what the listeners think of this and let's see if we can try to call those guys back. - Okay. - This is the home of War of the Roses. - I absolutely love it. - Mojo in the morning. (upbeat music) - Mojo in the morning, a wife hears her husband talking to another woman, but was there cheating there? Chris wants to comment on the War of the Roses three way. What's up, Chris? - Hey, what's going down? - Nothing much. How are you? - All right. - I'm, well, I'm disturbed. Mojo, I got never lost for you. I'm gonna talk to your people real quick and then I'm gonna talk to the lady that just supposedly confirmed everything that she had already known. All right, so the people contact you guys to get this taken care of for them and then they jump in and interrupt it after the conversation that you guys had with her before the phone call was made. Now, all the lady did was confirm something that she already knew. And if she was upset about that enough to jump in and interrupt, she should have been upset about that enough to handle it. Without you guys having to waste your time, not get anything taken care of. - She was, yeah. She's an emotional lady. We don't have technology, by the way, to be able to mute. Like, that's why I say you have to mute your phone. - Yeah, yeah. - It is trust. People always get so angry. Why did she jump on? And that was the bummer. But do you think that she got enough to confirm this? - I think she got enough to confirm which she already knows. Now, the way that they were talking to each other, they have a very strong comfort level. They're obviously comfortable hanging out. So I think that that would be enough from, if the trust is gone, there's no relationship. - Right. - Yeah. - So, we'll go to the-- - Ah. Chris, thank you. I appreciate you so much. Thanks for addressing both issues with us. - All after the module in the morning family, you know what it is. (laughing) - Wendy, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning War of the Roses, hi. - Good morning, how are you? - We're doing okay. What are your thoughts, Wendy? - Well, I don't know if you heard him say, but when he was talking to me, he was like, "Oh, I must have butt dialed you." So they have each other's phone number. They're hanging out at the store. They definitely have been hookin' up or whatever, but it's completely inappropriate. Like, why does he have her phone number? - Right. - So, yes, he's cheating. And I don't think you needed to let him talk that much more. - Sometimes though-- - You look like-- - And just to be devil's advocate in this one, 'cause I don't know where I stand in this one. But sometimes if you are the owner of a store, and I've had this happen with, you know, my buddy, Louis Yaldo, who owns the brass mug, you give your phone number to him saying, "Hey, if you get something in, call me," or whatever. And now, I'm not saying that that's the case, because Louis and I are having an affair. (laughing) But what I'm saying is that sometimes you do. Like, you ever do that? You ever, you guys have a store or something? - Yes, yes. - And they'll call you up. - Yes. - There are several industries where sales or personal trainers, where you build relationships with your clientele, and you're in a business where it's because of who you are as a person, and the relationships you built, that you have this personal connection and relationship. Where it goes wrong is the type of conversation they were having. - Right, exactly. - And that crossed the line from professionalism to something more personal. - Yeah. - I know, I still don't think you give your phone number out though. Like, I've never given my phone number out to anybody, and especially with like email or texting, last that they always do. You know you get updates about sales or whatever. I still know, I'm with Rima. - Thank you for the call. - They are inappropriate. - I agree. - Al, what's up? You can call me Al. - Yes, good morning. - Hi Al. - Good morning. - How's everybody? - Good, by the way, do you even know the reference? - Al, nobody asks that. Nobody asks how we're doing. That's really nice. - Oh, nice. - Seriously Al, thanks. - You know why? - Oh, you're a wall. - 'Cause they don't care. - He's a wall person. - Al, do you even know the reference? You can call me Al. You don't know that reference to you. You gotta play it now. - Oh, yeah. I know that song. - You know that song? - Oh, yeah. - I love this song. - That song makes me happy just when I just start hearing the beginning, my dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang. All right, enough of that. Go ahead. - The lady seemed more worried about the inventory than her husband, Jesus. (laughing) She referenced that prior to the call and then after the call. - That's money though. - She never addressed that. She never addressed the husband. She only talked to the woman. And she jumped in real soon. So it's like if she didn't hear her husband admit anything, he's gonna be the innocent one 'cause no matter what he's gonna tell her, she's probably gonna go for it anyway. 'Cause she jumped in within three to five seconds during the conversation. She should have gave it much longer after Shannon specifically told her, wait as long as you can. - Yeah. - She's gonna jump in there. But she only referenced the inventory. That's it. - Wait, isn't it interesting though? How would that make you feel as her husband? At one point, you thought she was worried about you cheating and losing the relationship. Now she's just worried about this woman getting too much Tito's or something, you know? - The bottom line. - Exactly. - And he giving it to herself? - Yeah. - That's him on it, not her. - Yeah. Thank you, Al. - You're welcome. Have a good day, guys. ♪ The man walks down the street ♪ ♪ He says, why am I soft in the middle now? ♪ ♪ Why am I soft in the middle now? ♪ ♪ Rest of my life is so hard ♪ ♪ I need a photo opportunity ♪ ♪ I want a shot of redemption ♪ ♪ No more, they end up a cartoon ♪ ♪ In a cartoon graveyard ♪ - Bone digger, bone digger, right? - Yeah, exactly. - What's soft in the middle, man? - I'm gonna be doing some weight. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Okay. - Those guys tell me. - I had a different thought there. Jordan, what's up? - Good morning. - How are you, guys? - We're good. What's going on? - So, I would have loved to have heard more of that conversation. I don't think that they're cheating, but I don't think that the husband is innocent, either. And I don't think he's cheating, because when they answered the phone, they didn't readily recognize each other's voices on the phone. So if you're having a relationship with somebody, you know who's calling. Second of all, she asked if she could come into the store today, later to see him. She didn't talk about like, "Let's meet up after you get done with working." He even said, "I only work until nine o'clock." But I think that Reem probably figured this out. I think eventually it would have led to an affair. I mean, he had certainly crossed a line between business owner and patron by giving her free alcohol, and she clearly hangs out with him at work, completely unprofessional and inappropriate and crossed the line. So I don't think that they're having an affair yet, but I think it was headed that way. - Yeah. Why are you asking permission to come into the store now? You think it's just to get free alcohol? Like, is that why she's asking to, it's nine o'clock good for me to come back and get alcohol? It seems like she's coming back for a reason. Beyond death. - Kind of to say, come in at nine o'clock, I thought. - Well, no, I'm just using that as a, you know, Kevin brings up a really interesting point. Yeah, why do you, if you are a regular customer, you just show up at the store and it's like, hey, you know, it's like everybody knows who you are. - Kind of to your point, though, Mojo, when you have a relationship with a sales rep, or whatever, the owner, whatever, are you going to be there? 'Cause if you're the one giving me the deal, if I show up and ask somebody else for it, might not work out. - Yeah. - Or maybe he wanted to sit and talk with him when he was working by himself. I mean, who knows? Like, I can hear more of that conversation. - Yeah. Interesting points of view, I mean, listen, there's many people majority saying, oh, we got a cheater here. And then there are a pretty good amount of people that are saying, hey, you know, this could just be a friendly guy, you know? What's up, Ali? - Hi, how are you guys? - Good, what's going on? - So my opinion was that if I was Rema's husband with that attitude, I wouldn't want to hang around for either. - Oh, geez. - No, come on. - Especially with the attitude she gave you guys, and she was like, oh, it's my fault that the call went back. It's not a fun environment to be in. - She's also in a not fun environment thinking that she could possibly be being cheated on. You know, like, she's in a high stress situation too. - Ali, by the way, this is Ali, your version of, she deserved to be cheated on if she's got an attitude like that. - Kind of, I mean, she's not respecting her partner. - Yeah. And she didn't respect us, Mojo in the morning show. She unmuted her phone. - Cool. - Oh, dare she. - Ali, no. - Bone digger, bone digger. (laughing) - That's all in the middle. - All right, thank you, Ali, for the call. I appreciate it. - Thank you. - Comments right now. You can, of course, listen back to the podcast too. The podcast is up. You want to hear the War of the Roses where Rema thinks that her husband is cheating? Go check it out. - The whole, but the second date update. - Go back so now. - War of the Roses. - This is Mojo in the morning. (upbeat music) - Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. - Oh, guys, it's good to be back in our studio. We were out yesterday for the Rocket Mortgage Classic, which by the way kicks off today and goes through the weekend. It was fun to do a broadcast at a studio, but I just feel comforted in the studio. I don't know. - Me too, I like get home. - It's nice. - It's like my bed. I like my bed the best. - It's, you know, it's interesting. People have no idea, like, when we do these broadcasts, like literally we do them on a shoestring. You know, we're basically using like internet to broadcast and stuff. And Shannon's like doing her audio and everything on her iPad. We're here, we got all this big equipment and stuff. But what do you got in the summers? - So yesterday, Paris Hilton urged Congress to make some big changes to our nation's child welfare system, describing her own mistreatment as a teenager in boarding schools. And I'm gonna play you a good chunk of what she had to say because it is just fascinating and horrifying at the same time. - When I was 16 years old, I was ripped from my bed in the middle of the night and transported across state lines to the first of four youth residential treatment facilities. These programs promised healing, growth, and support, but instead did not allow me to speak, move freely, or even look out a window for two years. I was forced by medications and sexually abused by the staff. I was violently restrained and dragged down hallways, stripped naked, and thrown into solitary confinement. My parents were completely deceived, lied to, and manipulated by this for-profit industry about the inhumane treatment I was experiencing. - So if you're going, why didn't she just tell her parents what was happening as this was happening in each of these facilities, she said her phone calls were monitored. And so if she tried to even go there, there were repercussions and the repercussions were bad. And she's been very, very critical for a long time now about this industry. She calls it a tough love, teen course correction business. It's boarding schools, it's boot camps, it's juvenile justice facilities, it's these behavior modification programs. And so what she is fighting for is greater protection for the kids in the care of these institutions, provisions contained in what's called the Stop Institutional Child Abuse Act. - So she, her parents, and I don't know the reasoning why I've never read any of her books or anything like that, but she, her parents put her in it- - Like a boarding school. - Not because they were just rich and wanted the kids to be raised by somebody else? - No, it was a behavioral. - So she was a problem kid that they wanted to try to, like it's- - Not even really. - She was. - Really? - So I'm not really sure. They talk about it, it's not a documentary, it's her new show, it's more like documentary-esque. And she addresses it with her mom a lot, and I really don't like Paris Hilton's mom 'cause she doesn't take accountability for anything. And she's super dismissive, and every time she tries to bring it up, she'll be like, "Look at this purse that I bought, "or do you like the Chanel dress?" Instead of saying, "I'm sorry that I did that." - Yeah, a lot of these like really rich people, they never raised their kids. Their kids were always raised by probably nannies and stuff, but a lot of them, their parents would do this, where they would send them away to a boarding school or one of these high priced schools that were on the East Coast. And it's interesting that the parents should be as blamed as the institutions are as blamed for doing that, putting your kids in that place like that. - You know it's bad when the headline on New York Post's page six this morning is, "Ben Affleck spotted wearing a wedding band." He was seen leaving his LA office, and yes, wedding ring was on. In the meantime, JLo currently over in Paris for Paris Fashion Week, so much speculation about the status of their marriage, but wedding rings are on. After Shia LaBeouf's ex-girlfriend, FKA Twigs wants him to pay her $10 million, as part of a lawsuit in which she claims he gave her an STD. Twigs originally sued Shia in 2020, claiming she was the victim of relentless physical abuse, sexual battery, assault, infliction of emotional distress, and she alleged at that time that he gave her this STD. Well, in some new court documents, Shia's attorney is fighting back, claiming contrary to what FKA Twigs alleges, she appears to have increased her profile in the years after her relationship with Shia, and her career appears to be thriving. - It's not about the career, it's about the STD. What is wrong with you? - And I will-- - I will sue people fast, please. - Well, that's part of obviously the other claims that I listed there as well. Yeah. Ending with a feel-good story has nothing to do with STDs, hopefully. A, way, I don't know these people, but a regular guy named Paul Slobozdian has been working as a delivery driver like Dordash to save up for his wedding. I love this. So with every order that he delivered, he included a note explaining he was saving up for his wedding. That's why he has the second gig. And one customer just loved this, thought it was really sweet, made a tick-tock about it, which went viral, led to enough donations to pay for the entire wedding. This is his bride-to-be alley commenting on it. - We didn't really expect anything to come up this, and the fact that a stranger got our note and felt so compelled to post on the internet and to advocate for two strangers is unbelievable. - Isn't that cool? - Dordash deliveries paid for their entire wedding. Love that. For all of today's "Dirty Ketchup" on the podcast on the free I Heart Radio at, or mode to the morning.com. - Get more dirt at mojo-in-the-morning.com. - We are! - Mojo-in-the-morning's dirty on the 30. - Mojo-in-the-morning. Shannon is worried about going on vacation. - Going on vacation next week for the holiday. I'm taking the kids to Colorado for our annual trip that we've taken since Lucy was a baby, really. But it's just the three of us going. So it's myself and Lucy and Smith going as is tradition, okay? And so Wes is staying home, and he is threatening, I'm gonna use that word, to do all sorts of projects while I'm gone. So we're like currently in the process of moving everybody in. This is a very slow-roll process. And I am legit worried about this because I am terrified that I'm gonna come home and everything about my house, which he and his kids are moving into my house, is gonna be rearranged and different, or just gone. And I say that because he's been doing, I've been doing a lot of purging. He's been doing a lot of purging for me. But when Wes purges my things, he doesn't usually ask before he donates or puts them in the garbage pile. So there have been things that have gone missing that now I'm like, okay, I know, I think I know what happened to it. But one of the big projects that he wants to tackle, Megan, is my closet. - Oh, not without you. - I saw KP move too, over there. It's startling, without me. And him in my closet is the scariest thing ever because I've already cleared out half my stuff and made space for him. But I just have this really bad feeling that it's not gonna be good when I come home. - Can I ask you a very personal question? - Yeah. - What kind of closet doors do you have? - Not ones that can lock. - We gotta figure out a way to put the padlock. - We're hearing the closet. - But wait, even in the closet, I was a big one. But he will go through and see things and just take-- - He'll be like, "Bud, donate." - Donate. - Donate. Throw away. I'm like, "You have to ask me first." - I've never known you to be a hoarder. Are you a hoarder? - I'm not a hoarder, but I do have a lot of stuff. Like I just, there's a lot of stuff in that house. - Yeah, go ahead. - I've been trying to get rid of and donate as much as I can, over the past couple of months, really, as I prepare for these guys to move in over the next couple of weeks, but I still have a lot more stuff. - So, with being away, you're not gonna have much say so, 'cause it will-- - I'm gonna have zero say so. - Will he take the stuff, put it in a pile, and then take it to somewhere, or have it somebody come and grab it as donation? - Probably before I come home, so that-- - Okay, so you can at least go through it. - Yeah, 'cause I mean, have you ever done this where you're trying to purge and you're like, oh, well, I'll keep that for, you know, maybe I'll wear it or use it whenever it is. And that's just not how he is at all. - And the majority of the stuff that Wes is choosing to either donate or throw away, these are clothing items. - Well, yes and no, I mean, anything in the house technically is up for grabs here, but I'm most worried about-- - Your clothes. - Clothing items. - I appreciate Wes's taste and fashion, 'cause I know one of the things you mentioned is that Wes is color blonde. - Yeah, she is. - So he'll look for me and not be able to tell what's your way. So like, how could you even trust he's not throwing away things that you actually like? - Yeah, it's hard to because, and anybody who has blended a family will understand this when I say it, I want him to feel like this is our house. Which is hard because it's my house, it's the house I lived in with my ex-husband. So anytime he does a project, like I love that he's working on the house because I'm hoping that it feels more, it helps him feel more like it is his house as well. But I'm still very picky and territorial in particular when it comes to the house that I've lived in for the past 10 years. - You're going away next week and you're thinking you're gonna come home to a pretty much empty closet or a completely different closet. - Or he's gonna do, he loves DIY. He's gonna DIY something in that house. I don't know what's about what happened. - Is there anybody that has ever had like a spouse or a roommate or something do this? Like got rid of your stuff without asking you. 844-Mojo live, 844-665-6548 or text 95500. Now you say that this is all you purging of things or he wanting to purge some of your stuff there 'cause he's bringing his stuff over. Have you been able to go look at his stuff and purge his stuff yet? The equal opportunity to make sure he's not bringing over stuff that is unneeded? - Well. - You have? - Well, so he's really not bringing over him. - Oh, he's got him. - He's got nothing to bring over. - Well, besides his clothes and his, a bedroom set here for his son. - But everything. - He's not bringing over anything. - What about his clothes though, isn't he? - That's what I said. Besides his clothes. - Has he got a lot of clothes? - And literally a bedroom set for his son, everything else of his. - It's pretty much already gone. - It's pretty much already gone. - She's not allowing it. - You're not allowed, oh wait, oh, so it's not that he doesn't have stuff. You're just not allowing this stuff. - We already, we already, I already have to stop. And he likes life stuff. - See, women hate guy stuff. We can't have anything. - I love you. I love guys. I love you. Y'all don't have good hands. - That is like, why? - You don't have good hands. - I have never, ever walked into like a dude's place and then like, oh, I could live here. But do you know how many guys walk into my place and go, oh, it looks so great in here. - How many? - So many. - So many. - So many. - They all do. - Even my brother, who helped me decorate my apartment, would go through like my Pinterest boards or whatever with me and be like, I guess. And then as soon as it was all set up, he was like, I didn't see the vision, but I really like it. - Yeah, hot tape, all right. I feel like girls' places lack personality and they look like all y'all looking at the same mood board if we being a frill. Everybody could kind of look like a Pinterest board or, like it lacks who you are. All y'all look like the same board. - I don't disagree with you, but I'm not trying to create a space that replicates me. I'm trying to create a space that brings calmness that I want to relax and be in. And every deared space is like, I got this poster in dirt grade and it means a lot to me. So I will put it up in the most important place in my house. - No intentionality and a representation of who I am and things I like are a bad thing. - Listen, my brother. - They can go in the garage. - Those things. - Listen, this is a fight I've had with Sharoo. What happens often times is that the things that matter the most to me, the things that make me feel like who I am, you've told me they have to be stored away. - Okay. - That's a problem. - Okay, let me tell you one of the items. - Let me tell you one of the items that is being, I say fought over in quotations 'cause it's not really, heat bought. I don't even, from God knows where a ticker. I think that's what you call it. It's like this electronic thing that shows like the stocks and he has countdown to things. And in the words go across it in like fluorescence. And he's like, I want to put this on the shelf in the kitchen, you've been to my house. - No. - No, absolutely not. - No, all that crap's gonna be out when I get home and I know it. - Now when that's time you do it. - I know. - In like a million dollars. - No, no, no. - But that's not Shannon's style though. But now you have to worry about his style. Yes, I get it, I know I get it. I think clothing is more personal though too though. But what's, Jenna, what's going on? - Hi, so our first time parlor long time. - Hey. - Yeah. - She lives on a phone. - This is so exciting. - Well, my ex-husband threw away my childhood blanket. - Divorce. (laughing) - It absolutely happened in divorce. It was actually like a horrible time 'cause I wasn't even allowed to be in our apartment when he was taking all of our stuff out. And he knew how important it was to me and still threw it away. - I'm so sorry. Listen, I still hurt my childhood blanket. I would be absolutely distraught if that happened. - It was awful, I was so angry. It absolutely ended in divorce. (laughing) - Andrea, when did you go about and take all your husband's stuff out of your place? - Good morning. Back in 2019, he was actually deployed to Iraq and they say not to do all that stuff when they're deployed. They want to come home to like they're normal. But I was so bored. I redid our house, bought all this new furniture. I even went as far as like hanging out with my girlfriends one night, having too many wine glasses. And I painted our front door like a bright yellow. (laughing) - All these different things. And he came home and was like, "This is in my house." (laughing) - That poor guy, hey, that had to be like shocking for him. Here he is. You're thinking it's gonna be an emotional moment for you guys seeing each other. And he's like, "What the hell happened to our front door?" What's up, Tiffany? - Good morning. How are you? - We're doing good. What's going on? - So my boyfriend went away for about three months. He got in some trouble and when he came home, his mother had rearranged his whole house, Ray Berger, all kinds of stuff. He was devastated. - Wow, he probably should have stayed out of trouble. (laughing) That was part of the punishment. (laughing) That's amazing. - Can you imagine that? This probably is interesting. You were talking about spouses, but think about how many parents, their kids go away to college or something. You come home and your room is wrong. - Yeah. - What's up, Alicia? - Hey, what's going on, everybody? - Good question. - What's going on? What are the odds that Shannon comes home and her house is completely rearranged? - Well, okay, I kind of have two types on this, okay. One, if your husband wears this name, right? - It is, yep. - Okay, like Kev was saying, do you trust his fashion sense? If you don't, then he shouldn't be going through your clothes. No, my situation, I work at a retail store called Bon Mar. - Yeah. - So, I work in the men's department. So, my husband trusts me with badges. So I do donate clothes, I throw things away that's just old or anything like that. But he trusts me, even though that I'm, sometimes he'll even be home, and he knows that I'm doing it. So, it just really depends. If your wife doesn't have good fashion sense, you don't trust him to go through your car. - West has very good fashion sense, but does he have, does he have good female fashion sense? - But do we know if Shannon dresses, what? - Do you, yeah, I mean, what if his sense is her sense? - Yeah. - The way her height of me, at least started posing. Yeah, of course. (all laughing) - Anthony, what's up, another military guy. Military guy goes away, and what did your girl do? - Well, it was my wife at the time, now my ex-wife, she decided she was gonna have a garage sale, a guy, I guess, came and asked if there was any video games or, you know, any systems. She decided, well, she wanted to have some extra money, so she sold my PlayStation and my games. (all laughing) - Yeah, and then you divorced her. (all laughing) - Oh, a couple years later. (all laughing) - Now, this was in a video game system that you had in the pile. This was when that was plugged up to the television. - Yeah, guys fighting for our country. (all laughing) - It's crazy, wow. - He's like literally fighting for our country, and she got rid of the guy's only enjoyment that he has in that house. (all laughing) - Exactly. - Exactly. - What's up, Ren, you there? - Yes. - Ren had her ex. - Notice these are all X's West. You got to make sure you be careful about what you get rid of, and don't get rid of. But, Ren, what did your husband do? - My ex husband went through a phase where he would just walk around the house and throw things away. And one day I noticed something that was my great grandmother's witnessing, and I asked him where it went because there was almost a replica type thing sitting next to it that he did not throw away. And I asked him what he did with it. And he said, "Oh, I threw that in the recycling." So we fought about that for years, and I would look on eBay all the time trying to find something because my mother asks about it quite often. - Oh my gosh. - Oh my gosh. - And say, "Oh, it's upstairs. "It's upstairs in my house." 'Cause she always asks about it. - So there's a-- - I haven't told her yet. - There's word of warning. You got to be careful of what you get rid of, and don't fully get rid of it until you give them the option, right? - Yes, yes. - All right, grandma got recycled for grandma. All right, it's Mojo in the morning. So I haven't talked about this because of it was kind of a crazy situation that was going on, but I think I can talk about it now. Did you guys know that for the last two years, I have been having a relationship with another woman. It's been an amazing situation. - I don't believe this. - No, well, let me explain this to you. So for the, I guess, supposedly, last two years, there is a person that says that they have been having a relationship with me, and that my wife and I are in agreement that she's going to move over so that we can have this relationship with each other. This person contacted me on social media to tell me about this, and then eventually, like in a day or so, after contacting me, and I get messages all the time, and I don't know if you guys do, but we get messages on our social media, and the messages will be something to the effect of, Mojo or somebody else on the show did this, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They'll claim something that we gave them a brand new car and they're, when are they gonna get in their car? And you see these things and you go, okay, this could be either just a listener that's kind of just a little disgruntled, or it could be one of those ones where it's one of those people that's just trying to bait you to go and to click on their stuff, and now all of a sudden, they're getting spammed or whatever. Like I get them, my personal one, from some, it's the same Asian woman's picture, but she has a different name every single time that comes out. - I get that one. I get that one, yeah. - We should be friends. And I don't know how, you know, they're able to leave like comments and stuff. Well, I got one that came through on my personal page, and my personal page showed up that it said, I'm going to tell your wife that we're having an affair with each other, and I saw that right away, and I go, oh, wow, she might actually be happy if I am having an affair with you. - But also news to me. - Yeah, and I just, I block, and I immediately just block the accounts, and that's kind of what I've been told by, you know, people to do. Well, she reached out to Chelsea, who did not want to block the account because she was like, oh, what's the heck's going on here? And Chelsea started having a conversation with this woman who is writing down and, hey, as we've talked to some people, some of the authorities, she, we believe, is getting catfished by a person who's claiming to be me, okay? So the person is using my identity to talk to this person, and has for the last two years been using my identity to talk to him, and not just using my identity as Mojo, but using my identity as, in my name, Tom, my real name. And so this kind of started getting crazy to the point that Chelsea's like, you got a call, and I've never, and I know that Shannon, and back in the day, other people that were on the show, you guys have had issues where people are stalked or said nasty things. - Yeah. - I've never had it to a point where I felt like I was threatened enough that I had to call police, and never got police involved. So I eventually, I ended up having to make a phone call, and I called the sheriff Mike Bouchard, and then ended up calling the chief of police in my town, Chief Patton, and got put together with some detectives, and basically, 'cause there's a couple of things. One was, A, there's obviously somebody that's saying that they're having a relationship with me, and they've been doing it for the last two years. But there's also the fact that there's somebody possibly faking to be me. - Yeah, yeah. - And if something happens to this person, all of a sudden, it's like, well, they were in a relationship with Mojo, and next thing you know, and when I say something happened to him, I'm worried about their safety. When I talked to the police, the police said, well, it's usually not their safety, it's they start stealing money from them, or somebody does that thing. - Right. - So I ended up talking this really nice detective from the West Bloomfield Police, and the nice detective goes, "All right, well, we're gonna reach out to this woman." And so he reached out to this woman, they filed the case number on it, and they started doing the investigation of the whole deal. And I guess they had conversations with her, and talk to her, and just explain that it is not me, and the person that you were talking to as my wife was my wife, 'cause Chelsea was getting de-ammed by her, but the guy named Tom, who's Mojo on the radio, is not the person that you've had for two years' relation. Now, couple of things that I have to say about this, and it is crazy, how could somebody want to have a relationship with me for two years? (all laughing) - I never met you face to face. - No, but I was, no, never met me face to face, but then, can I tell you the weirdest part? Do you know, and where's Chelsea? Can we get Chelsea on the phone? Call up my wife. Chelsea, I don't think believe me for the longest time. Like, or not longest time, but like, 'cause this went on for like a few hours, yeah. Or, well, no, but our Chelsea's, Chelsea, when the woman reached out. Actually, I think she reached out to Megan for advice, 'cause if she wanted to ask Megan questions about dating apps, because the woman said that I was on Facebook dating, and that's how we met. By the way, if you're on Facebook dating, and come across me as Mojo, or somebody else, I'm not on Facebook dating. - Right. - I promise you, I'm on hinge, and take me. (all laughing) - No, I didn't know if you wanted me to bring it up. No, not, but yeah, Chelsea reached out to me and asked me if I was on that platform, because I've talked about being on dating platforms, and I had it because I didn't think people used Facebook dating, and it was kind of shocking to me that this was the platform that she was being catfished on, but we found out how it works, and it was really easy to actually prove on your profile that you didn't have it. - Yeah, but also the other thing, too, is you can open up, I can open up a Facebook dating profile as Shannon. - Well, so this happened to me so many different ways. Somebody opened, I think it was a plenty of fish account pretending to be me. - I had a tinder. - Yeah, like used all my photos and stuff like that, but then a couple of years ago, I had this same thing happen to me, Mojo, and I didn't have to file a police report for that, but this person was posing as me, the name was like Radio Mom 56 or something, I don't even know what remember what it was, but a guy started reaching out to my official iHeart email, being like, why did you stop responding? We've been talking for a year, I know you wanna, but like new personal details about me, it was very, very strange. - Oh, the personal details, this person knew? It were crazy, and thought that he was in a relationship with me, and it was the craziest, weirdest thing. - The interesting thing is we're doing kind of a, in the interview with the cops and stuff, and it was like, well, they knew these personal details. Well, we talk about so much stuff on the radio too. - Yeah, for sure, yeah. - Hold on, my wife is on the phone with us right now. Chelsea, do you know that people would have a relationship with me for two years? I just want you to know that first of all. - No, I did not know that. Until now. You were, at first, wondering what was going on. You thought, I mean, listen, we had to, we had to fly on an airplane together, 'cause we were coming home from a bot mitzvah that was in Vegas at that time. - What I was upset about is you weren't upset about it. You weren't upset that someone was out there using your identity with this woman. You were like, well, did you want me to talk to her? No, I don't want you to talk to her. Like, I want you to be upset that someone is posing as you. And at first, I was concerned about her, but when she was insisting that it was you and wouldn't believe me, that it wasn't you, then I'm like, well, girl, you're on your own. If I were you at FaceTime, that's person first, before I meet them, but you're on your own. - And you were also, I know you kept, 'cause you kept talking about this. You were worried that she was gonna go meet somebody and somebody was gonna do some harm to her. - Well, and I kept on saying to her, FaceTime, the person first, and she kept on telling me, no, and she was sending me screenshots of their conversation that was happening at that time. You know, my wife, well, he said that we were divorced, that we lived two hours away from each other and we're just co-parenting the sake of our kids, and it was just, I'm like, well, that's not the case. We're still married, I still live with them. - You don't sound happy when you say that. (laughing) I mean, you know, I just don't believe what you want to believe. - The part though that I thought was most interesting. At what point did you finally realize that it wasn't me when she was sending you screenshots of things that I said to her? - Well, I don't know if you said this, but when she said that you were sending pictures of your. - My what? - P.P. - My P.P. - And I, that part, I mean, we were sitting next to each other on the plane while this was going on, and I'm showing you. I'm like, look what she is saying. Look what she is saying. And the screen, I, first I asked for a screenshot. I didn't want that screenshot, but I asked her. - You want to see if it really was my P.P. - No. - She said you wrote pics? - I asked for a proof of their conversation and what he was saying, and she did send me one of them. And then, yeah, it was a. - So the person actually was so good that they used my profile pic and stuff, but here's the interesting part of the P.P. thing. Was Chelsea knows for a fact that if I was going to do anything, I wouldn't send a picture of my P.P. because that would instantly stop the relationship right there at that particular moment. I mean, maybe my savings account. I don't know. (laughing) Ava, are you there? - Ava? - Ava. - Ava was talking about cash. - I'm here. - Oh, okay. Ava, what's up? Oh, there you go. You muted your phone. I've done that before. What's going on? So you guys are talking about catfishing and stuff like that. - Yeah. - And just a whole bunch of internet stuff. And I've been somebody who's been a catfish, been told I look like a catfish because of the things I post online. - They said, what do you mean? They said that you were a catfisher or the person that you got catfish? - Well, so I have made fake profiles before. - Why? - And post is other people because attention, I guess. But I've also, by people I've dated in the past, been told that I don't look like the pictures I post online, like the person that I post on Instagram, compared to who I am in real life and what I look like in real life is not the same person. So I've actually intentionally posed as people online. - Wow, why do you do that, though? What happens when somebody wants to meet up with you? - Silence. - That is a good question. And that's why I have not, I mean. - It never gets to that point. - Do you ever feel bad about doing what you're doing and messing with people? - Oh yeah. - But you can't believe it. - Are you catfishing 'cause when I talk to the police and Sheriff Bouchard, majority of the time, it's not for the persons, for any other reason that person's trying to scam money or something. Do you ever use this as an opportunity to scam them for money? - No, I've never scammed anybody. Well, I have full book pics before. - But they got you. - So you do make money off of these people that you're claiming to be another person. - Yes, Anna? - Are you not talking to us and you're kind of cryptic because you're worried that we're like tracing the call or something like that? - Maybe a little bit. - Okay, well, we don't have the ability to do that. - I also have the daughter. - Your daughter's in the car. - She's in her stroller in front of me as we're walking up and down her driveway. - Oh, geez. - Wait, you're a mom that does this and messes with people's feelings? - I got some stuff I gotta work through, but I'm looking to go towards therapy and stuff 'cause being a mom's the best thing that's ever happened to me. - Yeah, I just said. - Are you currently in a relationship? I think you could say that. - Do you do this while you're in real relationships with people? Do I catfish in real relationships with people? Is that what you're asking? - Look, if you're dating somebody, are you still participating in this behavior with strangers? - No, because the person that I'm thinking of, he's the one I wanna be with. - Mika wants to make a comment. What's that Mika? - I just said, y'all are talking baby. - Right here. - It does kind of sound like it, doesn't it? - I know, I love that too. That sounds so good. - Oh, yeah. - Listen, she loves that show. - I want to biography on. - But you understand you're messing with people. You're obviously messing with the person that you're catfishing, but you're also messing with the person whose identity that you're catfishing. - Yeah. - You're right. - Real quick, I just gotta know. - My daughter is babbling in the stroller. - I gotta know, these feet pick that you catfish in. - Where are you getting these other people's feet from? - They've only ever done my feet to the eye. - So they are her feet. - They picked what I found. - Gotcha. - Well, that's crazy, that's a crazy call. I, like I said, people are like, you gotta turn her in. I don't know how we turn her in because we don't have the ability to be able to do that and scream, and trace calls 'cause of our phone lines, how they come in. - Mm-hmm. - Unless you texted us, and if you did, we have a phone number. - Um... - Did you text us? - I don't know how to text you guys. - Okay. - Mm-hmm. - Um, I did, I was calling earlier. This is my first time. - Getting through. ♪ I'm the phone before ♪ - Wait, I do, I have the baby, baby reindeer. (laughing) ♪ Rudolph's on the phone ♪ - What's going on, Melissa? - Good morning. I got stuck with a man during COVID who has multiple profiles. Also, he literally would talk to me on these profiles and he would start stuff between me and him, but it was really him. He had also, he really just messed with me. - Yeah. - And what she's doing is just extremely wrong. She is messing with people's mental health and she needs help. - Well, and honestly, and this all started 'cause we're talking about this person that thinks that they're in a relationship with me, but I will tell you that I don't know the full story of why somebody would pose as me, but I also don't know the full story about the person that said that they're, but you are messing with somebody's mental health and it doesn't sound like it's a situation that is making somebody's life better. You're hurting somebody's life when you're doing this stuff. - Oh, yeah. - And look at your situation, what it did. It messed with your-- - He gaslit me, he gaslit me. Every time I would try and call him out on things and he was talking to women on Facebook dating and it's like, I'd see it on his phone and then he would tell me basically like, I don't know what I thought. Well, you know what? I started taking pictures of this phone before I sat on anything to him. So I know damn well what I saw, you know, and it took me too long to get out of that relationship and I am so glad I'm out, but I try and let other women know because he's done this to other women. He has a baby and he lies to everybody about everything. - Yeah, that's horrible. So this is a guy that's doing it, just like that baby reindeer lady we just talked to a second ago, which her name is Ava, she's still on the phone line there. Are you still on the phone line Ava? - Yes, yes I am. - You don't find yourself to be a little off by doing what you're doing. - I'm definitely off a little bit. I know that. - I'm happy that you are seeking therapy for this. - Yes, I've been in therapy before and it was a very good experience talking things through and doing all that. There's, I've only ever tried cognitive behavioral therapy, but I'm interested to see what other types of therapy are out there. I mean, there's the, I think it's called EMDR. I can't remember what that stands for, but. - The interesting thing is the one therapy though that is gonna get you to really hit rock bottom is the therapy of somebody putting you in jail if you do something like this. So, and you'll never see your daughter and that's the part that you gotta figure out. - I know, I'm aware. I do have a doctor's appointment that I need to attend to. So, I will let you guys do what you have to do today and I appreciate all that you do. - All right, you have a great day. - I almost responded with, I appreciate all you do, but I don't appreciate all you do. (laughing) All right. Oh, Chelsea's still on the phone line. I didn't even realize you were still on the phone line there, Chelsea. Sorry about that. - Well, I don't know why I'm following the phone line. (laughing) - All right, I'll talk to you later. I love you. We're not getting into divorce right now. All right, oh, yeah. - All right, is Mojo in the morning show? Got a lot to talk about this morning. Hold on real quick though. Ryan? - Hi. - How you doing? - Good morning. - Yeah, how you doing? - Good, Ryan had exactly what happened to me happen to you where somebody took your picture and made a fake profile on a dating site. - Doing one of my mini hiatus is from Grindr. I happened to go back on and I was using a completely different profile picture. Somebody messaged me using an older photo of me. - Wait, they tried to pick you up as you. - You had this meet with my own picture. - Oh my God. - What did you respond? - The picture was at least four years old. So, you know, I looked a little bit different, but at the same time, I'm like, that's me in this picture. (laughing) - I'm not that kind of person. - They messaged me and they're like, oh, hey, what's up? You know, like, you know, people do on there. Anyway, so I started messaging back, you know, just trying to have a little conversation. Just to kind of pick this person's brain. But then it started getting a little weird and I could not pretend anymore because it was me I was talking to. - Wow, wait a second. Which version of you was the better looking version, the old version of this? - The new version. - Oh, that's good. - I know that finding you that old picture anymore. - Oh my lord, buddy. That's unbelievable. - It was so crazy. It was so crazy. I was trying so hard to get away from work so I could call you and tell you about that. - That's awesome. (laughing) Thanks for the call, Ryan. Appreciate you. - Of course. Have a good day. - Take care of yourself, bud. All right, Mojo in the morning. I need something light. Between war, the roses. West throwing away Shannon's clothes. And the catfish might be. Actually. It's been a depressing show. (laughing) Somebody tell me something good. - I got something I can share. I can like that pitch. I threw that pitch to you. I'm kind of not gonna have to park. But I can tell you something good. I think there are moments in your professional career where hopefully if you're doing something that you love, your passion and your professional career can meet in such a way that you're like, wow, this is truly meant for me. And being a sports fan and growing up in the city of Detroit and just loving all Michigan sports, I had the coolest, I guess, back-to-back days, if you will, of getting a chance to meet individuals in the sports community who I grew up watching and have loved and adored. So on Tuesday, I had a chance to go to the Rocky Mortgage Classic and it starts today. But on Tuesday, they had a celebrity golf scramble. And Aidan Hutchinson was there. A bunch of guys were there. So I had a chance to meet Aidan Hutchinson was pretty cool. But I actually had the chance to interview Calvin Johnson who I would say-- - He's a little bit of a heart. - Like Tom Negatron. - He's literally the kindest, nicest man. - Oh yeah, all that too. - But he's very hot. - There you go. (laughing) - I have a heart attack. (laughing) - I never have coherently. (laughing) - Getting a chance to not only meet the interview and spend some time with arguably like the top five greatest wide receivers of all time. And certainly one of the greatest lions of all time was an incredible moment. From like having jerseys and posters on the wall to getting the chance to interview and have a conversation. - And he's looking at you like, oh, this is the guy interviewing me. - Yeah, yeah. - That was great. Chris Weber, he was another guy I got a chance to interview with. And we're talking about missions. - Who also is equally hot, even at his age. (laughing) - Chris Weber's a good looking guy. - I know my cousin, Chris, you're right now pissed. Like you didn't tell me you went Chris Weber. - That's all right, Chris. And then yesterday we had the NBA draft and we had an incredible draft live broadcast and event where fans and season ticket holders and people could come out and enjoy and see who we picked. And I had the opportunity to interview Richard Hamilton and to sit down and have a 20 minute conversation with the all time leading playoff scorer, an NBA champion, NCAA champion, a guy that is synonymous with Pistons and Detroit basketball. - Yes, sir. - Yes, sir. And if you're able to pick his brain and ask him like detailed moments that led to the championship and not just when we beat the Lakers but the playoff run that led up to that. - Yes, sir. - Talk about some of the moments that like Draymond Greene was another Michigan native and sports icon who believes that his team would have beat our team to kind of-- - Oh, yeah, yeah. - Taking to the mind of Rip to ask him, what did he think of that? - And now our new president of basketball ops, Trajan Langdon, he played against Rip in 1999 when Rip beat the Duke Blue Devils to win a championship. - Wow. - To kind of ask him about who this new guy is and how he's known him for 30 plus years. - Yeah. - It was a really cool moment and really made me feel like I'm where I'm supposed to be. - So that's a cool, so that's a tell me something good? - Yeah, dude. ♪ Tell me something good ♪ - I love that. That's actually a really good one. - Good times. - You know what, can we use that too? We haven't done, tell me something good in a while, Lydia. We got time on the show right now? Get listeners to call in. - Let's do it. - All right, like, okay, here's the deal. We always get like, and I'm not discounting anybody's good, but we always get very similar type calls. I want the wild moment things that are going on in your life that is like a good moment going on. Like are you somebody that just overcame something that everybody told you there was no way, whether it be life that you're still on this planet when people thought you were gonna die, or the person who never in a million years thought in their life that they would ever be able to afford to own a home and they just got their very first home, or the person that literally couldn't walk and now is walking or whatever. Like, you know those moments? Like where we sit there and we get to tell me something good and we're all like getting emotional. So 844-Mojo live, 844-665-6548, what is your tell me something good? What's the thing that just recently happened to you or is currently happening to you that you're saying like, have you know what? Things ain't so bad. That's pretty cool. And you know what, you deserve it and you needed it right now too. - Thanks. - I would love to hear also stories of people who may have had somebody on a smash list and it's been a while and you finally check them out. - Now that's a tell me something, right? - Why not, why not? - Yes, who did you recently just get a chance to smash? Was it the hot tour girl? - Maybe, oh no. Hold on, let me do this. I'm gonna play a song to give Lydia a chance. Lydia, I'm gonna give you a chance. Scrutinize every call that comes through. 844-Mojo live or text 955-00. ♪ Tell me something good ♪ - All right, let's do it. I'm gonna start off with this one. Alex, here you go. You got it one for us. Tell me something good, Alex. - Hey, good morning. First time in Colorado, long time. - Hey, Alex on the phone. What's going on, buddy? - Yeah, so I've been living back in Michigan for about two years. I moved to Georgia for about a year and a half. But as I've been home, I've been living with my brother. And I just purchased my first home. - Yeah! (audience cheering) - Yeah, the market's been extremely difficult. You know, got my teeth kicked in on a couple of offers, but finally feels good to have the purchase of my first home. - Buddy, that's incredible. And your brother, by the way, is on the other line here to tell me something good saying that he got his brother out of the home. So he's very excited, too. (laughing) Hey, congrats, man. We appreciate you so much. ♪ Head home is something good ♪ Appreciate you. Susan, hi, Susan. - Hi, how are you? - We're doing good, Susan. Tell us something good. - Well, I just, in recovering from breast cancer surgery, all looks good. But the good about this is out of this, I got a breast reduction. And now I look absolutely normal and not huge. (laughing) For you, Susan. - You know what? That's-- - This is wonderful, Cindy. I am thrilled to death about this. - It's unbelievable that the breast reduction for you is just as much a part of your health as being alive, right? - Yes, yes. Megan, if you ever want to do it, man, I put it off for years, I'm 60. - No. - But do it. - I would really like to do it in the next year, hopefully. It's been on the to-do list for a while, for a long time. - Hey, thank you, so, thank you. You'll go ahead. - It's not that bad. You need help, but it's not that bad. In fact, they tell you, you're gonna feel better than you are allowed to do things. So you feel good, I'm just not allowed to do anything. - I'll say that it's just part of my something good. It was on my to-do list, and I put it off for a long time until I lost the weight. I'm getting close. We're getting there. We're working on it. - Yeah. - We're working on it. - And the weight, you've lost the weight. - Yeah, that's it. - That's a great one. - Yeah. - See you, good. - Dom on with us. I'm gonna cry. Dom. - What's going on, good morning, guys? - Good morning. - Good morning, buddy. Dom, tell us something good. You got a great one here. - So last year, my sister was able to give my mom a grandbaby, and earlier this year, my brother gave my mom twins a twin grandbaby. So hopefully now is my time to give my mom a grandchild because she's been making me one for like years since I graduated with high school almost, I feel like. And I feel like I can finally do it for now. - Well, in your stories, amazing too, because do you want to share what happened to you when it comes to the baby? - Oh, so last year, me and my brother happened to get our women pregnant around the same as that time. So our baby's gonna be born around the same time, but sadly, we had a miscarriage, and I think now is our time to see who's pregnant again, and she's been looking pretty excited about it. - That's awesome. - You look pretty good about it now. - So lost a baby, but you're pregnant, and you're having a baby, and that's really good, buddy. Thank you so much for sharing that with us. - Thank you for letting me share that. ♪ Tell me something good ♪ - I like this one, this is actually a really good one. My husband's company just told us that we're relocating, and I'm so disappointed because I thought that I'd never be able to listen to the Mojo in the morning show, but I just recently found the iHeartRadio app. - Hey, right now. - Is that a promotion for the iHeartRadio app? Yeah, you can listen to us wherever you want to listen to us. I mean, there's literally, if you ever have to leave the show or go on a vacation, and you're leaving for vacation, or get deployed somewhere, you can listen to the show, and our podcasts are always available. Katie, tell us something good. How are you? - Good. So, my five-year-olds who have had so many medical struggles, and we actually didn't even know if he'd be alive today, he set the goal to be on a swim team like his brother, and he actually just swam in his first swimming done. - That's incredible. - Oh my God. - I think that's that. - Yes, it was amazing. All the tears. - Oh, man. - Great. Shout out to his swim team. - Colonies, crocodiles. - All right, little crocodiles. - I love the crocodiles. - And what is his name? - Milo. - Milo. - So sweet. - You know what we need to do? My son Joe just recently did this for one of their listeners, and the video I cried when I saw it, but they had a kid, a little kid who never got a hit in a baseball game. So Joe, Jed, and Ashley, and Terry, who do a morning show in Tampa, they, 'cause the kid never got a hit, they became a cheering section for the kid, and went to one of the kid's games, and the kid got his first hit in the game that they went to. - Oh, okay, I love that. - It was like the coolest thing ever. - Oh, that's amazing. - You should share with Lydia, Milo's swim schedule, and not that Shannon wants to go to another swim meet, 'cause she's already got a-- - Night going to one Sunday. - Because it's a lot for parents, but maybe we can all go out and watch Milo swim. - Oh, that'd be amazing. - I would love that. - So hang on, Katie, okay? Talk to Lydia. - Thank you. - All right. ♪ Tell me something good ♪ ♪ Tell me something good ♪ - Julie, tell me something good, Julie. - I actually came here clean June 12th. - Let's go! - Yeah! - Love that! - Julie, that is huge. - You did it. - It's my third time trying, so I'm working really hard to try. - I'm trying really good. - Oh, I'm trying really good. - Oh, I'm trying really good. - How'd it feel? - What's giving you the strength? - Thank you. - Where's your strength going? - Maybe my sisters and my dad. - Ah, that's, you know what, hey. - They're like about, I went and spent 10 months at a treatment center, like I chose to stay after my 30 days. - Good for you. - And they came up there every week, brought me money, brought me cigarettes, but I quit smoking too, but yeah. They helped me out a lot, like a lot. - We're rooting for you, we're praying for you too. You're gonna do great. - Thank you, thank you so much. - That's awesome. Listen to the voice, man, you're making me cry. - So I'm on the way to work now, so don't make me cry. - We're proud of you. - Yeah, we're very proud of you. - Thanks guys, I listen to you guys like every morning and I've never been on the radio, so this is exciting and it feels good just to hear my story a little. - Hell yeah. - Yeah, you deserve it. We love you. - All right, thanks guys. - Leanne, tell us, hold on, I gotta tell me something good. - There you go, hey guys. - Good morning, what's happening? - I miss you guys. - Where have we been? - My, well, I'm doing good, you know? But my son, Connor's getting married next weekend. - Oh my God. (cheering) - Oh, and you're going to be doing that, the dance with your son, the mom dance, right? You get to get our dance. - What's the song? Okay, you got to pick a good song. - Yeah, you guys have to help me, come on. Give me some suggestions. - Give it low, Christina, Amelia. - Yeah. (laughing) - That would be a tell me something good. And Vinny with the last one here, tell me something good Vinny. - Yeah, I was in prison for three years and I got out, got three degrees, two certifications. Now I'm on growing business. - Dude, give it up for Vinny. (cheering) - Vinny, it ain't over till you say it's over Vinny. - That's right. - Wow, so okay, so how long ago were you in prison? - About five years, six years, seven years ago. - Man, can you explain to me what is it like when you're in prison? Like is every day feel like the same day? - It is time-stop. And it means like it's just everything around you. It is stop. It's all, you know, you just move on. You try to think of a plan, man. That's what I did. And what's weird about it is the prison sins I got is for a week. (laughing) - Shut up. (laughing) - It was for a week. - That is the most aggravating thing in the world to know that people came out back into the world. And there were billboards for weed delivery. - Wait, did you say you own a weed business now? - No, I don't, no, no. - Oh, okay. - Okay. - That's right. I was like, wait a second. - That's the judge said, out there, judge said, you know, you should wait a little longer. You should, when he is vacated by a sudden. - Yeah. - You wait a little longer for the phone illegally. - Isn't that crazy? - And then you're funny though. - It's infuriating. - You see the mayor of Maryland, or the governor of Maryland literally commuted the most amount of sentences in one day of that. Hey, I love that you didn't give up because a lot of times that you go to a situation like that where you go into prison and then you come out or you serve your time, and then it just makes you bitter and angry. You instead use that to inspire you. And we're very, very happy that you call this up for telling me something good. - Well, that's a good one, man. Appreciate you, buddy. Take care of any. - Yeah. - Perfect. - Go join the morning's dirty on the 30. - All right. Shannon's gonna have the dirty on the 30 for us right now. What's going on, Shannon? - Well, I need to correct a story that I did for you earlier in the week because I got some new information. So Britney Spears has not reconciled with her two boys, which bums me out because I was really happy that this was happening. But stories have surfaced about 18 year old Sean Preston, 17 year old Jaden James that they've seen their mom and they've been communicating for months and months now, like since February, that they've seen each other in Hawaii and California. However, one of my sources with direct knowledge into this situation says it's not really true at all. The kids have spoken to her on one occasion and that was Mother's Day, that's it. So Britney did not visit her kids when she traveled to Hawaii several times this year. They actually have not seen her now in almost three years. - Makes me sad. - Yeah. - And I heard somebody make a comment about this story this morning when I was listening to them do it on Good Morning America. And they were saying that the kids corrected the story because the kids had heard that this was reported by a bunch of media outlets like us. And they're like, "No." Yeah. - Yeah. - WNBA rookie Caitlyn Clark leading the pack of 2024 SB Awards nominations. She's up for a bunch of awards. Three of them, I think, best athlete in women's sports, best college athlete in women's sports, and best record-breaking performance. Following Caitlyn, excuse me, with two SB nominations is Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, who earned two nods for best athlete in men's sports and best NFL player joining Mahomes in that category, Golf Star, Scotty Scheffler and L.A. Dodgers player, Shohei Otani. - The Indiana fever Chicago Sky game on Sunday also set a record for most people watching a WNBA game. - Oh, did it really? - Yeah, but nobody cares about Caitlyn Clark according to Kevin. - Oh, no, she did phenomenal in that game. And so did Angel Reese, and she won. - But Angel Reese is still why people are watching the WNBA. - Your words? Can't really say he thought he made game like that. - I don't even know why. - We have our back. - We have our back. - This goes on and on. - Off the air, and on, and on. - I'm taking him, by the way. I'm taking him to an Indiana fever game. We're driving in Indianapolis, so we can go watch your play. We should go to the next day, play the sky again coming up. - In November, I want to say it. - We should go. - If you're paying, I'm running. (laughing) - Kevin, what would you like to do just now? (laughing) - Play it. And the presidential debate is happening tonight. A new poll that was just released from the Associated Press says, about six and 10 adults say they are extremely likely to be watching either live or in clips or reading about it or listening to the commentary about the performance of the candidates. In the news or on social media, Donald Trump speaking. - I assume he's gonna be somebody that will be a worthy debater. Yeah, I would say. I think, I don't want to underestimate him. - And the president, Joe Biden. - He's about him. I'm about the country. - Are you ready for this debate? - Yes. - So debate gonna be hosted by CNN's Jake Tapper in Tampa Bash. 90 minutes, two commercial breaks. Campaign staff may not interact with our candidates during that time. Some of the other rules for this evening's festivities. - President Biden will enter from the right side of your screen. President Trump will enter from the left side of your screen. The podiums are eight feet apart, directly across from them, the moderators. CNN's Jake Tapper and Dana Bash. Now a reminder, this is a television studio. There's no audience. Candidates will have two minutes to answer questions in one minute for responses and rebuttals. At the moderator's discretion, there may be an additional minute for follow-ups, clarifications, or responses. So how does a candidate know how much time is left to speak? Attached to the cameras in the studio and in the candidate's field of view are the timing lights. When the lights show yellow, there's 50 seconds left. - Oh, he's watching. - Are you scared? - Answer or response. When the lights flash red, there are five seconds left. And when the display is solid red, the time is up. At that point, the candidate's microphone will be turned off and the other candidate will have their microphone turned off. There you go. - Sorry, that's all I could hear was his dry mouth. - Oh, yeah, dry mouth? - I don't know what he said. - Oh, really? - Can I just say one thing? - Yes. - All debates. No matter what network they're hosted on or who's running, all of them should not have audiences. I am so sick of so much time being taken up by cheers and booze. Like, get to the information. - I agree with you. See, I like that people there. I like it there, but you have to have equal amount of people there 'cause I like the, you know, the reason why, you know, the excitement level. I want it to be like watching American Idol or The View. - No, it's like watching the state of the union. Like, get to the point. - You know why they're not doing it. They're not doing it because of the protests that have been going on with Palestine and in Israel. And they feel like that will end up, you know-- - I didn't know that's why they were running it. It makes sense, but let's implement it from here on out. - Let's ask the candidates what they think about this because on the phone with us this morning is the President of the United States. President Joe Biden is on the phone with us this morning. Hello, Mr. President. - Hey, man, how's it going? It's your Prilosec United Nations. What's going on, Milo, in the morning? - What's happening? - Great talking Denver there, man. - Well, listen, we appreciate you. Yes, we got you hooked up on our special CNN line that we have. - I've been prepping hard for this debate, man. Normally when I'm prepping, it's usually for a colonoscopy. - Oh, yeah, well, but Mr. President, I do have to let you know that we have to for equal time because we can't be doing this. There's like election laws. We have to allow former President Trump, he's also going to join us on the phone line here. Hello. - Hello, Mojo, how are you? - I'm doing okay, Mr. Trump. - I bet you spent way too much time on the WNBA stuff. I thought I'd have top billing. (laughing) - I bet you, NBA, who watches that? Nobody, they can't even dunk. - Oh, I don't do that now. You want to piss off your female audience? - Come on, Kevin. - Your base. - Be honest, Kevin, come on. I know deep down inside, Kevin likes me. You really do. (laughing) You're tremendous feelings, you know it's true. (laughing) We'll get you on our team eventually. He's a good hype man for you, Mojo. - He's fantastic. Have you heard his Friday remix? - Every Friday morning, this is the Mojo in the morning. - Oh, you're a listener. - I want a hype man for my rally. - Yeah. - In fact, I got Kyle right here. Kyle, go ahead, Joe, show 'em what you got. - This is the Mac, go. Rally, Trump, show. (laughing) - How did you like that? - That was fantastic. - Kyle came to it a rally once, and now he's my hype man. - I love it. - How's Megan doing? - Oh. (laughing) - Leave me alone. - I lathered up this morning in the show. - Oh my God. - Hold on, hold on, hold on. - I lathered up the lather, the way you like it. - President Biden, President Biden, this too. - He's gotta lather him up. Nice and lather him. - Oh my God. - Ladies and gentlemen, otherwise you have stink boob. You can have stink boob as well. - Wait, President Biden, come back here and say this. - No, no, no. - Brandon wouldn't know about stink boob at all. (laughing) - Eric? (laughing) - I almost used his real business. - I think I hit a nerve there. (laughing) - President Biden, would you like to say hello to former President Trump? - I love this sniffer here. (laughing) - No, we're not talking about Megan. You're talking about saying hello to me. - Oh, yeah, you smell like a fart's fart. (laughing) - A fart? - I can't wait to, I can't wait to clean the floor with you. I'm gonna mop the floor with your hair blugs, Joe. (laughing) You better watch out. And if they try to shut off my microphone, if fake ass tipper tries to cut me off, I'll just tune it out. (laughing) - I'll pretend that the peanuts start to, and wah, wah, wah, wah, wah. (laughing) - This is gonna be an amazing debate, but maybe not as amazing as Eric on the phone with us. - Oh, Eric, you're on a phone. - You're on a phone. - Going back and forth. - Oh, thanks so much, dear, I appreciate it. (laughing) - Do you ever, Eric, I wanna ask you this question. Do you ever, when you're going back and forth with them, do you ever, all of a sudden, start doing the other person's voice by accident? - Yeah, that's what I've gone into, and read the Trump line as Biden, and I'm like, "Oh no, no, I'm sorry I stole your line." (laughing) - That was my line, that was my much line. - Eric, people have asked me this before. Where do you sit? Like, where are you when you make these calls? Are you at home? - Yeah, I'm in the basement of my house. (laughing) - So, no, like your wife and kids hear you. - Yeah, okay. - And by the way, he doesn't live with his mom and dad. He does have a wife and family. This is an honest living. - My parents' basement. (laughing) - And St. Clair Shores, here's their little Eric Carson in the basement of the home. - Now Joe's gonna be all jacked up on Mountain Dew. He's taking lots of drugs. The whole gosh, Taylor drugs. He's done 60 milligrams of edibles, all so far. Snorted two eight balls of coke, linked a full sheet of acid. (laughing) - In the words of the beautiful Sabrina Carpenter, I'm gonna be Sleepy Joe. He's gonna need a espresso. (laughing) - Ah, that's awesome. (laughing) Eric knows excellent. - That's okay. - All right, we got it. - So good. - What's up? (laughing) - I'm going to go with it. (laughing) - We tomorrow morning have to have a recap 'cause there's gonna be some things tonight that we're gonna be playing audio from. So, tomorrow morning, make sure you're out with us. - Something's gonna happen, so. - I love you, Eric. Take care, buddy. - Love you guys. (laughing) - Oh, you're selling in the dirty. - It's over, we're good. - We're good. - Just now. - President Trump. - I didn't let her end the dirty. Hold on a second. Go ahead. - You know what, for all of today's dirty, you can catch up or listen to this again on the free I Heart Radio app, promoting the morning.com. - There you go. (laughing) (upbeat music) - Mojo in the morning. (upbeat music) - I'm not playing the song. (laughing) - What? - Not playing the song. (laughing) - He's not going to play in the song. - Come on, it's a classic. - No. No. (laughing) - You. - You. (laughing) - 'Cause Megan has something that she wants to discuss. Mojo in the morning, eight for four mojo live. Tax 95500. These girls this morning, when we were doing our pre-show meeting, proved a point to every guy on the show that girls get excited over the craziest crap. (laughing) Because when Megan brought this up as a topic and they all started going, "Oh my God, oh no!" I sat back and I'm going, does this what we look like when we get excited about like the game from last night or something? - Yes. - It can't be the same. - It is. - It is. - There was one specific thing that we got excited about, which she will explain. - Yeah. - So I have a theory of well, just really a skill I think at this point, where I can tell who you are as a person based on your girl snack. Now, if you don't know, maybe you're a guy. The best thing about being a woman is that we have all created personalities around our favorite snacks and every girl has one. - Girl dinner. - Girl dinner. - Girl dinner. - Girl dinner. - Girl snacks like girl dinner or no? - Usually, girl dinner is comprised of multiple girl snacks. - Okay. - And I'll be real honest, up until a couple of days ago, the most superior girl snack was if you were a pickle girl. And I say that because I had four, I do, have four jars of pickle in my fridge right now. I was, or still am, a pickle girlie, but I found a superior snack. And I'm gonna say it now. If you are an olive girl. - Yeah. - You are now the reigning supreme leaders of womanhood. Because that is the right answer. You are rich. You are phenomenal. You will have a blessed 401(k) by the time it's time to come to retire. You are the best of the best. And everything about you is correct. - Black olives. - The can in the can. - I'll tell you right now, I have three different jars of olives in my fridge. - A red can. - The regular green olives that are stuffed, the giant queen green olives. - Ooh, those are meaty. - By the way. - That was our meaty. - That was our garlic, that's the one. - That's the one. - That's the one. - That's the one. And these greens. It screams, I'm a rich woman who doesn't need a man because we will not be making out later. - Yeah. (laughing) - Exactly. - Do you not smell my breath? - Why are you guys so excited over olives? - Oh, I could be in this fire. I can't, especially if they're cold. The black ones, the ollie California brand. - Right here, it's nothing worse than olives. - Ollies are horrible. - Yeah, they're so good. - I get Greek salads without olives. - Get me all the sodium. - Take 'em home. - Are you crazy? - I hate black olives. - I had a Mediterranean rat at the Rocky mortgage drink. Yeah. First thing I did was open it up and take out the olives. - It's okay, Pete, what's your snack? What's your girl's snack? - It's olives for sure. I do like be some pickled popcorn from Trader Joe's. - Popcorn girls think they're better than they are. - That is true. - Yeah. - I'm just kidding. - Hi. - What else do I like? And cheddar cheese. - Just a block of cheese? - Oh, my kick lately actually has been eating pepper or chimney straight from the jar. - No, no, I'm not. That screams the instability. - Yeah, we knew that already, so. - Lydia. - Lydia, what is yours? - I'm so animal crackers. - Oh, child. - Child, Joe's. - Absolute child. - The kitty cat chocolate ones. - I can't believe this. - No, the land ones. - Okay. - What is this show got into? - But every girl has a snack and I think I can tell you who you are as a person based on it. - Okay, mine. Cheesets, all ways. - Okay. - Full fat. - Cheesets screams. - Don't regular ones, yeah. - I've given up, so I'm only eating what's around. - Okay. - And it's what my kids like. - Cheesets, but my go-to lately. Actually, not really. - Give it up. - I invite them for myself. Yeah, anything that can be dipped in Nutella and peanut butter. Peanut butter first, then Nutella. - Rich. - Anything. - 'Cause she didn't say off brand Nutella. She said Nutella. - Nutella. - And said it right, too. - Nutella? - Yeah. - Is it a hazelnut, or a hazelnut? - The peanut butter, Nutella. - Nutella conversation. - So. - He and just thinking about it, my mouth is salivating. - Quick question for you. When are you getting to the topic that we all care about? What is it? - Oh, are they gonna play? - I understand, but you guys got so excited over talking about your girl snacks and I never, it is a guy, I'm listening back to this thing going. Do we get excited? Like when we open up a bag of fricking, you know, potato chips and talk about that? - No, but I had to listen. - You guys talk about the draft all morning. So we are allowed to talk about our snacks. - A bag of better-made barbecue chips. It's smashing anything I've heard this far. - Yeah, but the better-made ones are really good. - I'm telling you, or any kind of can of Pringles is like the greatest thing I've ever. - You just smash Pringles. Are guys, like do you judge guys on the same like snack skill or is it different? - I base it based on what I want, so it will always be lacking. I'm just, I'm just not a man. So I don't have that perspective. - Do you know who has the worst snacks in the world? My husband. - Really? - Baby food and vegetables. - What? You told me to eat baby food the other day. - That's great to get vegetables in fruit in the morning, but not as a snack. - That's true. - Not as a snack. - That's true. - Prels? - Pretzel girls are the most basic girls on the planet. I love you. - Oh my God. - Unless they're not. - It's your base of bitches. - Unless they're not. - Does it change? - I'm not a gravity, but butter braided pretzels? Are those like a higher tier? - No, those are the girls that throw on like the micro hug instead of the regular hug and they're like, "I'm so cool." (laughs) You know what I mean? Like, you're not still wear an hug, you know? - Oh my God. Jordan, what's up? - Crack my eggs. - So my girl snack is bell peppers and hummus. And then I also wanted to share that my boyfriend one night, he didn't know what to make for dinner and he said, and I quote, "I think I'm gonna have a girl dinner and it was the best thing I've ever heard was that come out of itself." - Yeah. - But people who eat bell peppers and hummus, you tell the same stories over and over and over again to people because you just, you're bland. - It's boring. - You're bland. - You be bland. - Don't you guys like, did you guys ever do potato chips or pretzels and fod? - What is fod? - French onion. - French onion dip. - Ooh, yummy. - Oh, y'all have to reach. You got acronyms and French onion dip. (laughs) - Oh. - I know, I know you're not buying the jar. It's like with the tote-toes. You're buying the one that's the refrigerator already in the deli section for it. - Lydia, are these two guys on the phone? Are these women? 'Cause we're talking- - We're going to participate. - Are you sure I want- - Wait, what are you talking to Neil? - Take Neil 'cause I agree with Neil. This is a new one for me. - Neil, this was supposed to be girl snacks, but you're Neil, what's up? (laughs) - Yeah, my mom got me stuck on this and it's Ritz Crackers, she's with two alls on top. - Oh, okay, not that. I just saw Ritz Crackers. - Please, Ritz Crackers. - That's called a hors d'oeuvre. - Right there. - You're the kind of person that puts on a knockoff and you're like, it's pretty close to the real thing. - It's Gucci. (laughs) - Ritz Crackers, by the way, are fantastic. - That's ugly on it. - Ritz Crackers, you can't just eat one of them. - Do you know? - One roll of them, you gotta eat five rolls. - They sell packages now of the mini rolls and they're so good. - Really? - Portioned out for ya, yeah. - Bill is our other also girl snack caller here. What's up, Bill? - Oh my God, Mojo, first I love you and I love Megan. - Oh. - We love you too. - Well, screw you, Bill. (laughs) - I have all my kids addicted to this show. Anyhow, listen, it's not what you eat as a snack, it's how you do it. For example, I love Cheez-Ex also, but I take one at a time, rub that salt on the tongue, swirl it around a little bit, use my teeth to break it in half, and dissolve one side, chew one side. - No, wait, I got it. - I don't know if I ate like that. - I thought I couldn't do guys that I can. You like to tie people up, don't you, Bill? (laughs) - That, by the way, sounded like the most sexual thing I've ever heard ever. - Right. - It's Jesus. - It's Jesus. - It's Jesus. - It's amazing. - That was unbelievable, Bill. - It's getting my Cheez-Ex and I rubbed the salt on my tongue. - Honestly, but we're all gonna think about Bill the next time we eat a Cheez-Ex. (laughs) - Oh my God. - Thanks, Bill. We appreciate you. - All right, I love you guys. - Love you. - What's up, Ashley? What's your girl snack? - Hi, so I have Viva snack, hands-down chips and salsa. - Love chips and salsa. - And then if you wanna spice it up, you could even do like chips and guac, or chips and guac. - Oh, yeah. - Oh, that's a little case. - Slice it up with guac. - Or green salsa, like guac. - Ooh, yes. - I like green salsa. - It's also Verde. - Yeah, it's also Verde. - All right, Ashley. Tell me if I'm right. You're the kind of girl that goes out for three drinks with your mom, friends, and you're like, "We get dressed tonight, baby!" - Honestly, three drinks with your mom. (laughs) - How did you know? - Hey, we love you. By the way, try Ann Arbor chips, if you've never had their Ann Arbor tortilla chips. They're the best, they're like ones that are made in Mexican restaurants. They're so good. What's up, Kyla? - Hi, good morning, guys. - Good morning. - So my snack is Teddy Graham Dip and Peanut Butter. - Yeah, and that's, dip 'em in your tortilla too. - Teddy Grahams. - Now look, I will say this. I used to have an answer in her name, PK, shot at PK. She used to bring me this thing called s'mos. You put Teddy Grahams in a sandwich bag with many marshmallows and like little chocolate chips. Oh my God, you trying to get the day started. (laughing) - Hold on a second, we gotta bring back. (laughing) Brandon, what's going on? - Not too much though, you know, I know we're talking about girl snacks, but guys' snacks should definitely be rice cakes and whipped cream cheese. - No! - I'm just saying, it's not gross. - Oh, the whipped cream cheese. - I like the whipped cream cheese, all right? - Come on. - No, all right. - Rice cakes and cream cheese, oh, hey. - Bro, let's try it. - Bro, I'm not gonna knock it, Brandon. - How did this guy get on our phone, this is all? - Oh, oh, it hurts. - No, people who eat rice cakes as a treat are the worst people that will land at Earth. They think they're better than everybody else, and they always have the worst things out. - 100%! - 100%! - It's horrible. - Dude, you do not-- - It's 4%! - Rice cakes, you eat 'cause you're on a diet. That's why you eat it, right? - You hate your snack. - I mean, accurate, yeah. - Well, thank you for the call. Thanks for a minute. We appreciate you, Brandon. What's up, Brittany? Hi. - Hi. - Hi, Brittany. - Doritos dipped in sour cream. - Oh! - No, I'm not a sour cream. - Doritos dipped in sour cream, you don't like that? - Yeah, we had it. - I'm not a sour cream. - Oh! - You don't ever dip, like do nachos with sour cream on the top in a big globes. - I don't have anything with sour cream. - Oh, you're also-- - Yeah, you definitely gotta try it. - That's very good. - No, you're unstable. - Yeah. - That sounds good. - Give it a try, Megan. - Absolutely not. It has dairy. - Oh, it does. It gives her a gas. - Worse. (laughing) I wish it only give me gas. - What's up, Kaylee? Hi. - Hi, good morning. - Good morning. - Potato chips, extra salty potato chips with the hell of a good French onion dip. - Oh, hell of a good. By the way, the-- - I have the-- - Ruffle, do you ever eat ruffle potato chips? - Ruffles go hard. - I do the lathe. - Okay, and are they rigid ones, but heavy, dude, like you said, like cattle chips, are we talking? - Yeah, the ruffles ones go hard. - Oh, no, just any salty potato chips, usually the lathe, and then it has to be hell of a good dip. No other brain. - Hell of a good. I feel nervous to run commercials for them all the time. All hell of a good. All right, well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. - Yeah. - What's up, jazz? - Hi, good morning, lowdown. - What's happening? - Just on my way home, you know, do the morning drop off. - I love it. Thanks for listening to us. We're talking about girl snacks. - Okay, so my girl snack, and actually, it was my mom's pregnancy craving with me, is barbecue chips and cottage cheese. - Oh! - That's interesting. I like cottage cheese. I never tried barbecue chips with it. - Yeah, you use the barbecue chip like a spoon. It's just a bath. It's super crunchy, super creamy. It's a bath thing ever. - I love cottage cheese. I'm a cottage cheese fanatic. I don't know why. - Yeah, cottage cheese is one of my favorite foods on the planet. - No, she watches WWE in Texas. (laughing) - Some of your insults, by the way, I gotta be honest with you. I'm dead on. - I'm pretty hated. - And then some of them, I'm like, wait, let's go back and look at your snack that you're eating. - Oh, I'll tell you what the trash yesterday is. You are absolute trash if you eat meat sticks. - No, he's loving it from there! - No, he's loving it. - No, he's loving it. - We're going trash. - No, he's loving it from there. - I love meat sticks. - Yeah, turkey turkey. - You don't like meat sticks? - Oh, I love them. It just makes you trash. - Oh, I got it. - As he does. - No. - It's okay. Don't get mad. - No. - Just accept it. - That's not bad. Lean into it. - Catching cheaters and proud of it. - Ow, I'm sorry. - Get your home for more than roses. - I'll know Joe in the morning. - Rema, who is it that you think is cheating? - My husband. - And tell us why you think that he's cheating. - Well, we own a couple of gas stations and they have liquor stores inside and me keeps fighting over sales because there's missing alcohol. And when I was watching the cameras, I see him just giving a woman bottles of alcohol. And he's been giving some of the alcohol away and is it to many people or to somebody specific? - No, just this one customer and she happens to be very flirty. She stays chatting with him for like 30, 40 minutes at a time. - And have you said anything to him? Like, why are you doing this? - I asked him where the inventory is going. I asked him if he's noticed we're missing anything and he keeps denying that he knows where any of this alcohol is. - But did you ask him about the woman on the video? - Not really, no, no. - Have you ever seen her in person? Have you ever went to the store and seen her there at all? - I did one time and it was like she quickly turned and exited immediately. And he- - Knowing that you were his wife or just that other people were there? - No, no, she seemed to know because if other people are there, she just casually is like standing around, kind of waiting, rolling her eyes a little bit. I was watching on camera and on two separate occasions, she just is kind of like standing around, laughing, talking, none of her other customers standing around in a gas station. - Okay. - Just talking and getting free alcohol. - All right, you have her phone number. How did you get that? - I have my wish. - Okay. And you want us to call him and her at the same time and do a three-way war of the roses? - Yeah. - All right, I need you to mute your phone so that we can call- so we can call without them knowing that you're on the phone. - Okay, I'm nervous about this, but I don't know how it's gonna go, but this is something I've never done. - The best thing that you can do, the best thing you can do, Rama, is to stay muted for as long as you can. 'Cause the longer we can keep them talking, the more information we can get. - So mute your phone, okay? - Okay. - War of the Roses. (phone ringing) - Hello? - Hello? - Hello? - Yeah, who's this? - Who's this? - Melanie? - Joseph. - Oh. - Whoops. - Weird. - Must have passed out. What are you up to? - I am trying to apply as well to her and it's not going very well. What are you doing? - I'm just hanging out, shawking, you know. - Sorry. What do you have going on after work? - I have too much today. It's just working for mine today. - Okay. - Are you okay if I can use it, eh? - Yeah. - No, no, I am not (beep) okay. Would you coming into my store? (beep) Getting my inventory, talking with my husband. (beep) no. (beep) - Let's say something. Melanie, it's remark. - Hi. - Yeah, nothing to say now, huh? - Real quick, I'm going to jump on here right now because this is actually the mojo in the morning show. And we're calling to do the war of the roses. And we're just trying to find out what's going on between the two of you guys. And they both, well, you probably shouldn't have jumped on. That was probably, you probably should have not said anything 'cause we really didn't get much information. - I mean. - So it's my fault. - Well, no, it's not your fault, but I think that's why you mute your phone so that we can hear more of their conversation with each other. - Well, what do you guys think from what you heard? - I don't know if I heard anything other than the fact that she likes to hang out with him at the store. - Which is enough for me. - Well, thank you. - Why don't we do this? Why don't we see what the listeners think of this? And let's see if we can try to call those guys back. - Okay. - This is the home of War of the Roses. - I absolutely love it. - Mojo in the morning. (upbeat music) - Join the discussion now. 844 Mojo Live. - 844-665-6548. - This is Mojo in the morning. (upbeat music) - Mojo in the morning. A wife. Here's her husband talking to another woman. But was there cheating there? Chris wants to comment on the War of the Roses three-way, what's up, Chris? - Hey, what's going down? - Nothing much. How are you? - I'm well, I'm disturbed. Mojo, I got nothin' out my laundry. I'm gonna talk to your people real quick. And then I'm gonna talk to the lady that just supposedly confirmed everything that she had already known. All right, so the people contact you guys to get this taken care of for them. And then they jump in and interrupt it after the conversation that you guys had with her before the phone call was made. Now, all the lady did was confirm something that she already knew. And if she was, I've said about that enough to jump in and interrupt, she should have been an upset about that enough to handle it without you guys having the waste your time. You're not getting anything taken care of. - She was, yeah, she's an emotional lady. We don't have technology, by the way, to be able to mute. Like, that's why I say you have to mute your phone. - Yeah. - And it's trust. People always get so angry. Why did she jump on? And that was the bummer. But do you think that she got enough to confirm this? - I think she got enough to confirm which she already knows. Now, the way that they were talking to each other, they have a very strong comfort level. They're obviously comfortable hanging out. So I think that that would be enough from, if the trust is gone, there's no relationship. - Right. - So, you know what it is. - Chris, thank you. I appreciate you so much. Thanks for addressing both issues with us. - All the rest of the module in the morning, family. You know what it is. Hey, hey! (all laughing) - Wendy, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning War of the Roses. Hi. Good morning, how are you? - We're doing okay. What are your thoughts, Wendy? - Well, I don't know if you heard him say, but when he was talking to her, he was like, oh, I must have butt dialed you. So they have each other's phone number. They're hanging out at the store. They definitely have been hooking up or whatever, but it's completely inappropriate. Like why does he have her phone number? So yes, he's cheating. - And I don't think you needed to let him talk that much more. - Sometimes though-- - You look like-- - And just to be devil's advocate in this one, 'cause I don't know where I stand in this one. But sometimes if you are the owner of a store, and I've had this happen with, you know, my buddy, Louis Yaldo, who owns the brass mug, you give your phone number to them saying, "Hey, if you get something in, call me," or whatever. And now I'm not saying that that's the case, because Louis and I are having an affair. But what I'm saying is that sometimes you do. Like, do you ever do that? You guys have a store or something? - Yes, yes. - And they'll call you up. - Yes. - There are several industries where sales or personal trainers, where you build relationships with your clientele and you're in a business where it's because of who you are as a person and the relationships you built, that you have this personal connection and relationship. Where it goes wrong is the type of conversation they were having. - Exactly, exactly. - That crossed the line from professionalism to something more personal, yeah. - I know, I still don't think you give your phone number out though, like, I've never given my phone number out to anybody, and especially with like email or texting, blast that they always do. You know you get updates about sales or whatever. I still know. I'm with Rima. - Thank you for the call. - They are inappropriate and angry. - Al, what's up? You can call me Al. - Yes. - Hi. - Hi, Al. - Good morning. - By the way, do you even know the reference? - Al, nobody asks that. Nobody asks how we're doing. That's really nice. - Oh, nice. - Seriously, Al, thanks. - You know why? - Oh, you're a wall. - 'Cause I don't care. - He's a kind person. - Al, do you even know the reference? You can call me Al. You don't know that reference, do you? - You gotta play it now. - Oh yeah, I know that song. - You know that song? - Oh yeah. - I love this song. - That song makes me happy just when I just start hearing it begin my dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang, dang. - All right, enough of that. Go ahead. - The lady seemed more worried about the inventory than her husband, Jesus. (laughing) She referenced that prior to the call and then after the call. - That's money, though. - She never addressed that. She never addressed the husband. She only talked to the woman. They should jump in real soon. So it's like if she didn't hear her husband admit anything, he's gonna be the innocent one 'cause no matter what he's gonna tell her, she's probably gonna go for it anyway. 'Cause she jumped in with the three to five seconds during the conversation. She should have ganged it much longer after she hadn't specifically told her, "Wait as long as you can before jumping in." But she only references the inventory. That's it. - Wait, isn't it interesting, though? How would that make you feel as her husband? - At one point, you thought she was worried about you cheating and losing the relationship. Now she's just worried about this woman getting too much Tito's or something, you know? - The bottom one. - Exactly, and he giving it to her, so surprise him on it. Not her. - Yeah, thank you, Al. - You're welcome, have a good day, guys. ♪ My man walks down the street ♪ ♪ He says, why am I soft in the middle now? ♪ ♪ Why am I soft in the middle now? ♪ ♪ Rest of my life is so hard ♪ ♪ I need a photo opportunity ♪ ♪ I want a shot of redemption ♪ ♪ No more to end up a cartoon ♪ ♪ In a cartoon graveyard ♪ - Bone digger, bone digger, right? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - What's soft in the middle, man? - I'm gonna be doing some weight. - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah. - Mm, okay. (laughs) - Pillsbury, tell me. - I had a different thought, but-- - Oh. - Oh, Jordan, what's up? - Oh, oh, oh. - Good morning. How are you guys? - We're good, what's going on? - So, I would have loved to have heard more of that conversation. I don't think that they're cheating, but I don't think that the husband is innocent either. And I don't think he's cheating because when they answered the phone, they didn't readily recognize each other's voices on the phone. So, if you're having a relationship with somebody you know who's calling. Second of all, she asked if she could come into the store today, later to see him. She didn't talk about like, "Let's meet up after you get done with working." He even said, "I only work until nine o'clock." But I think that Reap probably figured this out. I think eventually it would have led to an affair. I mean, he has certainly crossed the line between business owner and patron by giving her free alcohol and she clearly hangs out with him at work. Completely unprofessional and inappropriate and crossed the line. So, I don't think that they're having an affair yet, but I think it was headed that way. - Yeah. Why are you asking permission to come into the store now? You think it's just to get free alcohol? Like, is that why she's asking to, "It's nine o'clock good for me to come back and get alcohol?" It seems like she's coming back for a reason beyond death. - Kind of to say, "Come in at nine o'clock." - I'm just using that as a, you know, Kevin brings up a really interesting point. Yeah, why do you, if you are a regular customer, you just show up at the store and it's like, "Hey, you know, it's like everybody knows who you are." - Kind of to your point, though, Moser, when you have a relationship with a sales rep, or whatever, the owner, whatever, are you going to be there? 'Cause if you're the one giving me the deal, if I show up and ask somebody else for it, might not work out. - Or maybe she wanted to sit and talk with him when he was working by himself. I mean, who knows? Like I said, more of that compensation. - Yeah, interesting points of view. I mean, listen, there's many people, majority saying, "Oh, we got a cheater here." And then there are a pretty good amount of people that are saying, "Hey, you know, "this could just be a friendly guy, you know? "What's up, Allie?" - Hi, how are you guys? - Good, what's going on? - So my opinion was that if I was Rema's husband, with that attitude, I wouldn't want to hang around for either. - Oh, geez. - No, come on. - Especially with the attitude she gave you guys, and she was like, "Oh, it's my fault. "That's a call with that." It's not a fun environment to be in. - But she's also in a not fun environment thinking that she could possibly be being cheated on. You know, like she's in a high stress situation too. - Allie, by the way, is this is Allie, your version of, she deserved to be cheated on if she's got an attitude like that. - Kinda, I mean, she's not respecting her partner. - Yeah, and she didn't respect us. Mojo in the morning show. She unmuted her phone. - Cool. - How dare she? - Allie. - Oh. - Bone digger, bone. (laughing) - Something in the middle. - All right, thank you, Allie, for the call. I appreciate it. - Thank you. - Comments right now, you can, of course, listen back to the podcast too. The podcast is up. We want to hear the war of the roses, where Rema thinks that her husband is cheating. Go check it out. - The home of the second date update. - We're back showdown. - War of the roses. This is Mojo in the morning. (gun firing) - Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. - All right, Shannon with the dirty on the 30. What's going on, Shannon? - Well, Kelly Stafford is now offering an apology to somebody. Do you guys remember? - Her husband? - Well, no, but she was on that podcast with Caitlyn Bristow from Bachelor Nation a couple of days ago, and she was telling this story about the guy who was Matthew Stafford's backup quarterback during their time at the University of Georgia, and how she shared the story that she dated him during college to make her now husband jealous. - Wasn't that cute of a relationship at first. I hated him, I loved him. I dated the backup to piss him off, which worked for me. - Oh, yes. - He was like, that'll do it. He was the bad boy too, like Matthew's so sweet and Southern gentleman and all of a sudden, and the backup was the complete opposite. - Yeah, so sharing a photo of Joe Cox, that's the backup quarterback's name, and his now wife Erica and their three kids, Kelly wrote on her Instagram stories. I am so sorry for the media storm that happened last week and made its way into your lives. You have zero involvement in what I spoke about, and she said she actually looked up to Joe and Erica at UGA because she said you were the couple that everyone thinks Matthew and I was. Y'all were the UGA QB and cheerleader that met and never let go. - She needs to apologize to Matthew. - Well, she did say something about Matthew. She said she does not regret sharing that story or how dating him led her to marrying Matthew. In fact, she said in a separate post, it was 16 years ago, and if you asked Matthew and I if we would change anything back then, nope. - Yeah. Being in a relationship and being on this show has taught me that even though things are true, they don't need to be said. (laughing) - That's not by you. (laughing) I think, Kevin and I had this conversation in an offer, but I think that that's a hurtful thing to have come back up in your life and just because you're on a podcast doesn't mean you have to necessarily bring it up. And I think sometimes we look too much for sound bites and not for a person's feelings. And I've done the same thing too, Kev. I've said stuff on the air thinking, oh, this is gonna be shocking and crazy, not realizing that it's gonna hurt my wife's feelings. - Well, and not even your current partner, but also the person that you're talking about in this story. - Yeah, talking about another person. - Right, and their family. - Yeah. - The Los Angeles Lakers decided against using their 2024 first round pick to draft Bronnie James. LeBron's eldest son was, am I wrong in saying this? No, but entirely last night? - No, you're not right, I said. - Okay, so instead of drafting Bronnie as the 17th overall pick, the Lakers selected Doulton Neck to out of Tennessee. - Baller. - So LA's move in the draft will certainly be interesting to analyze over the next couple of days. Because LeBron still has, until Saturday, to ponder over that $51.4 million player option in his current deal. And LA, the Lakers are committed to re-signing him. They're willing to offer him the full three-year max contract of $162 million, he is eligible for this summer, but he only wants to play where Bronnie plays, is that right? - I think earlier in the year, and Bron is getting up into his elder years, he's always had a dream of playing with his son, and he made the mention how wherever Bronnie goes, I'll follow. To your point, he has, or I don't know if officially, but he plans to opt out of his contract, snatch up the three-year 160. The Lakers do have another pick, I think they're picking at 55, the second day of the draft starts today. But Bronnie, talent-wise, he's not a first-rounder, so this wasn't shocking, we'll see what happens. - Yesterday, Paris Hilton urging Congress to make changes in our nation's child welfare system, this is her describing her time as a teenager in various boarding schools, listen to this. - When I was 16 years old, I was ripped from my bed in the middle of the night and transported across state lines to the first of four youth residential treatment facilities. These programs promised healing, growth, and support, but instead did not allow me to speak, move freely, or even look out a window for two years. I was forced by medications and sexually abused by the staff. I was violently restrained and dragged down hallways, stripped naked, and thrown into solitary confinement. My parents were completely deceived, lied to, and manipulated by this for-profit industry about the inhumane treatment I was experiencing. - So what she's trying to do is get greater protection for the kids who are in the care of these bootcams, boarding schools, juvenile justice facilities, behavior modification programs, which was her. - You okay over there? - It's all part of the stop- - You've got to cough. - Institutional, child abuse act. - You got to dry mouth, there's water in here. - I have one. - I got one. You want water out of the fridge? I'll sell you. - I'll sell you. - You're missing a Huk-twa story. Hurry up. - No, no, no, no. - You got, don't Huk-two out of here. (laughing) - Two. - Okay, so the phrase Huk-twa, I don't know how you haven't heard of it by now. - You gotta give him that Huk-two and spend all that night. - You get it? - That's Hailey Welch in that video, and she made internet history back on June 11th during an interview with content creators Tim and DTV by making that comment, which has now gone massively viral. Well, there is a company, they're actually family friends of Hailey Welch's family, called Huk-twa Fathead Threads. They're based out of Tennessee. They have already raked in thousands of dollars from hats and t-shirts and stickers with Huk-twa on it. They're the only company that is allowed to do this, but they say that Hailey is overwhelmed by the attention. She has requested that this company not share any personal details about her or feeds her face on the merch. And I know a story went around, but I saw it on TMZ that she had signed with that big Hollywood mega talent agency, UTA. - Yeah. - It's not true, but. - I think that this, first off, I think she's a lady. And I do think that every woman that is listening to this understand your guy wants a Huk-two girl. - Wifey material. - That is wifey material. But I do want to say this. I do want to go on record to say that she has taken the world by storm, and if she can cash in on this, she deserves every frickin' bit of this thing. Because being out there like that, could you imagine being the father of this girl? - I was interested, could you imagine being her dad, or her mom? - If I were her mom, I would be dying. - That's my girl, can everybody know? - I don't care how much money she's making, and it's not worth it. - She hasn't come out and said, "Hey, this is me." I don't think she wants to be-- - She doesn't. - Oh, no. - She doesn't. - I want to say I saw a picture with her dressed in this merchandise. - Yeah. - Like you did. - Like with her thumbs up. - Yeah, like, well, here's the thing that's interesting with her is that she is now gonna be making public appearances, and also on shows like The Jimmy Kimmel Live Show, and you know-- - Is she? - At Barstool. Oh yeah, she's gonna be all over the place. Last night-- - She just spit on her shoulder. - During a baseball game. - She's sitting there and went to spit, a little humid out, I guess, and mouth getting a little bit tried. I'm quite clear of his arm and just landed right on the shoulder. - Hot tour. - Dude, the dude who was telling the news story about tonight's debate needed that. So bad. The worst drive-off. - Could you imagine, wait, could you imagine if during the debate tonight, Jake Tapper says-- - Oh my god. - President Biden, can you please give us your thoughts on the Hock Toa girl? (laughs) Oh my god. - All right, catch up on all of today's 30, or this week's dirty by checking out the free I-Heart video app, or Mojo in the morning. - The week's not over, Shannon. We got one more day left. - I see! - Land in the free. - Oh my god. - Toa. - Hot. (laughs) - We like-- - Get on it! - This is Mojo in the morning. - Tony got deep voice guy to say that. I think that's the best. - Celebrity dirt. - Directly from the source. - It's Mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. (dramatic music) - Mojo in the morning show, follow us on all of our social media, and you can actually watch what happens behind the scenes on the show. It's always good to check out our TikTok for all of the War of the Roses, as well as see some things that happen behind the scenes on the show by following us on Instagram, Facebook, whatever you want. Go get it, plus sharing stories with some of the big stuff that's going on. You can check that out on X or Twitter, or whatever you call it these days. It's Mojo in the morning show, follow us, please, and then please do us a favor, share us. I was actually having a conversation with very good friend, Brad Galley, over at-- - Yeah. - Channel seven, WXYZ. - Yeah, I love that guy. He did a really, really cool thing yesterday for that Rocket Mortgage Classic, where he followed me and my son, and Gary Woodland, who is the amazing US Open champ and Rocket Mortgage Classic contender this weekend, and he followed us around, and Brad said, you guys know that when your show is featured or is posted on this, it always makes my social media blow up. And I think Brad does the best social media, and if you don't follow the guy, go follow that guy, 'cause first off, he's one of our favorite people, but his social, he breaks stories, like this morning he broke the story, there was a hole in one at-- - Yeah. - Can I have a mortgage classic? Yes. - Don't you have to buy everybody competing a drink? - I think that it's free drinks for every, I don't know if they do that. Do they do that for pro matches, too? - I don't know, I'm no muggle. - Did he want a car? - The guy would, no, I don't think it's like a charity event or something like that, where the charity events happen, but yeah. - What's the point then? - Guy got a hole in one. - Nicholas Shea, I think, or is that the night? - Nicholas Shea, that's 19, two, three, no. - My argument is that. - No, I don't know, I don't know, here, we're golfing in the afternoon. - Oh, this is here, here's Brad, where's Brad at? Hold on, I am. Honestly, I hope nobody has, like, any, like, glass windows that they didn't like, or, and I got my son with me. - How's he doing so far? - You know, he hits fairways, I won't lie. - See? - He doesn't hit it far, but he hits fairways. - Yeah, you got your kid lying for you on TV. - I do, hold on, ask a pro, where's Gary? - I know. - I'm coming up. - All right, good, get him, get him up here. - Gary, will you tell him how good I am? - Unbelievable. - That's right. - What do you say it? - Unbelievable. - Really? - Yeah. - U.S. Open winner, and you said this guy's unbelievable. - Unbelievable, nice par for Birdie on the last. Am I like, am I the John? - It might have been, might have been a bogey for Birdie, but we're not gonna say it was a bird. - It was amazing to get to play with this guy, who literally, over a year ago, it was right after the Masters of last year, 2023 Masters, the guy started not feeling well. He was in Mexico for a, another tournament, and he woke up in the middle of the night with crazy anxiety, called his wife, didn't know what it was, then got home, still had it, still had it. He had a tumor that was sitting on his brain, and it's the portion of the brain that controls your fear and your anxiety, and eventually had to have a hole cut in his brain to pull the tumor out, and he's back playing golf right now. It's crazy, and the entire time we're doing this and I'm walking 18 holes, I'm like, my feet are killing me. (laughing) I'm like, this guy not even gonna play, he actually at the end of the thing. Guys, you know who sports athletes get excited when you tell 'em that you're gonna go on Draft Kings and put money on 'em. - Do you tell 'em that? - I tell 'em, I said, I'm putting money on you this weekend. I'm throwing my, he got so excited. Like he said, 'cause you know what it means, it means I'm rooting for it. It's like owning your jersey nowadays. - What are his odds? - He's one of the favors, yeah, because he and Ricky Fowler are the two best golfers in the entire tournament. - Can I ask a super dumb question? 'Cause I don't do sports betting, like I like Fandall, but I don't do the sports betting part. They don't, like the players don't get any kickback from people betting 'em, right? - No, they can't. Otherwise it would be-- - When people bet on them. - Yeah. - Sorry, no question, I'm just thinking about that. - No, but I didn't know. - Just like, you know, it's almost kind of, and there's gonna be a point in sports though. There's gonna be a kind of point in sports where people are gonna sit there and say, why are teams and players not getting a piece of the action, you know what I mean? - I mean, rightfully so. I mean, you look at Little Seizes Arena and half, or they created a courtside section, knocked out a bunch of seats to create these suites. And the title sponsor is Bed River Sportsbook. - Yeah. - The average size I get and pay, everybody's getting paid, but the players. - Yeah. - It's like college. - Well, and it's gonna become one of those things, right? I wonder if it can, in college with these, you know, NIL deals and stuff, can the players be sponsored by a Draft Kings or a Fandal or any of those things, or is that legal, I don't know if that's legal. - Ooh, I never understood why they couldn't get on themselves as a win. - That never made sense to me. - That doesn't make sense to me either. - Yeah. - 'Cause of course you're gonna bet on yourself to win. - You cannot bet on yourself to win or to lose. - To lose, I get to lose, yeah. - But I think that they're, I think that they just, they don't wanna have you dip your hand into that awful, dirty pool. 'Cause it's, there's some, 'cause here's the deal. If you're betting on yourself sometimes to win, you might bet on yourself to lose. - That's the same. - And they wanna be able to, you know, 'cause they track these guys. Who is the Lions of, what's the receiver's name? - Jameson Williams. - Jameson Williams, yeah. You gotta suspend. - I guess it's the same as like, we can't give our show ratings. - Yes. - If you don't understand how our show gets rated, we can't carry around that little beeper thing. - But that affects the win. - Yeah. - And betting doesn't affect the win. - Yeah, I got it. - Technically, I can bet for NBA or WNBA. - 'Cause you work for your employees. - Yeah. And they also tell you that they have this rule called tipping, where because I have access where I can see pregame and like locker room and like, quote unquote behind the scenes, I can say, oh man, Kate is looking good in pregame warmups. Shannon bet the over on his points. Like, I can't tip off anybody of either direction or if a player's not gonna play, it's probably even more- - Or like he's arguing with his girlfriend. So how's that gonna affect his mind in the game? Like, you can't do anything. - So you can't bet? - I can't bet, nah, I can't do none of that. - Wow, because you work for the Pistons. - Yeah. - You can't bet on WNBA. - I can't bet. I can bet football, I can bet any sport outside of WNBA and NBA. - 'Cause you work for the NBA. Wow. - Interesting. - Rob, what's up, Rob? - Good morning, first time caller longer. - Yeah. (laughing) - Rob's on the phone. What's going on, buddy? - Not much, heading to work. - Appreciate you for listening to us hard work in man. What's going on? What can we do for you? What are you calling for? - I was just commenting that you definitely can't do kickbacks 'cause it'll eventually sway the winning and losing because eventually the money will get big enough to where somebody will go, "Yeah, I'll throw a game for that." - Yes, and that's where it becomes bad, you know? Becomes dirty. - I watch enough of those game shows where it's like split or steal. And I promise I'll split the money with you and then they steal it. - Yeah, I kind of like that stuff too and it would be interesting if we, like I'd like to bet on who's, the stupidest bets, like who would be the, you know, the player that will, you know, fake an injury, you know what I mean? Like, wouldn't it? - That would be cool to have extra curricular bets, yes. - Going all the time, yeah. - They've got to have that in soccer. - Which player's wife is going to find out that his mistress is also sitting in her section again? (laughing) You know, stuff like that. - That's awesome. - All right, buddy, I'll talk to you soon. - Thank you, have a good day. - Bye. Mojo in the morning. I got to tell you guys what happened. I had to return Luke's lease on his car. So it went back last week. And when I dropped it back off at the dealership to return it, I had to Uber my way back home because Chelsea was out of town and Luke was with his girlfriend out of town too, like they were in Kalamazoo or something like that. So I needed to get an Uber to pick me up at the dealership, which was in Clarkson. So I Uber'd home and I'm going to title this right now, the Uber from hell. All right, and I want you guys to think of this. Think of the worst Uber that you have ever been in or Lyft or whatever it is. And I want you to call up and tell us what made it the worst because mine had a few things. Number one was it was one of the days that we had that '98 or something feel temperature, like it was really humid and hot. - Yes. - And I got in the car and the car setting was at like 72 degrees and it felt like it was 105. If she had air conditioning, it had like no freon in it. And this is the weirdest part. Can somebody explain this to me? On Uber, if you go Uber, you can choose what is it, what is it? - The XM Uber X. Yeah, Uber X, which is like basic, more basic, Uber XL, which is basic, big. I chose. - It's a big comfort. - I chose, they have comfort. I chose premiere. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - I did, I know. - Wow. - I know a little bit. - So it's always like a nicer black car, right? - I, well, that's what I thought I was getting. - My thing. - I thought I was getting. - Oh, good, for you. - 20. - I thought I was, I thought I was getting a nicer car. Like I thought, okay, and the reason I did is I live about 50 or 40 minutes from the dealership, okay? With traffic and all that. And I'm thinking to myself, you know what? I want, it was a hot day. I don't want to sit in. 'Cause one time I actually took an Uber from my house to the mechanic shop that's up in Kego Harbor. That's only like 10 minutes away. And I literally felt like I got into somebody's Vespa. Like that's how small this car was. It was so- - Who I know they bet. - Yeah, exactly. It's like, I felt like it was dumb and dumber, you know? It's time. So the car pulls up and this car was not a very premier kind of car. No offense to anybody, but it was like one, with the smallest Jeep Cherokee that they have, you know, the one that's like the little baby Jeep. It was like a baby Jeep Cherokee from like 1999 or something like that, all right? So get into the back of the car, I'm okay. The heat is there. And I've got like this horrible migraine that's going on at the same time because this woman's perfume was very, very hard. - Oh, I cannot do the kilometer perfume. - She had, she had this perfume on. I felt like I had a dozen roses sent to me by rosesbloom.com at that moment. It was like the worst. And then last but definitely not least, and please no offense to anybody that loves listening to the gospel music. She had gospel music on 12. I mean, it was not even on 10. It was on, I mean, it was like turned up all the freaking way on her. And she's listening to some gospel book, you know, whatever the heck it is, huh? (laughing) - It was your sign from Jesus. - And at one point, I'm like, the speaker is right in my ear. Like I'm sitting in the back seat, like right in my ear with a speaker. And I'm like, God, I want to just tell her to please just turn it down a little bit. So I pretend that I'm gonna get on my phone to make a phone call. I can't even talk to her. It's so loud. She can't hear that I'm trying to say, "Hey, I want to make a phone call." Is it okay if you turn it down? So the entire ride home, and it was a 42-minute ride home, I knew exactly 'cause I was timing it. - It's getting shorter, everything. - It's hot, it's smelly, and it is extremely uncomfortably loud in this car. I want to know from you guys, do I have every right in the world to just jump out in the middle of traffic off of Sashoban Road? - I did that. I did that a couple of months ago. I was with Lucy, we got out of the Uber. It was so bad. Yeah, I was with Luz, to be fair, we were in New York City, so it's not like we were in the middle of nowhere to get out, but it smelled so bad. - What did it smell like? - Like it honestly smelled like garbage mixed with somebody who, and it wasn't even BIO, but you know when somebody just smells unclean? Like there's a very distinct scent. It was that and like garbage, and it was so, so, so strong, and Lucy kept looking at me, and she was like, - And I finally, I thought I was going to throw up, and so I just said, you know what, we're just going to, we're going to actually stop right here and get out right here. And we got out and got another Uber to go back to our hotel. - How long are your kids going to call you mama? - I hope forever. - And Luz is going to be 20 years old, and you're going to be loop-saving. - I still call my mama. - Do you say mama? - Yeah. - Oh my God. - I hope they call you Shannon. - Wow, great math, they do. - Shannon. - I would get out of the car, if I-- - I had you, I'm not joking. - If it wasn't that we were in the Metro Detroit area, they have, we have the worst Ubers in this town. You don't even know if you're going to get an Uber. That's how bad. - That is true, it'll tell you six minutes, and like 36 minutes later, you're Uber. - I never had that problem. - Oh, it's the worst. Terry, what's going on? How you doing? - Terry's good. I just got back from Florida when he was an Uber. - Yeah. - And they had a heat on, and it was blasting. - Wait, in Florida? We could catch in Florida in June when we could catch our breath to ask if he could turn it down. He goes, "Oh, I'm sorry, I was a little chilly." - Oh my God, Florida never is cold enough to put your heat on in your car. - No, never. - We started to get out immediately, 'cause that's a serial killer. - Yeah, he was, he was trying to just wear you down. Yeah, let's get you out. Yeah, question for you on this one. Let me ask you this, Terry. There's a list of the 10 most common complaints for Uber drivers. Some of these ones are interesting, like a late driver, unprofessional, too talkative. Would you be upset with a too talkative driver? - Yeah, that'd be annoying. - Ah, a little bit, yeah, you gotta read the crowd. - How about inappropriate music, playing music with a bunch of profanity on it? (humming) - Nah, that doesn't bother me too much, but too loud, yeah. - All right, here's one, another one. The distracted driver that's talking the entire time and not looking at the road. - Oh, no, 'cause I do that. (laughing) - I like that. - You'd be okay with that. I like it. - You know what I hate? - What? - I don't want my Uber driver to stop for gas. Like, you should've got gas before you got me. - Oh, Marie, that's scary. - That should be against Uber policy. - That should be against Uber policy. I don't care how low you are. I know you wanna get the fare. - Yeah. - That's why you're doing it, but like, go get your gas, man. - Do you think that they're doing it 'cause they want you to pay for the gas? - Oh, hell no, I don't know, they never-- - Really? - A party? - Conversation. - Oh, get out. - I'm already paying for the car. Have you ever had an Uber driver that tried to go through like a drive-through and get their own food? - Never. - Okay, me something. - Exactly, now if we get, if we at Culver's, you trying to eat a little vanilla cream. - Have you guys ever had a rich Uber driver? - Yes. - What? - I had a girl that rolled up in a, I'm talking brand spanking new Porsche SUV. - Oh my god. - One time. - Jaguar. - And dressed very nice and had like a designer bet. And I was like, I am so close. - Is that how she afforded the car? - And if so, amazing for her. I just did not expect, I didn't expect that at all. - That's what I was hoping for when I did premiere instead. I got-- - Which I don't do premiere. I do whatever is the cheapest. - What's up, Cody, hi. - Hey guys, how you guys doing? - Good, what's going on? - Good, I was working in New York, flew into New York. For there, I used Uber Black for it just so I know I could have a good guy. And had to go from Jersey, Newark airport to New York. And after he accepts it, calls me and says, why do I want to go to New York? Why do you want to go to New York? I tell him I have a job. He says, well, I'm not going to New York and climb my ride. - Wait, the guy's trying to talk you out of your destination. - Yes, 100%. - That's nuts. - Then he accepted it so it took you off of the playing field for all the other drivers. - 100%. And then I had to re-find another driver to go. And now I'm just wondering, am I going to find anybody to get me ready to go? - That's crazy. The guy didn't want to drive you so he did that. Wait, read through some of the texts that didn't pick up the phone, Lydia. What are some of the ones that you liked so much? - No, I like this one that says it's not always the Uber and Lyft driver that smells dead one time. I almost threw up because a couple passengers smell bad. - Oh my God. - I can imagine. - Yeah, I bet that's got to be crazy. - Some Uber's do be stinking though, though. Like, let's not, let's not pretend. I've been in some stank ass Uber so far. - I've never got out because I got to go where I got to go. You know what I'm saying? You kind of just hold it. - You ever have an Uber driver that farted the entire time? - Never. - Chelsea had, when she told me this story, she said, she had the Uber driver that literally was farting the entire time she felt like she was driving with me. She's like, you know what, it was so bad. - I get so angry when I can tell they Uber and they like Uber eats. - Yeah. - And you just did a food delivery and your car smells amazing but there's no food in the car. Oh, I'm so angry. - Hold on, Micaia is an Uber driver and you had the smelly passenger? - Yeah, it was a couple. They got in the car, they smelled so bad. Like, I had to pull over, I grew up in everything and it was like, wow, oh my God. Like, I just canceled the ride. I thought when they had to get out, it was terrible. - I always love to know what they smell like that you think smells so bad. - It was like a mix between like urine and garbage. - Oh my God. - Yeah. - Yeah. - That was crazy. Matt, what happened to your Uber driver? - You got arrested. - No. - While you were in the car with him? (laughing) - By Uber driver, I was in Nashville and I was going downtown Nashville and he got pulled over and he had to work out first of us. (laughing) - That's crazy. - So I was just sitting in the back like, what do I do now? (laughing) - How did you get to where you needed to be? - I have to call Uber. - Nah. - I don't know if my driver got arrested. (laughing) - You should have jumped in the back of the police car with him. You got a free ride. Oh my God. That's amazing. - The police got to drop you off, Matt. - That's right. - Hey. - Excuse me. Can I sit in the front seat, please? - Morning. Members of this show have been arrested. - She is not convicted. - Mojo. - Mojo in the morning. (dramatic music) Mojo in the morning show. Phone number's 844-Mojo-Live. Our text line is 95500. And if you do text us, know this. Lydia will call you to go on the radio. She wants you to come on the air with us and say, "Hey." - So pick up your phone, please. - Yeah, don't just text and then ghost her. It's like a second date update. But with just dark callers that are just texting us and good comments, we want to hear your voice. So make sure you pick up your phone like Lydia just said. All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. So Shannon, you just had a conversation with one of your friends and you realized that there's kind of a pattern that is going on that you wanted to call out. - Yeah, so I have a really, really great guy friend. He's like my best guy friend. His name's Mikey. And we were talking yesterday and just catching up. And I don't even know how we got on the subject of like our old girlfriends and boyfriends. And we were just laughing so hard at some of the people that we both dated. By the way, him and I never, ever dated. That just, he's like. - 'Cause his name was super fat. Mikey back in the day, I remember. - Like my brother, but just to clarify that point. But he noticed a pattern with me. He said, "Pretty much every guy that I dated and broke up with post college 'cause that's when I met Mikey. So any guy that he like knew that I dated got super rich after we broke up. - Wow, we got that magic. - And so I'm thinking about it. And I'm like, right from this one. - Yep, he's pretty much right. And he's like, what is it about you? Like as soon as they would break up with you, all of a sudden it's like they fall into a million bajillion dollars. - Listen, I know you're married, but if you're a good friend, you'll date me. (laughing) - You got that stimulus package. - And then we were laughing because for him, he goes to the three girls that he dated prior to his wife all either turned gay or returned to the AA. (laughing) - I had to have the one talk. I broke up with a girl and she was like, I'm gay now, I can't date another man 'cause I'm still in love with you. - Oh, did that make you feel good? - A little bit. By the way, that is interesting. There's a pattern of what they end up doing, okay. Which one would be the one that would be harder to deal with? The fact that you turned them gay or that they're now rich? I think the rich one would be the harder one to deal with. Be like, what the hell? BS, crap. 8-4-4-4-mojo life. (laughing) No comments, uh-oh. Wait, did you tell Wes you were having this conversation? Because Wes, you are gonna be rich. - You are gonna be rich, yeah. - Is that with me? - If you knew, this is one of those, like, okay, if this had to happen, would you be willing to give up this? Like, thinking-- - No. - Well, I'm not saying I would not let you answer it because it's-- - He better say no. - But if you, could you imagine, could you imagine that whole thing though? Like where that happens? The guys that I've known over time that girls have become gay or decided that they're gonna be with girls, it doesn't affect them that much. But it's interesting that there are some people that I know that would get affected by that, you know? - Yeah. - On a less serious note, I wanna know what has been the pattern in yours. 8-4-4-mojo life, 8-4-4-6-6-5-6-5-4-8. When you have split up with a relationship over time, do they all do something else? Like, do they start dating ugly or better looking? Or start dating? Wait, what about this? This is one too. I had a buddy of mine broke up with, or his girlfriend broke up with him for a big athlete black dude. And he was like, man, I felt so insignificant. (laughing) It was like, I felt like I had the littlest penis ever. - He couldn't watch the sport anymore. - No, he was horrible. Actually, I swear to God, that's actually not even being joking at all. Guy was a big old six foot eight basketball player. - I hate basketball. - Yeah, a guy played for Oakland U. He was a guy playing where he was like, I can't even watch college basketball anymore. Screw the grislies. Mojo on the morning, Miss Fit. One leg is on the phone with us. What's up, one leg? - Good morning, family. - What's going on? Shannon's pattern is when she no longer is in a relationship with the guy, they all of a sudden become rich. What's yours? - Not any relationship with it. Well, I don't stay with the chick because they ended up having friends in their top dresser drawers. - Oh, oh, wait. (laughing) - They have sex toys. They're sex toys. - No, we don't. I know what he's being. - I don't like the most obvious reference. - Why do you, where are you? - They suddenly all of a sudden become more interested in their top dresser door buddies. - Yeah, they don't talk so much. - Oh. - Oh, okay. - Oh, yeah. Yeah. If I was a woman with the sex toys that women have for them, I would not be in a relationship with a smelly, obnoxious guy. I would just get as many sex toys as possible. - I mean, we gotta have some toys out there, too. - I don't think that there's toys for guys like there are toys for girls. - I've heard the flashlight. - Yeah, gross. - I can't say that I'm sorry. - There's no way. Now, you can say it's fleshly. Yeah, they'd be like $200. - Oh, you check. I mean, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you. - I got a multi-moon. - Would you buy a sex toy off team now? - You could get an STD card. - Instantly. - Yeah, nevermind. - I would be afraid that it would have some kind of chemical thing that would come off on you. What's going on? Hannah, what's up? - Hi, so all of my exes, parents have died. - Oh, you're the Grim Reaper. - Oh, my goodness. - You're still in souls for real. - So every, every time that you guys have split up, their parents die? - Yeah, my ex from high school, both his parents unfortunately, tracked, he died in a tragic car accident. And then my ex from college is sad, died of color. So cancel. - Oh, my goodness. - But I told my husband, he better be willing to stay with me forever. - Oh, man. Yeah. - That is a crazy pattern. - This is-- - Yeah, it makes me feel really awful. - There's a text that came in just a second ago, Lydia's calling him right now. Please answer, Mike, there he is. Mike, are you there? - Oh, yeah, I'm here. - Mike's got a pattern. You do not want to date Mike and split up with him, 'cause why? - They all gain weight and get diagnosed with their mental illnesses. - Oh, geez. Wait, did you cause their mental illnesses? - That's debatable. - I like, by the way, they all gain weight after you guys break up with each other. - Yeah, that's a question, not a secret. - You know what's funny? Just another person just texts that in right now to us. They said every time that I end up breaking up with a guy, they end up getting weight and getting weight and getting heavier. That's crazy. Yeah. Break up, by the way, I always felt like it was whenever there was any kind of breakups that I ever had over the years, I always got skinnier. You know, they call it, what do they call it, the divorce diet? So the breakup diet, you know, where it would cause you to not want to eat. - Some people slim down, they get that revenge body. They put that anger on whatever, you know, whatever sadness or whatever that is and just stripping down that weight and getting back out here and getting active. - Here's a crazy one. Can't go on the air. This is from 313, can't go on the air, but every single girl that I've broken up with ends up pregnant within three months of us breaking up and then they think that the baby is mine. So they go out and, what is it that they break up and then they go out there and have like a crazy quick one or something and then they answer. - Monro, do you see this text right here? It says, "All my exes turn into drug addicts or alcoholics and they turn into failures after they break up with me." - That person, by the way, is holding themselves at too high of an estate. (laughing) - Seriously. - Seriously. - I'm sorry, there's probably one person out there and you're trying to make it seem like they all be, otherwise it's like craziness that you're saying that you're causing that for them, but. - Every guy I've ever dated gets married, the immediate next relationship after me. Every Brandon I have ever dated has died super young. All three. - Oh my gosh. - Brandon? Like specific names? - Yes. - Yes. - Wow. You need a date of mine. - Let's go Brandon. (laughing) By the way, by the way, the whole they get married right after you, is it because you're the non-committal person maybe and that's the reason why you're breaking up? 'Cause I got guy friends of mine that always get, they get bummed out when the girl that they were in a relationship with will get married after them. And I'm like, well, dick, she's been asking you about wanting to get married for the longest time. Why would you not get married? - I mean. - There's not committal, but. Yeah. - There's that. - What you trying to mean? What are you gonna? - Yeah, I mean you're really, like, it's usually the most common denominator. - Yeah, right. - Yeah, right. Joe, what's up, Joe? - He's kind of obvious. Hello, Joe. - Hello. - Hi, Joe. - How you doing? - Good, what's going on? - Same thing, every time I break up with somebody, she ends up in a financial law and not have, like, several stories. - Oh, man. - Oh, my God. - But, like, how? - Like, I'm serious. - Like, I'm serious. I'm, like, not making jokes, I'm serious. Like, even including my last ex. (laughing) She wants a house, a car, just her job. - That's, wait, why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? - Oh, my goodness. (laughing) - Yeah, you sound like you feel bad. (laughing) - You are. - No, no, I mean, okay, I really don't feel bad about it. (laughing) - You mean guy? - Are you okay? - Yeah, all right. Well, there you go. Thank you for the call, buddy. Appreciate it. Bye. - Those are on the morning's top trending stories. - Get ready for the biggest night of television ever. Didn't it used to be called "MusC TV" on Thursday nights? - Mm. - Thursday nights used to be the night that everybody would sit around and watch TV. That was, like, the big one back in the day before streaming and now tonight will be "MusC Television" because tonight is the most anticipated presidential debate probably ever as both President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump will meet in Atlanta, Georgia. They're gonna be in a TV studio moderated by CNN but seen by every other network. So CNN, I believe there's some kind of a thing that they do, the presidential, whatever the heck, commission, where all the debates can be watched in broadcast by the other broadcast networks. It will be on social media platforms too. Here's the rules to the debate as read by, as Shannon calls a dry mouth, CNN anchor. - President Biden will enter from the right side of your screen. President Trump will enter from the left side of your screen. The podiums are eight feet apart, directly across from them, the moderators. CNN's Jake Tapper and Dana Bash. Now a reminder, this is a television studio. There's no audience. Candidates will have two minutes to answer questions in one minute for responses and rebuttals. At the moderator's discretion, there may be an additional minute for follow-ups, clarifications, or responses. So how does a candidate know how much time is left to speak? Attached to the cameras in the studio and in the candidate's field of view are the timing lights. When the lights show yellow, there are 15 seconds left in a candidate's answer or response. When the lights flash red, there are five seconds left. And when the display is solid red, the time is up. At that point, the candidate's microphone will be turned off. And the other candidate will have their microphone turned on. Why do they not hear that in there, you know? Like, why do they? I only way to get over one is get under and up. Oh, yeah, there you go, that's a hot two of a girl. Why do they not when they tape that thing and they run that audio? They go, okay, let's do it again, but I want you to drink it on the water. Unreal. The debates, by the way, starts tonight and to what time is it ends? Nine o'clock. Nine o'clock. All right. Wait, how long is it gonna be, 90 minutes? 90. Is that what it is? Do commercial breaks 90 minutes? No. Listen to what Google is doing for Gmail people. If you're a Gmail person, Google just announced the release of an artificial intelligence tool that increases productivity for users that use Gmail. You can now have AI answer your messages as well as your emails for you. I want this so bad. This is finally the part of AI that I want. I'm gonna have them answer every single email that comes from one of our sales department people. The only problem is if AI all of a sudden starts saying yes, we'll do everything. That would suck. Would you want this? I mean, there's times where I sit down and I don't know what to say. It would be nice to be able to have AI tell me what to say. You could already do that though. Well, you can do it with certain statements, but you can't do it like full emails. Yes, you can. You can. Well, you can go and chat GPT and literally say, I need an email that sounds like, that feels like you have to look it up. But how about if I have my email there and in one fell swoop, I just click respond. I don't know. I feel like I don't trust it. Like, I still want control over. You can add on. If it's me, like, sending that out into the world, you know? I don't know. I kind of trust it better than I trust me. You know how they-- If I were you, I would too. They have, by the way, the 24-hour rule. I do the 48-hour rule. When it comes to emails, do not respond until the next day to emails. Otherwise, you get yourself into trouble. A survey finds that 40% of companies are posting fake job ads. What? Resume Builder says that companies are doing this. They're posing fake or ghost job ads. Sometimes, as a way to make overworked employees feel like help is on the way. Whoa, diabolical. So the companies are making it look like they're looking for people so that they don't feel as stressed out over the fact that they're doing, like, five people's jobs. But then the other thing they're doing, too, is they're doing it as a way to keep them from asking for raises, worried that other people are going to come in and take their jobs. Have I not been saying this for the past year and y'all have been calling me crazy and saying, No, they just can't find good candidates. You can't find good candidates. Believe me. I say that too fast. But you can't find good candidates because the problem is, people are signing up for jobs like this. Fake jobs, and they're waiting on jobs. That's crazy. You think that that doesn't also affect the job market a little bit, where people aren't getting opportunities? Because I don't know anybody who's applying for one job and waiting and not applying for more jobs. And I think a lot of people are searching for new jobs because of the situation you just said, where they're overworked and underpaid and stressed out, no help is coming in and nothing's going to change and the cost of living has gone up and nobody's gotten raises. Like, it's just, it's terrible to be an employee right now. You should be one of the candidates for president. I've waited it. I think whoever, by the way, whoever tonight on that presidential debate says, I will lower the cost of crap and I will find good jobs for you paying jobs is the person that wins. If some, if those candidates go on on that stage tonight and they talk about a bunch of BS stuff, I think people are going to get pissed. Because I agree with you on that, Megan. What you just said is absolutely true. Give people more opportunities. The problem, though, Megan. By the way, I'm going to run also. Can I be your, uh, your running mate? VP. I would be your VP. We would not get anything. We would just fight with each other. No, we wouldn't agree with everything you have because guess why? Well, the VP and the VP's pretty much do nothing, but hang out and get that chat. Maybe Trump hasn't declared a running mate, right? No, they're saying that whoever his running mate is. Why do they have to do that by? They say he's going to do it for, I think, uh, when they meet in Milwaukee, a convention. He says his running mate will be at the thing tonight. Oh, he's got a whole bunch. He's going to make the announcement tonight. That'd be fired. You just distracted me. He said I was right about stuff. And then you had distracted him with the president. I know Megan. I'm going to be your right. You're right on this one. And you're also right in the fact that I would make a fantastic vice president, not a good president. It'll be better than Chris Rock and Bernie Mac. What is that? What is that? I was going to say, what is that movie reference? I probably didn't see that one. But what's the best, what's the best movie about the president? Because I always thought that Michael Douglas movie. Oh, the American president. The American president was the best one. We love it. What was your favorite? This president movie. Yeah, the movie about the president of the United States. I like it. You know, they have like the fake president. I've never seen one for real. Kind of like scandal, like how scandal had the press, the good looking dude that was the president. Which one's yours? Independence Day. Independence Day. It's the day we declare. I am the president. No, that was a fire scene for real. This is a day we say, oh god. Come on. I'm going to watch American president tonight. That's a good movie. It's set a day. And then listen to this one. The last story here, the state of Vermont has agreed to pay $175,000 to settle a lawsuit on behalf of a man who was charged with a crime after giving a state trooper the middle finger back in 2018. The lawsuit was filed on behalf of the guy when he said that trooper Jay Riggan stopped Gregory Bombard. Gave him a ticket. And then when he pulled off, he flipped off the state trooper. And the state trooper came back and gave him another one. So he ticketed him for the offense. Under this settlement signed by both parties this month, the state has agreed to pay that guy more than $100,000, plus make a donation of $75,000 to the ACLU because he was expressing his rights as an individual. You're freedom of speech. Freedom of speech. Right. I love it. What's up, Lindsay? Hi. Oh, my gosh. First time won. Hey, Lindsay's on the phone. I'm sorry, Lindsay, real quick. Madam President is here. Say hello to Madam President. Hello, Madam President. Hello, my royal subjects. My royal subjects. I love it. I'm on the dick here. I had a comment. I tried to call it fast as I could, but I can't spell Mojo live quick enough since, you know, no key up phones went out of business. Hit him, girl. Yeah. No, I couldn't spell it, but I was going to make a comment about what happens after you have a boyfriend at a house, Shannon, so they always get married. And I wanted to tell you guys, it's called being a foster girlfriend because they find their forever home. Oh, that's you. That's good. That's true. That is so good. That's very funny. That is so cool. That wasn't mine, but that's history. That's amazing. That's history. I love it. You're the best, Lindsay. We love you. Take care, guys. You too. Thanks for calling. Zach, what's up? Hey, the best president movie. Oh, first time, this is second time, long time. Okay. VP. No, no, no, no, no. You don't get anything from that. It's fine. It's okay. It's okay. But the best president movie was Harrison Ford Air Force. Oh, that's pretty good. Get off my plane. That was a great movie. That was such a good one. Got a CTV, man. Thanks, buddy. I appreciate you. We'll see how it plays out. Are you like, are you going to be like sitting there glued to the set like you'd be watching the Super Bowl? No, I think they're going to have to glue both of them to their seat. Or glue some of them to the podium. I got to tell you that it's going to be interesting. My biggest thing is, will you come out tonight and go, what the hell just happened to him? If Trump just is really mellow and Biden's like the crazed one. Yeah, they got Biden juiced up and then Trump's like, like if it's the exact opposite of what's being played and the name calling, I think tonight, let's do a drinking game. What will the name calling be? You know, like what will that be like? They get that every time Trump does shut up. Yeah, it's going to be interesting. Every time Biden says shut up, what it in what if all of a sudden out of the blue, like what's his name from from the hell is the guy's name, not Joe Joe Rogan or whoever that hosts the W or the UFC V comes out with the microphones it does. They should if CNN was smart, have it be I have Michael buffer do, let's get ready to rumble. Oh man. Everybody would watch it then and make it reason why they want to see no make it be like the WWE or UFC where it's like you have the announcers on the silence. What's going to end up happening to this next one like during the commercial breaks, politics should be boring. Not either. I definitely need the commentating on there. This is too good, Megan. This is 2024, and you are the president of this mojo in the morning United States. My first decree is that every American citizen has to watch the movie Civil War that came out this year by 24. You just lost my vote. You're my DP, you're going to vote for yourself. I still have your vote. We're out of here. We'll see you tomorrow. We'll be back tomorrow.