Mojo In The Morning
Got Rich After The Break Up
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And I don't even know how we got on the subject of like our old girlfriends and boyfriends. And we were just laughing so hard at some of the people that we both dated. By the way, him and I never, ever dated. That just, he did like... Because his name was super fat Mikey back in the day, I remember. Like my brother, but just to clarify that point. But he noticed a pattern with me. He said pretty much every guy that I dated and broke up with post college because that's when I met Mikey. So any guy that he like knew that I dated got super rich after we broke up. Wow. We got that magic. And so I'm thinking about it in a microwave in this room. Yep, he's pretty much right and he's like what is it about you like as soon as they would break up with you? All of a sudden it's like they fall into a million bajillion dollars. Listen, I know you're married. But if you're a good friend, you'll date me. And then break up with you. You got that stimulus pack. And then we were laughing because for him he goes to three girls that he dated prior to his wife. All either turned gay or returns to be a gay. I had the happy one talk. I broke up with a girl and she was like, I'm gay now. I can't date another man because I'm still in love with you. Oh, did that make you feel good? A little bit. By the way, that is interesting. There's a pattern of what they end up doing. Okay. Yeah. Which one would be the one that would be harder to deal with? The fact that you turned them gay or that they're now rich. I think the rich one would be the harder one to deal with. Be like, what the hell? BS crap. Eight for a four mojo life. No comment. Uh oh. Wait, did you tell Wes you were having this conversation? Because Wes, you are going to be rich. You are going to be rich. You're a poor guy. He's stuck with me. If you knew this is one of those like, okay, if this had to happen, would you be willing to give up this? Like thinking, well, I'm not saying I would not let you answer it because you better say no. But if you, could you imagine? Could you imagine that whole thing though? Like where that happens? The guys that I've known over time that girls have become gay or decided that they're going to be with girls, it doesn't affect them that much. But it's interesting that there are some people that I know that would get affected by that. Yeah. Um, on a less serious note, I want to know what has been the pattern in yours. Eight for four mojo live. Eight for four, six, six, five, six, five, four, eight. When you have split up with a relationship over time, do they all do something else? Like do they start dating ugly or better looking or start dating? What about this? This is one too. Uh, buddy of mine broke up with, uh, or his girlfriend broke up with him for a big athlete black dude. And he was like, man, I felt so insignificant. It was like, I felt like I had the littlest penis ever. He couldn't watch the sport anymore. No, he's horrible. Actually, a swear to God. That's actually not even being joking at all. That was a guy was a big old six foot eight basketball player. I hate basketball. Yeah. A guy played for Oakland. You. He was a guy. He was like, I can't even watch college basketball anymore. Screw the grizzlies. Uh, mojo on the morning. Miss fit. One leg is on the phone with us. What's up? One. Good morning, family. What's going on? Shannon's pattern is when she no longer is in a relationship with the guy. They all of a sudden become rich. What's yours? Uh, and relationship with it. Well, I don't stay with the chick because they end up having friends in their top dresser doors. Oh. Oh, wait. They've sex. They're sex toys. No, we don't. I know. Where are you? Well, why are you? Why do you? Why are you? They suddenly all of a sudden become more interested in their top dresser door buddies. I don't think I'm talking too much. Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah. If I was a woman with the sex toys that women have for them, I would not be in a relationship with a smelly, obnoxious guy. I would just get as many sex toys as possible. I mean, we got to have some toys out there too. I don't think if there's toys for guys like there are toys for girls. I've heard the flashlight. Yeah. I can't say that. I'm sorry. There's no way. Yeah, you could say flesh one. Yeah. They're like $200. Oh, you check. I mean, you. You. I got a multi move. Uh, would you buy a sex toy off team now? Yeah, you could. STT. Instantly. Yeah, never mind. I would be afraid that it would have some kind of a chemical thing that would come off on you. What's going on? Hannah. What's up? Hi. Um, so all of my ex's parents have died. Oh, you're the Grim Reaper. Oh, my goodness. You're still in souls for real that so every, every time that you guys have split up, their parents die. Yeah. My ex from high school, both his parents unfortunately tracked dying a tragic car accident and actually college is bad. I don't call her. Oh, my goodness. My husband. He better be willing to stay with me forever. Oh, man. Yeah. That is a crazy pattern. This is it makes me feel really awful. There's a text that came in just a second ago, Lydia's calling him right now. Please answer Mike. There he is. Mike, you there? Oh, yeah. I'm here. Mike's got a pattern. You do not want to date Mike and split up with him. That's why they all gain weight and get diagnosed with their mental illnesses. Oh, geez. Wait, did you cause their mental illnesses? That's debatable. I like, by the way, they all gain weight after you guys break up with each other. Yeah. That's a question, not a secret. You know, it's funny. Somebody just another person just texts that in right now to us. They said, uh, every time that I, uh, end up breaking up with a, uh, a guy, they end up getting weight, getting weight and getting heavier. Yeah. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah. Break up. By the way, I always felt like it was whenever there was any kind of breakups that I ever had over the years, I always got skinnier, you know, they call it. What do they call it? The divorce diet? Yeah. So the breakup diet, you know, where it would cause you to not want to eat, but, uh, yeah, you, you, some people slim down and they get that revenge body. Mm-hmm. They put that anger and whatever, you know, whatever sadness or whatever that is, and just stripping down that weight and getting back out here and getting active. Here's a crazy one. Can't go on the air. This is from 313. Can't go on the air, but every single girl that I've broken up with ends up pregnant within three months of us breaking up and then they think that the baby is mine. Whoa. So they go out and what is it that they break up and then they go out there and have like a crazy quick one or something and then they insist. No, no. Do you see this text right here? It says all my access turned into drug addicts or alcoholics and they turned into failures after they break up with me. That person, by the way, is holding themselves at too high of an estate. Seriously. Seriously. I'm sorry. There's probably one person out there and you're trying to make it seem like they all be otherwise it's like craziness that you're saying that you're causing that for them. Every guy I've ever dated gets married the immediate next relationship after me. Every brand and I have ever dated has died super young. Oh my. Oh my. Brandon. Like specific names. Yes. Wow. You need a date of mine. Go Brandon. By the way, by the way, the whole they get married right after you. Is it because you're the non-committal person maybe and that's the reason why you're breaking up? Because I got guy friends of mine that always get they get bummed out when the girl that they were in a relationship with will get married after them. And I'm like, well, Dick, she's been asking you about wanting to get married for the longest time. Why would you not get married? I mean. There's not commiddles. But yeah. There's that. What you're I mean? We're gonna. Yeah. I mean, you're really like, it's usually the most common denominator. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Joe. What's up, Joe? He's kind of obvious. Hello, Joe. How you doing? Get what's going on. Same thing. Every time I break up with somebody, she ends up in financial law and not have like several stories. Oh, my God. I'm serious. I'm not making jokes. I'm serious. Like, even including my last ex, she wants to house a car just a job. That's hard. Wait. Why are you laughing? I'm having this. I feel bad. I feel bad. I feel bad. I feel bad. I feel bad. I feel bad. I feel bad. I feel bad. You sound like you feel bad. You are. I mean, okay, I will be bad. I feel bad. You mean guy. Yeah. All right. Well, there you go. Thank you for the call, buddy. Appreciate it. Bye.