Mojo In The Morning
Defining Girls By Their Snack Choices
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, Auto Accident Attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. Mojo in the morning, 844 Mojo Live, tax 95500. These girls, this morning when we were doing our pre-show meeting, proved a point to every guy on the show that girls get excited over the craziest crap. Because when Megan brought this up as a topic and they all started going, I sat back and I'm going, "Is this what we look like when we get excited about the game from last night or something?" It can't be the same. It is. There was one specific thing that we got excited about, which she will explain. I have a theory, well, just really a skill, I think, at this point, where I can tell who you are as a person based on your girl snack. Now, if you don't know, maybe your guy. The best thing about being a woman is that we have all created personalities around our favorite snacks and every girl has one. Girl dinner. Girl dinner. Girl dinner. Girl dinner. Girl. Girl snacks like girl dinner or no? Usually girl dinner is comprised of multiple girl snacks. Okay. And I'll be real honest, up until a couple of days ago, the most superior girl snack was if you were a pickle girl. And I say that because I had four, I do have four jars of pickle in my fridge right now. I was, or still am, a pickle girly, but I found a superior snack. And I'm going to say it now. If you are an olive girl, you are now the reigning supreme leaders of womanhood. Because that is the right answer. You are rich. You are phenomenal. You will have a blessed 401k by the time it's time to come to retire. You are the best of the best. And everything about you is correct. Black olives or in the can. I'll tell you right now, I have three different jars of olives in my fridge. I have the regular green olives that are stuffed, the giant queen green olives and green olives. Those are meaty. Those are meaty. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. That's the one. And these greens, it screams, I'm a rich woman who doesn't need a man because we will not be making out later. Yeah. Exactly. What? Why are you guys so excited over olives? I can't especially if they're cold. The black ones, the only California brand is nothing worse than olives are horrible. I get Greek salads without olives. Are you crazy? I hate black olives. I had a Mediterranean rat at the Rocky mortgage drink. First thing I did was open it up and take out the olives. It's okay. What's your snack? What's your girl's snack? My girl's snack is olives for sure. I do like be some pickled popcorn from Trader Joe's. Popcorn girls think they're better than they are. That is true. Yeah. I'm just kidding. What else do I like? I like, I mean cheddar cheese. Just a black achieve. Oh, you don't. My kick lately. My kick lately actually has been eating pepper or teeny straight from the door. No. No, I'm not. That screams instability. Yeah. We knew that already. So Lydia. Lydia, what is yours? I'm so animal crackers. Oh, child. Joe's. Absolute child. The kitty cat chocolate ones. I can't believe it. No, the land ones. Okay. What is this show gotten to? But every girl has a snack. And I think I can tell you who you are as a person based on it. Okay. Mine. Cheezits. All way. Okay. Full fat. Cheezits screams. The regular ones. Yeah. I've given up. So I'm only eating what's around. And it's what my kids like. But my go to lately. Actually, not really. Give that up. I write them for myself. Yeah. Anything that can be dipped in Nutella and peanut butter, peanut butter first, then Nutella. Rich. Anything. Because she didn't say off brand Nutella. She said Nutella. Nutella. And said it right, too. Yeah. Yeah. Or new. Is it a hazelnut or a hazelnut? The peanut butter. Nutella conversation or cup. So I'm just thinking about it. My question. My question for you. When are you getting to the topic that we all care about? And you're what? What is it? Oh, I understand. I understand. But I don't know. You guys got so excited over talking about your girl snacks. And I never and it is a guy. I'm listening back to this thing going. Do we get excited? Like when we open up a bag of freaking, you know, potato chips and talk about that? No, but I had to listen, listen, do you guys talk about the draft all morning? So we're allowed to talk about our snacks. A bag of better made barbecue chips. It's smashing anything I've heard this far. Yeah. But the better made ones are really good. I'm telling you or any kind of can of Pringles is like the greatest thing I could smash Pringles. Are guys like do you judge guys on the same like snack skill or is it different? I base it based on what I want. So it will always be lacking. I'm just I'm just not a man. So I don't I don't have that perspective. Do you know who has the worst snacks in the world? My husband. Really? Baby food and vegetables. What? You told me to eat baby food the other day. That's great to get vegetables in fruit in the morning. But not as a snack. That's true. Not as a snack. Pretzels. Pretzel girls are the most basic girls on the planet. I love you. Oh my god. Unless they're not. It's your base of bitches. Unless they're not. Does it change? Because I'm a I'm not a gravity but butter braided pretzels. Are those like a higher tier? No. Those are those are the girls that throw on like the micro hug instead of the regular hug and they're like I'm so cool. You know what I mean? Like you're not the weird dogs. You know? Oh my god. Jordan, what's up? So my girl snack is bell peppers and hummus and then I also wanted to share that my boyfriend one night. He didn't know what to make for dinner and he said and I quote I think I'm going to have a girl dinner and it was the best thing I've ever heard was that come out of itself. Yeah. But people who eat bell peppers and hummus, you tell the same stories over and over and over again to people because you just you're bland. It's boring. You be bland. Don't you guys like did you guys ever do uh potato chips or pretzels and fad? What is fad? French onion. French onion dip. Oh yeah. To reach. You got acronyms for free. I know. I know you're not buying the job. It's like with the tomatoes. You're buying the one that's the refrigerator already in the deli section. Lydia. Are these two guys on the phone? Are these women? Because we're talking to participate. Are you sure? Take Neil. Take Neil because I agree with Neil. This is a new one for Neil. This was supposed to be girl snacks, but you're Neil. What's up? Yeah. My mom got me stuck on this and it's switch crackers. She's with two all of them. Oh okay. Not that. I just saw it crackers. That's that's called a hors d'oeuvre right there. You're the kind of person that puts on a knockoff belt. You're like it's pretty close to the real thing. Ritz crackers by the way are fantastic. Ritz crackers. You can and you can't just eat one of one roll of them. You gotta eat five roll. They sell the little they sell packages now of the mini rolls and they're so good. They are really portioned out for you. Yeah. Uh Bill is our uh other also girl snack caller here. What's up Bill? Oh my god Mojo. First I love you and I love Megan. Oh we love you too. Well screw you Bill. I have all my kids addicted to this show. Anyhow listen it's not what you eat as a snack. It's how you do it. For example my I love Cheez-Its also, but I know I take one at a time rub that salt on the tongue, swirl it around a little bit. Use my teeth to break it in half and dissolve one side. No wait I got it. No skinny if I ate like that. I thought I couldn't do guys that I can. You like to tie people up don't you Bill? That by the way sounded like the most sexual thing I've ever heard ever. Right. Jesus. That was amazing. That was unbelievable Bill. So much cheesed and I read this. Honestly, but we're all going to think about Bill the next time. Thanks Bill. We appreciate you. All right. I love you guys. I love you. What's up Ashley? What's your girl snack? Hi so I have Viva snack hands down chips and salsa. I love chips and salsa. And then if you want to spice it up you could even do like chips and guac. Oh yeah. Oh that's a little cake. Or queen green salsa like a guac. Oh yes. I like green salsa verde. Yeah. Yeah. It's also their day. All right Ashley. Tell me if I'm right. You're the kind of girl that goes out for three drinks with your mom friends and you're like we get dressed tonight baby. Honestly three drinks would do nothing. Yeah. How did you know? Hey we love you. By the way try Ann Arbor chips if you've never had the Ann Arbor tortilla chips. They're the best. They're like ones that are made in Mexican restaurants. They're so good. What's up Kyla? Hi. Good morning guys. Good morning. So my snack is Teddy Graham dip and peanut butter. Yeah. I'm not going to dip them in New York too. Teddy Graham. Now look I will say this. I used to have an intern named PK shot at PK. She used to bring with this thing called Smells. You put Teddy Graham's in a sandwich bag with many marshmallows and like little chocolate chips. Oh my god. You trying to get the day started. Hold on a second. We've got to bring back Brandon. What's going on? Not too much though. You know I know we're talking about girls next but guys next should definitely be rice cakes and whipped cream cheese. No. I like the whipped cream cheese. Come on. Rice cakes and cream cheese. I'm not going to not get branded. How did this guy get on our phone? People who eat rice cakes as a treat are the worst people that will plan it. They think they're better than everybody else and they always have the worst. Rice cakes that you eat because you're in a diet. That's why you eat it. I hate your snack. I mean accurate. Yeah. Well thank you for the call. Thanks for a minute. We appreciate you, Brandon. What's up, Brittany? Hi. Hi. Hi, Brittany. Doritos dipped in sour cream. Oh no. Doritos dipped in sour cream. You don't like that? Yeah. I'm not a sour cream. You don't ever dip like do nachos with sour cream on the top of the big glass. You're also. Yeah. You definitely got to try it again. No, you're unstable. Yeah. That sounds good. Give it a try, Megan. Absolutely not. It has dairy. Oh, oh, it does. It gives her a guess. Worse. I wish it only gave me death. What's up, Kayleigh? Hi. Hi. Good morning. Good morning. Potato chips, extra salty potato chips with the hell of a good French onion dip. Oh hell of a good. By the way, the ruffle. Do you ever eat ruffle potato chips? Ruffles go hard. I do the lathe. Okay. And are they rigid ones? But heavy dude, like you said like cattle chips. Are we talking? Yeah, the ruffles. Oh no. Just any salty potato chips. Usually the lathe. And then it has to be hell of a good dip. No other brain. I love it good. I feel memories to run commercials for them all the time. All hell of a good. All right. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Yeah. What's up, jazz? Hi. Good morning. What's happening? Just my way home had there, you know, do the morning. I love it. Thanks for listening to us. We're talking about that girl snacks. Okay, so my girl snack and actually it was my mom's pregnancy craving with me is barbecue chips and cottage cheese. Oh, that's interesting. I like cottage cheese. I never tried barbecue chips for that. That is. Yeah, you use a barbecue chip like a spoon. It's just a bath. It's super crunchy, super creamy. The best thing ever. I love cottage cheese. I'm a cottage cheese fanatic. I don't know why. Yeah, cottage cheese is one of my favorite foods on the planet. No, she watches WWE and exists around. Some of your insults, by the way, I gotta be honest with you. I'm dead on. And then some of them, I'm like, wait, let's go back and look at your snack that you're eating. Oh, I'll tell you what the trash yesterday is. You are absolute trash if you eat meat sticks. You don't like meat sticks? Oh, I love them. It just makes you trash. Oh my God. Is it done? It's okay. Don't get mad. I just accept it. I lean into it.