Mojo In The Morning
Kev Saw Him Watching Porn in the Parking Lot
- This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, auto-accident attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. - That's autolaw.com. - Mojo in the Morning Show, live from the Rocket Mortgage Classic. Kevin witnessed something yesterday, was it at a Target or where were we at? - Yeah, how was that Target? It spent a lot of time at Target. - Okay. - And not only did I witness something, but I think we're at a point now in the world and the time that we're in, we should just start shaming people for what they watch out loud. And I'm at a point where I'm confidently able to stand on that rock. I got out of my car yesterday after I parked, and I don't have like the tallest car, but it felt like I had a tall car 'cause the guy that was parked next to me had a lower vehicle. So when I got out of my vehicle, I could hear audibly moans, female moans. Now to set the scene, the guy is sitting in a driver's seat. He's pulled in front ways, I'm back. So my door is literally right next to his door. So when I get out of the vehicle, I see the guy there, he has his cell phone, horizontal with his hand holding it right on his steering wheel. So he's like, he's locked in. I don't know if he's out there waiting for a grandmom, or whoever's outside in the car or whatever. He's in the car, the person's in Target. You can just hear a female moaning from his cell phone. He's obviously watching porn. He doesn't realize I'm there until I shut my door. That's the only reason he looked up. He's like, oh shh, and I shake my head. I'm like, okay, brother, keep it moving. - Did he have the sound going in his car? - Not in the car. - He had it loud on his cell phone. - Not enough you could hear it. - Not enough you could hear it on his cell phone. - Right, okay. - He's not trying to hide it. He needs volume up. - That's headphone behavior. - He's not a headphone kind of guy. (laughing) - That's probably not parking lot in the area of the parking lot where anybody else can park next to you behavior. - I mean, I wasn't that far. He was close enough. - Porn in the parking lot. - Porn in the parking lot. - Oh yeah? - What is the, yes, oh yeah. What is the deal with people's cars and the volume that they have of what they have on their phone? I walk by cars all the time. Shannon, this has to happen to you too. You're in a parking lot. - Can you not, you can hear their conversation, their full conversation that they're having. - You know what's crazy to me? - Or at least the one person on the phone. - Is that stoplights? Especially now that it's warm weather, that people are talking so loud and sometimes about very private things I can tell. And I can hear the entire conversation for that 15, 20 seconds that were at the stoplight. - I feel like it's something that happens with the vehicle though. Like your phone can be on speaker, the volume, if you take it off, you just have a personal conversation. The minute that it connects the Bluetooth, it's almost like it operates on a louder audio system. Like it amplifies the sound of the conversation. - 844-Mojo live, 844-665-6548. Couple of quick questions here. I can throw out there to you. One is, have you ever caught somebody watching porn in public? Which to me, you know, I watch mine usually. - Well wait a second, if you're-- - Not in public. - If your wife or girlfriend's running into Target for something quick and you've fueled the need to do that. Like there's probably a problem. - Honestly, I think ESPN highlights are probably a better choice, I don't know. - At this point it's only baseball on, so. - That is true, that is true. This is really kind of a lull. - He's over it. - Yeah, golf is now exciting for you, right? And then the other question to ask is, have you ever overheard someone's conversation in a parking lot? 'Cause I will listen, like if I'm in a public parking lot and I hear, no, you're not gonna do that. And the person in the car, you don't hear very much. Like they don't talk very loud 'cause they're watching their volume of their voice thinking somebody could hear me, but they don't understand the volume that's their radio that's playing with, what is that called? What is that Apple, the Apple car play? With their car play. - Yes, yes. - Playing. 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Hey Michelle, what's going on, how are ya? - Good morning, so this one employee that I work with always has her phone on speaker in the bathroom. So I'm going to the bathroom and I hear the guy tell her on speaker, she needs to go get tested for herpes. - Oh! - And I said really loud, ew! And then I left the toilet. (laughing) - Woo! - That's me. - So gross. (laughing) - Squirrels on with us, guys. Look, squirrel, what's up, squirrels? - Hey, what's up? You would be amazed and we'll just go on maybe one that I need, ah, there is a guy. How many people pull up to the car wash getting full service as I'm talking to them trying to fix a car wash. Say, hey, what do you want? - Our watching porn, our watching, ah. Oh my God, and there's this one guy, he pulls up at least once a week and he is in his little navigator and he is watching a Robic porn. - Wait, wait, wait. - A Robic, they have a Robic porn. I've never known that. - Aye, aye, aye. We all looked out one day and there are these girls stretching, like, getting out and. - Yeah, no, no, no, that's what we got. (laughing) - And it's not only that, I mean, they'll be sitting in full service, get out of their car, and there goes the Bluetooth, and we've heard some conversations that we should never hear. - Oh, yeah, it is full service. - Oh, yeah, it is full service. - It does say cool. - And you guys, make sure you come down to Birmingham and get a car wash and squirrel. Full service on me. - I'll see you squirrel. Exactly. - Oh, talking about the car. - All right, talking about the car. - Thank you. - I love you, buddy. - We love you too. - Just ignore him, squirrel. - Hey, Sarah, what's going on, Sarah? - Oh, on a job. - Oh, no, start again. We didn't pick you up fast enough. Go ahead, say, what's that, Sarah? Yeah. - So we had to go out on a job and me and my boss, and we rode together. I'm in the passenger seat. He gets out of the car to go drop something off, and on the screen, and then playing it with on the screen, it pulls up like the last thing you were watching, and it was. - Oh. - Corn. - Oh. - I'm in the car, and I'm in the passenger seat, like, this is so awesome. I didn't say anything. And I see how to have known that I've seen it. - He didn't refer to it at all, huh? Like, oops. - And he wasn't, how do you? What do you say? He just turned the face off. - You know what you should have done? Yeah, that's not my favorite. You know? (laughing) - That's not really my preference, is you could put this one out there. - Oh my God, that would be so embarrassing. Could you imagine your boss? Logan, what's up, Logan? What's up, mojo? I'll be going. - You know what, Logan, doing great. We're hanging out at the Rocket Mortgage Classic Golf Clap, everybody. - All right, yeah, great, great. Hey, first time, call it a long time. (cheering) - Anyway, good to see you guys. I have a co-worker, he's dangerous. Dwayne, he's the older guy. He masturbates that work. So before I got there. (laughing) - Yes, I work at a car dealership, okay? - Yeah, we have wear, by the way, don't tell us. No, don't, you already said his name. We don't want to do that. - No, not the dealership. Like, where in the dealership does this happen? - All right, so he's been caught, I guess, on video by another co-worker before I started working there. And then once I started working there, I've been eating lunch in our lunchroom, right? That's like back in the Bay Area with all the taxi stuff. And I look up 'cause I heard something. It's like a rubbing noise. I'm like, what is that? - And I look up, no. - All right, we're done, yeah, we'll talk to you later. We'll talk, Logan. - What do you do next to the question? Where? - In the back area. - Yeah, in the back area. - In the back, yeah, in the break, in the break, right, right. You know what, sometimes? - By the coffee machine? - No, not sometimes. - Has he ever won Employee of the Year, or month, or any of that stuff? So, all right, we'll talk to you later. - Man. - It is Ryan C. Crest here. People always say it's good to unwind, but that's easier said than done. The exception, Chumba Casino. They actually make it easier done than said, or at least the same. Chumba Casino is an online social casino with hundreds of casino-style games like Slots and Blackjack. Play for fun, play for free, for your chance to redeem some serious prizes. 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