Mojo In The Morning
5 Lies To Tell Your Mom
This is the Mojo in the Morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law, Auto Accident Attorneys. Visit autolaw.com. That's autolaw.com. It's Mojo in the Morning. Five lives to tell your mom. Malik. Hey, how you doing? Good. Are you ready for Five lives to tell your mom? Yeah. What kind of mom you got? Is she a very protective mom? Does she worry about you? She worries about me quite a bit. I mean, I don't really do anything too bad, so it's going to be a little surprising to her. So Malik, you do restoration work when somebody has like a flood or something at their house? Yeah, like a flood or like a fire. I come in and I restore and like do like a structure clean or like a rip up. And you like anything that has water damage or things like that. Okay, so your mom probably will think you're on a job somewhere, right? If you call it right now? Yeah. All right, here we go. Five lives to tell your mom. You're going to say, "Mom, I'm locked in a closet. Line number two." Say, "I was doing a structure clean." Line number three, no one was home. So you got a couple of friends or something that you work with there? Or they don't work with you? They're friends of yours? Yeah, just friends of mine. Who are their names? Tyler and John. All right, let's have both of you there. So Tyler and John came over. Line number four. We put a mini pool in the house since it was already damaged. And line number five. But the owners came home and I can't get out. All right. Okay. So we're going to call your mom up and make her believe that you and your friends are having a little pool party in somebody's house. Okay. The lock in the closet. Structure clean. Yeah. Do you have something that would sound like you're in a closet? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Say, "Check one two, check one two." Check one two, check one two. Okay, that sounds like you're in a closet. Yeah, I can hear the echo. And you need to be in like a hushed panic. Okay, Malik. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah. What's wrong? I'm currently in the closet. I'm currently in a job right now. I was doing a structure clean and nobody was going to be home. So I thought it was a good idea to invite John and Tyler over to kind of like, you know, just have like a little pool party. And we stuck a inflatable pool in the living room. Are you fucking stupid? And what? And the homeowner is coming home. And he's like, "We heard the door moving and they all split and I'm just stuck in the closet and I can't get out." Why would you do that? I thought it would be funny. I thought it would be funny. I thought they weren't going to be home. It would be funny because people trusted you to clean our house and you're having a frat party in their living room. I don't know what to do. I'm sucking a closet. What am I going to do? You're going to go out and know what you just did? Why would you do that? I don't know. I can't. I'm so disappointed in you right now. Like, what? Why would you think that's okay? I don't know. I'm sorry. Hey honey, what is going on in here? It looks like someone put an inflatable pool in the fucking living room. Is that an inflatable pool in the living room? Take off your clothes and get in! Let's go! What are you doing? What are you doing? Hey mom? Hello? Hi, this is the Mojo in the Morning Show, and we just had you on Five Wives to tell your mom. Oh my gosh. Would you like to jump in the pool with us? Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Malik just won you a prize mom. What were you thinking about your responsible young man son here that was throwing a little party with John and Tyler? I'm going to kill all of them and I hope the husband finds them in the closet. Will you do me a favor? I've always wanted to have a mom say this to their child. Would you please come out of the closet? Yes, please come out of the closet. Yes, please come out of the closet. Oh my gosh. Congratulations, we're getting mom a prize for Five Wives to tell your mom. Congrats to you. Good job Malik. Oh my gosh. Thank you. It's Mojo in the Morning. Five! Sweet. Five Wives to tell your mom.