Mojo In The Morning
Breast Milk at The Bar
This is the Mojo in the morning podcast, powered by Michigan Auto Law. Autoaccident attorneys visit auto law.com. That's auto law dot com. It's Mojo in the morning show. Uh, Kevin had a breast milk issue at the bar this weekend. What's going on? Yeah, man. So I turned up that shiny shimby and it was like some destinations to go afterward. China had like this multi location experience. Oh, by the way, shout out to top notch party boss because Lori and Michael looked at up for us to go from place to place. So we didn't take the Lori and Michael top notch experience. She really not took her own vibe and because Cheryl had to pump. She had to pump breast milk. So somebody told us the wrong second location to go to. So we get to the location and this is after Cheryl has completed her dumping. When you dump breast milk, if you don't know, it's only good for like two hours. It's a timed event. Is that a, is that a word dumping you dump? Pumping. That's what I say. Yeah. Dump when you drink when you drink and you got to like dump out your milk. Yes. Yeah. You don't want to give it to the baby. You don't your baby drunk. So her is not a good thing. So, oh, pump and dump. That's where that pump and dump ever came from the breast milk dump the breast milk. Yeah. Okay. But I don't know why we were saving it because now I'm thinking about this. But anyway, we were saving this breast milk and it's only good for two hours. So after we get out of the car, I got the breast milk and a little to go cut that Cheryl typically has going to the bar because we need ice to quote unquote cool down or refrigerate the breast milk and maintain. It's, you know, drinkability factor, I guess, for lack of a better turn. So I walk into the bar. I'm like, excuse, merchant, can I have a couple of ice? She's like, you can't bring outside beverages into the bar. I'm like, it's not a beverage. It's breast milk. She's like, I understand, but you cannot bring outside beverages. I'm like, I'm not about to drink this. At this point, Cheryl started, she started getting a little agitated. She can't irritate it. The lady's like, I completely understand. She was like, I'm not about to drink my own breast milk. The breast milk can only last for two hours. Can I have a cup of ice? And then the lady like, okay, the people at the bar laughing because they like, why does this lady think you about to drink breast milk, the proper chaser? So she brings like the smallest, I guess, available cup that they utilize, the breast milk can barely fit in there. She was like, this is not going to work. So she a little match. Excuse me. The lady come up. She's like, do you have a bowl? The lady's like, I don't have a bowl or anything like that. We don't have balls here. She was like, what about that? And then it's like the thing where if you order like six beers, like a pure bucket, a pure bucket. Yeah. So she brings over a beer, but it feels good and nice. So we have the rest of the bottle in there. You know what this is? This is like maybe somebody else's experiences before the bar, but this is like TSA security. When you are a mom and you are pumping breast milk, you know, you can't bring liquids onto a plane, right? Right. Well, there's a lot of times where moms have had issues where the TSA person would not let them bring the liquid. That's a real thing. Yes. That happened to me where they wouldn't let me through with it, which is by the way, illegal. And I also had it happen to me where I had been on a five day vacation with my mom and my sisters and we were coming back from Arizona to Detroit. And the TSA at the Phoenix airport, the lady made me open every bag of milk that I had with me, because you know how you store them in those little bags. And she dipped like some sort of stuff into each one. And at that point, I was so mad because I'm like, all of this is tainted though, because I don't know where your gloved hand has been. That's going into these every single bag that I'd pumped for five days. I wanted to cry. Was it a stick that shows if it's like a like a I've seen them do it. Explosives or something? Yes. But she didn't just do one bag. She made me open every single bag. And then she dipped a thing into each bag. And I probably had I don't even know a couple dozen bags and I had to throw it all away because I don't know, like, even though she was wearing gloves, I don't know where her gloved hand had. And where the stick comes from, right? By the way, well, the stick is I think it's, you know, they do that with sometimes you're things like a dip. Yeah. Was it covered? Is it still do you feel violated? When another person is touching even the bottle of your breast milk? Like, even if they don't open it, like, like, that's my that's my breast milk. Why are you touching my breast milk? Yeah. Why is that going on? No, wait, why is you brought up something interesting? Yeah. She was pumping and dumping. Why was she said? I don't know. I'm not. I didn't think about that until literally this very moment because we for sure was optimal Moses. By the way, I got to be honest, I wouldn't mess with Cheryl. If I was this lady, I'd be just get to go get the ice. I could just tell like, by the second you can't bring outside drinks. I could already tell Cheryl was on edge. Did you guys have it? Then when you came into the bar and met us? Cause I feel like you left it in the car in ice. Okay. Well, if it was, then it probably was the breast milk. Okay, he had bottle service. No, it was. He was in the campaign bucket. That's why I'm asking. There was something in front of you. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, Melissa. What's up? Hey, good morning. Me and my friends were going down to Florida for spring break. And one of my buddies always brings instant mashed potatoes because they help when she's hung over and TSA opened up every single one and stuck them all out because they thought it was, uh, I don't know if I can say the snow word. Oh, they thought it was cocaine. Yes. That was cocaine. All of her mashed potatoes. I have never heard of that for hangover remedy, by the way. She takes up. She does it at night. And then yep, she's not hung over the next day. What is it? Why, why would they need to know it? Like that? Wouldn't they be able to tell if it's like mashed, but it's mashed potatoes for God's sakes, you know? You think that they would be able to open, but yeah. TSA ruined every single one. Yeah. I mean, that, that just makes no, makes no sense at all. Mashed potatoes, graven, and cranberry sauce. You know what? The holidays are bad for speaking of that. People at the holidays that will try to bring grandma's, like sweet potatoes on a plane, and you can't take it out of plane. Did you know that? Cause that's considered a liquid. And people will try to do that. Yeah. Do you, you didn't know that? Melissa? No, fun fact of the day. I guess. Yes. I've got crazy fun facts. If you would like more. Although I did not know that, uh, that you can't go into a bar and bring, you bring, how many people go into bars and bring their, their own drinks? People bring their own drinks at bars. It's not even, it's smaller than like, it's like a can of Pepsi almost, like in terms of like the height of it. Yes. As a yellow top, it's clear. You can see that his milk bouncing around. And it's like no outside beverages. I'm not about to drink this breast milk. By the way, has anybody mixed the breast milk as a drink? Is there any, anyone listening who, let's see if we can find somebody. Okay. Anyone listening who has ever mixed alcohol with their breast milk, a white Russian. Oh my god, Megan. That is kind of like that is kind of like a little bit of a white Russian there or cream for their coffee. Amy, are you there, Amy? I'm here. Hi. Uh, before I get into people mixing drinks with the breast milk, uh, we were talking about TSA security, bringing food on the plane. What, would you want to say? I have brought key lime pies from public on a plane when I travel to a state that has a public because I love their key lime pie. That is the best. I have brought three true TSA, um, three times now. At one time, I was coming back from Mexico and I had a layover in Fort Lauderdale. I called the Instacart or whatever the delivery services. I had them delivered the three pies to the airport. I ran up, got them and brought them back and you should have seen the people's eyes on the plane. People were offering me money for the guys. That's funny. Shannon Publix in general is great. Oh, everything. I wish they're so good. Get a pub sub. Uh, what's up? How you doing, Jordan? Hey, hi. I used to go through PSA. If anybody knows bowling, you got rocking bags and flip bags. Yeah. And they, they used to check them and think that it was cocaine. Oh my gosh, they would break open your rosin bags for bowling. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. So you have to check them. You got to put them in your check luggage. Can you carry your bowling ball on a plane or is that considered a weapon? Um, you carry it on a plane. I would, I would like to all of a sudden have that fall out of the overhead top of my head in the middle of a plane. Right. Oh, definitely. Um, hold on. We got some people that use their, uh, the breast milk, uh, for beverages. Chelsea, what do you do? Uh, it's Kelsey. Oh, Kelsey. I apologize. What's up, Kelsey? And this was in the past, but I ran out of creamer for my coffee and I, I've tasted my milk before and it was kind of sweet. So I tried it in my coffee, told my friends about it. And I got dubbed as a nickname, the Milker. None of them tried it, but that's actually interesting. It's like you, I'm sure that there's some people accidentally putting it in, but you actually purposely did it. It's better than almond milk. What's up, Steve? Hey, I just want to let you guys know my buddy before work one morning. He was going to work and he had cereal and his wife pumped and put it in the refrigerator. He didn't think much of it until after he was about done and drank his milk because it was really sweet, but he thought it was from the sugar he put on his cereal. So he called his wife, you know, and said, what was wrong with that milk in the fridge? Well, that's from the other gallon. And she said, no, you, you drank breast milk. Oh my god. He had cereal with breast milk on it. Cab you got to try it later on some corn flakes or whatever, but if you'll only eat cornflakes anymore, do they? Apple Jacks. Apple Jacks. Angie. Yeah. Hi, what's up? How you doing? Good morning. Good morning. First time, long time. Angie's on the phone. Thanks Angie. Years ago, when I bartended, there was a lady, she was pumping at the bar and I had a guy, one of our customers, take a shot of it at the bar. And like he was dared? Dare to or what? No, he took a shot, warm, like she did into a shot glass, like poured it into a shot. Wait, she squirted from the boob to the shot glass correct. That's a table. Did he do any shooters with that? Like, did you give him some other alcohol to follow that up with? No, he actually liked that. Okay, which was even more weird. Yeah, that's amazing. Well, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Lucky Land Slots asking people what's the weirdest place you've gotten lucky. Lucky? In line at the deli, I guess? Uh-huh, in my dentist's office. More than once, actually. Do I have to say? Yes, you do. In the car, before my kids' PTA meeting. Really? Yes. Excuse me, what's the weirdest place you've gotten lucky? I never win and tell. Well, there you have it. 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