Mojo In The Morning
Mojo Likes When Guys Flirt with His Wife
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I know, but I just feel like if Cheryl was getting hit on, you would be like, No, honestly, some of it would depend on who the person was to be completely honest, but I used to be so bad. Kevin, if I heard somebody's name that was the same name of somebody that Chelsea had a relationship with and we've been in a relationship for a very long time. It would drive me crazy or if there were certain guys that were, you know, guys that I thought were good looking guys and they were nice to my wife. It drove me crazy, but something has changed and I don't know what it is. I am now turned on by it. Chelsea and I were out at a bar and we were sitting at the bar and we were having drinks and we were ordering. We ate lunch. She hates sitting at bars, but she does it for me as a, you know, Hey, here you go. I'll give you a little thing. You know, so she doesn't have to give me something in the bedroom. We said it a bar long story short. Every guy in the frickin bar was talking to her and not me. I get a whole time and the guys were at talking to her. Oh my God. Your hair looks great. Like I'm like going, Hey, you can't compliment another woman's hair in front of me. But you know what? I was fine with it. And I look at her and I go, yeah, your hair does look great. And then we met a couple of guys that we knew and they and Chelsea has been like working on herself this year and she's been doing an amazing job with herself and she is like hot as hell and the guys were all talking about how beautiful she is and they came over. They gave her hugs gave me nothing. I would have wanted to find a knife and stabbed them in the neck, but I didn't. I don't know what it is, but why is it that I like when guys flirt with my wife? And I wanted to ask this question and see if you guys have ever been in the situation. What would you do if you witnessed your spouse being hit on? Like, what would be the thing that you would do? Shannon, what would you do if you witnessed, or did she walked out of the room? She said, Oh, she should dirty or something. Oh, okay, what did, okay, what would you, what would I do if I, I didn't even see you walk out. I was asking this question. What would you do? What would you do if you witnessed a woman hitting on your, uh, on your husband? Would you have a, would you? Oh, I would cut a bitch. You would cut her. Really? No, I'm just kidding. I, um, sorry, I'm like, I had to go edit something, um, I, I get really jealous and territorial. Really? Okay. I love that. Shannon, I, I don't know if you heard me say this. I for some reason have been into it lately. I love when I see Chelsea getting hit on it makes me feel like proud that I get to go home with the trophy. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm not. You're not there yet. I'm not there yet. No, I just think of the dollar signs and what I'm saving by somebody else buying them drinks. You go ahead. I do you boo. I don't know what it actually nobody bought us drinks, but somebody, some guy was actually like talking across the bar at Chelsea and he was like talking across the bar and he was, I swear to God, I was a, I am a big man. How am I not noticeable? I started throwing in comments and it was like white noise. They had no idea what's going on. Uh, what's up? We're voices guys in E. What's up B? Hi. So I used to also get like super jealous whenever other girls would hit on my fiance. And then we started sleeping with girls together and so now like whenever they hit on him, I really don't care. It's like an opportunity for the both of us. Okay. So wait a second. So your fiance is a guy and you're saying that you guys, you would get jealous when girls would hit on them. Now you guys are doing a little fun, uh, what threesomes or something like that, huh? Yeah. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. Does that excite you at all or no? So, okay. So that's interesting. So do you guys ever get jealous in the bedroom now when you're with, uh, each other like you get jealous that they're paying more attention to each other than you? No, he's really good at making sure like I'm comfortable and that I'm initiating everything and I didn't even know that I was like bisexual until we started dating. So it's a really good opportunity for me to, like, explore my sexuality. So it's really fun. That's interesting. For you. Wow. Uh, somebody said there's a term for this. That there was a term for this, but Kristin, what is it? Uh, I said that you've been watching too much cuckold porn. Cuckold? Oh, really? Why? Why? Why? I don't even know what it is. I'm about to Google it though. No, I don't. Why not? What does it mean? If it's just the name and we don't say what it is, it's just the name. It's just the name. It's the definition. Yeah. Just hold on. Well, no, no definitions are little words, it's not a porn definition. No, but if it's, if it explains it, you can't do it. Say it, but if you can use this definition right here. I don't know. Basically, it was the word. It was earlier. Wait, hold on. I'm where they're having an affair. That literally that's the only. Okay. Risky. Let Megan see it. Let Megan see it. Read it off. I'm asking you a question. See if you can read this. Huh? I can't read that. She writes like a doctor. Can I? It's already passed. You'll say it. It's already passed. Okay. So you're saying I watched this porn. I don't watch that porn. I don't. I don't. Usually it's usually. It's like step sister porn, like stuff like that. I don't know. I don't know. Do you want to know what kind of porn I watch? I don't know. Okay. So what is so what? So this is something that I'm a cuckolder, I guess. Huh? Okay. Interesting. I don't know what it is, but okay, I'll check it. Is it weird that I like it that I like when, and it's innocent. Like she's still with me. It's not like she's, you know, reaching across and kissing anybody or anything like that. Yeah. That's the next step. Okay. That is the next step. I will let everybody know when that happens. What's up, Jason? How you doing? I'm good. How are you? I'll go and everybody there. We're doing good. Jason. Are you in a relationship? I am in a relationship, yeah. How would you feel if another man was hitting on your woman? I actually love it. Okay. You're like me. I am like you, and there's no cuckole situations going on here at all, so don't let nobody tell you that. Yeah. You're good. Yeah. I think what it is is that like now you're, you're more confident in your relationship. That I think whoever's, whoever's hitting on your wife is not going to get him because you're confident in that. You know, that's a very good point. There have been times where I don't think Chelsea and I were in good places, and I think the times that we weren't in good places are usually the times when it used to drive me the most crazy. Like, even if, even if we both equally didn't like each other, if I saw, you know, her with it, you know, talking to another person, I always just assumed something like that. Mike, what's up? Hey, how's it going? My job? First time caller. Yes. What's up, Mike? So, um, I have a beautiful wife and she has what I like to call an end table booty. So like literally at the bar, set your beer on it, go to the bathroom, come back, your beer is still there. All right. So anywhere that we go, I'm always watching every dude's eyes because I am a jealous person and we'll be in the grocery store, wherever we're at, and literally I'll walk past, you know, we'll walk past the guy. I just watch that guy's eyes. He makes his way around in my wife's butt, and then it'll go from her butt to my death stare. And they can always just look right away like they just look at the ceiling everywhere. That's great. And that's how I handle that and I am a jealous person. Mike meet Vinny. Vinny meet Mike. Guys, guys say hello to each other. What's up, Vinny? Vinny is completely different than you. He's up on our call screen board. Mike, you want to give this guy the death stare? You want to probably do what Shannon did and stab the bitch. I mean, absolutely. I keep a eight inch hunting blade in my pocket. All right. Mike's different. Mike, what do you say? I mean, I'm sorry, Vinny. I apologize. Yeah. I think it's the first time called a long time. Yeah, we got two first times. What's up? No, no, that's about fifth time. Y'all never did it to me. We kick it back. You're a liar. So, I usually like my drug is so sick that I mean, you see, guys, biddies, but everything people on them tight dresses, we go out and speak like downtown or something, or to the mall. Then I walk about six, eight, ten steps behind and just watch people jump back. We can't do that. We can't have that one. Good warning. The other words were fine that everybody was saying, but we have to stop them at that one. But wait a second. I'll say it. I'll translate for you like, like, you know, you're speaking a foreign language. What Vinny says differently than Mike is. He likes to walk around a mall and when people are checking out his wife's chest and butt, he actually gets so turned on by it. He goes home and pleasures himself to that. No, I'll go that far. No, I'll just say, but it gets you turned out. That's interesting. What do you think about that, Mike? You think that's weird? I mean, me personally, I would not do it. It makes my blood boil mojo like, you know, I love my wife. I've dedicated my whole life to my wife, her to me. And I know she's the most loyal woman, so I never really have to worry about that. But it's more of like, kind of a territorial thing with me. Like, I let that guy know in that moment, I'll wait. I got nothing but time if he wants to look away or anything, I'll catch that guy in the next aisle. The girl she's doing. It's not fair about me. I mean, so I let them know that I know what they're doing. Yeah. And they generally look the other way. I mean, I'm not a small, non-intimidating guy by any means. But at the same time, it's like, what do you, not what do you expect me to do? But if the woman is, like you say, in-table booty, it's like, how am I not going? Right. And I can understand that, but at the same time, that's my end. I won't, I won't look at a girl if she's with her man or children. I don't want to do that. It's disrespectful. Yeah. I'll have my whole family with me. We got four kids together. So, okay. Would you just wait, would you stab another man in front of your kids? I mean, I have two sons and I would like them to learn to pop away the people all that. Kind of murder. I think, honestly, I think my kids, my sons would stab another man if they were looking at their mom. Keith has a question for me and then I got to wrap this up. Keith, hi. All right. You need to resend the comment of you being a cuckold. Yeah. Do you think that you're fully, fully understanding this? Let me put it in layman's terms. That would be basically you sitting in a corner while Chelsea is. Oh, no. No, no, no. I couldn't do that. I couldn't do that. I'm not. I'm not that. I, that's not me. I'm a little boring, you know, we watch real housewives of Beverly Hills usually. So that, that, yeah, thank you for the call, buddy. I appreciate it. No problem. All right. You take care of yourself and, um, thanks, uh, Mojo likes big butts and he cannot lie. This is Mojo in the morning.