Billy & Lisa in the Morning

Talking To The Dead, Advice And Ranting

Halfway through the show and the fun continues! We checked in with Joey McIntyre after getting a winner for the New Kids contest. We shared some weird stories and chatted with the dead! Billy went on a rant and our listers told us the worst pick up lines they've been told! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!

Duration:: 50m
Broadcast on:: 10 Jul 2024
Audio Format:: mp3

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We had Joey McIntyre in the studio and he caught up with his old friend Billy Costa told some classic stories and also about his house that he has here in Massachusetts. Joey McIntyre is now in the studio. Hey, you guys were in Boston the entire morning show went. Justin, you were there too, right? I was there with my beautiful wife who is a big fan. Yeah, which you could be here to meet Joey today. Yeah, great taste. Yeah, I was there with my wife. I got to ask you something about that show. First of all, you guys are great. You bring it every time. Your fans are rabid. God bless them. Thank God. That's why I'm here. Yeah, by the way, feel free to call in if you want to talk to Joey. He's going to be here for an hour 6179311108. There was a moment in the show that we were all a little perplexed guy. Jordan Knight at one point in the show climbed up on a podium of sorts. Let's start there. No, he appeared. Yeah, on a podium. Up on a podium. It was climb up on a podium. Okay. It was very Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn Monroe. Okay, he stood there. No, there was wind. He wasn't wearing a skirt, Billy. He wasn't wearing a skirt. He had a very loose blouse on like a satin. Now, now, now. Yes, I'll give you that right. Yes. And he tore it open. Yes. Yes. Right. And the fans were blowing the shirt. I know. I know you've been very supportive over the years. Yes. Very, very supportive. And we love you for it. But you failed the test today because that is an iconic moment. He's done that in 1990. Okay. And it was, you know, the fans will tell you, oh, my God, the fan in the white shirt and it's blowing and it's during a song called Baby, I Believe In You. There you go. So then he did it again in 2008. Yeah. And it was amazing. And he decided to bring it back. But it was that statuesque stare he had as a wind blew up from beneath him. Now, I'm not criticizing it. You think I'm giving him credit. He pulled it off. Yeah. Okay. You know, and I just wanted to paint the right, the correct picture here. It was a beautiful moment. Yeah. At least I'm thinking, Michelangelo, you're thinking, you know, Picasso is what I'm saying. It was so work of art. Yes. My eyes. Yes. It's something that should be in the Madame Tussaud. And done. Wacked me. That would be his pose. That would be it. Okay. The Lisa Donovan sees Jordan all the time in Milton. So exciting. It is very exciting. He's a great guy. He's a great guy. One other thing, Gelly, I know you've got a place down on the South Shore. Yeah. I'm not going to be specific because I don't want ratting fans. I'm sure they know where I am. I'm had to make a bet this morning with Justin, the executive producer that I'll never drive to the South Shore again. How did you do it? Well, it's insane. Who are these people? Well, cars aren't moving. It's like everybody's escaping. The aliens have arrived. I can't. I mean, when I do it, I do it at once. And I stay there when we got the how Donnie had a place down there. It's yeah, Plymouth. I don't think they're going to show up like it like a dawn of the dead here. You know, I mean, listen, the block is the size of a pebble exactly. It's a leg down. Yeah. No, but yeah. So Donnie was down there. And I thought growing up and, you know, I was JP guy and their dot rats. So they thought Plymouth was like, you know, Martha's radio. You know what I mean? So I'm like, I'm like, yeah, I'm the way to the Cape. I'm not coming up. Yeah. It's like the Irish Riviera, but exactly, exactly. White horse beach, the whole thing. But cut to what we drive by this house, my heart starts pounding. It's it's right on the water. Oh, yeah. And we've been there for 10 years. And it's just it's wonderful. And once you're there, it's, you know, you don't you don't need to go to the Cape. You you discover exactly. You just kind of now two hours now off off your commute. So it's it's wonderful with airless unless because the kids are getting older and, you know, they got stuff to do. But I will be down there for for a spell tonight. So I don't know. So you got me all shook like I'm going to be like, well, I got three hours in the car today. You're driving there on a Friday. I lost your money. We don't have a problem. Oh my God. No, I will never go. Not bad. It's so bad. Really bad. We even ran off. She was a Milton and it's not yet. Yeah. If you leave now, you might make it for dinner. Oh my God, it's crazy land. Wow. By the way, in Plymouth, Donnie had a place there. He did have a place. Yeah. Whose house is bigger? He's from Dorchester. So it's not as big as mine. Listen, donnie's doing very well if you have a notice very well and he's very generous. And one of the many things he's given me is a relationship with down there and getting a place. Oh, so Donnie was first. He was there. We stayed at his house and then right across the street, again, he's not on the ocean. Dorchester, I'm on it. You know, you came from different this melody tent show. If it's not sold that, I'll be shocked. But if it isn't, it will be after the show. It's doing very well. There are some tickets left, but it's it's, you know, people are down there. It's a summer show. It's kind of like a sure, you know, destination, if you will. And yeah, I'm excited. So it's Cape Cod melody tent, when? In Hyannis, August 4th. August 4th. Now, what's the show going to be like? Well, it's, it's a little bit of everything. I always, I keep going back to, I did Carnegie Hall in January. So I just turned the big five out, by the way. You, I know. I know Billy, I look amazing. I know, I know. It's crazy. People rub their eyes. They go, what? It's like cartoon. The eyes come out. No, that is so cool. No, you're talking about Carnegie Hall. Yeah. Talking about my age. No, you. Yes, fabulous. So you know what? And you look the same. Right, Justin? Didn't you? Weren't you thinking that you say the same again? Exactly. Two plays and one morning, too? No. Okay. No, thank you. I, I, I figured I wanted to do something special. And so I played Carnegie Hall in January. And, and again, the fans sold it out. And it was amazing. And I had all very special guests. And the guys came down as a beautiful night. We played for three hours. Amazing. So I had this repertoire of, you know, new kid stuff and my solo stuff and Broadway stuff and standards in this beautiful night. But I can't bring that all. I kind of had to like put it on the shelf and let it be what it is. So I'm, I've cultivated and worked on this new set list. And it's a little bit of that. It's a little bit. I love covers. I love you too. I love Elton John. I love George Michael. But, you know, I've written a lot of stuff myself. I got new kid stuff and, you know, it's a, it's a good night. It's a good night. That's got to be a lot of pressure. So when you do the new kid stuff, you have to dance alone. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's no way, you know, I want to, I want to razz my dot rats again and say the only one that's really dancing up there, you know, no, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. No, it's Jonathan. Can you pick it? I don't think she's going to be on. Yeah. No, I. Billy and Lisa, this one away. And as always, Lisa Donovan, we start with you would have begun. Yeah. Okay. So, warning here, this is going to upset you. A super Tuesday voter has gone viral for his explanation of why Nikki Haley shouldn't be president. One is not going to be a good president. You have no balls to scratch. Scratch your head. All the women's good for my book is having babies and taking care of the house and then, but that's that's the old thing, you know, but I'm old school. So you never even considered her? No. Mainly because she's a woman, because she's female. I mean, female won't tell me wrong. Females know what they're doing, but they still got to have a little bit of guidance. Okay. How in 2024 is this still happening? It was in North Carolina and like in the hills of had to all in the ground as they find this guy, Graham, North Carolina, whatever that is. Yeah, God. Now, do you see his picture? He doesn't look, he doesn't sound too too old. No, I mean, he's probably in his 50s, you know, kind of redneck looking guy, but to go on camera and say that on national TV, you know, it's really scary that people still feel like really upsetting. Yeah. You know what? Typically, I would say, God, we shouldn't run that, but I'm now I'm thinking we should run it just so people know something like that still exists. Yeah, we don't we don't hide from stories, especially in weird stories. We cover it all. Yep. You know, we cover it all. I mean, Billy, why do we need to play this joke? Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the sink. I'm like, well, no, this is this is not a laughing matter. I'm sorry. This is very serious and unfortunate. I have nothing to do with that. Okay. I want to be on record. Nothing to do with it. It wasn't you. How about this market basket has sold 10 winning lottery tickets on the same day. Whoa. The market basket in Tuxbury has bragging rights when it comes to selling winning tickets. Get this. It's sold 10 winning tickets and the numbers game on Sunday. Each ticket won just over $2,000. The numbers game is drawn twice a day. The two largest lottery prizes won in Massachusetts this year were two four million dollar prizes. Yeah. What do we say about market basket on the Billy and Lisa show? From the basket to the basket. That's right. Now you can win some money. I love that. How did we not know that Powerball was up to four 160? I know. We knew it. We're only all in it. We're on it. Wow. That's a crazy situation. Go market basket. All right. Winnie. What have you got? Okay. So in Arizona, there was a rattlesnake found in a woman's backseat, but it was most likely there for two weeks. First a laugh and then pan first a lot and I lost my mind and he turned around and he had seen a ton kind of like flipping on him. He's like, get out of the car. And so I freeze up because I'm like, when I get scared, I freeze in a state where there's lots of critters and lots of things that can get into small spaces, personal spaces to know what to do in that situation and who to call. We got real comfortable in that car. That snake made it's made it's home in there. It's a rattler. It was a rat killing a rattlesnake. Yeah. I'm not sure. Are they poisonous? I'm not going to kill you. Yeah. I mean, it's Arizona is a desert. So it's not uncommon for that to be rattlesnakes, but I probably climbed in through either like the engine or something. I don't like snakes. Yeah, I hate snakes. You're awesome. You've just and I know your wife is the one that kills the bugs. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. What do you mean? She kills spiders in your house. Yeah. And remember, women can't be leaders. It's like you say things to Winnie off one on one you share. And then she weaponizes the microphone and for everybody. You have made that on air that your wife's a tougher person than you are. Oh, she she is hands down. That's why when I was thinking about the North Carolina weirdo that said that about Nikki Haley. Yeah. When I heard that, I thought to myself, I wonder what happened if he said that to my wife's face or Billy's wife, Michelle. Oh, my God. Roundhouse kick. Yeah. Clearly. Done them in a hypothetical here. Let's say the two of us were stranded in the desert. I was bitten by a rattler. Would you suck the venom out of my leg? Of course. Okay. Just wanted to know. It's good to know. Not even a question. Not even a question. You suck and then you spit. There you go. Okay. And now that will live forever on this show. All right. I have another animal story. A man from California says he was stung by a scorpion on his testicles while sleeping at the Venetian Las Vegas hotel. Oh, sorry. Justin now can't play your your clip from this because. Oh, no, no, no, no, I have it. Yeah. No, I score a scorpion bit. This guy's nuts. You know what this is? This is nuts. I woke up with a sharp pain in my private area. Yeah. I was surprised. I didn't know what is that. I reached my hand to see what's happening over there under the cover and they just got another sharp pain another sharp pain. The venom is creature stinging Fargee three to four times. The medical report clearly shows the focus of the injury. Oh, that's crazy at the Venetian. You don't expect a scorpion to be in your bed. That's a freaky scorpion right. Yeah. And there's a swelling. I mean, have you seen meat the millers? Oh, the classic film. Oh, God, there's a testicle swelling that happens there. Oh, my God. Yeah. What do you do? Like when it bites you like that three times in your nuts. What do you do? I'm Lisa. What do you do? You suck and then you spit. Okay. A tutorial there. Rare, very rare, gray whale extinct in the Atlantic, by the way, was spotted just off the coast of Nantucket. You know how I love whales. Mm. Yeah. This one hasn't been seen for a century. Yeah, centuries. I don't know. Let's go to Dougie me in for the report. A miraculous discovery off the waters of Nantucket. Check out a gray whale once thought to be extinct in the Atlantic Ocean. It's been spotted by a New England Aquarium research team. Researchers saw it last Friday. They were on an aerial tour about 30 miles south of Nantucket. It's just the fifth sighting of this type of whale in the Atlantic in centuries. Wow. The appearance is likely due to warmer temperatures along the gray whale's migration path. Yeah. By the way, Dougie me in over a Channel 5 knows what he's talking about. Did you know that it used to be a ferry captain between the Cape and islands? Yeah. I knew he was a big boater, but I know it was that big of a boat. Interesting. Yeah. When I was growing up as a kid, Dougie me in was the helicopter guy. Yeah. I'm 25. I'm 25. He was in the helicopter every morning. Yeah. I just don't want the pocket square guy. Oh, yeah. That's you. I didn't know he was so decorated. Yeah. He has the biggest pocket square collection of anybody you know. Yeah. Bill says he's a friend of his and, you know, he knows him well, but Dougie's never returned our calls or come on our show. Really? So we don't know. But he's like really hot for like an old guy. He's a silver fox. Okay. Why don't you have to sneak in for an old guy? Okay, an older gentleman. He's a silver fox. He's hot. He couldn't make my dad or grandfather, but I think he's hot. Where have you got those? Okay. So Jay Taper Tapper, whatever he named me. Yeah. Jay Tapper. Jay Tapper. I don't want to news from CNN interviewing Nikki Hilly yesterday. And he had a Freudian slip when he said that Trump participated in an erection. The Colorado Supreme Court, of course, wasn't saying their official explanation was not, they didn't like Donald Trump. They said he participated in an erection. Oh boy. And I have to see his interactions. Sorry. I mean, I'm sorry. I have to say, I got five this morning to the case. Oh my God. When I'm exhausted. All right, Jake, you don't have to explain yourself. I mean, my heart participated in both. Oh boy. That's you think he had? Well, yeah, the couple kids. Yeah. I mean, there's a good chance he could have. You have a massive erection. Okay. Really? Yes, I do. I'm sorry. It's it. It's the pleats. From the Planet Fitness Kiss 108 studios, we're back with a villi and Lisa in the morning on kiss 108. It's always crazy when our resident medium Maureen Hancock stopped by. What up, everybody? It is Justin. And yeah, Maureen Hancock is a medium. She can, yeah, talk to the dead. She does shows everywhere, but she also stops by every once in a while to do live readings for our audience. And let me tell you, it's one of our most popular segments. Michelle, you've got Maureen Hancock on the line. Hi there. Hi. Hey there. So, um, so really strong motherly woman just came forward. Uh, there's also a younger male who passed unexpectedly. Who are you hoping to hear from today? Well, there's lots of them. Um, but you hit too important. So there was a my brother. Oh, don't say anything. Okay. And your mom? Yep. Yes. No, um, grandmother. Okay. So to me, she helped raise you. She I feel like she lived right near you. Um, and then I'm seeing like back in the day, maybe like Boston, West Roxbury or something like that. And so in just a yes or no, your brother passed unexpectedly, right? Yes. Okay. Cause and has it been a while for him? It has. I just heard I haven't missed out on your life that he's your number one guardian angel. And I do feel like he's showing me hands. So that's like, you know, taking some responsibility for the passing. Um, yep. Right. And because he's just said like, like you could not have saved me. And I see you looking up to him. Is he was he older than you? No, no. Okay. Just much taller. Much taller. I love that. Okay. But he is saying like, I, you know, he learned some deep spiritual lessons. He's right there with your grandmother. Definitely your grandfather. Someone was Navy in the Navy. Navy. I don't know in the Navy. So when I radio this one right before I said that again, one of his songs, his song reminds me of him came on right before I called in, so it's open up. And what about Michael? Michael, Mark? Oh, I have an uncle, Mike. Yeah. Okay. Don't we all though? No, but seriously, but I heard that name. So listen, your brother, your grandmother, the wait is your dad passed? No. Okay. So it must be the grandfather that wants to be heard. So listen, they are definitely with you lots of love from the heavens above. Thank you. Anna Maria, you're next. Go ahead. Hey, there. It's like 1-800 dial the debt. Who can I get for you? I feel like a waitress. I'm Maureen. Who can I get? I'll allow it. Who can I connect you with? So, well, some like my grandmother passed away just under three weeks ago, so I know it's quite early. Let me just go with that. Okay. Don't tell me anything. Okay, no feeding this I kick, but usually it takes two to three months for them to get situated, to be able to come through. But I am feeling her because I just got really anxious and I feel that when they're new. And she's pointing to her head like I'm whole again and sort of circling her head. So she needs you to know that. And is this your mom's mom? Yes. Just and I know I had a 50/50 chance with that. But you know, mom or dad, but she is saying like I feel like your mom had responsibility for her. Is that right? She's saying this. She made the right decision and you helped as well. You dotted the eyes, you crossed the T. She wanted it very simple. I feel like you did she have like dementia or something? No. Okay. So this is just weird feeling in my head that she's bringing up. Okay. And where did the three kids come in? I have three kids. Oh, perfect. I know we always forget, right? And it's two and one. Is it two boys and a girl? What do you have? Yes. Okay. Yeah. I know it's overwhelming, right? But she wants you to I can't believe she's coming through it three weeks, but she wants you to know like I'm right here. Okay. And what a strong, strong lady and keep it simple, she said. Keep it simple. Live this life. Lots of love from the heavens above. Thank you. All right. And we got to keep moving. Molly, you're up next. Say hello to Maureen Hancock. Hi there. Hi, Maureen. Hi there. Hey, good. You have awesome energy. Has anyone ever told you you're an empath and you can feel things? I can feel it right now, Maureen. You you have something. You're very psycho. I mean, psychic. Hey, listen, who there's a there's a dad figure here. Who are you hoping to hear from? Yeah. Your dad. Yeah. Yeah. He jumped right in and he was just like, don't ask. Just tell her that I'm here. And hey, is there any connection that pointing up north to like New Hampshire, Maine? You know, yeah, we grew up in New Hampshire. Perfect. That's it. I love it. So hard to think, right? When you're on, you know, point here. Yeah. So listen, Dad said, and he had just a yes, no, he had illness, right? Yeah, yeah, cancer. Yeah, because he just said, don't picture me sick. Okay. And this guy never complained a day in his life. I can feel it, right? Right. So, um, and, and he's laughing. He just has, oh, and he has a brother past. Oh, no, if not, it's a brother-in-law, but there's somebody butchy or buddy or something like that. My, oh, yeah. Um, I can't remember right now because I'm nervous, obviously. But you know, he had plenty of buddies that path. Okay. So listen, don't picture him sick. He doesn't have this anymore. And lots of love from the heavens above. And we move on to Nicole. You're up next with Maureen Hancock. Oh, you're on a roll. Oh, man. I don't want to go ahead, Nicole. Hello. Hi, Nicole. It's Maureen. Hi. Hi there. Who are you hoping to hear from today? My dad. Okay. So, um, so did you not have proper closure with him? I feel like he passed quickly. Um, he did pass quickly. Yeah. Can you show me this, like, going downhill very fast? I feel like something in his blood, like either like a claw or infection or something like that. Um, yeah, it was an aneurysm. Oh, it was in the blood. Yeah. So listen, he is, um, he's a deep thinker, but also very funny, right? So he's, he's like, I'm very smart and like well-read and blah, blah, blah. And then, um, did you use his name? The middle name or somebody did? No. So keep that in mind. Okay. And then do you know anybody like David or Dan? They can be living too. Anyway, so put that in your back pocket. Sometimes you have a dawn on your moment later. Right. So, um, and he said, I'm not missing out. I'm not missing out. So hey, has it been a little while for him? Um, it'll be a year next time. Only one year. Okay. Well, you, he said that you can hear him. He's coming dreams to you. Do you remember one dream? Yeah. I think he hugged you, right? Yeah. I can feel it. And he said, like, that was me. And so, talk about how I lived, not how I died. He's right beside you. He sees your baby. Obviously, I can hear the baby, but there's two kids around you and lots of love from the heavens above. Maureen, every time we have you and I have this picture in my brain of everybody up there in heaven just having like a town hall gathering so they can all talk to you so they can talk to them. It's like they're lined up, right? Yes. Yeah. They're all queued up in heaven. Right? Yeah. Let's we have one more call and it's going to be you, Olivia, say hello to Maureen. Hi, Olivia. Hi. Hi, Maureen. Hi, then. Hi, Maureen. Do you know of a younger person who passed abruptly? A younger person. It feels like on the friend level or you know them. Yes. Yes. I do. Yeah. And, and how do you know him? Oh, him. Okay. Yeah. It's a meal. Oh, I had a friend that passed away for four months ago over, um, you know, on overdose. That's it. Okay. So because I, and I should have said it first, but I just felt toxins in my system. And all I heard was thanks for thinking of me. But who, there's a woman trying to get through to you more like grandmotherly. Who are you hoping to hear from? Well, I was hoping to hear from my dad, but my grandmother just recently passed away on the 24th of April. Wow. So only a month and a half. Yeah. Almost two months, but she is a spitfire. She came in like, and anybody in like public service, like law enforcement firefighter. Um, my grandfather was so, you know, um, her, her husband. Is he, was he a firefighter or a police officer? Um, Boston police officer. No, very proud. So it hasn't even gone a long time. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He was there to greet her. Yeah. Yeah. He was there to greet her. And you're so, and I just heard I had a heart attack. Where does that come in? My dad. Yeah. He's right here. He's right here. And I love this, right? Do you have a tattoo for him? Do I what have a tattoo for him? Or somebody does. I do. Oh, you do. Okay. Do you have to fix it? Is it fading? Is it fading? Um, not that. Maybe there's something on it right now. Well, he loves a tattoo. He talked about like this came out of nowhere. He just said, um, she couldn't have saved me. So wherever that goes, okay. And it just all happens. I know. You know what I mean? So, but he's saying like, I feel good. Like I feel young again. He met Frank Sinatra. Did he like Frank Sinatra? He did. I can't start browning the nose. Okay. We all have somewhere we're trying to get to. As the largest energy producer in Colorado, Chevron is helping meet rising demand. And we're working to do it responsibly. Our next gen tankless facilities reduce the greenhouse gas emissions of our operations by more than 90% compared to our older designs, working to provide Colorado with energy that's affordable, reliable, and ever cleaner. So everyone can get to where they want to be. You've arrived. That's energy in progress. Visit chevron.com/tankless. From the planted fitness kids 108 studios. We're back with a Billy and Lisa in the morning on kids 108. Good morning, everybody. Welcome back final hour of the Billy and Lisa show. I'm Justin. And if you're a regular listener of the show, you know all about Billy cost his famous rants. What's he ran about today? Well, that would be one of his favorite places. We have a little thing to discuss here. Winnie yesterday, you posted a video of me in the middle of something. Yeah. So if you like the kiss Instagram or Billy Lisa Instagram, there is a video of Billy ranting and raving. I muted it. Because you know, Billy can't be trusted when we're on air. He can't be trusted. And I didn't know that she was videotaping me in the middle of one of my rants. You always say that. Yeah. You didn't see the phone. No, she kind of, I did but the very end I did because she holds it very low. Okay. And kind of away from me. So I don't really know what's going on. Plus, I'm in the middle of a rant. I'm not looking at Winnie. I'll do respect. So can we reveal what the rant was? Okay, I need to be careful with this. But I just want to say, you know, I've got a certain OCD complex. You do. Okay. So I tend to go to the car wash more than most people. Okay. And all of a sudden in my life, the last year or so, the car wash has become the most stressful part of my life. I mean more stressful than work than anything I do. The minutes I spend at a car wash are just very stressful. And I'll try to tell you why. Okay. Recently. And I'm not naming car washes because I think this is all car washes universally now. There's a new thing where they want you to be a member of their family. Okay, they want you to be a member of the car wash. I know where you go with it. I know. So, and I don't know when it's started, but it's fairly recently. So when you pull in, you would go up to the, the guide that takes the money or takes your credit card. And yeah, it's a quick, it was a quick transaction. And in you go and then the guide directs you, make sure your tires are going in the right place. Well, recently they started this thing where when you pull up to pay so you can go in the car wash, he holds, he's holding a pamphlet like a brochure. Okay. And he's trying to explain to you that you need to get a membership to the car wash. You need to join the family at the car wash. And and and you say, well, you know, I'm not really interested. I just want one wash. Yeah, they don't let it go. They don't let it go. But I keep saying how much money you'll save. If you join the membership, then they get very critical critical of you. If you say no, like they're not taking no for an answer. No, Billy's so right on this. You're so right. They shame you. Yeah. And you say, like the look on their face is like, are you kidding me? No, they say the words. What are you stupid? You could get, you could get as many car washes as you want for a dollar a month. I'm like, I don't want it. So it's been going on for so long. And Lisa knows this. Yeah, he's been talking about this for a month. So that now, as I'm heading to the car wash, like I'll get in the car now and go to the car wash, right? And the entire trip to the car wash, I'm thinking about what story I can make up to justify the fact that I can't. I don't want to join the family. Billy told one guy that he was selling the car and that he was taking it to get washed as he's driving into the dealership. Yeah, the car's been sold. Right? So that's one story. Listen, I've sold the car and delivering it today. That's why I'm coming to the car. We told him he's moving to Florida. More of it. You're lying? Yes. That's how crazy it's got. But he's getting stressed because he's like running out of lies. Yeah. So now I feel pressured into becoming up with a more creative story. Every time I don't know this guy from Adam, like, you know, and I can barely understand him. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Right? And now he's, and now he's shouting at me. And I know I just told you I sold the car. And I've also told them before that the car's going to Florida for the winter. Okay. Like now I'm sharing phony family stories with him. Yeah. So what are the lies you've told so far? Okay. The car was just sold. Okay. Yeah. Cleaning it for that purpose. Okay. Or it's Oh, yesterday was it's not my car. Well, you borrowed the car because I'm giving and now I'm going on and giving them detail. And I'm saying I'm because he was so nice to loan me the car, I feel the need to vacuum it and clean it so I can give it back. But now it's taken another turn. Now, you know, when you pull into the free vacuums, they have a separate guy with brochures now that walks around the vacuum cleaners and trying to push you into the membership. So now that's episode one. And then you got episode two when you get to the cashier. And there's a third guy now. Because when you come out of the car wash, you want to wipe down your car. And by the way, some car washes do that. Why do some car washes don't have the guys wiping down the car? Anyway, now you're wiping down the car and a third guy comes up and they're dressed a little bit better, you know. And now I need another story. So now every time I go to the car wash, I need three different stories. Well, I tell the same story three times. I know because then I leave and I'm still stressed because I'm wondering, oh, did the one guy tell the other guy that I told him a different story? Then you would be caught. You don't want to get caught. Can I ask your question? Why don't you just get the membership? If you go so much, you would save money. It's just because nobody's getting 14 car washes a week. Even if you go once a week, it will pay for itself. Regardless, how many times you're going to the car wash in the winter? I desperately hope that today when you go, the guy comes up to you and says, I thought you were moving to Florida. It's kiss 108 and we're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning. All right, we're back. Good morning, everybody, Justin here. So if you're new to the Billy and Lisa show, we use the talkback mic a lot. If you don't know what that is, it's a feature on the iHeart Radio app. You can download the app. You search kiss 108. There's a red microphone on the listen live page. If you tap that, you can send me a message which I then put on the radio and make you a part of the Billy and Lisa show. And a big part of that is people asking for advice. Morning, everyone. I am asking for some advice. I'm a teacher and I am pretty miserable in my current situation. Another opportunity has come up at a different school and I need to ask my principal for a letter of recommendation. What do you think is the best way to do that? Like just be straightforward or kind of like head around it a little bit and the advice would be great. Thanks. Well, does she have reason to believe that the headmaster would not give her a good letter of recognition? If that's the fact, why? Well, I may be because they don't want her to leave, right? Because then that puts them in a tough spot. But for me, I think she should just hit it head on and I think that she should talk to the principal and say, look, I'm just not happy here for these reasons. I'd love to move on. I hope that you support me. Right? Yeah, it's really weird to not give a letter of recognition to somebody who's moving on. Right. I don't think she's worried about getting about them giving her a bad one. I think she's worried about having the conversation telling them I don't like it here. Right. I need to leave. She could always just lie. Yeah, I want to know more about why she doesn't like it there. I think a lot of teachers, we've talked about this with the Brockton public schools, a lot of different teachers having a lot of issues, whether it be with the children, the school system, the pay, whatever it is. I mean, there's a lot of burnout. Right. Or she could be driving a long way. That, you know, the commutes killing her. There's so many factors that you're unhappy at a job. So maybe she makes it less personal and just says like, it's not fitting my lifestyle anymore. Right. I need to move to a different district. I just didn't head on and say it just isn't working for me. And I think she's aware that a lot of teachers listen to this show in the morning and they may have some suggestions. So she's reaching out to them as well as us. I don't know why she'd want my opinion. No, the only the only person's opinion who matters is Lisa. Right. That's just the way it is. Well, she's right. You know, like anything in life, you want to hit it straight on. You don't want to beat around the bush. Right. I know that, you know, before I learned new any better, I would just leave jobs and never even give a notice. Oh boy. Yeah, that's yeah. That's problematic. I'm sick of this job. I'm gonna back it up. And it's about your career. And also, so you need to hit it straight on. This is what you want out of your life. Very good point. And also, like if you sit down with this person and this person understands where you're coming from, you can come up with a plan, like a succession plan. Yeah. And you can give a long notice and be respectful of the school that you're working in. Yeah. You know what I recommend? You walk into the headmaster's office and right away, you hand the headmaster a bottle of whiskey. Who calls it a headmaster? Well, you know, what is it, the principal, the headmaster? Well, who am I insulting by saying headmaster? I would ask him where we were. I've never heard that term. Well, Bill, I think my kids call it. It's called the head of school headmaster. Thank you so much. Thank you. Can I go to the phones, please? Yeah, please. We have a principal on the phone. Oh, awesome. Is it a headmaster? Sure. It's not a headmaster. It could be, Mary Beth, are you a headmaster? I am not a headmaster. I am a principal. But it sounds very important to be headmaster. Sure. So you wouldn't be insulted if I called you a headmaster? I would not be insulted. Okay. So what would you do? Would you tell her to go like head straight on or talk to the principal or what? Honestly, it's the best policy. I think now, at this year, principals are planning the next school year, believe it or not, what teachers are going to be where. I think it would be beneficial to have a conversation. The principal may say, if she's not a teacher that is as successful as she could be, she may say absolutely. Let me help you go to a place where you're going to be more happy. Or she may say, tell me about why you want to leave and find out other opportunities either in that building or in the district. So I think I think that person would be missing out if they went the back door and lied or wasn't completely honest. My policy is come in, talk to me, we'll work it out. We may agree, we may not agree, but at least everything's out on the table. And you would give the letter of recommendation, right? I would always give a letter of recommendation, always. Okay. Unless someone broke the law or obviously was terminated or something like that, then I wouldn't. But everyone has a strength and sometimes that strength just doesn't match the position that they're currently in. Yeah, totally agree. That's a nice way of putting weren't a very good teacher. Well, again, it comes down to, if she doesn't want to be there, then you should let her go. Let's go to Sarah. Hey, Sarah. Sarah, good morning. Hi, Sarah. Your thoughts on this? Well, I've been a teacher for 35 years and in my experience, just being honest and telling the truth about how you feel is probably the best route. But more to the point of how the caller is feeling, there's a lot of guilt surrounding teaching and meeting teaching professions. I think because it's a child-centered profession, we oftentimes feel very guilty. I would encourage this person, this girl, to not feel that. But the state of education, as it is right now, there aren't a lot of external rewards. The rewards of teaching are internal. You have to be happy, and you have to love it. Otherwise, you really should move on. Teaching has become a very difficult, stressful profession, much more so than it was 35 years ago when I started. And she's got to do what's right for her ultimately. And I would encourage her to do that. Think, don't act impulsively. Go in and tell your superiors exactly how you feel. But before you leave the profession, try another district, try another role. Don't abandon it until you're sure that you have to. And if you do have to, it's okay too. Yeah, it's going to be as many teachers as we can. Absolutely. And you know what I love about this show is we get all sides. We get both sides of things. Right. You know, we've got a lot of the side of go right in, be honest, you know, be upfront about why you want to leave. Here's the other side. You guys are so sweet and positive. You can tell that you've never worked today in public school and I love that for you. Stay happy. However, I do think part of this person not wanting to have this conversation with their principal is, what if they don't get the job? What if they're stuck there after having this conversation? Because that can happen if they didn't happen. And it can be a wholly uncomfortable experience. So if I were her, I would stay as self as possible on her way out the door. Yeah, she's right. It could go bad on the other side. It's kiss one way and we're back with the Billy and Lisa in the morning Justin here in one final moment to get to. I love this one talking about the worst pickup lines you've ever heard. Some of these are just crazy. Please don't ever use these Fiona. Hello, how are we? Good. What's going on, Fiona? All right. So my pickup line, I don't know if it's good or not. I get turned off by it. My name's Fiona. So they'll be like, oh, can I be your Shrek? Oh, hell. If I go on my dating app, 50% of them are something about Shrek. And my mom did not name me after Princess. I was born before Shrek. That's always my response. Yeah. It's enough about Shrek. How are you doing in the dating world, Fiona? She's someone for a Shrek. Yeah. That's it. That's a bit corny. And this comes from like all these women submitted their best worst, most creative pickup lines. And they compiled them all. This is where this came from. I can't believe some of these dudes say this. This is crazy in the most insulting pickup lines category. Wow. I love your outfit. It would look great on the floor of my bedroom. I heard that before too. Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty messed up. Oh my God. All right. Her name is Blake. She's 27. And someone actually said that to her. Oh my God. Yeah, that's crazy. Oh, what about this one to Sarah? Who's 26? When are you gonna hit on me? When are you gonna hit on me? Yeah, there are some really lame guys out there, huh? Oh, but this one. Can I ask you a question? Sure. What's up? Are you a beaver? Excuse me? Looks up and looks are up and down because damn. Okay. Oh, that's why we got now. I remember why I started in a girl. Yeah. When he actually became a lesbian. Yeah. Let's go to Haley. Haley, the best or worst. What have you got for us? Hi. Um, so I have this really funny one. Um, I was at school and some K walk after me. And he goes, are you a taco? Because I'm going to show you up with sour cream. Oh my God. Okay. Oh my God. That's just. I don't know if that was clean enough for the radio, but we'll just keep it moving. Okay. Oh my God. Okay. Just took a turn. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. I'm gonna keep it clean here is the worst pickup line. You remind me of my little toe. I'll probably bang you later when I'm drunk. That's creative. That one was pretty good. That was good. I was pretty good. So you wear this pickup line I had was I was sitting in a bar with my boyfriend who had stepped outside to smoke a cigarette. We're just driving through town. We stopped to have a quick drink. And the gentleman approached me and said, how much? I said, for what? He said, for the night. Apparently I was in the world kind of far. I guess so. That does happen. That does happen. Oh, these are pretty good. The worst pickup line I ever got was when I worked at a lumber yard. And one of the warehouse guys came up to me and said, Hey, I haven't been able to have an erection in like a year, but I was walking around and I thought of you and I felt a little something. You think you'd want to go out? Oh, I don't know if we can know if we're supposed to play that one too. I'm absolutely laid for that. Oh my god, the haly one was really. Yeah, that one was crazy. I think the you know, the general idea is just be normal and just be yourself and just say hello. The worst pickup line I've ever heard was how much was a bull bear way enough to break the eyes. Hi, I'm in certain name. Yeah, like an icebreaker. That was terrible. Best pickup line is a simple high. Don't don't try anything fancy. Just introduce yourself. Don't be weird. You know, now that I think of it, my wife Michelle constantly tells me that my line to her was, and I don't believe I ever did this, but she says I said, Hey, so I'm lactose intolerant. You have any advice? And I'm like, why would I ever say that? Well, you're cornea than even I do. But she hasn't given that up. I'm like, I never said that to you. Your wife's got a liar that she's very I know. Oh, I think you totally said that. Yeah. What does it even mean? So wait, you picked her up with a cornea pickup line? Yes. Oh, you know, you should be on this list, Billy. He is number one on the list. Number one. Maybe I figured it would trigger a conversation. Lactose intolerant. Never have been like, why would I say that? You just be just be yourself and just say hello. Lisa, how you doing? Oh, I was going on. Yeah, you know, what's going on, Lisa? Oh, let's go to Pam line one. Pam, what have you got for us? Hey, how are you guys today? Good, Pam. So I actually met my husband on an airplane and I had seen him in the gate and I was like, oh, the guy's pretty hot. He's a pretty good looking guy. And I was the last one to get on the plane and I was walking down the aisle and I'm looking counting my seat numbers. And I'm like, oh, my God, I'm going to sit next to that guy. So I go to put my bag up in the overhead compartment, which, of course, was way too heavy for a two day trip. And my husband's a pretty big guy. He's actually a detective lieutenant with the Mount State Police and his arm was in my seat and I was struggling to get my bag up. And I literally fell down into my seat and he pretty much caught me as I was falling down. And I sat down and he looked at me and he goes, hi, my name is Bob. I think we're going to be friends. And we've been married for 10 years. Oh, my God, that's so sweet. See, that's how I do it, Bob. I like Bob. Yeah, how to go, Bob. Simple. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, thank you for the call, Pam. My name is Pam. You see him? Pam or Pam? I'm saying Pam. Yeah, I'm sorry. Who is this gentleman? I think I might be able to help with a Pam Pam dilemma. Yeah, that'd be great. Pam. Pam. Pam. With an "A" on the end. There's no "D" Pam. Thank you, Pam. Sorry. That's so against me. I did. I think it's so, it's stepbrothers. Stepbrothers. Yeah, it's really good. Oh, God. Oh, man, so many good pickup line stories on this from the stars day. Good morning. I literally had a guy use the mirror in your pocket pickup line one time. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants. Alright, we're wrapping things up on this Wednesday morning. My name is Justin. Have an awesome day, everybody. Don't forget 3.10 this afternoon, the Vibros and Gianna will announce the first winner for the Noah Khan ticket tag. If you haven't already, head to the Kiss Instagram. There's a pinned post with all the details you need to enter to win Noah Khan tickets. And yeah, 3.10. Your name could be announced and you could be headed to Fenway Park for the sold out show next week. And I'll be back tomorrow morning. I will have post Malone tickets. I'll have new kids tickets and a thousand bucks all on the 10s. Busy show on a Thursday. The Mighty McCabe's coming up next. Have a great one. Let's kiss one away. Judy was boring. Hello. Then Judy discovered Chumba Casino dot com. It's my little escape. Now Judy's the life of the party. Oh, baby. Mama's bringing home the bacon. Whoa. Take it easy, Judy. The Chumba life is for everybody. 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