Billy & Lisa in the Morning
We're On Vacation So Lets Run It Back!
We are on vacation but don't you worry Justin has put together a great show full of some amazing segments we have done! We hear from Bobby Kelly and Tammy Pescatelli! We cover some different topic times like snuggling and crazy neighbors! Listen to Billy & Lisa Weekdays From 6-10AM on Kiss 108 on the iHeartRadio app!
- Duration:
- 41m
- Broadcast on:
- 08 Jul 2024
- Audio Format:
- mp3
- Now, best morning show in Boston. - Billy and Lisa in the morning. - It's just a great start to my day. On kiss 108. - And here we go, good morning everybody. Happy Monday, it is Justin, the Billy and Lisa show. Hope you had a great weekend. Back in action around here. We have a lot to get to this morning. So thank you for tuning in and why not start with a laugh. Bobby Kelly, one of our favorite comedians. He's from right here in Medford. He now lives in New York, but every time he's on the show, he always has us dying, laughing. If you went to comic come home the last couple of years at the TV garden, then you saw him and he killed there as well. Anyway, Bobby Kelly, we love him. - I gotta tell you, every single year as a team, we all go to comics come home. - Yes. - And you're the main reason we all go, everybody. - Ah, you're the best. - And I can't even draw a breath. I'm laughing so hard every second you're on the stage. - Now Billy and I, we almost passed out. We were laughing so hard. We're not just saying that. - Yeah. - We couldn't even breathe. I love doing it, but I'm afraid every year to do it. - Why? - Well, because the lineup is so big and massive. And then I always get the call, "Hey dude, nobody wants to follow you." And I'm like, "Well, too bad. It should be by bank account." (laughing) And that way I'd go on first. (laughing) And go, "I gotta go up there here and I'm gonna follow you." And this one doesn't, I'm like, "Well, too bad. You can stand at a different hotel with me." - Yeah, right. - If you're on a private plane, you go up the last, but I love it. It's awesome, but it is, it's terrifying. - Well, the thing about you, once you hit the stage and once you get going, you just go. And I don't know how you do it. And I can't even get a breath. 'Cause I'm already laughing at the previous joke. And now I'm laughing at the next joke. And now I'm laughing at both jokes. And I can't breathe. - Well, yeah, 'cause I like it. 'Cause, you know, delirious on the sidelines. - All right. - Hurry up, kid. You know what I mean? Hurry up. I gotta go back up there. Get in this watch. - Yeah, but yeah, no, it's great. But I love, 'cause the front row is all the, you know, the rich. - Oh, yeah. - And you always call them now. - I think one year I actually messed with the owner of the gray socks by accident. - You did. - It was just in the front. It just looked like a skinny deal with glasses. I was like, "Look at your face, Jason." - I was hungry. - Yes. And then I met him after like, "Dude, I'm so sorry." I love the red socks. - Yeah. - "Your face is fine." (laughing) - I had a job to do, I'm sorry. But I'm gonna bring my Irish Catholic family, too. I was like, "Dude, can I get 75 tickets?" (laughing) No, it's a benefit for cancer. - You do have a big family back here. - I got a huge Irish Catholic family. I don't know most of them. Hey, hey, you. - Yeah. - Well, they're all having kids every other day. - Yeah, 'cause the Irish Catholic, they don't want to stop. You know, it's like, hey, you know what? It's a 2024. You can not have as many. - Yeah. - Yeah, 'cause they all had, you know, my grandmother had eight kids. 13 of us lived in the house. I slept on the floor next to a weight bench. And next to my uncle, which smelled nice. And I still can smell smells. You know, you're walking to a school. - Oh, yeah. - This is school. - Oh, yeah. - That's poison. And yeah, it's crazy. So they all come. It's awesome. And, you know, I gotta deal with that. I'm getting calls today. I got my mother called. Can I get seven tickets? - Oh, yeah. - Who's coming? - Someone's so called. - Yeah. My neighbor, don't bring your neighbor to see me. But your neighbor, she cuts hair in a house. - Oh, that's old school. - It's old. Oh, you go to my mother's house, she has a little salon. She still asks me to be a hairdresser too. Why don't you just come here and be a hairdresser? I'm doing good. (laughing) - That's very steel magnolious. I got somebody cutting hair at home. - Yeah. - I'm gonna get Bobby Kelly here. He's at laugh Boston. Go there, laugh Boston.com. Get your tickets, only a few left. But you never want to miss Bobby Kelly when he's in town. When you come back home. - Yeah. What places you absolutely have to go to? - Yeah, I gotta go to New Bridge. - New Bridge Cafe down on running the parkway. - I gotta go to New Bridge right there last night. 'Cause they don't have state tips in New York. I don't know what's wrong with these people. - What do you think? - They don't have 'em. You know, they don't know what state tips are. I don't know what is happening in Boston. They don't understand it. They don't understand. I gotta go to Dom's on my way home. I gotta go to Dom's. - Oh yeah, we love Dom's. - Right up the street. - And spend $3,000. - Yeah, I'll do the same thing. - And I bring 'em back to New York. And then I have these parties and people are like, "What are these?" It's steak tips and lunatics. You can have 'em. - Oh, and the flavored sausages. - Oh God, the different flavored sausages. - And then I gotta go to collos. Collos is, 'cause they don't have Chinese food in New York. - Really? - They have Chinese food. (laughing) - Great. I don't know. (laughing) - I want white people Chinese food. 'Cause that's what I talked to the owner of the collos. I go, "Why is your food?" I was trying to be some foodie. Like, "Why is your Chinese food so different?" He's like, "White people Chinese food." I go, "What?" He goes, "Yeah, we make it for white people." (laughing) - Like, what? - And they're gonna knock it down the collos. - Don't, don't, don't, don't. - Yeah, what are you doing? - Yeah, we had Bobby, the owner in there recently. - Well, I don't understand it. - Yeah, but they're gonna open some version of the collos. - Yeah, it'll still be available. - Hey, look, I'm fine. I don't have to sit next to a fake boat. (laughing) Some river that they stopped filling with water 13 years ago 'cause there's too much money. (laughing) Remember that? - And they never brought the water in. (laughing) - It's just a wooden boat in the middle of the restaurants. - Just a boat with no water. - Yeah, yeah, let's not fill that bag up. It's all right, they're fine. (laughing) They're here for the egg rolls anyways. And then they have the VIP room and there's always WWE wrestlers in there. - Yes. - And the VIP, I don't get that. - The VIP room in a bunch of middle-aged, freckled chested drunk women with Boston accents. - Can you? - Come on here. - Freckled chest. (laughing) - Which is my favorite, by the way. (laughing) - It's so hot. - They never use sunblock. Ever. Just 70s and 80s. I'll go to a Tropicana oil from their chest every year beach. Even smoking cigarettes, feeding pigeons. (laughing) - Oh man, I gotta tell you, Bobby, you look fabulous. - Thank you. - Yeah, and I'm not saying that in a weird way. - No, I, listen, I lost weight. I got into shape. And that compliment, I love that. Thank you for that. 'Cause usually, you know, in shape, guys, and you've been in shape since I've met you. You've always been able to crush your legs like that. Sit down, on a high chair. (laughing) I mean, I don't know, are you in Cirque du Soleil? - I'm in a Cirque du Soleil, and I find it very comfortable. - It makes me not say you can do that. And you're doing both ways. You do it all the day, you think you flip the leg over the other way too. You can do knee over knee, which makes me hit. Sit down, come on. (laughing) - But wait a minute though, you're styling now that you've lost some pounds. - So I've been thin a few times in my life. And every time I lose weight and I get thin, I, the gay area become. (laughing) I'm almost out of the closet at this point. Well, the pants you're wearing today, at least I've done have been jump-read on them. - Oh, nice pants. (laughing) - Thanks. (laughing) Thanks. (laughing) I appreciate it. (laughing) No, I seriously, my wife gets so mad because I just stopped buying the gay-ish stuff in the world. I bought jeans with unicorns on the back and the zippers on the back pockets, which had tassels, white tassels. My wife is going to divorce me. She's like, "Just go meet a guy." (laughing) - I found that invitation. - It's okay with me and the family. - We just-- - Yeah, we say this ain't the ability I would take with that. (laughing) - I had a little DXR. (laughing) - I love that outfit. (laughing) - It goes good with the crossing of the lace. - Of course. - We've been on that in the white little sneakers. - The lace knee is no socks. - Yeah. - You're right there. I'd love to dress like you. - Nobody's gayer than me. (laughing) - They and Lisa, oh my. - Kiss 108! 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A lot of discussion on this. Do you snuggle with your partner or not? Are you a snuggler? - Jennifer, are you a big snuggler at night? - My husband is, yes. So how are you all? - We're doing fine, Jennifer. - So do you snuggle through the night or just before you both? - No, almost all night long. And if he does roll away, it won't be long before he rolls back over and he's mothering me. I do love it, I feel loved and cherished and sometimes it does get hot. It's a good thing I'm going through menopause, so I'm too hot for him sometimes, so he'll have no choice but to get off. - Do you snuggle? (all laughing) - Get off me. - I just love that he's the snuggler. - He's the cuddle guy. - Oh, so yes, very much so. He adores me, it's very nice. And we've been married for over 10 years, we're going on 14 years being together. - Wow. - So yeah, it's a fabulous union. - Not a snuggle maker, if you don't mind my asking. - I do, but he's a lot bigger than me, like he's tall and so I'm little. I'm like five, two and he's six, three and so he towers over me, so it's way easier for him to snuggle me. - I love that for you. - Boy, look at you just hanging out and hanging out. - Yeah, and the reverse spoon wouldn't work too well. - This is snuggle time. - It's hard, but he does love it when I'll turn around, every once in a while I will, and he's like, "I love when you do this to me." (all laughing) - God, you guys sound so sweet. - I love that, it's all good. - Yeah, we are sweet. - Yeah. - Geno. - Yeah, well good call, Jennifer, thank you. - Very sweet. - Yeah. - By the way, a message for the talk backer whose husband is growing back here. - Yeah. - Get it waxed. - No, I'm getting mine lasered. - Oh, even lasered, yeah. - Yeah, lase, it's permanent. I'm done with it, I'm done shaving it, I'm going to nurse Fiona. - I think that's a good idea. - When he's bringing me to nurse Fiona, I'm gonna lase it off. - Well, his poor wife, I mean, the man shaves one for weeks. - It's so prickly. - Yeah, it is. - Oh, I didn't know you had a lot of back hair. - Okay, I wouldn't say I had that. Changes my whole butt, I didn't do it. Anyway, anyway, yeah. - Get it taken off and you'd be like a dolphin in bed. - That's awesome. - Even when I get it taken off, I'm not, listen, I'll snuggle up, you know? Good night, but after we say good night and I tell her that I love her, I roll over the other side of the bed like an adult. - Yeah. - Not only that, there's a pillow that I put in the middle, usually because she's on her phone when I have to go to bed 'cause I get up. - Oh, you put a barrier up? - She calls it the wall. - Yep, I can totally see that. - I have the wall. - Boy, that sends a lovely message. - Send the wall, what's the wall's up, Justin? - He's out. Yeah. - Well, the snuggle, you know how the snuggling thing too, she doesn't always want to snuggle with me and you know why. - What did you do? I have a nice snuggle here. - I know, but your snuggle always leads to sex. - So what's wrong with that? Why shouldn't it lead to sex? - Well, sometimes you just want to snuggle and you don't want to have sex. - What's the advantage of that? (all laughing) - Let's go to line two, Laverne. - Laverne. - Hey. - Snuggle, yes or no? - Absolutely, after 32 years of marriage, we still snuggle. - Oh, I love that. - I think this is the secret to a happy marriage. - Well, are you happy? - Absolutely, he's the best. He is the best and he's more, like the other lady, he's more of the snuggler than I am and I do love it because you feel loved. You feel like he still likes me after 32 years. - Yeah, you feel safe in his arms. - You feel like you're taken care of. - I love that one, Laverne. Here I am, he's the best, his name is for what? So there's a shout out to for what? - For what? - For what? - For what? - Yep, he middle-eastern. - What? Middle-eastern, you know, African. - African, African, okay girl, okay girl. - Oh, yeah. - Okay, woo. - Okay, when he calm down. (all laughing) - All right, we gotta, are we gonna make ourselves feel better? - I feel this starts snuggling. - Yeah, we gotta make ourselves feel better here. - I am definitely not a cuddler. I will cuddle with my husband for like five or 10 minutes. We will have cuddle talks and whatnot, but nope, I need my own space. I have to go to sleep alone. It's too claustrophobic. I need to just breathe. And that's what makes our marriage work. - I agree. - Yeah, Michelle needs her space, I think. I could be wrong, but maybe I should start snuggling. I don't know. - No, she doesn't wanna be smothered by you. - I just don't wanna hear the words get off. - Yeah. - You know, you never wanna hear them. Yeah, turn over. - My husband and I are in bed. I joke, half joke, about wanting that bright blue painter's tape down the middle of the bed. Stay on your side, I'll say on mine, don't touch me, I just wanna sleep. I'm sure you're thinking, wow, what a lucky guy. I mean, there's a time and a place for the other. And that's fantastic, but when I'm ready to sleep, hands off. - Oh, amen, yeah, of course you just have rules. - I mean, everyone here don't touch me. - Yes, there's no recovering from that. Just don't touch me, what? - Yeah. - But then again, we've got a 55 pound dog in the middle of us between us. - That's so, yeah, you've got a third person in the bed. - That's the irony. Titus is a big snuggler, you know? - So you're snuggling just not with a human? - Exactly. - Okay, all right, so you are a snuggler. Your wife just doesn't wanna snuggle with you. - Yeah, again, maybe she does, but I'm just afraid of both of you. - I wonder what would happen if you took Titus out the bed? Would you guys snuggle? - I don't know. I think she likes her spay. Again, I fear the words, get off. - Yeah, what about you, Lisa? - There's still clams on top of me all the time, so. (laughing) - I used to love to snuggle with my husband. It was lovely. And then he started snoring too much. So not so much anymore, but we loved it when we did it. - Yeah, you can't snuggle with a snore. - No. - It's just not happening. Usually the snore ends up down the hall. - Usually on the couch, yeah, it's really bad. Oh, who are the cuddling ones gonna be such a big thing? - From the Planet Fitness Kids 108 Studios. We're back with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kids 108. - All right, here we go, the moment you've all been waiting for, yes, I have a pair of post Malone tickets. What up, it is Justin, and yeah, posty doing Fenway September 18th. He's in his country era. If you wanna be there to see him, hit me up right now. 617-931-1108, the very beautiful and lovely producer, Riley, will take our winner in the meantime. Let's get back to it. The very funny Tammy Pescatelli, we had her in studio. She does a lot of comedy around family and growing up Italian. She actually did comics come home back in November. We saw her there and we're like, we gotta get her in studio. - Yeah, so we're back and we've got one of the funniest ladies on the planet in studio. Tammy Pescatelli. - Hello, what a beautiful compliment. Thank you for that. I'll pay you afterward. (laughing) - We're talking about Tammy Pescatelli, Riley. - I'm married, I love my husband. My husband's very good looking. Not so smart, but very good looking. I married the hot kid from the slow class. (laughing) Take your time, some of you are him. (laughing) - Well, it's true, I only write from what I know. You know, people say, where do you get your material? I'm like, I wake up, like, I'm surrounded, but you know, confederacy of dances, that's my life. - Yeah, you go. I gotta ask you before we go any further. Did you eat? - I mean, yeah, I ate. Are you talking about the Italian stuff? 'Cause that's all they seem to care about. What did you eat? When are you gonna eat it? How fast are you gonna eat it? So down, did you go to the bathroom? That's the whole thing like afterwards. - How was your poop? Did you go okay? - I mean, you can't start someone over 55 on being regular, it's the most disgusting. We're not gonna do it 'cause it's the morning, but trust me. - But you do a lot about your husband, we have another Clothalo. - There was another woman in bed with my husband and I, I'd be like, you got this covered 'cause I got stuff to do. (laughing) - That is from finding the funny that I filmed right at the Wilbur. - That's amazing, you were telling me that off the year. So your first stand up special was right at the Wilbur in Boston. - Yeah, I did an hour special and I was telling it like I told you. At least I told him that I got a chance to do it anywhere. Like I'm not saying it 'cause I'm here. Boston has always been my favorite city. I worked my way up to be a headliner through the old club system around here and stuff. So I said, I'm going to Boston to film my special because I know you can't trick Boston audiences. - So true. - Yeah, we're a tough crowd. - Yeah, so if you get 'em to laugh, they really love you. Plus then I also played the Wilbur another time with Jenny McCarthy had this tour and Donnie Wahlberg. There's nothing like being in Boston with the Wahlberg. I think it's like being at the Vatican with the Pope. - Totally. (laughing) - I mean, you did something with Jenny and Donnie, right? - Yeah, and Donnie has always been very good to me. I ended up doing a couple of Blue Bloods things, but I'm telling you being in Boston with the Wahlberg was like literally, you know, I felt like I was levitating places or he was and I was just in the shadow of that. - Well, what character did you play in Blue Bloods? - Oh, what do you think? I played some mob wife, some ex mob wife. You know, it's a real stretch, it's one that I thought, "I don't know how I'm going to do this." - Yeah, and I was Tom Selleck in real life. - I didn't get to see him. No, it's a good thing 'cause I had to reverse my mortgage. I think I would have, I love him. - I'm still under the Magnum PI days. - Oh my God, yeah, he's such an incredible guy. So you're back in Boston and you love Boston. - I do. - Weren't you with Lenny Clark last night? - I was with Lenny last night in Salem and I had never been to Salem. As many times as I played around here, I'd never been to Salem and everybody's like, "There are witches there." I'm like, "Yeah, I read my history book, I know." But they're not there after five o'clock 'cause all the shops closed. - That said, so apparently the witches they were afraid of the dark. I don't know they have to get home before. - Yeah, where were you in Salem? - Longboards. - Okay. - Yeah. - I used to live in a condo, literally right above longboards. - That would have been fun. - Like I could look down and then they opened the courtyard outs. I mean, they expanded a lot over the last several years. They did a fabulous job with that place in Salem. - There is nothing like this area that holds on to the history, but then continues to expand and grow, it's so amazing. Like in New York, they'll just demolish the history, right? L.A. forget it, and they don't even, they don't even know how to spell history. So it's really neat to see how things expand in this area over the years, but still hold on to it. That must have been very cool to live over there 'cause you could probably just walk down and do the, and the old days when you could have a few drinks and not get arrested for DUI for walking. - Oh yeah, I just take the elevator down, have a couple of drinks and then go back to bed. - Yeah, now you'd get ticketed for sure. You'd have to do a breathalyzer on the elevator. - You know, I always wonder when you're doing a one, a stand up special, a one hour stand up, that's gotta be nerve wracking because it's just you and the crowd and it's gonna be perfect. - That wasn't, those things don't bother me because that's what I do. Like this year, July 6th is 30 years. I left doing radio and came right in. I mean, I was a young girl, there was 20 women in comedy. Those things don't bother me because I know what I'm doing. You know what got me nervous? Very few things get me to television appearances, get me nervous. Playing the garden last year with Dennis and that. - Comic's come home. - Comic's come home. And it wasn't that there were 18, 19,000 people there. It was because the level of comics were, those are monsters. I'm sharing a stage with monsters and you don't wanna be the one that sticks out like a sore thumb, you know what I mean? It's Dennis, it's Lenny Clark, it's Bill Burr, it's Bobby Kelly, it's Mark Merrin, Rachel, like Orlando Baxter, like I can't be the one that stinks. - You were fabulous. - Thank you so much. - Yeah, we love that event. - Well, plus you bring that old Italian flair in and I mean, let's face it, you know, the garden is right down the street from the North end. - Yeah, I know. - The biggest Italian community is in America. - Yes, I know. I filmed a movie called Everybody Wants To Be Italian. They filmed down there. I mean, I stayed in Boston. That's when I fell in love with it. Probably in the 90s for like three months, we stayed over in the North end. I don't get to get cast in a lot of other things than being Italian. I don't know why they don't cast me as the scientist that saves the world, but yeah. - Why didn't you ever get something in the sopranos? That seemed to be a natural. - I don't know, called David Chase and ask him. I don't know. - It's a little late. - I don't know, yeah, it's a weird thing. You know, called the Fairleigh Brothers. If anybody knows them, I'm sure everybody knows them here. - You know what I would love for Lenny Clark and I to do something together. He and I to be like husband and wife or ex-wife or whatever. - I just got canceled now, right? - Well, it just got canceled, so now is my chance. - It did, it did, yeah. - So he's available. - Thank you for giving us that information. - Yeah. - I just found out too. - Oh my God. - I know, I just said to him, he's fine. You know, Lenny, he bounces. He's always got 72. He's got four seats at the Celtics. Who cares about anything else, right? - During championship games, that guy gets floor seats. He's amazing. He and his brother, Mike, are two of my favorite people on the planet. - Well, you were with Lenny last night. Why didn't you talk about doing something together? - Have you ever spoken to Lenny? - I'll get that, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's talking to you while he's looking over your shoulder at someone else. - What's up, Boston? It's Sabrina Carpenter and you're waking up with Billy and Lisa in the morning on Kiss 108. - So let me ask you a question and be honest. Do you like your neighbors? - It's Justin here, Billy and Lisa's show. And yeah, the neighbor topic is a hot one every time we talk about it and it all started by this crazy neighbor story that happened up in Maine. Right, Lisa? - So you had two neighbors living next door to each other. The one neighbor wanted a better ocean view. So three years ago, this one neighbor hired a company to come and apply a herbicide to trees that were on the neighbor's yard. In essence, to kill them, they were two oak trees to give the neighbor a better ocean view over time. Like, oh, sorry, your trees died, your loss. Now I get to see the ocean. Well, they figured it out. The one neighbor figured it out and now it is costing the neighbor who put the stuff on the trees, $1.7 million. - Yes, good. - Because they polluted the beach. You're not allowed to have this type of spray. It's not supposed to be used in this type of environment. - And she poisoned the trees. - And she poisoned the trees to kill them. - What a bitch. - Yeah, it's monstrous. - This is next level crazy. - Did she be in jail for a better view? - Right. - Yeah, just so she can get a better view. - Right. - Those beautiful oak trees. - I know. - Not to mention the wildlife in the area that may have been affected in the bad way. - Correct, and the beach is now-- - Oh my God, wow. - And in the company that put the herbicides there, they should be in trouble too. - Absolutely. - Absolutely in trouble. - That's crazy. - They should be shut down as a company, and then so. - Wow, God. - It's gonna have a long lasting effect on the environment. - This is like so sinister too, right? - It really is. - For such a dumb reason too. - Yeah. - You just want a better view. - If you want to go buy a beach house, you want to be a better view of the beach. - Well, technically they do have it, but they just wanted to see more ocean. - Yeah, wow, and if they did this, what else have they done? - Exactly. - Over the years, right? - If you want to go in there, they're capable of. - Yeah, if you want to go that far for this, I mean, that can't be the first crazy thing they've ever done. - Right. - It's just awful. - So who would they pay the money to, the homeowner or the town? - Both actually. - Okay. - Yeah. - If there's a missing cat, they took it. Missing dog, they killed it. - Yeah, any missing animal. - They took it. - Magic. - Yeah, but again, this begs the question of, you know, the crazy neighbors. - Oh, yeah. - Everybody has a story of this. At least I remember Tim had an issue with the neighbor. - Oh, yeah. So we've got a couple of neighbors who we adore and love, but there is one a couple of years ago, was doing some construction work. Yeah, and my husband had some words. - Yeah, there was an encounter between Talkback Tim. - Right. - And the neighbor. - Did it almost get physical? - Yeah, yeah. That's supposedly my husband was like, okay. - Okay. - The response that he got back was not the response that he thought he was gonna get. - Okay, serious question. - Yeah. - Who would've won? - Yeah, that was mine too. - All right, what's the size difference there with your husband? - I think they were both about the same size, but it was just, you know, can you please just sort of clean this up? And then the guy was like, I'm actually gonna make it worse. That's what he said to my husband. - Is he still your neighbor? - He is. - Oh, I wouldn't give it to him. - He did. - He was going around in the driveway. - He did clean it up. It was like a lot of construction stuff, but yeah, but I don't think my husband couldn't believe like the response that came out. - Have you ever spoken to this neighbor again? - I haven't. - Yeah. - Yeah, but not because I haven't wanted to, it's just I haven't seen this person. - So if there's like a meet the neighbors, get together at somebody's house, he's not a part of it, this neighbor. - I don't know. I don't think so. - Okay. - Yeah, I mean-- - Justin, you've got one? - Yeah, I got a crazy neighbor. We just don't talk. She leaves me alone, I leave her alone, it's fine. She doesn't even look in our direction. She does do one thing that bothers me, and that's my son, you know, he's seven years old. And he told me that every time he's riding his bike by her, when she's out walking, she does this like dismissive gesture with her hand. - Oh God. - Like shoe. - To a seven year old. - Yeah, and he doesn't say anything to her. He just like looks at her, you know? - Wow. - So yeah, it's not easy having bad neighbors, especially when they make your life such a living hell that you feel like you have to move. - Yeah. - Which is the case, it happens a lot. - Well, that's why they always say fences make good neighbors. (laughing) - Yeah, we have a fence up. - My father comes over to fix my lawnmower with me while I'm in work. My crazy neighbor goes over and bothers him and says, "Hey, stop spraying that, it's very toxic." - Okay. - Meanwhile, it's sad if fluid. And then I get home that following day, and she's all like funny how he wasn't spraying that when you were home or he had trying to kill us. - What? (laughing) - Oh my God. - The stat of fluid. The stat of fluid. (laughing) Crazy. - My old neighbor used to get upset when my kids would be outside playing in the yard and biking and playing baseball and laughing. Did not like the loud laughing. The happiness, it was too loud for her. She would complain to us. So I don't know who's that person that doesn't love hearing children have fun in play. So we soon proved, bye, Felicia. - Yeah. (laughing) - Bye now. - Bye now. - We had one as kids, you know, would play in the playground in the neighborhood. And if the ball went in the yard, they would keep the ball. But the sand never, never forgot it. When I saw the movie "Sandlot" for the first time, I said, "Oh my God, Dukey and I had the same situation." The woman would keep the ball and throw it in her trash. - Oh, that's incredible. - Game over. - Oh, that's awful. - It's not like we had multiple balls. We didn't have any money. - Right. - We had to go to the store by one of those pimple balls, you know? - Yeah. - And she'd throw it away. - Oh. - I think sometimes you don't know what people are going through away and to stand that. - That's true. - So some people, you know, they've had tough lives, they're miserable for whatever reason. Maybe they're lonely. - Right. - But there's no reason to take it out on other people. - Yeah, that's true. - I've had them, so I'm trying to remember if I've had a recent bad, bad neighbor. - Well, you live on your boat a lot, so any boat, any boat neighbor? - Oh, yeah, he's got stuff. He's got stories. - Oh, yeah, he wants it. - I'm not telling stories from the water. - No, he's got other stories. - It's close quarters. - Yeah. - He's 108. - What is the topic? - Today we're going to be talking about... - Billy and Lisa present topic time. - Talk amongst yourself. - And topic time. - And the topic is crazy neighbors. Most of us have had one, some of us still do, including you, Justin. And possibly you, Donovan, but let's go to Ryan on the phones, Ryan. What's your story? - Hey guys, good morning to you. Thanks for taking my call. Yeah, my neighbor next door, my dad has always said for years that he's spying on everyone. He's crazy. None of us believe my dad. We're just like, "Aye, he's a lonely old guy next door, nothing wrong." Everyone goes to the office in my house, except for me, who takes the vacation day. The neighbor must have seen all the cars leave the driveway. And I'm outside with the dog, and the neighbor, he's a lonely guy, he's in our driveway with binoculars. The dog goes nuts, and he's just standing there, and we live on a cul-de-sac spying into people's homes. They call writing police. They do nothing. They just said, "You know, we have crazy neighbors, but he's technically not doing anything because he's on the more sidewalk side of the street near the curb, but not a bad guy hasn't done anything yet. But now we all believe my dad, and we're a little more agile with him. But it's kind of crazy that these people can live right next door, and sometimes even though they seem lonely, they can be doing a little bit more mischievous things. So your dad was right all along. He was. For years, but I guess he's been like this, so, yeah, it's crazy. Well, when you were standing there with your dog, when you were standing there and you saw him with the binoculars, did you confront him? I took a picture of it, and I was like, "I don't know, I'm like, does this guy have a gun?" He's big on his Vietnam story, and like, "Oh, boy, yeah." He's always wearing one of those hats, but I did the dog ran right up to him, started barking. I have a big black lives, ran up, darts barking at him, and I was just like, "Oh, hey, what's going on?" And all of a sudden, he didn't say anything quickly, turned around, and just walked right back inside his garage, closed the door like nothing happened, but it's kind of scary that those people live right nearby, so be careful. It's best not to engage. Yeah. I think you did the right thing. Let's go to Michelle next. Michelle, you got a crazy neighbor. How are you? Good. I don't mind the rain. I'm on Morrissey Boulevard, and it's crazy. Oh, yeah. I'm got a guy. I live in the city, and when it snows, we could stay safe, and whatnot, and so there's a lot of older people than they would, that don't have cars. You can hear him, it's more in the morning, sir. You can stumble, and he takes all the snow from the sidewalk, and buries in any car that anywhere near his house. And you can't even see your car, and if you just stumble it out and leave, they'll bury it in again. And when it snows, like, creep down, get snow, walk fast, and we'll kill just out of fight out of whatever. Not even in front of his house. You could be eight houses down, and he's buried in you in. He buried your car in? Crazy story. Oh, very good. Like, you can't imagine. Yeah. A lot of crazy neighbor stories come from the snow. Yes. People trying to find a parking space, especially in the city. I could barely hear it, because it's really raining out. It's boring. I mean, so much so. There are ducks all over the property here outside the studio. I just noticed that. I looked out the window. Well, going back to that first caller there, every neighborhood has a busybody. Yes. The nosy neighbor. Yeah. You know, which is not always a bad thing. Sometimes they're good. I actually live with one. You know, my mother-in-law downstairs, she's kind of a busybody, you know, she's harmless. But she knows everything that's going on. Yeah. She talks to all the neighbors, they gossip. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's not always a bad thing, but when that dude, that guy is creepy. Yeah. We used to call those a nettergum. She's a nettergum. Yeah. A busybody. Yeah. That nanny. She's an interesting character. We have another Michelle. That's back-to-back. Michelle's Michelle. You have a good one. Give us some juicy neighbor stories. Hi. How are you this morning? We're great, Michelle. Go ahead. So, I have these neighbors that's husband and wife across the street from us. And I have basically twin girls, and we had these flock of, like, these come in. And there was one in particular that was basically dying. And it was laying in the middle of the street. And then there were some other ones that came in, long story short. I called animal control. They told me to get a rake and basically go over and shoot them off. So I go outside. I get the rake. I start shooting them off. My neighbors open their windows and start screaming. You're abusing those teeth. You're abusing those teeth. Like, they were nuts. And so I started laughing because there was a lot of drama between us. And so the next thing I know, the squad card comes flying onto our street with the lights on. They have physical abuse on the geese, blah, blah, blah. They come out. The next thing, you know, the police are over there. I've got police holding me to the side. The police that were across the street came over and said, you have got the craziest blanking neighbors. And you need to be, you know, you need to be on guard. I'm going to tell you, though, you probably looked a little abusive from a distance with the rake pushing the geese aside, but they didn't realize you would only spoke. I wasn't pushing them. Oh, okay. Yeah, I wasn't pushing them and I was just kind of running the rake along the ground. And, you know, they were looking for any reason to call the police on me. It was just crazy. Yeah. Yeah, cop callers. Yeah. Those are another problems. That never gets better. Yeah. If you have a neighbor that calls the cops on you, that's it. That's never going to get better. They want to dial 911 so bad. It's on speed dial. They wanted to get excited, you know, and then they hide in their house and they watch out the current of the current and they peak to see when the cops come. Yeah. It's the worst. But Billy, you mentioned a couple minutes ago neighbor when you were younger. Yes. You used to steal your balls. Yeah. That's a true story. Yeah. Absolutely. You're not alone. So we had a neighbor growing up as kids and she did exactly what Billy's neighbor did and would keep all of our balls. And she did this the years. Yeah. Much older lady. And one day she passed away. And when they were having an open house, we all walked in and found all the balls. Yeah. She actually saved them. I even remember the woman's name Gucci Teen. Gucci Teen was her name. Gucci Teen. Yeah. She was, you know, not from this country. And it's so crazy to do the sandlot, you know, which is, you know, set many years ago. That's the basis of the move. Yes. But it was a dog. But yeah, that's crazy. This is my grandmother's neighbor. And when we were little, we used to play baseball and soccer in her yard. And her neighbor used to take our balls and would hide them. And then she passed away a couple years ago. And we found almost all of them in her basement. And we put one on her grave. Oh, and on her grave. Yeah. That's morbid. But imagine how miserable you have to be to take a young kids ball that they're playing with. I totally agree with you. But to Justin's point that he made earlier, you never know what's going on with people. Right. Yeah. You don't know. I mean, you can get it mad. And you know what? Most times it's wrong. What's happening? Totally. It helps to look at the other side of it. Maybe something happened. They get miserable for some reason. You don't know. I could almost see taking the ball. It's annoying. It's in your yard. It may have bounced off your house or something. You're up next. Good morning, everyone. So I live in Boston. And before I live in Boston, I live in the city. And I grew up as you never touch other people's stuff. So in Boston, I own a single family home. And I live on a two way street that happens to be like an L shape. So I live at that 90 degree angle. And so I live in a single family home. And the family that's on, I'll call it the left side of me. It's their entire family. It's a multi family. And whenever it's no, they come out, forgive me as a gang. And they pile all their snow up from their side of the street to my side of the street, which happens to be my fence. And it will probably be the fifth time that I have to replace that fence. So I have a very strong dislike for that. What can I do? What can I do? They come out in the gang. And there's like, you know, three floors. And there's probably like, I don't know, four on each floor. 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