The Banzai Beat Anime Podcast
Make Your Pick
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Okay, just make it sure. Because I mean come on now. Were you going to rap to the hot hot heat? That British rock band that is still famous in America? Did I have never heard of them? Oh man, I was turning them on in college. We were going to Taco Bell one day for lunch between classes and a dude threw on this album and I was like holy fuck. Awesome! It's called the hot hot heat. 105, hey, this we can screw up the numbering of our episodes. Yes! This is odd to that. So, Zaldar, I'm giving you choice today. For once, you have to say what we do in this podcast today. My gosh! I have power! You have over 9,000 power. I am letting you choose the review today. You have two choices. You have A, you have number one. You have animation runner Karumi, the OVA. Or two. Love selection the animation, which is a hentai. Both are we giving me a hentai choice and you don't immediately know I'm going to choose that. I mean, come on. Okay, so it's a green. See, I've given you selection. I've given you choice. Just like you, the listeners, have choice tonight. And I have chosen. You made your choice. I have made my choice. So, all of you out there who hate hentai, you can blame me. Yes, there you go. Is it your ultimate choice? Yes. Yes, he has over 1,000 power level, unfortunately. Although I think it's negative 1,000. He's still a baby saying. So, you know. This week, another week is here. We bring you anime news. We bring you a review of a hentai today. Thanks as all of our. Yes! The choice is to choose a little bit more. Nothing like hentai. Yes. So, another week is upon us. It has been very nice out here in Charlotte this week. It's been in like the 70s all week. It's been awesome. Yes, it's been nice here in Asheville. You know what I found out? We have the new location where I work. We have an Asheville location. I had to work with someone from there. I was like, hey, my buddy lives up there. I'm like, look who. That's right. What this means to anything? I don't know why I'm even mentioning this. That's awesome. Anywho, watching any anime? No, still working my way through full metal alchemist. Same here. You're doing brotherhood and I'm doing the original. Yeah, you're doing the bad one. I'm doing a good one. Oh, whatever. Not that bad. I just went into watching episode 17, which I enjoyed greatly. They went back to their hometown, and that blonde teenager wearing a tube top. Winery. Winery, yes. Yes, warm weather for the wind. Yeah, that's all I've been watching this week. Well, that and I caught up on the Dragon Ball Z guy. Trunks just appeared for the first time. And it's awesome to think Vegeta got laid and that he made a baby. Him and Bulma made a kid together three years in the future. From when Trunks the first appeared. Oh, right. Wait, wait, wait. He got laid and they made a kid three years in the future. That's a long gestation period now. No, it's because he traveled. He traveled in time because the future was so bleak. Everybody dies except Gohan. Apparently. So he had to travel back in time to tell Goku that, "Hey, you're going to die of an illness. We've cured that illness now, so here's a medicine." He was going to have a heart disease. He called it a heart disease. He called it a heart illness, and then Goku was going to die shortly in that time zone where they were now in the present in like three months he was going to have a disease and then I'd kill him. But in the future, they have a cure for that disease, so he got the medicine. That's where we left us. So he went back in time to get him medicine, I say. He did. And I even know what the best part was. Oh, I love Dragon Ball Z. You know what the best part was like? Vegeta had the greatest shirt on because his saying warrior clothing was dirty. He was given a pink bowling shirt that sat on the back, "bad man" in black lettering. Yes, because he's a bad, bad man. That's what I thought. Now I know where John Cena got the song, from Dragon Ball Z apparently, from Vegeta. So they've gone back to the town, and you've met Win-Rays. Is this the first time you've met Win-Ray? No, of course not. I remember they were kids, and then they... Okay. I remember she visited them in the original show when she appeared. Well, you met their teacher yet. Mmm, that was very, very early on. But no? Okay. Only in episode 17. I don't know, I'm just trying to figure out what episode 17 was, and you haven't met- It was the one where they could lie, yeah. It's the one where them, and after they meet the guy that could blow them up, I remember all the auto mail got broken on Ale, or on Ed, and so he had to get an arm and a new leg. Or a new leg. No, I'm not sure. Okay. Yeah. And then Ale Fond was pretty whooped it. That was about kick two. They went back there to get fixed. So that's why they went back. Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. But you know, the jokes are already getting old. The short jokes are old. Yeah, they get old really fast. It's amazing. They're throughout the entire show. That's, you know, just the way it goes. I just want to know how long they- I mean, okay, I'm enjoying the show. I was able to skip a couple episodes because I remember watching them on a- when they were on Adult Swim, but I mean, like, he's got like the main story going on, I've been trying to find the Philosopher's Stone and that woman who eats everybody apparently, it's some bullshit. I don't know. Two what? She has that guy who eats everybody and she's evil and she has the spiky fingernails. Oh, okay. You have met him like you lie then. Okay. You don't know her name yet, though. Well, we know her name, but that was it. Okay. So you've met lust and gluttony. Okay. Yes. Now I know about where you are. Oh, okay. I'm just kind of getting kind of frustrated, it's like the story itself moves in a snail's piece. It's like, fuck. 52 goddamn episodes. Come on now. You know. Well, that's all I've been watching this week, nothing- nothing spectacular to say the least. It's been a very busy week. I've worked and I don't know, the last thing I want to do is go home and read subtitles. Yeah, although I did do some DVD purchasing or Blu-ray purchasing, I did take advantage of right stuff sale. I bought K-On on Blu-ray, volume one, paying $20 for four episodes. Munch me back in 2007, buying the singles, and I bought the first season of Code Geass. So, those will be coming here in a month or two, and they don't come out- they both don't come out for over a month or so. Yeah. All right. You're going to move into the news because we don't got much out of you. Yeah. Let's watch some new- let's talk about- Okay. Okay. Okay. Next week in Anime News, brought to you by Anime News Network. All right, Anime News, we don't have time to do that. Thankfully, man, I feel old. Pokemon is celebrating its 15th anniversary already. Yes. God, I feel old. Of course, we didn't- God, I hate that show. We didn't get Pokemon here until like what? Eight ninety-seven, maybe early ninety-eight? Yeah, I'm not sure. I remember being- I want to say ninth- ninth grade maybe? Maybe eighth grade when it first started showing up? I don't remember totally, but man, 1996, Pocket Monsters, it's known in Japan started by Nintendo, and February 27th, 1996, it's on four television anime shows and an annual anime festival film series, 14th and 15th features, we'll open in Japan in July, 15th freaking and they're all bad, they're not meant for people of our age. No, I know this, but still, just not for me, that's for sure. Of course not. We're adults now, man. I didn't even like him at the time though. I used to like not love Pokemon, but I kind of got into the fan a little bit. My brothers, what's something me and my younger brother could do together? So we'd buy the cards and stuff like that. Well, that's right, it was actually a card game, I had forgotten that. Is that enough of a video game or I think a card game, but I don't know exactly- I remember there was a trading card game and there was a games on Nintendo 64 on Game Boy. Yeah, and then they called and came to the anime and my brother actually told me about the anime. I remember sitting in a restaurant, it was only me in this restaurant because it was kind of like a whole on the wall cafe kind of thing, maybe being, I don't know, 8th grade. I remember I ordered like a burger cheeseburger and fries or something in the shake. I was the only one there and they had a big screen. It was around 4 o'clock, so I was like, my brother told me about this thing called Pokemon, so I flipped it on and watched an episode while I ate. It wasn't that bad. In a public place. Wow, I was the only one there and I was only in 8th grade, so what? That's awesome. Dude, I've always loved watching cartoons. I've got all the Animaniacs and shit. Come on now, I've even got the first season of Pokemon downloaded. I have been steadily watching it, learning and learning the deep history of Ash. I love the game, so I've got, I think it's Pokemon Yellow, I think. Yeah, I got the yellow word, I bought it for Super F cheap and like GameStop, but I've spent about 65 hours in that damn game. Dude, those games are fun as hell, except you always seem to get stuck, I always seem to be stuck. I used to have an emulator back when Green and yet Red came out. I didn't have a Game Boy, so I had an emulator on my computer, so I was full screen that bitch. I mean my brother would play each on the computers. He had his computer, I had my computer, and we'd play Pokemon and shit against him, you know, together. You know, you had this big awesome computer and you're emulating a Game Boy on it. No, I can't. What'd you do, man? I don't have stuff. You had a Game Boy Color emulator, or I could make the game, I don't know, good times. So here you go, if you want to make cosplay more cool, a hair salon, and oh, why would you want to do that? Why would you want to make cosplay more cool? Cos you could get your hair cut like people in anime. There's a salon for Otaku that opens in Akihabara. Alright! It offers wig cuts and styles based on anime and game characters. Ooh, I can get my hair like the guy from Bleach? Probably could, or Tefos, if I can see. I'd wanna go in and get my hair cut done like, what's that guy in Final Fantasy VII, the blondier guy, strafe cloud, or whatever, underplate 7, I gotta do that. What 7, no one said 7 kicks ass, the video game blog, Kotaku, posted a profile of Fu-wah, a salon in Tokyo's Akihabara, but Otaku's shopping district. The salon specializes in services for Otaku and why wouldn't it. Such as having iPads as well as anime and gaming magazines on hand, so the customers can request hair cuts like those of anime and video game characters. Yeah, they also offer wig styling services for cosplayers. So there you go, I think that would save a lot of time for people. Yes, I think we should, we should go to Japan just to do this, right? Okay, the song opened in October, so it's been open for a while, whoo, holy hell, your ranch from 12 bucks for a shampoo who 12,000 yen, which is $150, or a cut, a end perm, or straightening a standard cut with a scalp massage, costs 60 bucks, Jesus Christ. So yeah, it's not cheap, go ahead and read the next story. All righty, you want me to do this, huh, just you're just gonna hate me that much. Dude, this is giving money to our local economy. Oh, this is not the K-On one, okay, good, it's just the K-On one, I was gonna have to hit you. I wanna see you. Oh, right, I have it bringing it up here. Oh, man, but yes, there's a K-On story, so you can all look forward to that and how much, you know how much I love K-On. So the Japanese publishing giant, Code Ensha, announced on Wednesday that it and die knife-on printing are buying the American publishing startup Vertical. They didn't know, they're not telling us how much it is, they're buying it for, but it has 77 million yen in capital. Vertical translates and publishes Japanese books in English, including but not limited to manga, a kinda show of on, but 46.7% of vertical and knife-on printing, but 46.0%. Ooh, they're replacing a 67-year-old guy with a 42-year-old chief operating officer in the middle of April. The first time they've had a presidential transition in 24 years, I guess, and this is the seventh generation head of the family that's founded the company. Dang. It's going to be, the company will strengthen its digital and overseas ventures during the ongoing publishing slump. It's founded in 2001, and Vertical was founded in 2001, so, oh, you know, I don't know. Japan has a tendency of when they buy American things of not doing very well by them, so we'll have to see how it works, but I think it's pretty cool. Usually it won't be that bad, but we shall see, I suppose. Here's the thing. Dinepons headquarters? Guess where they're located. They're in New York, aren't they? Ooh. That's what it said. Oh, well, maybe they're headquarters. Well, they have a location in Concord. Ah, really? And they actually almost applied for them, but they are very much a Japanese company. They, you have to fax your resume and a cover letter to them, telling them what you want to apply for. Like, they list a job online, or no, they didn't. Oh, maybe they did, either way, my roommates actually know someone who works there, and I just mentioned they were looking for an IT guy when I moved down here, and I looked it up, but literally, you have to, like, fax them your resume and stuff, like, no, you don't email them. Very much Japanese companies. Yeah, I was shocked. Like, really? This is the facts and all my information, it's the one randomly. Alrighty then, no thanks. So they never applied, but yeah, they have a big, they have a big plant down in Concord, or up in Concord, I should say. I would have faxed it to him personally. Why? Well, it's a Japanese company, man. It's the only way you could, anyway. You do? It was no email address. It was literally faxed as your resume in the cover letter. No, they're wrong with that. Oh. I'm not saying it's bad or nothing, I'm just saying. But come on, Dye Nippon has a local, he's giving back to the North Carolina. Economy, that's right, that's right. No, vertical is really good. They have a lot of good manga titles. I'm familiar with that name, but I don't know what, I can't think of stuff that they have done and I can't think of anything. Well, if you click the word vertical, then the story brings up a small list. This is, they've also done anime as well, excuse me, all manga. So some of the stuff they're doing right now, seven billion needles, which I've heard is a very, very good one. I don't know if you want that one. Blackjack, which is. Okay, I heard that one. Yeah, it's a very, very cheap, sweet home. What's the one about the cat? Ah, yes. I need to read that one, since I'm a cat person. Just watch the anime, it's a lot better. Okay. Drops of God, which I've heard is pretty good. Goon saga, which is an anime as well. Uh, two tera, twin speaker, I've heard is really good as well. They have a lot of stuff I want, I want to check out. Hmm. So. Not hard, I've been nice with these. Well, you need to animate, you're just a manga. You don't. Yeah. You typically. Finally, Kion is the first ever anime franchise to set 500,000 plus. Why? Why are people so stupid? Whatever. Stop hating. So, uh, before 20th, Kion became the first ever anime television series to sell over 500,000 Blu-ray diffs, um, on Oricon sales chart in Japan, it accomplished this feat when the 8th limited first edition Blu-ray volume of the Kion television series, anime sequel sold 26,000 copies of anime and that mobile, a piece of crap. I've never seen a show. I want you to watch a few episodes. I did. I did. I went to the, um, the community convention in Charlotte. I sat down and watched a few and I'm like, yep, this is retarded. Were they dubbed? Yes, they were. Right. They were, they, I think there was, there was a whole couple of episodes where the drummer was not worrying that she was shining enough or some, oh, that episode where she was in the back. Yeah. It was. And I'm just like, this is the most retarded thing I've ever seen. It was. You didn't watch from the first episode. It's important. Drummers have to be seen besides being her not her, or what it is. She just needs more drums all those. That was a problem. I was not. Yes. It's a very acquired show. Back on Monogatari, it was number two with 331,000 in Macross Frontier, which was nine volumes. Did about 235,000 total. Now Macross and Baka Matori, those are good shows. Baka Monogatari. Did you see Baka Monogatari before? Wait a minute. Is that, that may not be what I'm thinking about. I'm thinking of Baka no, no, excuse me. Baka Monogatari, literally in the first five seconds, you have a glorious, high definition panty shot for no explicable reason. All of a sudden, this girl is walking on the street, and then BAM! Panty shot for no reason. You say that like it's a bad thing. It's just weird that it's like out of nowhere. I wonder if that show ever gets released here in America, it would do very well I think. Although I probably won't because it all deals with Japanese mythology and things of that, but it's where it sort of fruits basket. Yeah. I don't know, it'll be banned in Tokyo, so you know. No, I won't be. Alright. He's banned and everything else, he's going to ban the internet too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, you just don't want to talk about that stuff. No, I don't. Oh, he has the music! You can't say that? No. You can't say shit? No. Oh, he's really quiet, I don't know why. Yeah, it's really freaking quiet. I wasn't going to mention that, but yes it was. Yeah, I don't know, whatever. Fuck you one amp. Anyway. But you have the music for the first time in like a month. Yeah, I got to get a better grip on it, which I'm going to order to redo it. Yes. Alright, so you can have the WTF for the week. Oh, I get to do the what the fuck of the week, beautiful. Alright, strawberry marshmallow. All of you wonderful, wonderful low-lie people. You can now do low-lie taxi riding. Woohoo! You can now do low-lie taxi when each Yamara fans are sure to be delighted, or at least mildly bemused, by the announcement that ita taxi, Motaku, bearing the likenesses of you and company are finally gracing the streets of Hamatsu. The taxis can be specially reserved or simply held down, and riders receive commemorative Barazu illustrated cards. The original manga is evidently set there, which is why they're doing it there. And they're doing it to, you know, stimulate tourism. But it's, you know, rarely, really, really ridiculously overly cute. Dude, it's from strawberry marshmallow, of course. Yeah, I know, but it's just, oh, you know, they, uh, I would not want to be a middle-aged chain-spoken Japanese person driving these caps. Yeah, whatever. It would be the most entertaining. Hey, you got to make a living. Ah, you do, you do. But the, uh, the other thing, you know, somebody made new pictures of, uh, my little sister can't be this cute, which I'm surprised it took this long. Uh, and that's the other thing that was on there that was mildly interesting. Which one was that? Pretty bad week for, um, Sangaku Complex, or is not anything massively disgusting. So I don't know. Ha! Jazzy 13 is, uh, shocked you actually announced that down correctly. Well, you know, tell her I've been working on it just for her. She's listening live trick. She wants to come up to Asheville. She can give me personal lessons on how to, um. What? You know, she's listening, right? Announce Japanese stuff better. Yeah, I'll shut you up. Okay, moving on. What? Come on now. Let's be desperate over here. All right, review a hand tie for Jazzy here. Yeah, there you go. Um, actually, we gotta do one more thing before you review the machine. It's another week and more DVDs are being released. What should you get? It's time for the Wheelie DVD Biz. What should you get? There's three fucking titles coming out this week. Yeah. I'm pretty much going to say you should get nothing this week. I agree. Okay, moving on. All right. Love selection. Ah, it's such a riveting show for rivets and bolts. So there you go. All right. Um, so yeah, this show basically has no selection. So it's about this guy named like Daichi. He's like daydreaming in class. I'm about the three girl about this girl named Ami. He really likes having sex with her. He says, if you would have told me it would have been like that, I would have said you were, I was dreaming. And then they cut to her the girl, Ami and her two other friends now and Nayato or Nayato or whatever. I was like, A-A-W-T-O is very weird spelling. But I'm talking and Ami's saying, oh, I really like that Daichi guy, whatever. Cut to them in class, end of the day. All the girls in class have boyfriends except these three girls. And you got just three tropes basically here. You got now, who is the girl with glasses, pigtails, and really big boobs and she's a clutch. All right. You've got new A-A-W-T-O, I just caught an A-A-W-T-O, I don't know if I can know. I'll just call her N, that's good enough. You got N, she's cute as hell. She's my favorite of the three girls to be honest. This is the most time with her. You got N, who is this bossy, crumpy bitch. But she's like kind-hearted, it seems like, or something, but she's really bossy. Then you've got Ami, who is kind of your plain Jane, like, hey, look at me, I'm a brunette and I got, okay, size boobs and I'm boring. So N was like, oh, I'm sick of being, all these, seeing all these other girls, I have boyfriends. I'm tired of being a virgin. I want to lose my virginity before high school. So there's about nine other guys, and probably eight, nine guys left at the end of the day because they were cleaning, still in the classroom. So N is like, hey, I got a great idea. We were going to let all these boys fuck us and we were going to lose our virginity. So she makes... You got to be kidding me. Hey, this anime is complicated. So she stands up and says, hey, all you male assholes, you are going to fuck us. And everyone's like, what? You'll be crazy. You kidding me? You just, all of you line up. So they all line up. Wait, wait, wait, they're not like, okay, I mean, come on. So the three girls get in the front of the classroom and they say, line up in front of the girl you want to have sex with. So about four or five guys line up for Ami, four or five guys line up for now, and nobody lines up for N, the girl who thought of this plan. So she says, well, there's one condition though. We need to get to choose who fucks us. And one of the guys is like, what if we're not picked? She's like, you get to fucking watch. You better be fucking grateful you get to even watch. She's like, you don't like it, get the fuck out. So this anime is just awesome. So Diachi is like, oh shit, I'm even wanting to fuck Ami for a while. I want to fuck Ami. She's great. And so Ami chooses Diachi. And now, well, she's just getting gangbanged. But she brings up a point of, hey, N, what happens if this isn't my first time having sex? She's like, what? What did you have sex? Well, during my studies, my brother made me have sex with him, and I couldn't refuse him. So we have, now we have fucking incest in this show. So now I was getting fucked by like three different guys. Ami is... Oh, it's the same time. Yeah. It's awesome. Ami is getting fucked by Diachi, and he's like, god, this is awesome. I'm really fucking her, sweet. And N is like, what about me? I'm the one who's out of this damn plan, so then she gets tackled by two guys, and she gets pissed that they are fucking her, because she wants foreplay. The guy goes, who cares, you're white enough, and just sticks it in her. Well, you know, this is what you get for doing it, you're making it your first time this way. Apparently. Yeah. Yeah. That episode is like 27 minutes long, literally, I would say 23 of it is a fucking just sex scene. So... It is a hand tie. Yes. So... Here's the best part though, Ami gets fucked forever, and man, if she does a few guys, but never comes. Now, fuck's like seven guys, and when they come, they just fall over, and she's like, "God damn it, you guys suck!" So they all want to fuck Daiichi, and they all fuck him, and everything. And at the end of the, at the end of the first episode, now goes, or sorry, Ami goes, "Well, you know, we've already fucked and stuff, but do you want to be my boyfriend?" So he says, "Yes, but of course, now an N can fuck Daiichi too, whenever he wants." So he's got these three good looking girls, they have sex with it any time. So the episode wraps up that way. I mean, do they, do they like, make it realistic? These people are supposedly versions, or... I don't say, but they, but I mean, like, in the very first... Well, I mean the girls are supposed to be, so things associated with that. Yeah, yeah, because they even have, you know, GS. But uh... Yeah, it was pretty... It was supposed to be a non-pleasant experience for the first time, for a few days. Well, apparently not for them, they loved it, and they could get fucked, like, like... Mmm, okay, that was... Ever, okay. And here's how it's like in the entire time. First off... They're already teachers around. You got this big fucking orgy going on, and a goddamn classroom, and nobody is around to, like, walk in and be like, "What the fuck's going on here? Come on now." Well, if Stahinta, they would have just joined in. Probably. True. I'm sorry, if I was walked into a chemistry lab and there was an orgy going on, I would be, uh... You know. Yeah, sure. You're in college. This was in high school. Ah, automatic! Nice. Uh, yeah. Um. Here's the best part, though. Besides the others, it says the ending, you know, and is the girl who's all pissed off, that, you know, everyone else has a girlfriend, and they're apparently losing their virginity. She goes, uh, now breaks up the point. You know, you've been asked out many times, and, uh, you turn them all down. So, stop your bitchin'. And like, the other thing I was thinking of was like, "All three of these girls are relatively good-looking." Except on me, she's pretty plain. Like, I don't understand the whole point, like, why he likes her, because she's pretty plain-looking. And you've got N, who's really good-looking, and just take control of the situation. I don't know. So, episode two, this is only a two-episode hand tie. The second episode is, uh, I think the downfall of the show. I did not enjoy it. So, um, Daiichi goes to this family restaurant called the Royal Bust. And all the waitresses there are cute. So it's mainly patronized by males. And he won a ticket to the special service event that has only given to folks who get so many points. And he likes his girl named, uh, who are their names, or what an S. Daiichi, or some bullshit, I don't know. Where's Clara's Sammy? She likes her girl names- he likes her on her Sammy. She's cute. She's got big old titties. And I don't know. I think all these girls are college-aged, they're not high school, that's for sure. And so about him and fifteen other guys get this coupon that show up for the special service day where the women are on the menu. And a blowjob costs like a thousand yen, doing other stuff to these women, cost money, and you put your order in and then it happens, and you pick your girl. So at first, he gets a blowjob from Sammy, and he's like, "Hey, this is great." But because there's so many people who want Sammy, because she's popular, she is called away before he can have sex with her, and he's upset by this, but this other girl forgot her name, we'll just call her Red Head because she was a Red Head, she's like, "Hey, I've been liking you for a while, I'm gonna fuck you, and I'm not gonna charge you for it." And it comes to be that, "Alright!" He is so good at fucking apparently, even though he was just a virgin of whoever long ago they were doing it in the classroom apparently, and has a girlfriend mind you, if this must even make sense. He's fucking Red Head, and she likes it so much that he goes, "Hey, I'm starting a special delivery service for you only, and this motherfucker has to compromise and go, "I could fuck Sammy over there, or I could do you every damn day, Red Head." And he has, he battles, he wrestles with his thoughts on what to do. That is the entire episode, watching him have sex with Red Head, and choosing between this willing girl who will come to his house, nonetheless. He doesn't have to do anything, and yet he hasn't sit there and go, "Well, I wonder what I wanna do." He's like, "Ah, Jesus Christ, guy. I've never understood that in anime, and he and I are not." Like, is this your hair out? I mean, you know, you gotta go out for either love, or you know, he's got a natural girlfriend, you might actually care about her, you know. Oh, whatever, you're in fucking high school. I didn't start dating a girl, I was a fucking senior, I thought I was a senior. But yeah, I don't know, why that means I don't know. Either way, the point is, you're like a guy in your raging hormones, and you've got a ponder if you want a girl who is willing to fuck you for no, you have to do shit. You can probably badmouther or something, and she'd be like, "Dude, I don't know." But I didn't like the first, I didn't like second episode, there was a character, "What does he finally choose?" He chooses, well, they never say, but they show him fucking right-head, like the next day in his bed. And their conversation is how much Sammy has become a slut from that event. Now, she fucks every guy who comes through and just shows her sucking off a carrot, and Diachi's like, "That can't be true, Sammy's not like that." Yeah, he picked Redhead, mid the, I guess he could say the crack choice, in the matter, but this anime is just so, you know, just full of plot twists, and, you know, when I watch something like this, I just go, "Man, the show is just hard to follow." There was this edge of my seat, entertainment, and come on now, he had to choose! That's right! And then the first episode of the show, there was, so that was the selection part of the show, apparently, because in the first episode, I mean, there was no selection, he knew who he was. I'm just an orgy man. And then in the end, he got all three girls anyway. So apparently, this guy is just so popular with the ladies, that he was single, and that these three girls were like, "Oh my God, I want his cock." So that is love selection. You will not find it in America, and it's from Pink Pineapple, and I mean like, the first episode was kind of cool, I mean like, not cool, but like, yeah, you know, it was a little different, like, I guess, I don't know. It was nice not seeing technical rape, and, well, just rape in general, it was actually a nice thing, like, "Hey, we're going to have sex, does everyone agree? Sure, okay, let's go have sex." But it was all censored, so it was like, censored wangs, censored clits, it was like, "All right, it's pretty cool looking, that's blurring the sunscreen." But yeah, I don't know, the title seemed interesting, it was based off on each game, of course. But I found very little selection to be had, except in the second episode, and I don't know what they were thinking. They introduced an old Japanese, like, he had a sidekick named Ch, he called him Chief, so maybe he was like, I don't know, a corporation guy, or he was an older guy, who got to have sex with Sammy instead of, stuff dayachie. So I don't know, that was kind of like, okay, enough of that. Well, I kept thinking, the entire time of the second episode, it was going to be a bitch to have to clean all those tables of bleach, and come on, this is a family restaurant where people eat, and they're having sex on the tables, and in the booth. Yeah, yeah, well, you know, they just got to do what they got to do, it's a bad economy, so... Hey, the fast food industry has now developed into prostitution. Yes, it's the fast sex industry now. No, it seemed like this was going on for a while. What is fast? Well, okay. I don't know. That is love selection, I don't know what to give it. We can get your selection of love. No, not even. Not even. Give it a four out of five. Four out of ten. Oh, damn. Not bad, huh? I'm starting to go with a ten scale. I know we've jumped around a lot in this show. I'm going to stick with a ten scale. No, right. Like, it's not terrible. There's a lot of recycled animation. Yeah, I can mostly... But I mean, that's a lot. Yeah, I mean, like, what the fuck, you know, it's not like going to be like a feast to your eyes. But, the first episode, the character models, especially the girls, are really cute. In the seconds, they're really bland and really almost kind of boring to look at. But, yeah, give it a four out of ten. I mean, it's... Wow. Not necessarily my... One of these days, I've got to review, uh, Dr. Oganki. It's a personal favorite anti-of-mind. Dr. Oganki. Okay. This guy has a haircut that looks like a fucking penis. His hair, it looks like a fucking tip of a penis. Okay, you've got to send this to me. And he gives sessions. Like, there is a guy dressed in a rat suit who can't get a boner. So he goes to Dr. Oganki to hear him of not getting a boner, of not getting an erection. Dr. Oganki is like, Viagra before Viagra existed, because he has a smoke and hot assistant who fucks men until whatever problem they have goes away. She fixes them with her vagina, and it is awesome. A very well-known voice actor here in America did the voice of Ratman. The show is just awesome, because he has a stupid shit that happens, and he will laugh for ass-hop. Well, you will have to send this to me, though. I don't own it yet. I'm going to buy it here soon, because it gives his breath to you the hard stuff. But the show is this act of an epically hilarious idea of fucking out of his anti-just a shit that happens in this show is just epic. Well, I'll have to show you some scenes from Night Shift Nurses. No! I have seen scenes from Night Shift Nurses. No. That is all right. Aw, come on now. You don't want to be... No. I don't watch Handdower, the dude is just creepy. Oh, no, no. I would not watch it with you. I would send it to you. I don't know if I could have watched it with you. That would be just creepy, yes. You were going to watch, huh? You were thinking about getting, so we could review together Princess 69. Have you done that yet? No. Well, I don't know why you need to do that, so we could review it together. Someday down the road. Start our hand-tied reviews. Yes. Well, I don't like doing a lot of hand-tied reviews. Ah! Because they're easy to do. Yes, they do. They're like two episodes. Two episodes. Boom, done. I got a review. Yep. All I got to remember is the girl's names, and I feel that, so I make my own names. Like Sammy, and N. But I am trying to track down another hand-dye called the Blue, color of the water, color of the sky. It is a fucking evic-hand-dye that I want to review down the line here. Damn, you fuck who done that. Anyway, yeah, 4 out of 10. Nothing special. The character models are ayyy, and they're good. In other places, it's like, what the hell were they smoking? I'm trying to get out, and you can tell it was rushed. But next week, we will review Animation Runner Crew Me, the show about the life and times of the anime industry. You will learn new terms that you never knew before if you've watched it. You never watch the show, like, in-betweens, and cuffs, and prints. The- Alright, so. Prince, and in-betweens, yes. Hey. There's some serious shit there. Yes, yes. I had to learn words while watching this damn anime, and understand why that mattered so much. So, it's all in my review. I literally watched the show, and then I wrote a review right after, so I've hit it on my hard drive for a few weeks. It's next week, Animation Runner Crew Me, anything else you want to say before you depart? No, no, you should- everybody should be watching Brotherhood, if you're or not, you need to be. It's awesome. I'm not watching it. I have to watch it. At least until I finish the first film that I'll post. Wrong time. Be fair that the first one does not end well. Don't care. Yeah. Don't care for the end well. Of course, 51 episodes. I think I might care for the end. We'll see. Yeah. I don't know. We'll see. We will see. Alright. Check out BonsaiBeat.com. There are our final past episodes. Yes, yes. Review index. Everything we reviewed. Email us at bonsaibeat@gmail.com. Follow me on twitter, twitter.com/jellacoon, like what anime, technology, stuff, pro wrestling. Stuff, stuff, yeah, man. It's all kinds of good stuff. Oh, Zaldar. Zaldar 78. Yes. Finally on Twitter, but I never really get on Twitter anymore, so you know. Well at least we got you on there. Alright. Thanks for listening. Yes, yeah. Yes, always. See you in a week. Thanks for listening. For more information about this or older episodes, visit www.bonsaibeat.com or subscribe to us on iTunes by searching the Bonsai Beat. 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Jellokun gives Zaldar some powah and gets the choice of selecting the review. well he picks the hentai title. So you get to listen to a review of Love Selection The Animation.