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Top 5 Stories June 28, 2024

A crazy thing can happen if you sneeze after abdominal surgery, a Canadian politician doesn't even vote for himself, and manure, lots of manure. Those stories and more on today's top 5!

Duration:
4m
Broadcast on:
28 Jun 2024
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mp3

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