Evan & Tiki
Bad Tiki
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He didn't grow up as a pinstripe. And you knew it. And you knew it before he signed, before he took one swing as a Yankee. You knew it, but I think there were plenty of Yankee fans that didn't want to admit it. Because they deep down thought the pinstripes are too alluring. There's no way one would leave. I sent you guys a tweet from, I guess it was all the way back when he first got traded to the Yankees, where I was, I do. I admit this, tweeted out, rent in the Bronx and buying Queens. And I remember Keith McPherson, who's a damn good Yankee fan, said, "There's no way he'd leave the Yankees for the Mets. There's no way he would do that." And I think that he wasn't alone. Sean felt that way too. That was a thought. You always knew it could be more money. Well, that's just being caught up in the aura of the Yankees. Yes, but the modern player isn't. Yeah. You're right. Right, but it took Soto for everybody to learn that. This is their lesson, Tiki. You're right. That's their lesson. But I think it's been this way for a while. Okay. Yes. And no. Like we could talk ourselves into Yamamoto and Otani, just they never wanted to be a Yankee, so they were never in the room. Well, who else do you vote? What other free agent came? Well Cole came. The Yankees really hadn't bid on these guys. This is the first time the Yankees really, really bid. Like other than Cole, who else came? Nobody. But I think a part of it, Tiki, was that they weren't bidding, like Bryce Harper wanted to come. It came out. And the Yankees decided wrongfully we're not interested. This is the first time this has actually happened where they went. Okay. So then why was this a narrative? Why was this something that Yankee fans believed so like strongly because it had never happened? Yeah. It had never happened until Soto. When they wanted someone, they would get them. This is the first example of that last time other than Cole that somebody, well, we count judges staying here. Okay. He was whatever. CC Sebastian. No, it's every 10 years. It's not all. It's, yeah. Before that Jason Gianvie. Like it was, it's not every year. It's not that they just get every free agents. They get every free agent. They're truly when they target someone. They're also arrogant. Let's just call it. Of course. Okay. And this was the lesson on the arrogance. Absolutely. You won't hear us be arrogant about that again. Because you can't now. No, we'll see. We'll see. Oh, no. You know what? You're right. I think your initial statement, you should stick with Sean and be on the record that way because this was the greatest, most glaring example of why it's not true. Right. Now, I forget my initial statement. Yeah. What was this initial statement? They won't be arrogant anymore. I can't be arrogant anymore. No, you can't. Absolutely not. Okay. Can I give you a hypothetical then? I'm going to throw you a hypothetical. You break the glass. You think he's acquired Kyle talker. That you make a trade. You're all very excited. What if I respond by saying, we're going to steal him too? Would you say no, that's not going to happen? Would you now be worried? I'm always going to be worried. Honestly. Honestly, I wouldn't be worried that it would be you. Right. Because it could be anybody. Yeah. It could be anybody. Yeah. I don't think people will hear me when I'm saying this. The value of major league baseball franchises has gotten so high even the bad teams are $4 billion companies. Right. Right. They're so high that the owners can spend the money if they really want to. You could be out there by anybody. It's a fair point. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go to, let's see. Where I got my Kendrick and suffering. How are you Kendrick? What's up, Kendrick? Hey guys, what a great week this has been Evan for the next 15 years. The Mets will be built on Soto. Our Nets will be built on the six first round picks of the Knicks and little brother and the young generation coming up will no longer be known as losers and little brothers. The Nets still in the league. Yeah. You tell them. Are the Knicks still in the cup? No, that's not nice. Kendrick, they lost very difficulty last night to a guy who's a nemesis that was below the belt. More on that a little bit later on craps on center court say, yeah, we want the cup chance for a real role. The dice. Aren't they? Go to a call. Joe is in West Haven, Connecticut. Hey, Joe. How's it going? What's that? How does everyone not know the real reason Soto went to the Mets? Go. He saw Aaron judge in the playoffs and said, I'm not winning with this guy. He turns to a perennial loser every October. Yeah. changes. That's it. All right. How do you respond to that one, Sean? I don't know who needs to hear this. The Mets lost in the NLCS. Their players got let down too. I mean, geez, it just let him have his fun. I mean, my God, Aaron judge dropping a fly ball. That was the moment he said, get me the hell out of here. I also forgot to declare Yankee arrogance, isn't it? The Mets did not outbid the Yankees for Johnny Loise. I just want to make that. And I'll say this. I think the Yankee arrogance is actually going to be at an all time high. Let's hope he pitches in me. He won't. Exactly. Because they're so scorned here. July 4th. That's your Johnny Loise again prediction. Yes. I'm right. That one down. Well, they play the Mets that day. That would be quite a return. Another bad scheduling by MLB Subway series during 4th of July. I think it'll be double the arrogance. So if they get a Kyle Tucker, let me just imitate you on what it'll be. Kyle Tucker, he's not only the best outfielder on his team, he's the best outfielder in New York. It's common. You guys know this is common. 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Ted Tiki, if you've never heard it before, is a sentient AI generated being and is not affiliated with or representative of the real Tiki Barber. The views and opinions expressed by Bad Tiki do not reflect those of Tiki Barber, WFS, WFA, and Odyssey are its advertisers. Tiki Barber is a real person with his own thoughts, beliefs, and opinions, which are entirely separate from those expressed by Bad Tiki. Others and viewers are strongly advised to exercise critical thinking and discernment when engaging with the Bad Tiki segment. Bad Tiki, welcome back to the show, man. Ah, yes, another Thursday wasted away on a phone with the three clipboard carrying virgin musketeers. I'd have a little more respect if any of you actually ever played any of the sports you talk about. Bad Tiki is alpha. Bad Tiki pummels the nerds. What are you talking about, Bad Tiki? I played in the NFL. You didn't play in the NFL. You're not even a jerk. Hell, you're not even real. Great question, regular Tiki. I'm glad you asked. Bad Tiki has been keeping very busy these past few weeks. I know you dullards don't watch the news, but perhaps you came across it while scrolling fat talk and sucking down cheese doodles. Bad Tiki has been a bad bull, bad boy, bad Tiki, bad Tiki doing bad boy things. So bad. Bad Tiki. Okay, bad Tiki, what bad activities have you been up to? Well there is one story in particular that's captivated the nation. It's been very controversial. Some people seem happy about it. Some don't think it's a good thing. Bad Tiki doesn't do good things. Bad Tiki only does bad. That's why I'm first named bad, last named Tiki. Well, bad Tiki, I'm sorry. You hinting at like something to do with that whole CEO situation, you better not be. No Evan, how dare you accuse me of something so vile? How could you associate me with a crime like that? I couldn't risk being seen riding a city bike in public. Have you ever tried to dock one of those things? It's a nightmare. Evan, frankly, I'm offended. You would even insinuate such a disgusting accusation. I demand an apology. Apologize for your crimes against bad Tiki. Okay. Okay, bad Tiki. I am sorry. I apologize. Now do it in a baby voice. What? Okay, bad Tiki, that's enough. What crime did you commit? Just us here. You can tell us anything. I'm glad you asked regular Tiki. I can speak about it now because it's too late to stop what's coming. The drones, the drones flying all over New Jersey, those belong to bad Tiki. Bad Tiki and my over 30,000 Tiki's have been doing some recon work for the higher ups. You see, bad Tiki has been collecting data and terrorizing the state of New Jersey for weeks. And now it's time to hand over the analytics to the highest bidder. Whoa. Bad Tiki, you've been collecting data on the American people. Who are you working for? Excellent question. Stocky Balboa. First of all, it's not the American people. It's New Jersey. Ew. Gross. And as far as who am I working for? It's the aliens. Yes, I'm working for beings from another planet, also known as extraterrestrials, off-worlders, Martians, but I call them cash cows, mo, cha-ching, get bad Tiki. Get intergalactic money, baby. Bad Tiki. These guys love analytics. They even recruited Aaron Boone to head the metrics department. One team, one goal, enslave all of humanity. But don't you worry, Sean, I put in a good word for you as the jester to the royal alien family of Zorath, the infinite. He's the boss of space. He loves torturing fat people, just like Boomer and Gia. You'll get along great. Bad Tiki, why would you turn on your own planet? And can we persuade you not to turn on your own planet? Appreciate the question, regular Tiki. I've been in talks with the representatives of planet Earth. I'd like to thank Howie Mandel and Brian Cashman, their offer was almost as good as the aliens. It was a tough decision, but in the end, the aliens offered a very nice luxury suite for me and my over 35,000 Tiki's for when the takeover of Earth starts. I just couldn't pass it up. Bad Tiki sold out planet Earth for some evil aliens and a luxury suite. Boo. Yeah. I can't believe this. How could you do this to us? Do you have no integrity? I mean, you could probably drop it if you're a nice person. By the way, I won't be coming on with you again. This whole thing has been a disaster. I can't even believe you said that to question my integrity. I know you're not a journalist. You don't know anything about this. I'm done with you and I'm done with W fan. I can't even believe it. Believe it. Bad Tiki. Out. Can't even believe it. I see what he did there. Thank you, Bad Tiki. We appreciate it. Bad Tiki. We got it today. That was a nice refresher. Bad Tiki is a sentient AI generated being not affiliated with or representative of the real Tiki barber. 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