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(upbeat music) ♪ I love you baby ♪ ♪ I love you true ♪ ♪ You're the company boy ♪ ♪ I love you baby ♪ ♪ You know it's true ♪ ♪ We were lovers back when we were at school ♪ ♪ Love you baby ♪ ♪ That's true ♪ (audience cheering) - All right, sick, welcome. Welcome to another episode of the Patreon bonus episode of What A Great Punk. You are here, and so are we. It's great to be here again. It's great to be here, pleasure to have me. - Mm-hmm. - And yes, we are recording from a place called Labor's Hill in the old ways today. - Stunning. - In a beautiful wooden house on a property. - You reckon it's got ski. - Ski lodge, ski lodge vibes. - That's actually, I woke up this morning at like six am cold. - Oh yeah, and so I-- - You woke up cold. - Yeah, but, 'cause it was getting cold, right, when the heat is on. - Yeah. - And so I rolled over, grabbed the remote for the heater, 'cause it's just upstairs with the heater next to my bed. - Yeah. - Jucked it on, and then when I woke up after that at nine, it felt like I was in a ski lodge, 'cause there was really stuffy inside. - Yeah. Oh, hang on, so hang on, you've got a heater up there. Oh, that's, I woke up feeling like I was in a ski lodge, 'cause I put that on, and then I put that one on too, so that would have been fucking, yeah. Yeah, it got real hot. I kind of woke up like I was in a tent at Falls Festival, and I've never been in a tent at Falls Festival. - You and me slept in a tent once, together, you know that? - No. - It was at New Year's Eve and the Hill. - Oh, okay. - We slept in a tent together then. - All right. - Yeah, I don't remember which one it was, but yeah. - Odd bedfellows, you and I. - Yeah. (laughs) It's not the usual, but we have done it quite a few times. - Yeah, as to ass. - Mm. Yeah, I don't know what you-- - You really like breaking the bed up there, don't you? Like you're, every time we go to a hotel, it's like, is the bed? - Are you broken apart? No, at the moment, it's double and you go, "Would you mind please breaking it up for us?" - Yeah, I need a 30 centimetre gap. - Yeah. - You've got to split 'em. You don't want to just be farting into each other's assholes. (laughs) You need some air in between. - No, you've got to be really respectful when you're sharing a bed with someone like in terms of farts. - Definitely. - Yeah, keep 'em. - They're not, it's not for the shared bed experience. - When it's a friend, or someone-- - A friend, a casual bed fella. - Someone you don't share the bed with often. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. However, if it's someone you share the bed with often-- - Yeah, there's different rules. (laughs) - Different rules apply. - Yeah. - That's home turf. You can do what you want in your own bed. - Oh, not to talk about farting. - No, no, we've been there. (laughs) But I've, I'm really, I think I've been, I've been pushing the boundaries with farts at home. And no one really wants to hear about our farts surely. You haven't signed up to the Patreon to hear about our fart stories. But I'm pushing the limits a little bit, I think. - Pushing the farting boundaries. - Kate is occasionally half an empuffin about it. - Yeah. - Half an empuffin, or saying things. Like is half an empuffin to herself, or is she? - Oh, no. - Like when I clean the house, I go, oh fuck, I can't do that. - If you clean the house, you have to clean the house. - In a good mood. - Yep, yeah. You have to. - I'm not half an empuffin 'cause I don't want to do it. I just get uptight doing it sometimes. - Yeah. (laughs) - But when I did the tidy up round here yesterday morning, I was loving it. - Yeah. - It was a full pleasure. - Felt good? - Yep. - Yeah. - Yeah. So she's outwardly saying, oh, stop it. - Yeah. - I'm in trouble for it. So I need to, yeah. You need to start feeding her things that'll make her fart more. And then it will settle everything out. I reckon. More beans. - I literally, I think we've talked about it on pop before, but I used to think I had, I used to have like, I went to the doctor about belly problems. And it was really just 'cause I was spending so much time around Kate and not fart. - Holding him in. - Yeah. (laughs) - Yeah, look, not to go on about farts too much, but. - It's like one in every 100 episodes we talk about farts. - Yeah. I remember one of the first times I experienced the like, not farting on a date thing. And then, as soon as it's over, I was letting all hell break loose. (laughs) - It's so hard. - I have a full memory of the first time it ever happened. - Yeah. - Just getting into my car afterwards. - Yep. - Going home, just letting it go. Windows down. - It's absurd to hold all the way to that one. (laughs) - Crupt us for the whole hill. - Crupt us to the whole hill. - Disgusting. Disgusting. - Yeah. - I was dusting around. - But yeah, so ski, shallow vibes. Ever been to the snow? - I have, I've been to the snow, yeah. I've been twice. I went when I was a kid on a ski trip. - Me too. - To Canberra. - What year? - I was a year nine. - Wasn't grade six? - Oh, okay. - Yeah. - So like 11? - Only allowed a ski where people allowed a snowball. - No, only skiing. - Yeah, same with us. - Could only ski. - And just ski trip. - My friend got the speed wobbles. I saw him from behind. He started to do that thing where he just, whoa, and then he smashed his knee into a tree. And had a really terrible knee injury. - I reckon there was a bad injury on my ski trip too. It must be one or two at ski trip. You just know that going in. - It's pretty dangerous. - Yeah. - Yeah, you can twist your shit. Like you took big stacks. And they're fun. - Well, not always. - It's not always. - Yeah. - Not always. - Well, yeah. - Some of them are. - It's fucking dangerous. You're just sliding down a mountain hill. - And people can take you out. They can slide from behind you. - Yeah. - And they can't change their course. - Yeah. - They've all seen it on Instagram, really. - Yeah, you gotta be careful of Rogue. - Full Australia's Funniest Home Video show stuff. - Yeah. - It's so like, it's such a mixed level of skill levels out on the field. So there's like, you got like great advanced skiers all the way down to first timers. - Yeah. - It's a minefield. - Yeah. - And have you seen that? - It's horrendous that once again, Instagram, real. Of one of those chair lifts coming and one gets stuck at the front. So they all keep, it's not moving around. - Yeah. - I have the little interchange bit at the bottom. - Right. - And they keep just smashing into the chair. - Oh yeah. - Like real hectic. - And people start jumping off, like real high up 'cause they don't want to get into the, oh my God. - Literally, people are getting mangled in it. - Yeah, right. - And people are going like jumping out of the things. - Oh, that's terrifying. - That's terrifying. - Terrifying. But the other time that I went to the snow was in the Victorian, whatever, high country snow area. And it was with Burgess Shoutouts and Jeff Walker. - Oh yeah, Shoutouts. - It's just us three, I think, in a cabin on a holiday. I can't even remember what it was. It was just a night like we're in Victoria and we just, I got a lodge for some reason, I don't know. Why? But we smoked cigars there. And then me and Burgess slept in front of the fireplace on the carpet in the lounge room. And at some point we were face to face and my cigar breath was blowing in his face. (laughing) And it had like entered his dreams. - That's so funny. - And I woke up to him putting his hand over my face going, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop it. And I was like, oh what? And he's like, oh man, yeah. [LAUGHTER] [BLANK_AUDIO]
