There was a man in the Bible by the name of Joseph, who was the favorite of his father, Jacob. And he clothed his son in a cloak of many colors, but because of jealousy. And that's what's going on, Mr. President. People are jealous of you, jealous of God's hand upon your life. But don't you ever count Joseph out, even when Joseph is in the pit, don't count him out. Touch somebody and say, "Don't count Joseph out." If God gave him an interpretation for the Pharaoh's dream, you have a dream, I have a dream. The President has a dream, a dream of keeping a man with a safe for four more years, a dream of keeping democracy safe, a dream of keeping us prosperity, a dream of keeping us in peace, a dream of reducing hatred, racism, sexism, and bigotry. It tells him to get out of the pit, it teaches him to get out of the pit. President Biden is coming back, he's a comeback kid, he's a fighter, he's a champion, he's a winner. I'm a big kid, look what I can do, I can wear big, big pants too. Pull-ups, disposable training, dance from Huggies, they go on like underwear and protect like a diaper, even overnight. You're a big boy, aren't you, sir? Yeah, I'm a big boy, that's a big boy, sir, I'm a big boy, I took a big boy, poo. 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What's up man, how is my signal coming through currently? Good enough for a co-host. Just barely enough to scrape by, yes, the story of my life, as long as you can prop me up like Joe Biden's being propped up or not, he's not really anymore, if you can prop me up at least 10% better than Joe Biden's being propped up right now, then you're doing your job better than the president. So you're in luck. Yeah, you've got a lot to get to, Dave, do you know anything about this big boy conference? No, you don't talk about it, but I'm very excited, no, I'm very excited about it. All right, well we'll get into that momentarily, we've got a couple things to go through before that, we've got a little bit of house cleaning to do, much like other people in the libertarian party seem to have house cleaning to do because I saw this this week, Dave, you want to explain this one to me? That's great. This one brings me no joy, bro, and well, the way I should say she told me, and I could be getting this wrong, but she said it only lasted for a minute because she didn't want me to follow her. So it wasn't that she didn't want, I don't know how that works. Oh, she did the sneaky unfollow, like if you block somebody for a second, then it makes forces them to be on forces you to not be following her unless you notice, and then you can obviously re-follow her pretty easily. And it's not like you're some random troll on the internet, you're friends with her, so I assume it didn't work very well. Like I said, no, I mean, you know, she's on a one woman war path right now, and I can't follow her down this road, but it doesn't mean that I don't appreciate her contributions. Much like Jordan Peterson, I'm very grateful for all your work, but you're shitting the bed lately. Yes, what bed have you shat lately? Now what is the shitting of the bed that you think that Karen Ann Hollis did that? What did you say? What did you do to her? To get this blocked? What did you do, assholes? Yeah, so she's very upset about Libertarian Party of Colorado, which is her home state, making the decision to take off Chase and cop off the ballot and replace them with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. So she's very upset about that. I think she actually thwarted that effort, I'm not sure, but I think that she prevented that single-handedly. So they can deal with that in Colorado, just like New Hampshire can deal with New Hampshire, Delaware can deal with Delaware, but she seems like she was calling lots of people hoars and drones and simps and all these things, and I was like, aren't these your friends? I feel like we could do better than that. So that was my issue with how she was handling it. Yeah, I don't even notice any of these things until you bring them to my attention, but when you do, then I got to do a little bit of digging, and Karen Ann Harlow's posted this, Colorado Certificate of Nomination. Just to let the LNC know, the sign certificate of nomination of Chase Oliver and Mike Tremont signed and notarized by me, the Colorado Secretary of State, the Secretary of what? The Colorado Second S.O. West? Yeah. I think that's what it is. Okay. "Does not require the signatures of both the Secretary and the Chair, just one of those two has been delivered to and accepted by the Colorado Secretary of State. I spoke with the Secretary of State's office, who is aware that the Libertarian Party nominates by the National Convention and that the National Convention did not authorize the State Committee to make its own nomination." So was she successful or is this just still in the works, you know? I think that she was successful in keeping them off, which to me is sad, but I don't really care what other states are doing. Sure. So in doing that, is she successful or would she be successful? Is the goal to remove RFK and replace it once again with Chase and COP or just removing RFK? Yeah, I think she got Chase and COP at the top of the ticket. Mm. Got topped with the Chase and COP. That's sad. That's sad. Swered it again. Yeah. Well, that's all for Libertarian News so far. We'll get to Chase and COP more later, but the big news of the day or the week in the past week since we've done this last is, uh, obviously this. Joe Biden says, "Let me stay, let me save this as clearly as I can. I'm sitting in the prison of the United States. I'm the nominee of the Democratic Party. I'm staying in this race." And to that I say, God bless you, sir. Um, now with this announcement, like, I've been pondering this a bit lately and I posted it the other day that Joe Biden is currently doing infinitely more to sort, um, the establishment and the system, uh, he's doing more to fuck up the system than Donald Trump did in four years. Uh, take away everything else that Joe Biden's done right now. Just his dying grasp onto that ring of power is doing more for destroying the system and exposing the system than Donald Trump and all of QAnon did in the last forever. What do you thought, Steve? Yeah. Um, I have loved some of the, like, liberal progressive influencers kind of going towards that QAnon side, um, with their conspiracy theories and, oh, this is fake news. No, he's not really this. That's really. Uh, that's where the shot in Freud is coming from. I do get a little bit of joy from that. Um, and you are right, dude. He is kind of like, it seems like the narrative now. All my favorite comedians are making fun of Biden. That's okay. Again. You know, in lockstep, it happened day one after the debate and they seem like they're running with that. Um, but yeah, it looks like Jill Biden and Hunter Biden are in his corner going, no, no, no, dad, you need to definitely stay America loves you. So you should stay here while we can extract the rest of value that we can get out of this. Yeah. Now, not to beat a dead horse because I know we did a whole, we've done a whole lot of Joe Biden coverage, but there's just so much that comes out every week. And he is the president of the United States in the most perplexing presidential election of our lifetimes. And we're going to talk about him a lot, but I don't want to beat a dead horse because I am not, I'm no longer against the guy. I support him. I posted this the other day after being turned down by Joe Exotic and chase Oliver, I have now been forced to turn to Joe Biden at Joe Biden. I hereby offer my video services to help keep you in the race. I will make you look fly. My DMS are open balls in your court, Jack. I mean it. I'm serious. If Joe Biden wants me to help him stay in this race, I will do everything in my power to keep Joe Biden running quote, unquote, just metaphorically running obviously in this race. Do you agree to? Yeah. I mean, I would love to see that happen. And you know what, headquarters is only 15 minutes from here. So if you need me to go put in a good word for you, happy to do it in person, I'd appreciate that. I feel like they're going to probably, you know, maybe check out a couple of your episodes where, you know, you got in with the bloodshot eyes and like last week's episode where I had memoriam Joe Biden, what do you think that would turn them off? I feel like that might do it. That might ruin your shot. Yeah. Wow. You miss, you miss a hundred percent of the take, take the shot that you don't take and it's got to be your shot. You know, waiting Jack, Wayne Gretzky, Jack, anyway, Joe Biden, God bless him. I hope that he stays because I want to see him finish this thing strong. I want to see him go all the way, debate Trump two, three, four more times. And, you know, it's been a, it's been a slow four years in this presidency. Like it's all been shit, but it hasn't been entertaining shit. Now we finally have entertaining shit and I'm frankly very here for it. As much as, as much as much entertainment as we would glean from a Kamala Harris presidency, and I do like that that's the current runner up it would seem, but I don't think anybody can beat Biden at this point in at least an entertainment value. Yeah, that's funny that that's a statistic. It's like, oh, the number two person is probably the number two person right after Biden. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Now, before I can wholeheartedly endorse Joe Biden, I am going to, I'm, and let me just say, I, I endorse Joe Biden, not for president, but for running for president. I endorse Joe Biden exactly where he is, exactly where he clearly wants to be. I'm endorsing him. But before I can really, really throw my hat behind Joe Biden, I need to clear up a couple things because David, there's been a couple snippets going around the last week and some some people are saying Joe Biden said something and this part isn't even a joke. I don't think he did. I don't think it sounds like what people are saying and I want to, I want to clear it up and get your thoughts on these because they're, they're funny either way. Here is Biden talking to the head of NATO. Tell me what you hear. Obviously one of the most consequential periods in its history. I realize I was talking to your wife. I personally ask you to extend your service. Did you catch that, Dave? Yeah. What do you say? I was personally talking to your wife. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody's saying even out shown said did Biden tell the head of NATO he fucked his wife? That's what his wife. Yeah. That's what people are hearing and I've listened to this like 20 times. I'm like, I can't even hear that when I'm trying to hear it like I feel like if you're hearing that you want to hear it and I try to be honest. We don't need to make up stuff about Joe Biden sucking. There's a plethora that we'll get to after this that's not made up. But let's listen to this one more time. Tell me what you hear in the chats. I realize I've spoken to your wife, I personally ask you to extend your service. Okay. That time I heard it. One more time. I might have been making myself. I realize I've spoken to your wife. I mean, there's clearly a two there for me. Yeah. I'm just so autistic I just can't like I can't I can't hear what they want me to hear. But I would love to, especially as the video guy, if there's clean audio of Joe Biden clearly saying I was fucking your wife, I'd be all over that. Absolutely no heartbeat. But I'm not buying it yet. He still maintains his integrity so far for me. I've got one more here that I want to get your thoughts on Dave. Tell me what you hear in this clip. So much of the progress we made in the alliance is thanks to the secretary. He's a man of integrity and intellectual rigor. Would you hear there, Dave? An intellectual rigor? That's what I heard. Yes, but everybody else is saying he said intellectual rigor, which frankly I like that way more. And I wish it was that but intellectual rigor rigor rigor. Right. Yeah. Right. Hard R on the rigor. On the front and the back. But yeah, all of these are stretch, in my opinion, but people will glom on to whatever suits their narrative. Let's listen to intellectual vigor one more time. He's a man of integrity and intellectual rigor. That's time I heard W, like W-I-G-G. Yeah. That's how they get you, Dave. That's plant the seed. Now this press conference that's going on today, there's been a lot of buzz about it. There's been buzz, but it wasn't until this morning that I had any clue what time this was. I had to look at the president's daily schedule that doesn't come out until the day of in order to find out what time this is. Because people seem to be, I don't know, kind of avoiding it. The president is going to have a press conference today by himself in front of taking questions from the press, by himself, and by himself, they've decided because of that, we should call it the big boy press conference. Let's take a look at this. Let's find out. Oh my God. The president will hold the press conference. I guess a big boy press conference. We're calling it. Oh my God. I thought you made up all that shit with the cards on the intro that came from this came from his inside circle, bro. You know these people was that the dude that was the yeah. These people make fun of him one more. One more. Oh, come on, play. Come on. Twitter, you suck and you'll certainly hear from the president on Thursday when he gives his press conference, his big boy press conferences, your colleague, Justin has. Oh my God. This is it, bro. They are dog whistling the shit out of this. Yep. A board. A board. We are throwing him overboard. Everybody. Get it. We are throwing him overboard. Amazing. I believe that. Oh, Jill Biden has to be so pissed right now. Yeah. So I'm looking over at this. I've got president Biden hosts. Okay. This says it's live. I don't know if this is the right press conference. It's for Ukraine. I don't think that's the one. But yeah, the big boy press conference was supposed to be happening at 5 30 Eastern time, which is 15 minutes ago. Let's see. Oh, no, we're playing Joe Biden previous speeches now. Countdown to presser and it is 42 minutes. So we've got time. Maybe we'll save it for the after party. Maybe you'll have to go sign up for that at patreon.com for slash the system is down. That's frankly better. I had a feeling that 4 30 meant 5 30 when it comes to this stuff. But yeah, dog whistling throwing him under the bus. Good job, Joe. You answered all the questions. You knew all the answers and yay, here's your gold star. Now get out there and do your big boy press conference. I feel like these people are setting this guy up to be replaced just in the title alone, even like, like I said, it didn't get a ton of attention. The title of it did get attention, but it was impossible to find anybody who had any clue what time this thing was happening up until today. So I feel like they're at the same, they're simultaneously setting them up for failure and also like, but if you don't want to watch, you don't worry about it. Just trust us. It'll go fine. Right. Yeah, it's. I got, I got the small screen today on the phone, so I couldn't really see, but that was the speaker of the house, right? Who said that? And then Jean Pierre who said it? No. Yeah. The first guy. Who is the first guy? John Kirby. Oh, okay, no, that's a, that's a national defense guy. Mm hmm. Okay. Wow. Um, that's insane, dude. I don't, I can't recall seeing anything like that and like that's absolutely, uh, unprecedented. Mm hmm. Oh, look. I got people rolling up, a couple of me cocks rolled up to the farm, bro. Oh, nice. Nice. That's fun. Bring them in for some Harry Sisson. Anything can happen when you're live. That's right. So, uh, checking in with Harry, we need to make a segment for Harry because he's my favorite, uh, a little shit on the internet today. I think that's weird that you have an accessory with that guy, but I'll be all alone. Oh, it's, it's on. I'm just, I'm done caring about anybody but Harry and Joe Biden at this point. I'm right. I'm dying with Biden. We're switching it from riding with buying Biden to dying with Biden and we'll all go down together. But, uh, here's what Harry had to say on what was this one crazy to me. How every president Biden had neurological exam and doctors declared him perfectly fit to serve just ignores that Joe Biden had a neurological exam this year and they declared him fit to serve. This was done during president Biden's physical earlier this year and it's public. Like you can find it on the White House website. It says an extremely detailed neurologic exam was again reassuring and that there were no findings which would be consistent with any cerebellar or other central neurological disorders such as stroke, multiple sclerosis, Parkinson's, or ascending lateral sclerosis, nor are there any signs of cervical myelopathy. No motor weakness was detected. He exhibits no tremor. He demonstrates excellent fine motor dexterity. So he had this exam and they declared him fit to serve. This was done by doctors and neurologists, so I don't know when you have this extremely detailed report that's very public for everybody to read and it's going down the list of how president Biden is perfectly fit to serve and that there's no concern about a neurological disorder. Maybe we should listen to the doctors and not Republican pundits in the media. Yeah. Now, that's awesome. All the obvious problems with these statements aside, no matter what the political doctors told Joe Biden, the bane of Harry Sisson's existence community notes chimed in and said via the ABC interview, a neurological exam, Stephanopoulos then asked the president if he had a neurologist or a specialist do an examination, Biden responded, no. And that no, and that no one said I had to, Biden refused an independent neurological exam and they've got all the links there. So yeah, just making stuff up. Dave, did you catch any of the Stephanopoulos interview after the debate? Just one 30 second clip. Yeah, which one was it? And it was the one where he was like, you know, he had a bad debate, but he was like, yeah, it was rough. Yeah. It was bad. Bad night. Yeah. I mean, frankly, I watched the whole interview and that's pretty much what the whole thing was. It was, it was George Stephanopoulos saying, are you fucking kidding me? And Joe Biden said, gite, it was a bad night, Jack, shut up. Like that was pretty much it. And they opened this interview by like, Stephanopoulos came out and he's like, this interview was completely unedited as all by the books and nothing was taken out or whatever blah, blah, blah. It's like, it's a 20 minute interview that you shouldn't have to specify the president of the United States was able to have a conversation for 20 minutes and just completely floured up for his in his favor and it still did not alleviate many concerns. It alleviated my concerns as the number one Joe Biden, uh, endorser, possibly second only to Harry Sisson. But I'm, I'm coming for your spot, Harry, um, well, look, dude, they made a difficult decision to put him to bed by eight 30 at night so he can get more rest. And maybe he's been, you know, catching some solid his eight hours for the past week. And now he's in tip top shape, just like Harry Sisson said, bro, that's right. And we will get to Joe Biden's new bedtime in a second. Um, but first here is a clip from the George Stephanopoulos interview. After the debate, we ran a poll and every single person we pulled thinks that you're a retard. We pulled, uh, African Americans, they all say you're a retard, Hispanic Americans. Also think that you're retarded. They call you an old retarder. We even pulled actual retarded people. Even they say you sound absolutely retarded. You see where this is going, Mr. President? Well, I just had a bad night. All right, so, so that's obviously not real, but the reality isn't that much more assuring here. Let's start with a debate. You and your team said have said you had a bad night, but you're, but you're. I'm sure. Yeah. So he actually framed the question. I think is on the minds of millions of Americans. Was this a bad episode where this sign of a more serious condition? It's a bad episode. Uh, no any key to any serious condition. I was exhausted. I didn't listen to any instincts in terms of parents and bad nights. You know, you say you were exhausted and I know you've said that before as well, but you came and you did have a tough month, but you came home from Europe about 11 or 12 days before the debate spent six days in Camp David. Why wasn't that enough rest time enough recovery time? Because I was sick. I was feeling terrible. Matter of fact, the docs with me, I asked if they did a COVID test because I'm on my desk. That George. I'm barely hanging by a thread here, George. Give me a break. Blame my bitch wife for keeping me, propping me up in this scarecrow costume to see whether or not I had some infection, you know, a virus. I didn't. She just sounded really bad cold and did you ever watch the debate after I had a bad cold, but I decided to go around to 25 time zones and shake hands with 30,000 people because I'm the president. God damn it. Yeah. I don't think I did know that the yes, I missed that part. George asked him if he watched the debate. This is a week, not even a week. I don't think after the debate and Joe Biden can't remember. He doesn't think he watched it. He doesn't know. Did you ever watch the debate afterwards? I don't think I did know. I would say case closed. Case closed. If you can't remember that very crucial debate that just happened a week ago, you can't remember if you watched it or not, then I think we're done here. What do you think, Dave? Yeah, I think that nobody told it. They didn't fret for that question. I think in his head, he's going, "Oh my God, if I say yes, I watched it, then I'm going to have to-- I'm going to have to remember it. Then I have to answer questions." Right. Exactly. I'll have to remember it, and I'll have to answer for the things that I watched. Oh, do you think that you looked-- do you think that that looked great? Do you think that-- Do you think that you looked like a shallow husk of a human being that is only surviving on cocaine, amphetamines, and adrenochrome? Do you remember that part? Well, what I want to get at is what were your experiencing as you were going through the debate? Did you know how badly it was going? Yeah, look. The whole way I prepared, nobody's fault of mine. I prepared what I usually would do sitting down as I did come back with foreign leaders or the National Security Council for explicit detail. And I realized part way through that, you know, all the-- I get quoted to New York Times had me down at 10 points before the debate, nine now or whatever the hell it is. The fact of the matter is that what I looked at is that he also lied 28 times. But I couldn't-- I mean-- Stick to the script, Joe. He lied a lot. Just keep saying that and you're good to go. Just lie, lie, lie. As long as you can get that word out, you're good. The way the debate ran, not my fault, no one else's fault, no one else's fault. But it seemed like you were having trouble from the first question yet. Well, I just had a bad night. Just having a bad night. Just a bad night. It was typical bad nights where you are unable to think, walk, stand for more than 90 minutes, walk downstairs without the assistance of your wife and, yeah, just brain freeze for 90 minutes. Just a bad night. Bro, listen, here's the upside. Here's, you know, the positive news is that he has been a lying bullshit artist his whole life and he can still do it. He can still just get out there and go, "No, no, I'm not mentally incapable." It's the only thing he has left. Like he's just got synapses, just distant memories of some sort of politics and numbers that have been shouted at him in some room. And yeah, just-- I had a feeling like that lying that he said a couple times. Nobody's flop of mine. Nobody's flop of mine. You're probably gonna hear that after he loses in November. Listen, nobody's flop of mine. Not the deep state, it's not all these people calling me fucking big boy. It's definitely me, my fault. Yep. So it's a humiliation ritual at this point. If he even has the ability to, I don't know, say yes or no to consent to this, it's being forced upon him, but it's okay 'cause he deserves it. But what he doesn't deserve, and I don't think anybody deserves is an endorsement from Whoopie Goldberg, because here's what she had to say about, bud. I'm just gonna add my two cents 'cause I wasn't hearing the data until I talked about it. I don't care if he's pooped as pants. I don't care if he can't put a sentence together. Show me he can't do the job, and then I'll say, okay, maybe it's time to go. Now he had a bad night. Pay attention. Just a little bit of attention. Show me he can't do the job. Watch. Watch him. You remember when Biden said he was asked about his age like four years ago, and he was like, watch me. Watch me, Jack. Now I feel like all his handlers are like, please stop watching. We really wish that you would not watch anymore, but she can't see anything that he's done wrong aside from shitting his pants or not being able to string together a sentence. That doesn't prove that he can't do the job of president. And the first time that he went out and debated with Kamala Harris, and everybody wanted him to quit that and say, you can't talk to women like this, you're doing this wrong. You're doing that wrong. He came back, said, you know what, I got it, and gave four years. So yeah, I have poopy days all the time, all the time, not just sometimes, all the time. We are now, we're standing in solidarity with Biden, everybody who goes to a Biden rally should be shitting their pants for more reasons than one, but at the very least in solidarity with our president, because who amongst us doesn't share pants all the time like whoopi Goldberg. Right. And I just thought that this show was, you know, they typically toe the line, whatever the script is, they're with it. So if she was gone for a few days, maybe she didn't get the narrative, but we're not liking Biden right now, so you don't have to embarrass yourself like this. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, is this, is this really an endorsement of Joe Biden? If you're like, sure, I mean, like a week ago, it was like, if you think that Joe Biden has ever shit his pants, then you are a right wing conspiracy theorist. Now it's like, well, there's nothing wrong with pooping your pants. I poop my pants this morning, like I poop my pants on every hour on the hour, who amongst us has not pooped our pants, let he who has not pooped his pants during the view, during this episode cast the first turn. And yeah, that's, that's the current narrative, at least the, the version of the script that whoopi Goldberg got. I can't even imagine. Now I'm not running the world, but I don't know anybody. So at some point, so I'm just Dave people in your neighborhood are being very disrespectful to woman of color whoopi Goldberg, you know, I'm literally on the side of the road. Yeah. Where you belong, it's street walker, it's probably. He is that libertarian saying there are two debates, and if he can't do what he needs to do for the second debate, I'll join any crew that says get rid of them. But loyalty to me, if you are doing the job, I might not like everything you're doing. I don't like it all, but I'm going to stand behind you like those guys stand behind the guy who should have been nobody wants to stand behind the guy who's shitting his pants actively. Don't start, don't lead with dude, dude's going to poop himself, but also stand right behind him. Get behind that shitter. Another poopy day. You can't be doing this. That's right. To the people we're talking about saying, yeah, by not a bad day, but this guy couldn't tell the truth. If it split his lip, there it is, but nobody said it, but I'm sorry. He's a liar. Did you hear Dave? Donald Trump is a liar. Hmm. She knows that script. Yep. That is, uh, that's a unique take that Whoopi Goldberg has. These are the worst people. I would have loved to hear what some of those other bitches from the view had to say about that. Whoopi, are you serious? Like, pooping himself? You have many, how many poopy days do you have? Yeah. Imagine, imagine Donald Trump pooped his pants. Yes. But we all poop our pants. Toby Keith poops his pants. I don't know. Who's it? Who's a Trump sport? His pants on the daily. We all know that. Like Whoopi, you don't have to, you don't have to do the walk of shame. You don't have to let us in on your, your habits. And you know, Jimmy Dore was on, uh, Joe Rogan a couple of weeks ago, but I just caught it. Yeah. And like these guys, you know, they're both in their fifties, I guess. So they remember well when Joe, Joe Biden ran for president in 1988 and he had to drop out in 88 because he got caught plagiarizing, right? Not only like. I was born that year. And I know this. Right. And he did not, not just like speeches and stuff, but like people's backgrounds. Like he just like would rob, like almost like identity theft in some ways. He did not see the advent of the internet coming. But the point to just say that like he has been, he is not the whole, their whole argument. Jill will say, Oh, Donald Trump lied. And here's whoopee saying, oh, but he lied 57,000 times. It's like Joe Biden is a known liar. Right. He's not like a federal arbiter of any of the worst kind and like all the proof is there. It's not just like saying politicians lie. It's like, this is the worst lie, the worst one you could put up. Uh, this is pretty, uh, hate, hate the hypocrisy. And that isn't to say that Donald Trump is not a liar because Donald Trump is also a liar, but for a liar to call another liar, a liar, I'm going to call out the, like, well, I'll call out Donald Trump for the same because he said that Joe Biden lies too. But Donald Trump's entire like script isn't liar, liar pants on fire. It's you lied here. You lied there. You lied there. So whatever. But yeah, it, the, the hypocrisy is beautiful. Um, you mentioned the, you know what I really, really, really quick before we go any further. Here, here's the main difference. I think I see in these two guys right now, like, you know, they're about the same age. They're like, you know, the private sector and the, uh, public sector version of the same thing. The difference between Donald Trump and Joe Biden is that Joe Biden was too stupid to, to ever understand or see that DC runs on blackmail. So he was easy to blackmail, whereas Trump was trained by Roy Cohn. Go give that guy a Google, if you don't know about him, but I think Trump getting in the game in the 70s and 80s, like new from the beginning, that's why he doesn't drink. That's why he doesn't, you know, do drugs and get out there and do crazy shit. I'm not saying he hasn't done illegal stuff, but I'm saying he's probably always very careful about that. And I think that that's why they hate Trump is that they don't, they probably know he's guilty of shit, but they just don't have anything, no, no solid evidence on these two gangster. We'll see. We'll see. We've got more to get to here, but before that, you mentioned this earlier. Um, Biden following the debate told democratic governors, he needs more sleep and plans to stop scheduling events after eight p.m. Um, so national announcement, our president now has a bedtime earlier than my children have had since they were like seven. And that's what's going to, one, one second, we're back. All right. Cool. I guess we'll just sit here and listen to Dave talk to his customer. I'm meeting you, Dave. All right. Let's read a couple of fake super chats. Well, Dave is being a bitch, uh, libertarians for RFK said fake, speaking of pitch, uh, fake super chat from libertarians for our, okay. Fake super chat. Toad is the man. Toad is a man in theory, uh, trash man, another man says fake super chat. The guys sure are late on the gay part is only the gay part is in question. Still. I don't know what that means. Late and gay. Sure. All right. Thanks for your support. Uh, Hannah for seeing says fake super chat. Remember when blue and non thought Trump was stealing mailboxes in 2020? Yes. Yes. Talker reported on that. I don't think I know about this. That was a John Podesta, uh, thing that they put forward. He was like, you know, it's always double speak with these people. Like they, they literally thought that Trump was stealing mailboxes. Like they were war gaming out stuff like, Oh, Trump's not going to leave. And if he doesn't, um, you know, this is what we need to do, bring in the national guard and all this shit. But again, this is all then probably, you know, like laying the groundwork for what they're actually going to do. Yeah. Um, but yeah, they thought Trump and his people were stealing mailboxes because obviously they were, uh, you know, using fraud with the ballot steal mailboxes so that because you can't just open the mailbox and steal the ballot or whatever, you just got to steal the whole mailbox. It seems like the best way to go sounds like some Jesse, some shit right there, but, uh, Mrs. Smats says, fake super chat. Where are you, Dave? It looks so pretty behind you. Yeah. Uh, so this was a while ago. She wasn't asking it while you bitched out for a minute there. She asked it before that. She's asked about your location. Good me cocks just came here to eat. So there's a food truck over here. There's actually four food trucks on site. Um, so we're, uh, yeah, this is my business here. So this is, uh, the inside and we can come and pull up a table here and she's serving Joel off rice and jerk chicken. She's from, uh, Ghana, Africa and she's got a beautiful food truck and it's a nice sunset here. So yeah, we're chilling, dude. We're gigging. I can't wait to tell us a little cooler and maybe I get a stronger wifi signal, but, uh, we've had such, um, libertarians as, uh, Mike Turmat and Spike Cohen and, uh, Joe Jorgensen. If you know the names, not to name drop any big ones, but they've all been here. You've had cop. The cop. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't know at the time. Um, he was case in the joint. Yeah. I mean, when you know, you never know when they're just a nice guy, uh, or really nice guy. You know where they're going to go in life and how far they're going to go. But we all knew that he was destined for greatness. Adam Choi says, fake super chat. The view is poison. Correct. That, that is astute observation and for a second, I thought he was talking about this. I'm like, seriously, bro, this is, they call me to touchcresses. This view is fucking amazing. What are you talking about? Talking about those bitches on TV. Yeah, absolutely. Right. They are poison. Yep. So Biden's sleep scheduled. So he's stopping scheduling events after 8 p.m. Because he's too sleepy. Uh, Peter, I don't have the clip pulled, but Peter Ducey asked a Korean jump here recently in a Paris conference. So what happens if there's a, like a nuclear strike at nine o'clock at night, do the, who do they call? Is it the first lady? Yeah. So that was the reaction from a bunch of the crowd and Korean jump here. Said we're done here and bitched out. Um, it was a beautiful moment, a beautiful, unifying moment amongst the press because everybody knows that that is the obvious question that you should ask. If the president is done because he's too sleepy at 8 p.m., not, I'm done. So I'm just gonna, I'm gonna, you know, might, my day ends at eight and I'm gonna chill because I work hard all day. No, it's, I'm done because I'm tired and I can't do this anymore. There's your sign. Listen, this is all very hilarious, but I think if we're looking for silver linings here, I think people will finally understand, not people that are watching this show because they already know that there's, you know, that literally the president is not in charge. This is not new. It's just, you can tell that the president doesn't have any actual decision making authority that it's always other people making decisions. You can tell that now because you know that he physically cannot make those decisions. Like he can't do it, but this has been the case for decades. So maybe that that's the silver lining here that we'll see like, Oh, wait a second, it is like the unseen, unelected people who make all the decisions. Oh, well, the emperor certainly has no clothes. We do still have to wonder who is pulling the strings behind the naked puppet king that we have going. But when I say naked puppet king, I mean that with all due respect and sincerity, I love you. You're the best president of our lifetime. Hire me, hire me, please. But not everybody is as confident in Joe Biden's abilities as I am because people like Stephen King have are starting to, they're starting to get the update on the script. Stephen King says Joe Biden has been a fine president, but it's time for him in the interest of America. Of the America, he so clearly loves to announce he will not run for reelection. Also we had George Clooney, who has turned ship on Biden, um, he says, uh, it's devastating to say, but the Joe Biden I was with three weeks ago and at the fundraiser was not the Joe Big Effing Deal Biden 20 or Biden of 2010. He wasn't even the Joe Biden of 2020. He was the same man, we all witnessed at the debate. So he basically goes on to say that Joe Biden also needs to, needs to step down. He says the George Stephanopoulos interview only reinforced what we saw the week before. Um, yeah, George Clooney just did a fundraiser with Joe Biden two weeks ago with him to raise money. And now he's like, even I can't hold this, uh, hold this pose anymore. Does that mean that he has seen enough that he's changed his mind? Or does that mean he has gotten the update and he has to change his mind as the actor that he is? Were you on my honest opinion, dude? Yeah. So, and this will be in line with everything I've ever said on this show, but no, George Clooney and who's the other one who, uh, Stephen King, I am betting definitely Clooney, but I'm saying both of them are probably being blackmailed Clooney in the case of probably being a gay man who's, you know, probably been with the president Obama a couple times, if not more. Um, but dude, if you want to be an influencer on the, you know, if you want to be an actor, then you have to stick to the script. So he always was on board and all every Democrat Clinton, whoever, like he's raising money for you. Like that's, that's your real function, sir. Right out there and raised money and influence on behalf of, of this. So again, it was all in lockstep. All these people at once were given the cue you're allowed. Not only are you allowed, but this is the new narrative you are required. So, um, you are required to do this. So step down, step down, step down for the good of America. You're great. Joe Scarborough is another one, um, the whole time, the whole time. Oh, he's, you know, he's the best he's ever been and he's so sharp. And then all of a sudden it's, you know, for America's sake and whatever, there's time still to drop out. So, um, now this is crazy, man, but no, I think that they're probably, you know, that's, that's their job. But Clooney, um, he's, he's deep state as fuck, like Kevin Spacey, pricing some shit, dunked some shit. Yep. Seems a bohemian's and some groves and all sorts of fun stuff. Um, now speaking of controlled opposition here. But our new best friends over at CNN, Jake Tapper decided that instead of doing nonsense journalism, like CNN is known for, he decided to just do my job for me this week. Um, if you didn't have enough evidence that the tides or the scripts have turned, um, here's what we're working with now. In reality, 72% of voters say that they believe President Biden is too old. That's according to CNN's most recent polling, voters have been saying this for quite a long time. The reality is that the Democratic elites are mostly late to acknowledge these age and ability issues compared to the rest of the public. The elites have been forced to reckon with it after the debate just 11 days ago. Look at my career. I've not had many of those nights with a terrible night and I really regret it happened. But the fact of the matter is how can you assure you're gonna be out on, you know, fake that can intervene on your way to go to, you know, work tomorrow. Age, age wasn't, you know, the idea of not too old. The fact of the matter is how can you assure you're going to be out on, you know, on your way to go, you know, work tomorrow, age wasn't, you know, the idea that I'm too old. Um, amazing. Uh huh. And this is the exact thing that we've been doing for the last four years and suddenly seeing ends like, oh, we can actually be honest for just a second while it's convenient for our current narrative. Right. And it's funny that this is the guy who, who hosted it. He was there for the whole thing. And then is the guy who comes out and plays like a straight guy, you know, like just, that's so funny. It's all he answers. Yep. Yep. Who have gone wobbly, did you ever watch the debate afterwards? I don't think I did now. He doesn't think he did. He called into a couple of black radio stations where he said, among other things, this by the way, I'm proud to be as, as I said, the first vice president, first black woman served with black president, proud of all the first black woman in the Supreme Court. There's just so much that we can do because together, we, there's nothing. Look, this is the United States. I mean, that's all you got to say just as long as you end with look, Jack, this is the USA weekend. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yes, I am the first black woman. The first black vice president and Supreme Court black plaque. But look, this is the, I'm the president and this is the United States and America. Get it together. Jack. Wow. He's probably heard, but sorry, real quick, have you heard anybody talk about how like Obama is pulling the strings with his people behind, you know, like he's behind this? Yes, I have. I have not myself seen ample evidence, but I would not be at all surprised if there is some. So I don't mean like necessarily Barack himself, but like he definitely, you know, surrounded himself, David Axelrod, all these guys. There's lots of like sane people who might be loyal to him, but I heard a great conspiracy theory that I'm just going to lay out because it, again, it will never find this out. But I, I would put good possibility that in 2007, 2008, when Obama got the nod for, to be the nominee that that Biden who had been in politics for maybe whatever 40 years, but at that point, blackmail Barack Obama with the fact that he was a gay crackhead and said, if you don't pick me as the guy, then I'll expose you. So now, after all this time where they have to play nice, now finally, maybe Barack Obama has taken out some shit at the end, but I just have any evidence of this or is this just fun fan fiction? I'm saying that this could happen and it would be awesome if it was true. I don't know anything other than, you know, but you know, blackmail is currency and why wouldn't you know, he's, I don't know, maybe, I don't know, I don't know, but yes, but we got to, we got to finish this Jake Tapper bit because it's quite beautiful. The first he's proud to be the first black woman and even then we later found out later from the radio host that the Biden campaign had given her a list of questions to ask president Biden. That is a huge no-no in journalism and the host was fired for it, but yes, leave it to Jake Tapper to call it all the no-no's in journalism. Good job. Brazil was the, Donald Brazil was given questions by CNN in a debate. They went through a huge scandal for that. This is something that his network does a lot. Yep. Quite telling that in the Biden campaign's efforts to show that the president has not missed a step, his campaign felt the need to feed questions to the hosts for a call-in radio interview. They went great. And the president still even then failed to deliver in many of his answers. Now many elected Democrats are expressing concern about this answer too, although it was quite coherent. George Stephanopoulos asking him how he would feel if he ultimately loses to Donald Trump, which Paul suggested he will. I feel as long as I gave it my all and I did the greatest job as I know I can do. That's just about. As long as he gave it his all and did the greatest job he could do, that's what it's all about. Is it? I mean, it sucks because these guys are still lying pieces of trash, but also they're not lying for just a second. Enjoy this moment where just for a brief moment in history, it is convenient to them and what they want for them to not lie. For once in the entirety of the amount of time that I've been aware of what CNN was, they for once did not lie. And now this video is going viral. Because finally people are like truth has value and people can tell when you're being honest and when you're lying, which is why CNN's ratings from the gutter and I haven't looked into it, but I would imagine if they start doing more of this, it will work their way up a little bit. I mean, obviously they're still going to have Russia gate 2.0 that they're forcing down our throats in a minute, but in COVID 5.6. But for now, at least on Biden, it is beneficial to them to be honest for just a second and I say good on you, Jake Tapper, for once in your miserable existence of an excuse of a life telling the truth as a journalist. Congratulations. Dave, any thoughts? Yeah, I hope this doesn't build up any kind of credibility back that they definitely don't deserve because you need to be brave and say the right thing at the right time when it's happening in real time. And you definitely should not get points for that though, you know, it is fun. That was hilarious. When he started reading back the words verbatim, that was fucking great. But I don't want to give any kind of credibility to Jake Tapper or that shit network. But I mean, I'll give a little bit of credit, like enjoy it. I will praise you. Good job. Enjoy it. More of it because this is what people actually want to hear instead of I know that it's still just part of the propaganda, but this is the propaganda that's actually honest for a second. So like, these are still humans to some extent. There's a shred of humanity left in them. I choose to believe against all odds, but I choose to believe that Jake Tapper has a tiny bit of a soul left and he can read this script in particular and be like, wow, this feels a lot better. It feels a lot better than everything I've been doing for the rest of my life. Do you think that he's like, you know, Trump is going to get elected? And I'm not like Rachel Maddow. And if he does come after the press, like this bitch is screaming about, maybe I can like save my ass right now. Maybe I can be the last one on the Trump trains to the gulags, right? Just like Trump wants to like reform the FBI and give them a brand new building. He probably like reform CNN and like make sure that just put some good people in there like Jake Tapper. He's very honest. You know, Chris Cuomo, they're done lemon's great, right, right, yeah, see it. Well, fun stuff and we've got plenty more, but we got to take a quick break to give a shout out to our sponsors Lone Star Injury Attorneys. If you find yourself in a in a bit of a pickle where you have shit, your pants as many times as whoopi Goldberg on the job and it your your job is responsible for it. Maybe you work at a Chipotle or a Taco Bell. Maybe a Slim Jim factory and you have shitting issues. If you've been injured on the job in any way, contact these very respectable attorneys at Lone Star Injury Attorney. 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All right, we're back, we're back. Joe Biden's speech is going to start in like five minutes. I think we'll burn through the rest of this and jump to the after party and see what's going on over there because before we do, we've got to talk about the most victimized vice president in all time, Kamala Harris, who as everybody knows is very African American, very Jamaican and very Indian, all at the same time or at least whenever it's convenient. But I thought, I found this post from @BlackNight10K, he's a hardcore Biden supporter, I'm pretty sure. He posted, if Kamala was named Kimberly, we'll wait until the crime rate goes down a little bit in Dave's neighborhood, speaking of people of color, no bad transition. He said, thank you Dave, he said, if Kamala was named Kimberly and was fair-skinned and naturally blonde with blue eyes, she'd be the most popular woman in America. So if Kamala was Kimberly in a big old white bitch, she'd be the most popular woman in America. To which of course, I said, only if you think it's her race that makes her stupid. Isn't that what that means? Because I don't care what her skin color is, I care that she's retarded. If she wasn't retarded, I would be fine with her. But she is. And I'm sorry that she also happens to be brown and retarded. If she were white and retarded, if she were Kimberly, she'd be at best a TikTok influencer, which is probably more influential than Kamala Harris's current position, but also a complete waste of time. Dave, there's also this stuff going around about the DEI comments from, I think, who was the New York Post? The New York Post said, America may soon be subjected to the country's first DEI president to which they received much backlash for their racism. And the brilliant Nina Turner said, this is racism. And to that, I say, yes. But it's not racism in the way that you think it is, because we've been saying it's racism the whole time. And you're just saying it's racism when we notice. Yeah. And you already got the DEI vice president, literally from Biden's own mouth was like, I am going to pick a black woman. Right. So that is literally, if that's your first criteria, that's exactly what that is. Yeah. And also, like whether she qualifies or not, she definitely does, because as you said, Biden straight upset it. But even if she didn't qualify for the DEI category, what's wrong with her qualifying for the DEI category? If all that you guys are pushing and want is diversity, equity, and inclusion, and somebody acknowledges, hey, that's diversity, equity, inclusion higher, right there? Why is that offensive? Well, let's go. Let's operate on the assumption that we were talking about earlier, right? Like that these, the president and the vice president, like don't actually do much, if anything, like wouldn't a highly corrupt person with average or below average intelligence be your number one move to make? You know what I mean? Like that's the perfect candidate is if you're stupid and corrupt. Yeah. So these guys win win. I'm sure the, I'm sure Joe Biden did not pick Kamala Harris that that was set up because she's the perfect stooge just like he is. Yep. From NPR 20 June 2020, pressure grows on Joe Biden to pick a black woman as his running mate. So how is that not the thing that the New York Post is describing here? Like that's your first qualifier. So it was just based on race and gender. All right. I don't know what the problem is, but, um, there is this thing going around that seemingly came out of nowhere. Project 2025. Now you've heard of project 2030, but now we're switching that to project 2025, which is infinitely more scary. Do you know anything about project 2025, Dave? Yeah, I know that the homies at the Heritage Foundation put that bad boy out and all the people that are pushing agenda 2030 are really triggered by it. I went over at least the list that I thought was legitimate. And you know, if we can go over it, that would be fun, but, um, there was definitely stuff I wouldn't have on my own list if I was putting it out. But if I'm like settling for one, I mean, it's definitely better than the 2031. And there was some stuff, definitely some solid overlap on there. Some based stuff, some good shit. Let's see. I pulled this up. I don't like, I'll be completely honest, the project 2025, I don't like Trump has disavowed it said he doesn't know anything about this, whatever people are saying. He certainly had close ties with the Heritage Foundation and a lot of people that have allegedly worked on this project 2025 thing, but the entire thing, the amount of people that are screaming about it and ringing about it. It's hard to believe any of them anymore, but because they're the same people that are saying that Donald Trump piss tapes in Russian collusion and all this other nonsense actually happened. And as far as I can tell, they haven't. But let's see what some of these dangerously based positions are federally criminalized abortion, birth, unrestricted, unrestricted executive power. This seems conveniently cropped leaving some things off. Yes. And you know what? I mean, we can already tell too that this is from some of these perspectives. It's not the list that they actually put in, right? Right. Band transgender health care. Like if it was some hardcore right winger describing how that date, 11 to 5, you got it. Yeah, things like a band transgender health care. I don't think like if it was a somebody who is so staunchly against it, they wouldn't call it transgender health care. They would call it whatever medical surgeries or hormone therapy or whatever for for bid gay couples from adoption, replace 50 K civil servants with Trump loyal. I don't know what that means. Revoke birthright citizenship. Okay. Dismantal environmental regulations, defund, plan, parenthood based, eliminate the Department of Education based prioritizing drilling more fossil fuels based taxpayer money to religious schools, less based, but better than what we've got now and student loan forgiveness program based destroy unions and collective bargaining. All right, whatever, remove overtime protection laws. Okay, let the people decide if they want to sign a contract or not repeal the Affordable Care Act based full privatization of Medicare based great mass detention camps and deport millions of non U.S. citizens. I feel like they didn't write that I don't think they would have called them detention camps, but well, I know these are obviously the evil masterminds behind the 2025 project that we are all supposed to be very scared about. End assistance for poor and working class people. I don't I need more info invoke the Insurrection Act of 1807 in order to get rid of those who oppose them and repress pote protests without violating the Constitution. Really? Did they write that one? Yeah. Right. So they wrote in their charter, they need to invoke the Insurrection Act in order to get rid of those who oppose them oppose who who's them. Who's them? If this is coming from the 2025 project, people, why are they saying them and not us? Very good query, bro. And repressed the prop protests without yeah, like, I don't know what is real and what is not real anymore. And it's becoming less and less easy to give a shit because I've seen a whole lot of fake garbage over the last 10 years. So anybody who is screeching about the 2025 project, I'm like, I don't know. I don't know. Like, I don't endorse it. It sounds like Donald Trump doesn't endorse it either by his own words, where he says, I know nothing about Project 2025. I have not seen it. Have no idea who's in charge of it. And unlike our very well received Republican platform had nothing to do with it, the radical left Democrats are having a field day, however, trying to hook me into whatever policies are stated or said, it is pure disinformation on their part by now. All of these years, everyone knows where I stand on everything DJ T. Yeah, of course, he's liar. We all know that he lies. All he does is lie. So there's no reason to believe what he says when he says that. Is this as scary, more scary, less scary than QAnon Dave? The thing that we're supposed to be scared of last time. Yeah, just as scary, bro. You know, the last time the last thing that Donald Trump said, I don't know anything about this either, but keep going, you're doing great. Yeah, so sorry, side of the road. It's all good, man. You make that you make that bag. Yeah, gotta do it. At least we figured this out. Well, we're not the only ones who are terrified by the 2025 project because did you hear about the Heritage Foundation getting hacked? No, but I believe it. Real quick, before we go too far away from it, how much of that did you love? I would say 25% of it was like real solid. Let's move forward. I'd give it 25% sure. I mean, there's certainly some troubling stuff, but I mean, I don't want constant whatever detention camps or all the stuff that sounds made up. I don't want that. But if we're talking about getting rid of the Department of Education and shit, I'm down. That is actually one thing that worries me about the upcoming right wing dictatorship that we're going to be living under is that, yeah, I do think there will be a real appetite to empower Department of Homeland Security to literally round up the 12 million illegal immigrants that they just sprinkled on the country. It's like sprinkling some crack on it, so you can like, or putting a gun on the perps so that you can get away with all the shit. It's like, well, we just dumped millions of people on you. So do you want us to do this thing that we've wanted to do since we got this since we got this department started? Yeah, dude, I love. I'm sure they'd love to kick, you know, some doors in and, you know, there's some things in here that seem like more ideally radical than what Trump has given us over the last four years, even from the sidelines, like his speeches are very milk toast and nothing these days, just Joe Biden's sleepy and you know me, I'm going to do the thing that I do. And it's like, I, there's some things on this list where I'm like, God, I only hope. I can only hope that he is at least that pace, but Mrs. Smats and says, make super chat. I'm in. I love all of this. Yep. That's great. Yeah. Chase, Chase, all of us helicopters going right about really right now. Is it free? Free rides. Let's go. We do hay rides around here, motherfucker. That's right. Now the Heritage Foundation was hacked. Not just by anybody though, not just by any hacker community. Really all that matters is that they were hacked by gay furry hackers. Their title, Gay Furry Hackers, hacked the Heritage Foundation. And I'm sure they came up with some real spice. Allegedly they got like, you know, names, passwords, all that stuff. I haven't seen much on actually what was leaked from it. Final hack. Let's see here. Come on. Final hack. The past seven days we have released a hack every day from NATO to Israel. We attacked many. We have one more gift for you all. It's one minute till midnight. So I'll start the show. We hacked the Heritage Foundation. Holy moly, the Heritage Foundation is a conservative think tank in America among the most influential public policy organizations. This organization is responsible for leading Project 2025. Project 2025 threatens to kill us all, threatens to the, threatens the rights of abortion based health care, based and LGBT plus communities in particular. I have not, I don't know what that means. So of course we won't stand for that. We have gained access to the Heritage Foundation's database with user data logs and other juicy info. We also access 200 gigabytes plus of other mostly useless files in their server. These useless files won't be leaked. Thank you. Thank you for your service. They go on and say mew mew. I want just fucking kill me mew. I wonder what would happen if we leaked the passwords, email addresses and full names of every user, every US government employee, even the Heritage President Kevin Roberts, be gay, do crime, be gay, do crime. Your heroes, everyone. Your heroes. Good job. Really a shame because, I mean, while we're going through this, I'm like, you know what? I don't, people don't forget and I haven't forgotten that the Heritage Foundation was like a big supporter of George W. Bush, like all the way through the Iraq war and before, I'm sure they donated a lot of money to get him elected. So they're not always, I'm not saying that they're great, I don't know a whole lot about that institution. However, from what I've seen from them over the past couple of years, just like conservatism in general, they seem to be better on, you know, war and peace and things taxation than they were maybe 20 years ago. I'll give them that, but yeah, that's funny about the furries, of course they're triggered by these people just, you know, I'm like, I am surprised and I got to give props to the furries for, you know, having way more brain cells than I was expecting, you know, furries to have, like, they figured out how to do this probably because they don't have social lives, at least unmasked, but yeah, I'd never expected furries to also be hackers. I think there's a, there's different levels of different camps of degeneracy in the world and I didn't expect this merging, but here we are in 2024 and the furries have hacked and saved all of us from total annihilation. Look, look at Joe Biden's cabinet, you got the suitcase thief, you got the Secretary of Health, who's the man, you got all kinds of demonic entities flowing throughout the Oval Office, like, yeah, I'm not shocked at all, but I think that that's maybe why they don't give a shit that recruitment and like, you know, is down and they, because that's why they're going after women in the LGBTQIA+ community, because in the future war is not going to be like, you know, marching on the ground and, you know, whatever, crawling through the trenches is going to be like some tranny with a headset, just like going, oh, there's a cis male in there and I can't wait to, you know, smash them when there's a drug, that's what it's going to be. So yeah, I'd be very worried about these people because they're the ones that hate you the most. Yeah, sorry, I trailed off for a second there because Joe, here's an update on the Joe Biden press conference that was supposed to take place or start an hour and 15 minutes ago. We are still, the countdown timer has been eliminated and now we were watching Joe Biden's previous speeches. Now, the current one is from May 8th, 2024, the highlight reel is going right now. Yeah, we're just, we're just pushing time, pushing the gate and we know that he's got a bedtime in two hours and 15 minutes. So we can, we can stall for that long, right? That is great. Yeah. What about to be alive? But lest you think that we, uh, we endorse Donald Trump, I, we got to talk about something else that's been trending, but it's been, been ignored entirely by the media. I have, I have my theories. I have multiple theories, but, uh, have you heard about the hashtag Trump, pedo files? Dave? Yes, what's your first impression so far? Uh, I mean, I haven't done any research into this, but, um, you, pedo, sympathizer, you? I think, I think it's interesting that obviously it's, it's right now, the time and the AI is getting to a point. Like I've definitely seen a couple of fake pictures and, um, like we're at that point. I remember them talking about, Alex Jones talking about this years ago, like you're not going to be able to tell the videos are going to be so good, the deep fakes, like I don't feel good about it. I'm in the same spot. I don't feel good about it. Cause I'm like, if there is something for sure, lock him the hell up there. All these motherfuckers are pedophiles. We all know that if there's solid evidence out there, great. But when I start to look into it and I see two AI images in a row trying to convince me that Donald Trump has these really close ties to Jeffrey Epstein and the new tapes, the new documents have been leaked or whatever, like it, it smells foul. And everybody, like all the people on the left who are talking about the Trump pedophiles are like, why isn't the news talking about this? And I have multiple theories. One, it could be because they know it's complete and utter bullshit that's probably easily debunked. I don't know that for sure. And I'm not here to defend Donald Trump if any of these allegations are accurate. But two, they're covering for him because they want Donald Trump to be the next president, which is also why they're throwing Joe Biden under the bus right now, which I mean, I don't find that that implausible at this point where the entire media is spinning on Joe Biden and saying, we don't have a snowball's chance in hell. Now we got to get this milk toast guy that's supposed to be a brash asshole guy up there. We've talked about this before. If the whole thing is orchestrated, then Donald Trump is not the maverick that we may come out to be. He is part of this fucking system. And if he is part of the system and something comes out about these files exposing Donald Trump and but it's the time for the pendulum to swing back into Donald Trump's camp so that we can shake this shit up more and divide the country, divide the public zeitgeist even more than they're not going to go as hard at Donald Trump as they are for Joe Biden. And that's kind of where we're at. Their CNN is spending more time after spending the last 10 years talking about how evil Donald Trump is on a dime they flipped to Joe Biden bad and Donald Trump, like if there was anything to these and any of this was real CNN would have jumped on it even if it was fake, even if it was like 2% real and 98% fake, they would have jumped all over it if there was anything to it. So I don't know. I don't know what to make of it. What do you think, Dave? I think if there was anything to it, we would have heard about this years ago. So it really, I really have a hard time believing any of this. Not to say that I haven't seen legit pictures of Trump in situations with Ghislaine Maxwell and Epstein, like they've been parting with Epstein, certainly. Yeah, absolutely. Like that's with adults, women. Yeah, right. So I think that if there was anything there, they would have definitely already gotten that. It seems like a Hail Mary thing, which is very risky. Let's see how this plays out for them, Cotton, because their guys are actually all like the more you talk about that in the mainstream, the more people are going to, you know, okay, well, let me see what's it. Let me do some Googles about Epstein Island or whatever. And once again, Pedo Pete, as he is known by his son Hunter Biden in his phone and Ashley Biden, his daughter, and we've seen all the child sniffing, like, I don't know, man, like sure projection. If Donald Trump's a pedo, I condemn that entirely 100% and want him to be locked up for the rest of his life. But I have a lot more evidence so far that Joe Biden is. So if this is just a political game, it's not the win that you think it is, because either Joe Biden and Donald Trump are both pedophiles or Joe Biden's a pedophile and Donald Trump isn't like as far as the evidence shows, one of them definitely is and one of them might be. So dude, that sucks to say this, but like we know that they have tried to frame him for the biggest possible crimes and like that is true. The boys who cry wolf, yeah. So at this point, like that would be awful if that happened, but like how would who are we to trust? Right. Rachel Maddow. That's impossible. Yes. They've been lying in Biden's favor forever and they've been lying in Trump's to Trump's detriment forever. So why would I believe anything that you put out? Let alone the guy who you hated. Now I'm supposed to believe that suddenly you figured out this very damning evidence, you know, in the middle of an election year, and it's not just propaganda. Right. Hey guys, Harry Stisson found this. We should check it out. Known journalist and hardcore researcher, Harry Sisson, found, started a hashtag more like it, whatever, I don't know, like, if you got evidence, if you've got something, if you've read through, like, I've seen there's some document that people are sharing around that's like 200 pages, I'm not going to read through it because I don't have time because I have a life. If you don't have a life and you want to go read through that and you want to send me something, show me the stamps, I'm more than happy to go find it. And I will happily condemn anybody who is, you know, doing anything that their alleging Trump has done with underage people, until then, Dan@tsidpah.com, email me, send me an email. It's fine. I won't judge you. I won't even, I won't even, you can remain anonymous. I don't care. But if you've got information, let me know because I would like to know, and I would like to know from somebody other than, you know, lying propagandists. Now moving on, got a little bit more Trump because this was just a fun one that I have to share. Well, we wait for Joe Biden to wake up from his nap. Oh, Joe Biden press conference. Oh, it's live. It's currently live. Hold on. Let's cut over to this first. This Justin. No, it's some big boy has landed. Some opener, dude. I don't know. Open her dude of color, excuse me. Let me pull this up and we can kind of keep an eye on it here. Come on. What do we get? We're standing in silence. You ain't black. Yeah. All right, we're going to wait on that for a bit because he is on 10 people time. Let's watch this, uh, this Donald Trump clip where he just, he's just talked about Chris Christie. It's just a fun one. It's going to be a little bit Democrat territory, but we're leading in Nevada and a waitress came over beautiful waitress and I never liked talking about physical. She's beautiful inside because you never talk about a person's look ever. You never mentioned the other day I got very angry. Some man called Chris Christie fat and I said, sir, and then he said he was a pig. I said, sir, Chris Christie is not a fat pig. Please remember that. He is not a fat pig. Please take it back. And the guy's looking to be like real now we have to defend people. You can't go people fat. So I said about nine times he is not a fat pig. Oh my God. Mm. Thank you. Yeah. I mean, he's still got a winner too. Um, there's certainly nothing that's that inspiring, but when, when there's a good joke, we'll share that. I mean, Joe Biden's jokes are you ever wouldn't. Yeah. She's the guy with the legs were blown off in the war. Come on. Mm. Yeah. Well, anyway, anyway, this is America. It's America and I'm the president. We got to stand together now. Speaking of standing together and the future of this country, the Democrats have been pushing for a while for the age limit of how young you can be to vote or not vote, but run for president to be shifted. And to that I give you exhibit, uh, be be for Baron Trump, who is literally Donald Trump in smaller, younger form that almost guarantees that we are going to be running this same thing, the same, whatever, the, the same timeline for the rest of our lives, because this kid's a lot younger than, than Dave, certainly. And he's a bit younger than me too. Um, but he was, uh, Donald Trump acknowledged him at a recent, uh, rally and it seems like now that he is 18. He is going to be joining Trump's campaign as well. And he's a, he's a very good guy. I'll tell you, you know, I'm not allowed to call them boy, but he is my boy. He's my boy. They're all my boys. Right? You have sons who can be any age. Yes. I'm his boy. He's a very special guy. He's, he's a big boy. He's a real big boy who does real big boy things. I mean, I didn't know Eric and Donnie, uh, when they were young to see what kind of attention they got. Like just imagine, like we've got Eric, who cares, uh, we've got Donald Trump, Jr, uh, who is kind of a big figure, at least in political commentary at this point and certainly plays some role in his father's, um, you know, presidency. But there's something about this kid who's already just really well made up, just spit an image of his dad, like, whatever, a hundred years ago. And it's a little bit exciting because it's going to be entertaining, entertaining as shit to watch this kid who was like, just thrust into the, the spotlight. Like we had Democrats who were like talking shit on Baron when he was 10 and now eight years later, he's like, well, I'm here, which got now, I'm six foot fucking tall, um, spit an image of my father and just a big old, Hey, y'all, my dad might be old, but this shit could last a while. He is, uh, he is imposing. I think he's like, like six, six, six, seven, like he's definitely taller than his dad. And there's no part of me. There's no part of me that doesn't think that he will not be president someday. Sure. There's no part of me, um, because there's nothing better that America will love that. Like, cause, you know, nostalgia is so hot and I'm sure it will be in whatever 10 or 20 years, whenever he like runs for president, um, but like he'll be able to make the call back to when America was great. My father was here and it's not now. But if you elect me, it will be great again. Like you said, dude, this is a time loop. And ironically enough, uh, Shane Cashman was just saying this little time traveler. Oh my God. It was one, one second. I don't know what's happening, but we got to get this is breaking. This is the press conference, um, we're a bit behind, but somebody comes up. It looks like I don't know who this guy is. He was just standing there holding the spot as Joe Biden's press conference starts, but somebody comes up with spurs in his ear. They're talking on the phone. They're carrying shit out, um, and then it cuts to this. Wow, um, we, we, no announcement. No announcement. We are currently where we at, um, an hour and what, an hour and a half behind when this was supposed to happen. And we are currently on a title card after watching a brown man stand there for the last 10 minutes. And it's looking great. It's really boosting my confidence in my endorsement that I gave not hours ago. You really should have thought that one through buddy. Oh man. I was just, I knew that this was my last chance to get in there. It's kind of like when I endorsed Joshua Smith, um, as he was about to lose poorly. It's kind of like that. Well, you're, I like an underdog story. That's all. Give me a second. Fine. I'll give you a second while I move on to something else. Um, let's see, do you got any fake super chats? No, get your fake super chats in y'all. Come on. Um, let's see Trump prefers porn stars over children. I'll take it. That is the moral high bar in, in where we're at right now. We've got children porn stars, not just like happily wholesomely married gentleman in the white house. You decide though, um, I mean, if Trump's both, then so be it. I don't think Biden's landed in too, too many porn stars, but, um, I, I'll just continue on without Dave. And in his absence, we will discuss the latest and greatest from, uh, libs. Now I don't know, I, I, I refuse to believe that this person exists. I don't know who she is. Dave's back just in time, cause I wanted to get his thoughts on this. That's, you know, the point of his job and why he's here and all, um, Dave, welcome back. Um, I'm broke, nigga. I look like Clint Russell. No, no, you do not. Not, not at all. You look infinitely older. Um, now, uh, there's this, uh, Dave, do you know who Angela Bell, Samino is? Bell Camino is. I don't know. Uh, I think she's a satter satirical. Is it satire? Is it? Yes. It does not say that it is. Okay. Oh yeah. She definitely is. I watched it. I watched this. I'm getting duped really easily lately, Dave. I'm getting old too. Um, there's been a few things lately. We're like, I'm like, I don't believe anything anymore, but also if there's any shred of truth to this, we've got problems. Um, now she put out this and if, if it is satire, as you say, are you 100% sure this is satire? I mean, I hate to say a hundred, but I'm like 99% sure is she said it, I'm not familiar with her. I've seen like some posts that was like, I'm a, I'm, I'm a 40 year old white woman and no kids and like child free, feminist, blah, blah, blah, like proud of it. I'm like, well, your hair, your congratulations, your bloodline ends with you. But yeah, if it is satire, then good on her because she got me and I've been getting duped more and more lately and with the advent of AI and all the propaganda going on right now, I don't feel too bad about it. But here's what she put out in support of bold libs. Oh man, I can't believe you bought this. I have seen stupider stuff on the internet from, that is not parody. I've seen stupider things than this. So it's hard to tell anymore, like all of it's breaking my brain, the amount of gaslighting that is going on for Joe Biden these days, like the Harry Sisson's of the world. It is breaking my brain to the point where I'm like, if Harry Sisson is a real human and not a parody account, which he's not, then it's very possible that this is somebody who thinks that they're making good art. I don't know. I hope you're right, David, I really hope you're right because it is brilliant. If it is that, like it's so bad that it's almost believable, but it's also so bad that it's not believable. And yeah, I'm not familiar with the person. There's a good chance I'm incorrect, but yeah. I don't know. I thought it was worth a share. I did have the full song if you're interested, the two minute and ten second version. I think we can probably skip that for now. And Joe Biden's press conference is still on a title card. Yeah, this was his last shot for anybody for Barack Obama. This was his entire last shot. He's had the between the debate, the Stephanopoulos recovery interview that he completely fell apart on. Oh, oh, wait. We are back to we are back to an empty mic. And we're back, yep. So with all of that, now we've just got a stage, a live stream of a stage where people are going around, straightening up flags and shit, an hour and a half behind schedule. It is amazing. You'd think that if they were, if they were going to leave the little title card screen and go back to camera that they would be ready, but these people don't care about you. Well, they don't care about Joe Biden, at least. No, they don't. What is going on? I am sorry for the lack of professionalism, but it's not on me. It's on Joe Biden's press conference because I'm going to keep updating you all on this train wreck that apparently we're going to get out of the Biden press conference. And hopefully Joe Biden will be awake from that by the time we get to the after party. Oh, a woman has walked to the stage, stood at the mic for a second and walked away. There she goes, yep, there she was. There she goes. I don't know. He ran the ramp and out the door. Well, we tried. Just have another minority stand in front of the microphone for a second, so they know that there's signs of life here. It's definitely not coming from Joe Biden. Now moving along, we've got a couple more things before we jump to the after party and hopefully Biden will be up from nap time by then Kyle Becker and many, many people. This has been confirmed, but Michigan governor Gretchen Whitmer signs bill into law stopping recounts based on allegations of election fraud. So in many words, Gretchen Whitmer signs something that says that you can't recount votes based on election fraud. You can do it if there's like, if it is so close that you got to make sure, but you can't do it if there are signs of election fraud. Now who, who, what kind of person would, would sign a bill that makes, so you can't recount votes only for reasons of election fraud. Would it be people who might benefit from election fraud? That's crazy, dude. And you know what? You know, like both parties will use that if that passes. Though, I'm sure I don't know what Michigan's Republican party looks like. Maybe they're completely toothless, it's like here in Delaware. But yeah, that's, that's really brazen. I mean, they have, they must be really confident that people don't, they're not paying attention enough to, to know that by and large. Yeah. Because that's insane. Well, just to say it out loud, like we will recount votes if it's too close to tell, but we will not recount votes if anybody thinks that we cheated. That's what that says. Right. Like if you think that we cheated, fuck you. We're not doing it. Do you think that we've gotten to a point where like, you know, Trump has polluted the well? So I'm not him. But you know, like the Trump phenomenon has polluted the well so much that like when people hear election fraud, they just go, that's just Trump, that's just a Fox News talking point. Yeah. So like they, they might just be able to get away with that, bro. Yeah. We have free and fair elections and you know, that's just a conspiracy theory from Trump yep, that's the only type of people who would ever deny an election result is a hardcore 20 project 2025 right wing Nazi Magga supporter. So there's no reason to even worry about that anymore. But speaking of people who won unfair and square, we got to talk real quick about our favorite people in this election, Chase and Cop. That's right, it is the segment where we keep up on the libertarian candidates, Chase and Cop, because nobody else is going to. And first and foremost and least concerning is Mike Tremont put out another video. If you're wondering, I didn't make it. In case there was any, any question. And also, I offered to make it, but I didn't make this little gem here from our vice presidential candidate. I spent a lot of time here talking about police reform, changing our criminal justice system. Being a former law enforcement officer myself, I spent a lot of time talking about ending the war on drugs and finding new market oriented ways to hold police accountable. Also, spending a lot of time here talking about monetary policy reforms. As everyone knows, inflation is one of those things that persist no matter who's in office. And I think that more Americans than ever before are recognizing that we need fundamental change to our monetary policy, not just changing who it is that's in power. And as I say, stopping our government from spending so much money, it's the root cause of high taxes and inflation. Gold right there. I mean, I really got hyped up with whatever he said while standing in front of the Capitol building with a giant shadow on his face and talking with his hands on his hips like a angry or disappointed father. In fairness, he did it all in one take, which given the circumstances of the time is quite impressive. He's a really nice guy. Got any thoughts on on that Dave? Oh, man. Joe Biden up. We've got movement, but it's just shaking cameras. It's been people walking by for the last five minutes, but yeah, thoughts on cop. I mean, that was, you know, you know, traditional Mike Turmont. Oh my God, I'm sorry. It was so awful, but it's like it's what he's been putting up. But God, dude, it just makes me here's a fun thought on monetary policy, kids. Oh, right. Like I'm, I'm interested. I want to know about, or I want to tell people about the insidious nature of inflation and stuff. And all this stuff is important, but he makes me want to never talk about it again. Yeah. Well, that's that. Yeah. Biden's camera. Biden's just missing an action and also apparently the cameraman is too. And there's a giant gust of wind in the studio because there's there's nothing happening here, except for shaking cameras and people wandering around. This is this is like history right here. I know it seems stupid, but it's literally history. Our president is not showing up. He's literally not there for the one thing that he had to do today. I know it's really, really scary that Donald Trump is at a golf course somewhere. And that's bad that he's playing golf while Joe Biden's doing this. Right. Nothing. Like I have to assume that he is passed out somewhere based on the information we've been given. If you guys, if you guys are on Twitter, scrolling through what's going on in the world, let me know if you have any news on what is happening here. Otherwise, that's what we've got. Stoney says fake super chat. I'm a bold lip. Congratulations, Stoney. Hannah for scene says fake super chat. Did you hear Biden's impromptu call into morning Joe? Another botched attempt to recover from the debate. I did not. I don't think, but I would be surprised if it was coherent since he is apparently dead at this point. How weird would it be if the news broke that Joe Biden is no longer with us while we're on the air. And we've been trying to keep an update on this for an hour, an hour and 45 minutes at this point. That would be pretty on the nose, but definitely a sweet episode though, one for the one for the record books. That's right. We will find out anytime now. I'm sure. But back to chase and cop because a chase. Chase's team put out this recently. America is the home of the brave. The brave chase is brave enough to conquer his fear of heights. Are you brave enough to conquer your fear of electing more of the same by voting third party? The votes free. Getting chased to the chopper requires a donation. $5,000 by Friday afternoon. Clock's ticket folks $5,000 by Friday afternoon and he will he will ride in a helicopter. Now, regardless of I understand that you got to you got to kiss the babies and do the things that raise the money and you know sell your soul a little bit. But the thing that bothered me the most about this post is are you brave enough to conquer your fear of electing more of the same? Dave, do you have a fear of electing more of the same that you need to conquer? I mean, if you have a fear of electing more of the same, much like chase Oliver has a fear of helicopters. That means that you want to elect more of the same, but you're scared to do so. I'm I'm sorry. I don't mean to be too much of a grammar Nazi toward the libertarian party presidential candidate and the libertarian vice president candidate, but yeah, I don't personally have a fear of electing more of a fear that I need to conquer of electing more of the same. I don't want to do it. I'm not scared to do it. I could do it. I don't want to do it. Now, the the free copter ride on its own, I'm curious if the $5,000, how much of that goes towards paying for the helicopter ride as libertarians or like do we have a homey hookup or is it like chase wants to overcome his fear and it only costs $5,000 to get him there now? All right, listen, that's what I feel like I didn't want I didn't want to tell you guys this, but look, I have a real fear of Carnival cruises and the colopico silence. So if you would kindly send extra money to the Downers Club so that I might overcome my fear, I personally terrified of vacations of any kind. Yeah, terrified. So keep those donations coming in. Listen, Chase, you're I don't hate you, bro, but this is so gay. Yeah, it's just so dumb. Yeah. And I'm already not going to vote for you. You knew that you're going to come in sixth place. Give me a chase all over overcoming his fear of writing in a helicopter is not going to encourage you more to vote for him that he's afraid to fly. Yo, you need to be why? All right, listen, I'll be your campaign manager for 10 seconds fundraising based off of you being a coward is not quite the endorsement that you think it is. How about this? Send money and get entered into a raffle to take a helicopter ride with Chase with candidate Chase Oliver. You got to get yourself there. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's not even extra money then. Right, then maybe you'll get like 10 grand and you could spend, I don't know how much it costs to get up on that helicopter, probably at least a thousand or two bucks. The problem is that's not that's still not much of an incentive to most people. No, definitely not. I mean, yeah, this is a this is a bad idea. I was just trying to make it a little bit better. Good on you. Yeah, doing a bit of a reach, but good on you. Yeah, it would be certainly better if it was like when, but would that be worse if you put out a fundraiser that was like when a like a meet and greet and a helicopter with Chase Oliver and you raised it's possible that you've raised less money because maybe somebody wants to donate to your campaign and donate to see the funny thing of you being scared of you being a coward as a presidential candidate, but they don't want to take a helicopter ride with you. Maybe they're scared of it too. Well, I don't know. Would it raise more or would it raise less? Either way, not it's not the best marketing strategy I've heard. I'm scared. Please vote for me. Right. I'm a coward. People will tell you that, that know me. If you send me money, I'll pretend that I'm not anymore. Now, despite all that, despite I would like to I'd like to be commander in chief. That's a thing like I'm going to be president, but I'm afraid to get in a helicopter. Well, you might need to get in a helicopter from time to time chase. So maybe maybe you should have ever came that fear before you decided to run for president. I don't know. Don't worry about it though. You're you're still safe. The only people who are going to force you into a helicopter is your team that thinks this kitchen idea is great. But Chase has been criticized, as we've mentioned, for not appearing on certain podcasts like dimpool, for whatever reason, doesn't matter. But good news is he's still getting all of that press coverage that he guaranteed that he would be getting. For example, gaze against groomers said for immediate release. Sorry, gaze against groomers denounces libertarian presidential candidate Chase Oliver at Chase for Liberty due to his support of gender affirming care for minors. We urge the libertarian party at LP National to find a better candidate who puts the safety of children first. Well, you know, they're not wrong. Good luck calling them bigots and homophobes. We're cool with gay, but that's really gay. Right. We are the organization. Yes, you're gay. We are the organization of gays against, you know, rapists. We're that organization. I don't know that much about gays against groomers. I don't know if they're legit or whatever, but just it's a bad look. I mean, certainly the music caucus got bad press when they had the takeover with the Southern Poverty Law Center and all that. But this is gays against groomers coming out and publicly denouncing our presidential candidate because not because he's gay, I would imagine. But because there's a little bit more children involved than is comfortable. So good, good on you for getting that press, Chase. We got Stossa. We've got Reason Magazine. And gays against groomers. Maybe there's more. I don't know. Wait, Stossle did Stossle and he endorsed Chase? No, he just didn't interview with him. And it was the one that I saw. I don't know if there was the extended version, but the one that I saw was like just very cleaned up, just quick, concise answers and then cut away to like documentary style footage of other things and Stossle narrating. But jumping real quick before we jump out of here into the afterparty, I think we have some sign of life. I don't know if any of these older men are the President of the United States. Oh, they're sitting down. So they're not. We are just panning around the room wondering what the hell now we are to do with this press conference that does not have the star of the show and the President of the United States at it. So that's fun. I mean, Chase Oliver's got his bad press, but I don't know if it sinks as low as Joe Biden's press conference being two hours late, pushing two hours and still no President. These are wild times we live in, y'all. And it's quite, it's quite fun. We do have to, we do have to transition out of cup and chase. The only way we know how though. This has been Chase and Cut. Good times. Good times. Now, like I said, like we've been planning, if Biden shows up to his own press conference, that will be the afterparty. And that's what we will discuss. And if not, I've got plenty of other freak of the week shit to discuss. Just some crazy off the wall, bat shit, crazy headlines that we will get into and we'll make it fun either way. But that's, that's all. That's all for this. We do have to talk to Steve in a moment. But Dave, before we kick out of here with our Steve send off, what, what are your, your takeaways, any final thoughts and where can people find you? You can find me on the side of the road in the food stands. So I appreciate your patience today as well as that of your audience who's dealing with me. I'm trying to touch some grass. I've been told that I should do that. I decided to get on the go out and grass and then get on the internet immediately. Yeah. And you know, out here in nature, bro, the Wi-Fi is not very solid. So, um, you know, I'll get my life in order and we'll figure this out in the future. But until then, yeah, um, you can follow me on Twitter, where I'm putting out clip videos and, you know, bullying politicians like Spike Cohen says to do whenever possible. That's a, I thought you were going to say like bullying Spike Cohen. I knew that you bullied Karen Ann Harlow's into blocking you, but I didn't know if, if you got to Spike Cohen yet. I would never. I'm still in my chill phase enjoying the clown show, but I think soon I'm going to pivot into really like, you know, like I want to, I want to embrace like my anger. I just don't want to focus it at like libertarian party types. I want to focus at it, the people who deserve it, but I'm trying to figure out how to do that right now. Um, but we'll get into that. But no, man, um, that was a great episode. Again, apologize for the audio quality there, but I enjoy talking about it. Yeah. Um, Biden, I wonder, man, if he, I should just, I got the segue scooter over here, I could get down to headquarters. Next week, he might catch me right outside of Biden headquarters. Like, yo, I can see him in there slouched over, bro. Um, hand in my car, but tell him that I'm down. Like, I'm in this to win this too, Biden. I'm in the same camp as only Jill Biden, Hunter Biden, and you were the four people in this camp. Oh wait, Harry Sisson, five people in our camp. I'm still dying with Biden, right or die with Biden, dying with Biden, either right in or dying. I don't care. Let him know. Yeah, we're in. Cool. Right. I like it. Uh, on Twitter and on YouTube, and I'm going to interview Ian Smith from Attila's gym, one of the most heroic anti lockdowners of the past, you know, the COVID era. So check that out. The fly of Monday night on my channel and YouTube, which I could also use some more follows and trying to hit 500. I'm really close. Maybe you should try some more episodes. Bro, you know what my thing is? Is not consistency. It's quality. I'm going to only do the most badass episodes. And then you can catch me here on the show and I'm working on some other. So your problem isn't consistency. It's quality. So you're saying that you've been running a shitty podcast and also we all know that you haven't been doing it regularly. So if you're saying that it's consistency over quality, then it's both. Sorry. But from now on, every one of them is going to be like a gem. So you're going to be some badass man on the street software. It's going to be somebody that's really cool to talk to. But no, I'm not going to waste anybody's time or like, you know, nobody needs to see me two or three times every week. There's lots of crap to watch. So, you know, just trying to figure out, you can find him here. This is one of those times. Exactly. And I really enjoy doing this show. This show is important. So yeah, you can find me on the system is down, motherfuckers. That's right. Everybody go check out Dave's show. Whenever he does it, I always enjoy it. But Dave, thanks for being here, man. And let's go ahead and vent our woes to the man, the myth, the legend, Mr. Steve. Hey, I'm checking in. Hey, Steve, tell me what's going on. Well, Steve, I'm not sure why. Dave sucks. His audio sucks. His video sucks. But he's still looking good. I would rather have a a shitty looking sounding Dave than no Dave at all. I, how could I be morose if that's my kind of friend? See, I'm in good shape on the side of the road. Nobody stopped to help, but still feeling good. That's right. Is there fireworks going off behind you, Dave? What is happening? No, those are all cars. Oh, no. There were literally fireworks in your video. I don't, I don't know what happened. It was in front of you for a second there. And I did nothing. Yes, it was the perfect timing for what you were saying about hanging in there. So somebody tell me I'm not crazy or having a stroke. Not you, Steve. Fuck you. But I'm checking in. Tell me what's going on. Well, Steve, Donald Trump, I don't trust him for the life of me, but he doesn't have an opponent right now. And I'm not sure if I want Kamala Harris, I don't know if Kamala Harris could beat him because she is a woman and all. And that doesn't bode well for positions of power in more ways than one. It wasn't Steve. Everybody has a couple coopy days here and there and I would just appreciate it if you would like. I'm shitting my pants as we speak, Steve. Not because I had to. I, I forced it out because I support our president. Listen, I have to get going, Steve. I got a Whoopi Goldberg poking out right now that I got to take it. Steve, Steve, Joe Biden is still not at his own press conference that was supposed to start a very long time ago, two hours ago. We're pushing two hours at this point, Steve. Do we have a president? I don't. I literally do not know. Good to get to hear from you too. And good to hear from all of you in the chats. Good to hear from everybody. Shut up, Steve. Good to hear from everybody. Join us in the downers club at the sis, patreon.com/thesystemsdown, where we will keep the party going by, I guess hanging out and talking about more, even more crazy dumb shit while we wait on the crazy dumb shit that is the president of the United States at his own big boy press conference. This works out perfectly because I didn't want to have to cut away from everything that I had to talk about, listen to Joe Biden, and now we don't have to, because I had a feeling, deep down, I had a feeling that big boy press conference wasn't happening two hours ago. I don't know if it's happening now, but for us, we're here, whether we have a president or not, and let's go Brandon. We're gonna make this happen. patreon.com/thesystemsdown, thank you for hanging out. You can follow me at @tsidpot on Twitter, or whether the system is down or sold. Thank you for being here in the chat, and thank you for listening in the future. We'll talk to you guys next time. Until then, be bad, have fun, question everything, stand comfortable, and keep an eye out. If you see our president walking around anywhere, direct him toward the stage, and let us know that everything is a-okay. Goodbye everybody.
