Well, another week in this weird world means another whole butt-load of ridiculous headlines, triggerings, and general outrage and what better way to honor it all than by making fun of it. Welcome back to the AntiNews where Dan and Craig give their coverage of all the most important current events with all the irreverence they deserve.
On the docket:*Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden receive mystery envelopes at the funeral of George HW Bush*Stormy Daniels is back!... This time to fight "Baby Stripper Laws"*Bill and Hillary turn to Groupon in a desperate attempt to seem relevant*Donald Trump is predicted to resign 10 minutes before leaving office*Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez comes out of the Jew closet*Donald Trump Tweets spelling errors or Q clues *Brett Kavanaugh votes to not "enslave" women*Neil Degrasse Tyson's sexcapades update*and more!http://patreon.com/thesystemisdownhttp://antinewslive.comhttp://thesystemisdown.com