(laughing) 'Cause you know how that bullback be walking through the house? - Do you see what he is? - Yes, yes, yes, I've seen it. - He saw it shuffled close to me, so I could-- - Ha-ha! Go! (laughing) - And I-- - Bet did you see? That's a baby. - That's a baby girl. - I'm gonna end up killing him, and I'm not kidding. - How would you kill him? - Smother. ♪ Get ready, ready ♪ ♪ We're goin' viral ♪ ♪ Get ready, ready ♪ ♪ We're goin' viral ♪ - Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another installment of the Viral Podcast. I'm your host, Paige Gin. - Now I'm your host, Chelsea Lynn, Lynn, Lynn, Lynn, Lynn Leonard Skynard. - Hey, that was good. - Yeah, so-- - Thank you for that. - So thank you guys for being here today. - Yes. - Another day to be vertical. If you are a live fixture, fix your posture. - That was a good, that was good. - You okay? - My posture's been very bad. - What's wrong with it? - Little bent. - Bent. - I need to stop bending over all day, I guess. - In what way? - I'm so hunchback, dude. - Really? And so it's not a sexual thing? - Timer initiated. - No, it's just lookin' down and bending over. - Like Beckham. - Yeah, I've been to like Beckham. - Okay, you need to start standing up more. Straight. - Do you guys stand up straight all throughout the day? - I mean, I'm not standing. But if I'm standing, I'm straight. If I'm standing, I'm not hunched over. - Right. - No, okay. - No. - But what about when you sit? - Depends on how I'm sitting and what I'm doing. - You seem to lean back a lot. - I like to lean. - Lean would rock with it. - I like to lean. I like to, yeah, I never really thought about that until you brought this up right now. - You might need one of those back trainers. - Oh my gosh, like I'm elder. - I wear one. You just put 'em on each shoulder and it just straightens out your back. - I'm gonna be honest with you. I bet that feels good. - Oh, it feels so good. You're only supposed to wear it for 20 minutes. - Would you rather have that or have your, I can't say 'cause we have eight minutes and nine minutes left, that or have your back side eaten? - My tail in. - Tail end. (laughing) - God, that made it worse. - Yeah. - What would I do? I guess I'd rather have my anal glands licked you out. - Okay, anal glands licked. Well, we've got Maggie here today. - Hi. - Hello, Maggie. - And we've got Brad. - Hi, Brad. - Yes, hello. - Hello. - Hello. - Okay, well. - I actually have to fart right now, I think. You want me to fart? - Here, here, here. - Try to do it and it better be good, it better be worth it. - Fuck, Maggie, you stuck your fucking mic in that egg. - He's not like eggs. (laughing) - And he farted towards you. - I'm still mad. - Chelsea, he smells like eggs today. Maggie, you're gonna throw up. - I didn't realize I was sticking my thing. - Beth, open that door. Beth, open the door. - No, I'm not at my side. - Do you smell egg? - How is she volunteered? I was like, she really wanted me to blow it that way, you know, and I just. - I mean, you gotta get it in the mike, right? - I will say this, I was not expecting that. - You have to hit me. - I won't hurt my ears. - It don't stink. - That felt so good, dude. - That's crazy that it didn't stink because. - I went, don't say that after you fart. - I went double, I go. - It went fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, fart, fart. - That's two-parter. - It sounded like it ripped your whole. - Yeah. - It's 'cause that clip. - It's 'cause he's got-- - You guys want a guess? - He has that thinking lip. - You guys want a guess? Where are we ate before? - No. - Oh, well. - It's a good guess. - Oh, God. - We're dilating. - Chiffartly. - That pissed me off. - Chiffartly. - Yeah, that was-- - That was nasty that I thought it was gonna be. Sorry for everyone listening, that's already clicked out of that. If you're still here, you're cool. - Oh, or if you just like farts. - Yeah. - We fart 24/7 and then they're like, why don't you let Brett fart? - Well, no, what really got me was Maggie sticking her mic directly into, that's what really got me. - She forgot us. - And now she's talking in it. - I didn't realize what I was doing. - And if I don't talk into the mic this episode, that's why. - I will say this, I've had a couple messages asking me to talk about the fart video that me and Maggie posted. - Talk about it. - Yeah. - Like how-- - Behind the scenes. - That they want us to talk about it. - About what do we talk about? - So if you don't know-- - Talk about, talk about, talk about baby girls. - Baby girl. - Me and Maggie got a hold of a shuffleboard. And Maggie got her gallbladder removed and ever since then. - We said golly. - Golly. - Golly. - Golly. - Yeah. - The farts are-- - People get mad at me. 'Cause it's out of hand. - When I've never in my life seen someone fart like this. - It's beyond, we were saying she's kind of like those shotgun houses. Like you can kind of just see straight through her. - Oh man. - 'Cause like air just goes straight through this gal. - So we were at this Airbnb and they had this shuffleboard and I just had this idea. I was like Maggie, we gotta use these farts to our advantage. And so if you haven't seen it, go to, it's on Facebook, it's on my Facebook, my TikTok, my Instagram. And-- - More clicky. - Worldstar posted it. - What? - I'm kidding. - Don't tell me that lots of help. - No but this really big Instagram page called cringe posted it. (laughing) - Dude, Worldstar used to post my stuff all the frickin' time. - I think you made it felt like-- - Oh yeah. - It felt so good. - Worldstar. - Dude, I know we're the first time we were on Worldstar. I thought we made it. - I remember. - I never made it. - You never made it on Worldstar? - Nah. - But you gotta pump it up. - Yeah, that's the type of adrenaline. - Do you think my fart could maybe get me on Worldstar? - No, Worldstar's not as big as it used to be though. It used to be like Worldstar and Barstool were so like crazy to be on back in the day. - Yeah. - But. - Oh man, getting on Worldstar is a good, is a good, yeah. - It's a good feeling. - Especially when they think what you posted is real and all the comments think it's real, it's like-- - I know. - Got it. - Got your ass. - Gotcha. - Got your ass. - Oh. - So let's do a couple of little things this episode. Are you smelling honey? - Yeah. - You don't smell good? - Mm. - You just smell your pits. - I put lemon juice on 'em today. I was just smelling 'em. - Lemon juice? - Yep. - From a lemon. - Interesting. - Yeah, people say do that. - Okay. - Well, I'll just use my loomie. - Anyway, let's move on. - Okay. - Shout out to loomie. - Shout out to loomie. Hey. - Thank you. - Can we do, I want to do a couple, I bought, so if you don't watch our slits only, we play a lot of games on there. - Love games. - We don't really do that on this podcast. And I thought, hey, I bought some new games. Why don't we f around, I've got four minutes, and play some games. - I feel like we play so many games. - Well, I found some just regular card games that are supposed to start conversations. So I thought, that's fun, let's just do that. - Okay, let's start it. - Okay, here, I'm just gonna ask some questions. - Start it. - And y'all can answer it when you just keep asking. And answer at home if you're listening, okay? Here we go. Would you rather win $50,000 or have your best friend win a million? - Oh, the frickin', my friend win the millie. - I think so too. - The friend win the millie. - Yeah, Brett, you're gonna take that 50K? - Yeah, I can't trust my friend. Yeah, sorry, he would, he would just dip. I know it. - Who? - Any friend of mine. - All right. - But I'm gonna share it, yeah. So I'd take it for me. - All right, okay. - Okay, well, let's see here. Who has the best chance of cheating a lie detector test? Brett? - Brett. - Brett. - Yeah, wow, that was just to be a thing. - See, I don't think so, I think Brett would be like, oh, I don't think he would start believing his own lie so much he could just pass it. - Probably, yeah, that's how you trick it. - Whoa. - You have to think backwards. - Little brainwash. - And he's right. - Get it, yeah. - Okay. - Were you supposed to take him? - Well, remember that. - Some kind of drama happened. - Remember that debacle? If you're an OG, if you're an OG listener, OG rock trucker, I was supposed to take Brett to a lie detector test and he freaked out and didn't wanna do it. He was like, oh, what would future do a lie detector test for? Was that it? - Oh yeah, I tried to get $250K. - He wanted money to pay him $250,000. Like, I've got $250,000 laying around. - Yeah, he thought you had Sony money. - Yeah, I just saw that on Instagram and I thought maybe I should just ask. And it was a bad idea. 'Cause that's what future gets. You're not future, you're Brett and you're on the Power podcast. - We already said your future is not that, right? And anyway, we didn't wanna take him for any specific lie. It was just in general to see if he could pass it. - He flipped out. - Well, we already the goal-- - He flipped out on us. - No, the goal is to find it inconclusive. Like, there's just no results. - Okay. - Like, he's not even present. - All right, next question. You wanna go? - D-E-D. - Here we go. - Okay, who? - I got one already. You gotta have ready, you gotta have ready, baby. Who would be the worst phone sex operator out of us? - Out of all of us, frickin' Brett. - Yeah, I agree. 'Cause when we made him try to get him to moan a few episodes ago, we sounded like beat us in butt head. - Plus, I'm told no talky a lot. - Yeah, he would love to talky on the phone. - You sure do talky for someone that's being told no talky a lot. - Oh yeah, ready for this one? - Okay. - No, talky! - Who leaves the smallest tips at restaurants? - Brett. - Brett. - Brett. - Brett. - What, I'm a good tipper. I know the percentages and everything. I go a little above 20. - Dude, and who the hell on your Snapchat was saying? Oh, I saw on Reddit, paid you to bad tipple. - I had posted a Snapchat page and somebody responded and said, page is not a good person. There's a snap, there's a Reddit thread saying of people saying that she doesn't tip. And I just responded and I was like, "Honey, I'm with her every time we go eat and she tips beyond." She'll tip beyond the 20%. She'll tip, I've seen you tip $80 on a $20 or like it's, you know, I go, don't believe everything you read. - Yeah, I don't believe all that. - She tips more than the meals sometimes. - Yes, on a regular basis. - Yeah, yeah. - They were like, pages cheap and I go, well, you are, but not when it comes to food and tipping. Those are the two things that you will spend money on. - Yeah, it's just like, I'm cheap in other ways. Like, I don't like material. Like, I don't care about f*cked jean-- - Yeah. - A long go off? - No, we got 19 seconds. - Oh, go, I was screwed up. I don't care about Louis Vuitton and a Gucci belt and stuff. Like, I guess you can call me cheap in that sense or maybe it's really smart. - Yeah, true. - To not support the frickin' sex offenders, but okay. - Four, three, two, one. - F*ck you Louis Vuitton, your piece of shit. - Hey, f*ck you. - F*ck you. - F*ck you. - F*ck you. - F*ck you, Jacob. - F*ck you. - Hey, Brett. - F*ck you. - F*ck you, motherf*cker. - F*ck you, Brett. - F*ck you. - F*ck you. - F*ck you. - F*ck you. - F*ck you. - F*ck your mustache. - Yeah, f*ck your mustache. And the two curls on the ends of it. (laughing) - Oh, god, who's that? - I didn't want to say anything about future, so 'cause he gave me the 250K. - Hey, Brett. - Brett, lean, lean, lean. - Yeah, you gotta lean. You gotta lean. - Okay. - You gotta lean. - Lean with it. - Rock with it. - Okay, let's do some more little questions here. Most likely to call out their own name when they orgasm. - Brett! - Brett! - What is this game, frickin'? - Brett! - The game's called Brett. - The game's called Brett. - The game's called Brett. - Hey, this is a fun game. - Yeah. - Who would charge the most as a hitman? - Like if we were doing the killing, Brett would want 250K 'cause that's what future charges. - That'd be a starting price. - Right. Probably Brett. - Oh, shit. It sucks with him playing. - Hey. Oh no. Oh, who's the last person you would want trapped in an elevator with? - Brett. - Brett. - Brett. (laughing) - This game sucks 'cause every answer is Brett. - Oh, no! - I got no one to know. - Who thinks they're more attractive than they actually are? (laughing) - Brett. - Brett. - This is funny to me. - Who? Oh, shoot, Shorty. You got a good one? - Most likely to masturbate while their partner is sleeping next to them. - Brett! - Brett! - I make sure she's awake. (laughing) - I wake her up. - Are you sure? - I'm somehow I'm sleeping on you. - That's true. She did fall asleep once. - Yeah. - Are you likely to get too kinky on a first date hookup? - Hmm. - Hmm. - I feel like that could be me or Matt. - Yeah, it could be. It could be any of us 'cause we house. - Yeah. - Yeah, kind of anything goes when you as a whole. - Right. I think that could be. Now, Brett, let's say you are, let's say hypothetically for this answer, you're single and you're hooking up and it's your first hookup with this chick. Are you going crazy and nasty? Are you being a gentleman and making love to her? - Uh, yes, all that. - Well, you gotta answer me. - Well, I'm gonna make love and lots of orgasms and doggy styles on my list. - Okay. - What counts as too kinky? Like, would you say maybe anal beads and a butt paw? - On a first hookup? - Yeah. - I would say yeah. - Yeah. - Okay, so sex just doesn't even count. So it's like, I would say that's, or just anal, would, might be too kinky for the first date? - Wouldn't do any on the first. - No. - On the first go. - That's a special thing. - What if you're on your period though? - Okay, so maybe I'm not hooking up. Fuck you. - Right. You gotta wait a few days. - Yeah, 'cause I would say we stay away when we're on our period. You don't want to go on a first day on leak and molt leaky. - Molt leaky. - Molt leaky. - Molt leaky. - Hey, have you ever had molt leaky? - Molt leaks. - Okay, let's see, you got Ellen? - Yeah. - Let's see. - Okay, most likely to join a cult. - Pay. (laughing) - Pay your breath. - Pay your call. - Pay your call. Pay your breath. - I don't know. I don't really get god, but I don't really like joining shit. - No, no, but- - I think everything is a cult leak. Like- - I mean, in a way. - I've already said college and everything, so. - In a way, you're not wrong. - I think actually Chelsea's most likely to join a cult. - I'm most likely to be the cult leader. I'm not gonna join, I'm gonna be the leader of that cult. - Do you know the viral podcast we said is a cult? - That's what I'm saying. - And we like the Dallas cults. - Right. - Right. - Is that what they are? - Baltimore. - Oh man. Good time. This was fun. You got any more questions? - Most likely to secretly run a meth lab, Brett. - Probably Brett, anything to get him from, anything he can do from not working a nine to five, he'll do. - Oh, yeah. - This will be non-profitable. - Non-profitable. - Yeah. Anything he can do to, yeah. You know what? I will say this. - What? - Chelsea. - We've been talking a lot. - Oh yeah. - And I think, Brett, you've been talking a lot too, but not enough. - Oh, thanks. - You're welcome. - Oh, Brett. - Brett. - Brett. - Brett. - Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett, Brett. - Yep. - I was thinking how cool would be if like you were playing sports and like you were somehow able to come up with a way to camouflage the ball, like something, so just any kind of advantage in sports, I think is a great thing, any type of mind game. I feel like water fountains lately are really crusty. Like I used to love water fountain water and there's like a lot of calcium build up. The pufferfish laugh I love because it's still laugh loud. - Oh, I think I might be joining a band soon to play the cowbell like. - And then I got the whistle blow. - Oh my God. - Oh my God. - You're dead cold. - Yeah. - Yeah. - Your dad said lean back. - Nothing makes me more mad than when I hear that clap. Nothing made me more mad and happy when I heard Brett say he's going to join a band. - Well, it's Tyler Booth. - Stop. - No. - Stop it. - You can't do that to him. - Thanks for saying that. - And they said one little thing and Brett was probably like, "Hey man, I can do this cowbell thing in there." And they're probably like, "Yeah." And now he's really thinking he's going to just join the band and do that. - And you should have a tour with him. - Can you imagine Brett up on stage going... - I can usually do it better. That was kind of tough. - No, Brett. That was... - Need to get more callous. - Brett. - Dry. - Last episode we talked about the valedictorian speech and that you were going to give one. - Mm-hmm. - Did you write one? - Kinda, yeah. - What do you mean kind of? - No, I did. - Okay. - Kayla said it. - But it's not a good, like what I would say. - Why is it not that good? - He wrote it on the way here. - Did you write it on the way here? - Yeah. Pretty much. - No, we need some music inserted. Hey Ben. - Ben, insert some music. - That's why that's not going to get us kicked out. - I mean, it's kind of quick, really. - Okay, I do have valedictorian speech, it's supposed to be like five minutes. - It is? I thought it was like really short. - Hurry, call chat, GBT. - All right, Brett. - Well, what I was going to say, well then... - Here is Brett's valedictorian speech. Hit it. - I was going to read a word for word then. - Brett. - Okay. - Don't tell us. - Ladies and gentlemen, esteemed faculty, friends, and of course, my fellow fucking... Canadians, we all did it. We got tricked into proving that we can be taught how to sit still. Great job. When they first asked me to be valedictorian, I said, "Dang, everyone else should have done better." I knew that I already won because I always made my mom call on my teachers to bump up my grades from an A minus to an A, so... If I got an A minus, I would just say, "I'mma call my mom." Looking back, high school was really just a prison on the hill, and every day I got released in the afternoon to hang out with all the inmates at night. Looking forward, I realized that life is all about whatever your brain thinks, and that words are very powerful. In conclusion, I feel that everything I learned is the exact opposite, and that our founding fathers really didn't have our best interest at heart. Thank you. - Holy shit, dude. - That was tough. - That was tough. - Very robotic. - All right. - Well... - Yeah. - Well, you would not swear first and foremost. - I don't know what to say about that, but good job. - Thanks. - Brad, good job. - Thank you. - You would swear in your high school speech, you would not... - Well, now I would. - All right, you're supposed to write it like you were in high school. - I probably would have. - Okay, we're moving on to our next game called... - I didn't know the exact rules. - It's okay, Brad. - Brad, you did the best you could with the brain you got. - I really did. - I really did. - This game is called... I'm sorry, hold on. - Delvede. - Delvedeck. - Delvedeck. - And basically, it's just a conversation starter. There are questions to start a conversation, and that's what we're doing on this podcast. We're talking. - Oh, dude. Yeah, we can just... Oh, yeah. - So let's just ask some questions and just chat, kind of like the other one. I've got one here. What do you wish would become fashionable again? - Maybe like those low-rise pants with the underwear hanging out with... And a tramp stamps. I like tramp stamps. - We were just talking about that at dinner like two knots ago. - Really? I love them. - I wish the late '90s twist your hair up, and those little butterfly clips would come back. - Oh, yeah. Those are still kind of... - They're kind of coming right. - Everything's kind of coming back. Everything just repeats itself for some. - I wish the Afro would come back. - Oh, yeah. - The big Afros. Everybody have an Afro. - What about the butt cut? - Yes. - Yeah. - The butt cut was so cool. - It was pretty cool. - You need another butt cut. - Yeah. - Yes. - I wish you didn't cut your hair, because the butt cut was so good. You have to start training it as soon as it grows out. - You just didn't know, really. - And it'll come back. His hair grows fast. - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. You got a question there? Should I answer another one? - Yeah, you got it. - Okay. Here we go. What scares people but shouldn't? - Pussy. - Really? Why do you say that? - Mm-hmm. - Some people, it does. Some people won't eat it. - I was totally scared of the pussy. - You were? - Yeah. - Why is that? - Just advertising. - You know, they'd scare you with propaganda. - Oh, yeah. - I can see that. - 'Cause that's... I mean, you gotta be careful. - Right. - I mean, that's real. Yeah, you gotta be careful. - What? Maybe death? - Okay. - Some people don't fear it, but I do try to get better. - I do. I really do. - I know. We both fear it, but it's okay. We'll be okay. - And I feel like if I'm like, you know, 90 and it happens, I'll be fine. I fear it early, and I fear it for people around me. - Yeah. - It's something I think about all the time. - Did I ever say I got a message and somebody said that they fear it so much? Like, he said it's sorry if this sounds weird, but he even fears it, like, past that, like, he'll put scenarios in his head of, like, bad things that will happen. Do you ever think of shit like that? - Like, sometimes it's not enough to where, you know, it's constantly, but yeah, I have. - Okay. - Yeah. What about y'all? - Y'all, for sure. - I really try to not say things I don't want to happen. - I don't say them out loud, it just, like, will be a thought in my head and I'm like, what the fuck? - Yeah, yeah. - And Brett, I'm the same way. - Yeah. - Even me sitting here saying the death scares me, I'm scared that's going to be put into the universe. - Yeah. - It's going to, you know, so I don't even want to say that. - Yeah, it's not going to hurt us. - Yeah. - It's not going to hurt us. - I don't even want to talk about something right now. - Okay. Well, what else scares you that you shouldn't be scared of? - Are you like, um... - Are you wanting me to tell you what it is? - Yeah, say, it's not anything. - Planes. - Okay. - Really? - Just 'cause what I'm learning about, like, math, like what we've been taught's wrong. We design things to deteriorate. - Okay. - We're not supposed to be going in straight lines, we should be going, like, more hovering. - Okay. - Yeah. - Very interesting. - Don't. Maggie, what do you think people are? - I don't know, I can't think of anything. - Okay. - Houses. - We should be living in non-square houses. - Okay. - Okay. - Okay. - What are you tired of hearing about all the time? - Molt leaky? - No, I love Molt leaky. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Yeah. - It's kind of hard to choose more things. - Yeah, uh-uh. - Maybe... - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Molt licks. - Yeah. - I love Molt licks. - Molt licks, baby. - Yeah. - What's your favorite weird smell? - Oh, skunk's not terrible. Sometimes my belly button cheeses. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - I'm gonna fucking puke, bitch. - I don't think I've ever had cheese in my belly button. - No. - I'm gonna fucking puke. - Mm-hmm. - Belly button cheese. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - I've never had any of it. - Oh. - Oh, man, this bagel's great. - Oh, gee, chill. - I've got my belly button cheese on. - Dang, sometimes I gotta put, like, Vaseline in my belly button. - You never get nothing? You're not digging. - I clean my belly button. There's nothing. No, I don't pull anything out of it. - No, we don't... I don't need to dig. It's right there. - Mm-hmm. - There's nothing... - Stick a Q-tip. You'll see. - I do Q-tip. - You've got Vaseline in your belly button. - What for? - That just pulls everything out. - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. - People say you could put, like, caster, but then they say it can make you sick too. - That got me, man. That got me. What's y'all's favorite words? Weird smell. - Probably those booty hole, maybe, you're... - What? My gosh. - I'm ready to walk out this fucking room right now. - Mine's probably freshly poured asphalt. - Oh, that smells good. - Okay, I can see that. - I kind of like it. - Yeah, I love those smells. - Yeah. I still like gas. - Mm-hmm. - I'm in gas. I mean, that's like a norm. - Did you say that's, like, more normal? - Yeah. I remember being a kid and just being like, "I could get enough." - Getting high. - Mm-hmm. - Oh, dude. - Mount Sticks. - And they'd be like, "Don't smell." - I know. - And you'd just be like, "Shit, what?" - I know. - Mount Sticks. - I'm so smell. - Mount Sticks, baby. Okay. - God. - Oh, this is a great question. What do you think would be, what restaurant do you think would be the only restaurant in hell? - Ugh. - God, maybe Bojeng. - No. (laughter) - I know. I've never had that yet. I still haven't had it. - Do you feel like-- - No, sometimes it's-- - Very tired after. - No, sometimes-- - I would say Burger King. - You hate Burger King. - I like their Mount Sticks. - Yeah. - You love the Mount Sticks. - I love them. - I love them. - You love the Mount Sticks. - I love going through there to get the Mount Sticks. - Yeah. - The Mount Sticks fries. Oh, shit. Dude, what about Olive Garden? She'll see what that being never-- - Matter of fact, I put Olive Garden in front of-- in front beforehand. Olive Garden's my number one. You're right. When you go to hell, and you're hungry, and the devil says, "Follow." - The feast. - Follow that. You know, the food's that way. I would walk straight up into an Olive Garden. - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. - And Maggie and Beth love it. - I love it, dude. - They're limited breadsticks and salads. So good. - And they're soup. - Oh, my. - The whole bit. Okay, what would the world be better without? - Well. Snakes. - A lot of stuff, but-- - Yeah. - Well, okay. Now, you say snakes, and there's going to be people that are going to message you going, "Oh, but snakes helped me!" - I've known-- - And we get that. - Yeah. - We get why they're snakes. We get it. I don't want to fucking see one. - Right. - Yeah, and it would be better without them. I mean, come on. - Right. What are they doing? - They're just slithering. - I mean, come on, a little bit of petal. - Oh, sure. - Yeah. - Stuff like that. I mean, there's a lot, all the bad stuff, all the stuff. - I mean, come on. Pretty much life would just be better without life, I guess. - Yeah, I mean-- - Very interesting. - Yeah. Let's see here. Ooh, these are so good. Okay. - What sound instantly stresses you out? - A flat tire. - A flat tire. That's a good one, Beth. Beth said a flat tire. - Beth siren. - Beth siren. - Yeah. - Yeah. I guess if there's too many noises playing at once, that could kind of get me, like a little stress. What's that called? Miso-soupioma or something? - I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. That sounds like methothelioma. - Miso-soupioma. - Miso-soupioma. - That's an Asian soup we just named. I don't even know what you're talking about. - That's popcorn sealines, right? - Probably when Brett does that bark, I instantly want to cringe. - Really? - I cringe. - I cringe. - German Shepherd? - Yes. - Should we have him do it so people know? - Yeah, but Brett lean back a little when you do it. - Yeah. - The way you shake and all the dogs are on alert now. - Dang, these questions are crazy on here. What's the worst part of being human? - Oh, that's hard to answer actually, like for me. - Dang, it's like paying bills and having the government take your money. I mean. - Yeah, that it does suck. I guess the fact that we're all, hey, honey's, Moo Moo commercials here. 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Sometimes they're by the garbage can and there's like a little family and I stepped on. That's sad. I know. What movie do you never want to see again? Well, I don't want to say the one, but I'm trying to think of it. The butterfly effect thing that I want. Oh, you didn't ask for me for life. Wait, the flutter fly effect. Yeah, it's like the butterfly effect. Really? Were they put the dog in a bag? I don't remember that. I remember that part. That movie was trippy. Oh my gosh, that scarred me as a kid. The way he has all the different lives, depending on what he does, it's hard to go back and forth. I would say any Marvel movie that I watched the first five minutes of that tried to watch. When we tried to have you watch Lego movie, we're like, oh, bro, okay, I'm like, you have to get past the Legos. You have to like listen to the dialogue. I'm over at their house. Oh, we watched the Lego movie. You got to watch it. So good. I'm not watching that. No, I think you'll really like it. Yeah, I go, I know I won't just try watching it. I'm not just okay. So I try watching it. And I wanted to open the window and jump off the second story. She wanted to open up the window and say, Lego, yeah. You felt like watching a murdered mystery. It was that's what I want to watch for you now. Yeah. So what do you wish was more normalized? Probably just talking about masturbating. That is a good one masturbating because a lot of people have shame for it. Oh, a lot, a lot of people. It's a big, that's a big thing. A lot of people have shame for it. I mean, I've talked about this in the pod. I've had women come up to me at shows and be like, Oh my God, you know, I felt horrible my whole life. And I'm like, no, let's rub one out. Let's all be happy nutting Jamaican jerk the chicken. And let's say it. Yeah. Say it proudly. I masturbate. Mm hmm. Say it. I boss nuts. Mm hmm. I come. I jerked off on a train. That's great. That's great. That's my grandpa. There she is. Well, we were going to a basketball camp. How old were you? He says 12. 13. Yeah. See, I mean, yeah. And I wasn't planned or I just... You just got horny. Yeah. I could see that just bumping. Yeah, that's right. You had to do it. You had to do it. When life calls for a jerk, just... You got a bust. What TV show is everyone obsessed with that you just can't get into? Frickin' Seinfeld, maybe. Or just... pretty much all of them, I guess. Fresh Prince. We tried to get her to watch. She couldn't get into that. Oh. Fresh Prince is so good. I could, but it was started at midnight, I slept through it. Mm hmm. What about y'all over there? Mm hmm. Okay. Well, alright. That's cool. Fresh Prince. Thank you. I can't think of anything. Thank you. We're filming later today and I think we're like kind of all the little. It feels weird. We're a little malt sticks. We're usually filming the mornings and we're filming at night time. 'Cause we all had a bunch of stuff to do today and so... 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I'm trying to keep this short this time. Okay, so about eight years ago, I was a manager at a big box home improvement retail store and I had this young lady that worked for me like 19 years old, she was getting married the next day. And since her and her fiance were too young, the bachelor bachelor party was going to be low-key, spa day for her, ride in motorcycles with the fiance. Well, the fiance had to be killed in a motorcycle accident the day before the wedding. So we were all shook. It was horrifying. You know, we felt terrible, well, like six hours after this dude died, we get a group text message from the mom of the bride saying that everybody show up to the church or to the venue that, you know, it's going to proceed. So I'm thinking, okay, this is just going to be like a sad day and, you know, moral. We turn up and it's an actual wedding. She is in her wedding dress. She walks down the aisle, the pastor says the bowels, the dude's helmet and glove are sitting there. She puts the ring on the glove. Hold on. I'm thinking what the, this chick is marrying a ghost. I'm at a ghost wedding, like what the fuck. And you know, I live in like in a small redneck part of town or she did. So her parents were like her mom and dad were like, you know, we already paid for everything. The food, the venue, the alcohol. So if you're having a wedding, so this girl had to marry a ghost. So I'm just going to know what your opinion on that, like, would you ever marry a ghost? And like, you know, I know Paige's dad's like an aficion. Can he sign off on that wedding? So yeah, I need Jaws opinion because she'll shook after eight years though. Thank you all for listening. What a call. Is she pranking us? No, I think this is real. All this in a prank. Okay. So can you marry a ghost? Well, no. Yeah. Cause they, there has to be two physical beings to sign off on something, right? Or are you already married by that point? I mean, she can still have this a ceremony and hell you can marry a damn Trisha Paytas married a cut out of Brad Pitt in Vegas. Oh, so you can pretty much just say you're married to anything. I mean, I can marry that lava lamp right now if it's not, you know, and have a ceremony. Okay. But I didn't know if legally you needed like somebody to sign, maybe a ghost could sign something. Yes. He has to be there. Okay. Well, I guess it's true, you know, they did already pay for the food and stuff, but I mean, this is a death we're talking about this thing. Part of me is like, man, like grief will just if you're fiance marriage, the day dies before that your wedding grief has to be so insane that you would do something like that. Yeah. But also, like that's wild. I don't know if I could go through with putting the ring on the glove and stuff. I think you're going to a wedding, but you're going to a funeral. It wasn't even a funeral. That was a straight up wedding. And can you imagine being in the audience? How would you even feel? I know it's kind of like we're like, like, haha now, but like that's got to be like really like wild. I know. It's sad. I can't. I couldn't imagine fall. I would. I personally would have liked it just canceled, but it's easy to say now because I'm not in the predicament. Right. I don't know, man. It's so hard. If you already, if the caters already started cooking the night before, I get smells kind of. Might as well eat. Yeah. That's why. No, but it wasn't like a legal. It can't be. The death certificates. The death certificates, maybe. Well, the death certificates not even, he doesn't even have the death certificate yet. That's gnarly. Dude. That. Yeah. I don't know. Have you all ever seen been to a weird wedding or seen anything weird at a wedding? Not. Not a goat. Not anybody. Mary goes. Not that intense. You got to think of the positives though. No cake fight. Yeah, he's not going to put, he's not going to shove cake in your face. I mean, that is a positive unless she wanted that. Wow. Okay. I love. I love you and. Who was the lady? She was just in the audience. She was just a member. She said it happened over a year ago, she didn't stop thinking about it. I would never stop thinking about it, dude. I know. I'll tell you what though. I do want to go to one of those funerals that's a party and where the people are stuffed. Well, we've said that but this is so difficult. Yeah. I know. I know. But I'm just switching gears here. If I go to a funeral and that motherfucker is stuffed playing rat music and he's got sunglasses on. How fucking fun is that? That would be fun. But I think what I told you guys to do to me would be funnier. Tell everybody. Okay. Go ahead. I told Chelsea and Maggie, if I ever die, I want you guys to fart on my head and film it. At the funeral while she's in the casket, go up and fart on her head and film it because she said content needs to continue even after death. How would you prepare Maggie Boji eating stuff? We would go hit up Taco Bell, Chick-fil-A and McDonald's. Here's the thing. I think I would, Paige. You would have to. Especially it's on wax right now. You know the listeners would be like, Chelsea, you said on an episode. I know. I know. I know. It's now that we have it out in the universe. Yeah. But I think your family would be okay with that. If I told you, if I literally said, hey. Just playing this clip. I'll play it in this clip and I will have a regular funeral and then I'll say, now listen. If y'all don't want to see me farting on her head, leave. There's going to be a few people that are going to be like, hey, I don't want to see that. Yeah. That is not right. Or they'll be crying. I can understand that. But I'm going to be farting. And it's not like I could smell. No, you can't. So I can get as close as I want. We're just going to leave that stank on you when they put you at six feet under. And I just want, I'm going to have everybody line up. I'm going to have everybody line up that wants to fart on your head. I said, put a step stool by the casket. We're going to put a step stool. We're going to climb up, bend over and fart on your head. Would you pull down your pants or keep them up? What do you want me to do? I guess pull them down. Okay. Get the shard pieces on you. Ooh. Shards. Don't say shard. Diary of shards. Mm-hmm. Dang. It'll be cool too. We could do that to you too. I mean, might as well just do it to me. Everyone in for that? If you fart on me too? What? I mean, or do something cool. Maybe we could... I think diary of shards is so funny. Would you want us to take a shit on you? That's too much. I would not want that. No. No. Don't do that. Do something fun. That's not fun. You're going to get stuffed and be standing up. Yeah. Yes. Yes. It makes me fun. Okay. Well, maybe we could keep your mouth open. Let's just be thinking. Y'all can go through and stick a tip, stick a wiener, stick a ball. Yeah. Stick anything in just real quick. But don't... Don't put it in and come. We're just going to keep you on your knees with your mouth open. Ahhh! No! No! And your eyes closed. Yeah. You're going to have come dripping off your face and then we'll light it up. Maggie said ooh. That's gross. Yeah. That is a bit much. Okay. We won't do that. Yeah. Let's think of something else. We'll think of something else. Yeah. 'Cause you can't clean it out. Oh! And it'll get crusty in there. What would you say the percentage of people fucking dead people is? Where'd that come from? Well, we've been talking about... Oh my God! We've been talking about death and dead people. I think it's a lot. At the morgue, you think a lot? I think it's a decent amount. I think it's more than we all want it to be. I think it's more than we probably think, and that's disgusting. And in all those small towns. I heard you get maggots on your dick. What are you talking about? If you fuck a dead person. God! Yeah. There's a bacteria in there in the pussy hole. Yeah. Y'all. We gotta move on. Oh my God. We gotta switch gears here. Let's answer another call. It's like I did see videos of people that do come back alive like later. Yeah. There was a story, I guess, that this guy, like, they're at a party and he died. They took, and so his friends called the ambulance, they ended up taking him to the morgue and he woke up, and then he went back to the party. Stop! They were all mourning and crying into the port back. That's what I heard on TikTok. I don't know if it's true or not. Yeah. Well, people will make anything up for a good story. There's a name for it, though, when people, like, wake back up, I've heard that. I've heard that, but what if they're not actually dead? What if we just think they are? How can they not tell a poll and stuff, you know? Thick skin? Well, you just got a bunch of idiots out there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's no poll. Right. I know. If we were EMT, I mean, think about it. Oh, I just put a shield over them. You know? So something to think about. Yeah. Shout out to EMTs. For real. Hey, big shout out to EMTs. I mean, we might as well just do a shout clout right now. Oh, yeah. Big shout out to EMTs. You guys have a really hard job. And see so much. And you see so much? Give 'em shout. Give 'em shout. Give 'em shout. Give 'em clout. Give 'em shout. Give 'em shout. Give 'em clout. You see so much and you help so many people and you save lives and you work crazy hours and don't they work like days in a row and... Dude, I see 'em just sitting in parking lots all the time, like on call. It's just, I mean, shout out to y'all for real. What are they doing in parking lots just waiting for something? I've never seen one in a parking lot. You've never seen EMTs or ambulances just chilling? Uh-uh. Oh. Could be anything. Be on the lookout. Yeah. You'll start seeing them a lot. Could be on lunch break? Who knows? The cops do that in churches, I think. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. But I'm just looking out for them. Hell, even I'll park somewhere. Oh, I love, uh, sitting in parking lots is my favorite thing to do. I heard it's illegal to do that in Germany. Why? Illegal to do what? You can't set in your car and let your car idle. Mm. In Germany. It's illegal. In Utah, you're not allowed to do it for like an hour or something? Smog. 'Cause smog, yeah. What if you're trying to muck paint? Right. You can't pull the window down. Cut the car off. Oh, just cut the car off and sit in there. Mm-hmm. Interesting. I mean, I guess that's not a bad law, but I've never heard that. Yeah, that's a good one. Good one. All right. Let's do it. Let's do it. No problem. Gary. Here we go. I heard you went up 'cause of suckers, it's your boy, Bailey, long time, first time, but I heard you're trying to eat some man-moons and guess what? I got something good for you. My ex told me all the time to call in, but I never did, but guess what? My son, baby. Let's go. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. Yes. Yes. Yes. Oh God. Oh God. Oh, God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh God. Oh my God! Anyways, that's what I got for you, so Let me know. I love you guys. Tammy you real page is the best keep doing what you're doing. Keep killing it fucking love you guys Bye We love you. He won 100% just nodded. He won 100% nutted Let's all go around and scale and rate that on a scale of one to ten The moant first off. Thank you for calling in with that moan man moan. Oh the Mona Lucas or the Keeping this podcast flow. We need more men calling into moan. Just saying that I'm gonna rate him a nine out of ten cuz I don't know I could do with a couple more less yeses. I Was about to say I'm gonna give him a seven out of ten. Oh wow because It was a lot of yeses and fucks which I like those but not enough There wasn't a whole lot of money. It was a lot of yes, fuck which was great, but I wanted more less talky Let's talk you more Mona more grunts. I guess I could knock him down one morning. Yeah What about you guys? I'm gonna give him a eight. Okay, same He needed more bass in his voice. I felt yeah like grunts the fact that Brett put his headphones on Just to hear that But did I did I did my clip perk up a little bit yeah, but I wasn't thronging great confidence It now here's what my clip did my clip went huh? Stole, but it wasn't like okay peaked out like yeah Yeah, and I felt like it could have went there if he did more moans But this was good, but it is so attractive when men moans. Oh During sex because then it makes you know that Brad to it. Don't do that. Not you Well, you said there go it is attractive when men moans. Oh Brett yeah, your time's up Your dad called Brett time's up Back what about Maggie's chair though? I will yeah, we gotta get you another chair. I was looking for my lid I dropped it. I don't want the dogs to get it. It's on by your life, but in front of you. Yeah to yeah There you go. Hey guys. Sorry if this podcast is unhinged. This is our first pod back from the break and we Wanted to just kind of chill during this pod try something different and do some cards and just chill Yeah, oh, yeah, that's what we do every podcast it is we usually have a little more structure We don't have dogs running around screaming and fucking so, you know May be what else? Okay. Well, hmm shit. Let's get let's do another. I have a couple more little topics for us Hot topic hot topic. Okay Well, you all know what my answer is gonna be but give a good answer. What ingredient always ruins the dish sour cream Fuck you Fuck you Yep, that's what it is. What's yours pasto. Tell what queen. Yeah, oh girl. Not good. Tell what queen That's that's your favorite dish too. Oh, oh, I want a big dollop per bite. Oh, God I wish you'll get tacos after this. I feel like you always ask for sour cream and extra, but you don't ever eat it Bitch, I be eating it What do you mean I don't ever eat it? That's gonna get extra. I'm gonna take a video start taking videos They'll be dolphins every so the sour cream to do it secretly though. Okay. I need snap-check lessons. Do it take really. Oh shit No, that's just funny She thought of something and decided she can't get stoned before this. No, okay Okay, my's gonna be cilantro And that's my favorite thing. I know now I can handle a little bit if they garnish it I'm okay. We're kind of meant to be though every time we go to a restaurant I scrape out my cheese and give it to Chelsea. She likes the inside of rolls I like the outside of rolls. We look so it works out because then we can give each other extra it works We love it works perfect. Yeah, it really does ying and yang, baby. Oh ying yang What about y'all what ingredient ruins a dish? I was gonna say salt Too much salt bread come on bro Salt's the best part. I know but too much salt sure if it's too much salt I can see that. Yeah, okay. Well, yeah too much of anything. It's like too much salt. Yeah, okay Maggie What about you? I kind of like everything, but I would say so long. I don't like cilantro either. You think soap - It doesn't taste like soap to me. I just don't like it. It just has a nasty taste Yeah, what does it taste like you it does not taste like soap. It just tastes Like I said a little bit's fine if it's too much it just like it's overpowering us and it's not a good taste I can't explain it. Yeah, I cannot explain it sometimes tomatoes get a weird odor or Something can turn me off from tomatoes sometimes. Mm-hmm. Okay, but I love tomatoes Just like if they're homegrown. I love just eating on but there's sometimes they'll catch a weird Smell I went to this I go to this place called smoking oaks here in Nashville and get it's kind of like a it's a butcher shop But they also have like local farmers sell their stuff there And I went I was passing by I needed eggs, so I stopped to get eggs and they had this whole display of beautiful heirloom tomatoes and there was just one right on top and this heirloom tomato was probably the size of this box It's not a little bigger. It was huge and it was so beautiful that I just set there and looked at it For about a minute just looking at it just admiring how beautiful it was Damn and I should have bought it. Yeah, I didn't for some reason like five inches by five inches It was huge. I mean it was huge. This is one of the biggest ones that ever seen beautiful I was like oh gosh I'd love to go to one of those events where they grow the largest pumpkins or the largest potatoes That would be so fun. I've always wanted to go and I've never been to some sort of festival That's like dedicated to one thing like a corn festival Corn you have to go to a cream corn festi. I got to look up corn festivals Hold on. I've never been to like, you know a local pancake fit like something where everything's just for that a Furby festival Corn festival sweet corn festival Experience an only festival featuring one of a kind sweet corn taste freshness of corn picked right off the cob There's lots of corn festivals. Would you like to go stand that potato and Idaho? The Airbnb. Oh, I'll do it. I'll do anything We got to go to a corn festival Yeah, quick. When was it? Did it say? I? Don't know. I'll look it. I'll look it up. Okay. We got to go to something like that mullet festival. Yes, Brett said he's going joining the competition for the mullet and Where's that in Australia? No, it's in Illinois. I think okay. You got to do it, Brett. Yeah, it's coming out though mid-July am I ready? No, you need the buck cut. Yeah, I better hurry and start training it Maybe sleep with like two books or like stop Can you train it and if you don't know what a butt cut is Brett? Do you want to explain to people what a butt cut is just part down the middle? You remember like in the 90s when the guys had the part down the middle and it kind of curved around the face Like it looked like just like a butt It was I think it looks good. Thanks on people. I Thought it looked great on Brett. It was getting too long He did it a haircut, but when it's the perfect link length the butt cuts where it's at using He should just go all curly hair like put gel in it or or like get it diet fluffed out listen What don't die it? I think they know would the gray looks good, Brett. Okay as much as I Love and y'all know, I love a mullet and I love a mullet on Brett I Think just a butt cut with short hair would even look great now I don't want you to cut your mullet But if you decide to do that for you, I'll support that but for the competition You need a mullet with a butt cut on top. Do you think I can actually win? I mean am I ready? I don't want to enter unless I'm gonna win though. Do you think I don't think you could win this year? But you have a buck cut next year. I think you can win. I think you can win I think the butt cut mixed in with the curly mullet mixed in with the stash Mixed in with the way you dress mixed in with your fucking brain and the way you talk. Yes, brother You could go home with the gold ribbon. Thank you Starts today Well, and we all got to go with him next year. Yeah, great support. We could take my limo that I'm trying to get That I don't know I'm no anything about if you are listening I am trying to buy a white limo a 15 passenger. I want a big limo stretch But you gotta get explained to people we're not talking about a nice new limo We're talking about like an old old limo an old 80s cool ass 80s early 90s Limo to be your daily driver How cool is that? It's cool. I hope my neighbors are okay with it. Just sitting out front. What are they gonna do? Hopefully just like it. Okay, so a household can have two three cars Nobody says nothing about that. Mm-hmm, but one household can have one long car Maybe I could paint it to look like two cars stop Stop That's funny. That car's riding that car's a house. That's funny Damn, dude. Imagine the content and just imagine the fun we could have in there. Mm-hmm in the muth bangs Bro in a limo. We put a table back there. We said a bro a lot of eatin Stop, bro. It could be just up there driving and he can I'd roll up the window Futures limo driver Dude imagine us in the back of limo. Oh my gosh a limo. We have to get it. I know But it cannot be a nice one. I've been looking online dude. They're like even For cheap, I guess if you want like one that runs and stuff 20 30 30 grand. I mean that's cheaper than getting a new car, but still for an old car. That's yeah, it's a little expensive That is imagine the fun. It's gonna be worth it big time gonna be worth it What dessert will all what dessert will you always order if it's on the menu? No matter what if it's on the menu you're ordering it mango sticky rice always. Yeah, I agree sticky toffee pudding for me Yeah, that's your favorite. Yeah, what about y'all? What's that? I like the bread pudding. Yeah, you do like bread pudding. Yeah, right when it goes sticky. Yeah We gotta make mango sticky rice Maggie said she did and I got a I need to make it I bought all this stuff for it, but I just haven't bought the time. Yeah, we gotta do that. I love mango sticky rice What's your unpopular food opinion Oh That's a tough question opinion. Okay. Let me think here. That's a tough question. Gosh, that's that's so vague because okay It could be anything. Yeah, that could be anything Popular food unpopular food opinion. I can't it's just gotta be a sauce issue I can't people that don't you saw I don't know we've talked about this. I can't do No sauce with food if you're gonna have chicken strips fucking dip it. Oh Dip it dip it fucking dumb. Don't be dumb. Do we need sauce? This is don't be dumb dip it Yeah, don't be dumb dip it. Well, I don't have any more questions. That's okay. Do we have another call? Listen to the call We have one last call one last call Path it right Hello This is my first time calling this number I've been tempted to do it in before in the past when I've heard y'all's podcast and I got to say I If I'm being real honest, I didn't really think that this would actually exist, but you know, I Have been made a believer Anyway, I love what you guys do with the podcast and it's amazing I'll be straight up honest with you. I do actually use my Maser speaker with this and sometimes it gets a little too loud So whenever you guys are doing you're saying and then I hear the other things that can sometimes be a little You a little wild. I'm just like wow, okay. Really don't want nobody to hear But anyway, you know you guys do a fantastic job, and I'm just very very very moved by it, you know Especially to be enough here. I may I'm a sieve more I work for a military suit of command, so being out on the water, you know missions ship life No, it's uh can be a bit much sometimes So I've taken the liberty of going ahead and downloading y'all's podcast on Spotify and you know I downloaded every single episode and now I'm just looking on the internet at YouTube And I'm seeing every single one of the episodes. 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Yes, that was thank you We love all of all the rock fuckers. Thank you guys for listening to the pod Yeah, be on the lookout for the month fully merch drops. We say that every month We try to drop them on the first of each month. Yeah, sometimes it might be the second sometimes it won't be molt schick Yeah We'll get around to it. We just bet maybe busy molt schick Yeah, we might be doing that really molt sticky lately. Yeah. Yeah, you've been mulch deck. Yeah. Oh, we had a boy outside Alright, dude. What if Maggie was a lawyer? I could objection. She don't even know how to spell half the words sustained Right. Well fake it to you, mate. Yeah, I guess if you got the confidence and you're faking it. Yeah, that'd be so funny It would work. I just want to go watch. Yeah. Yeah, molt stick molt stick What if you're a judge or your your witness and the lawyer was like ma'am, what did you see molt? I'm like get this with this office dance. 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